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    Returning to their parents' home for the first time in a decade, Techno is forced to face too many of the bad memories and broken relationships that he has been trying to ignore all this time. Things like all the reasons they left their parents' house to begin with. And how his twin brother, who he hasn't seen in years, still seems to hate him. The thought of it all is enough to leave him close to meltingdown, let alone actually getting on the plane to go there.

    Luckily for him, the plane never gets home.

    Unluckily, everything that follows.

    Technoblade's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad plane crash survival experience.

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    PART TWO OF THE WOLFBORN AU
    You will probably want to read the first fic before this one lmao.
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    Technoblade was raised by a pack of Dire Wolves since he was seven years old, though he kept his ability to pretend normal. Of course, all the SMP knows is that Technoblade is..... Technoblade. Even Philza isn't aware.

    But they still notice the wildness, don't they?
    ~~
    Or, some moments when Techno's wolfy side was... less hidden.
    Might make a second chapter.

    PHIL AND TECHNO HAVE A BROTHERLY BOND HERE WHY CAN'T I STOP WITH THE SIBLING BONDS-

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    SBI Foster AU but— nope. No buts. It’s exactly the same as all the other ones. It’s my comfort plotline, your honor.

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    Tubbo wasn’t a medic.

    He was a scientist, sure, but more of the evil and mad kind. He did experiments that led nowhere. He invented nukes. He built machines that he sometimes happened to find a function for. He didn’t repair broken bones. He was completely out of his depth, and the more that awareness settled in, the more panicked he got.

    Tommy was still breathing, but how long would that last?

    Not knowing what else to do, he went to fish out his communicator from a chest with all of his old belongings from back before the L’Manburg times. He’d stopped using that thing at some point because Wilbur had been convinced that they were getting tracked through it, and he’d had no reason not to believe him. He didn’t know how many people still had theirs; he doubted it would be too many, but still, he sent out a general message of help. He didn’t specify that it was about Tommy, just in case Dream could see it; he just mentioned that he needed someone with some kind of medical expertise regarding hypothermia, broken bones, and a variety of infections.

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    or, Dream and Techno answer Tubbo's desperate plea for help, and he doesn't know what to do with that

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    Consciousness came back in slow waves.

    Beep.

    He isn’t sure when exactly he ‘woke’ up.

    Beep.

    He isn’t sure when exactly he started breathing again.

    Beep.

    Why wasn’t he breathing? He’s not sure.

    What is breathing anyway?

     

    aka: sbi space au with beeduo & niki and chaos ensues with eventual found family and a lot of language barrier

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    "This is one of the many books you will need to study to become a successful weapon," the trainer says, voice slightly strained as she tugs the hardcover up and away from his greedy little fingers.

    The trainer exhales long and hard. They do that a lot with Technoblade. "Technoblade," she continues, voice trying for stern and not making it anywhere close, "You need to get to training."

    "Potatoes," he hisses.

    It’s a lovely day in the village city, and you are a horrible goose three-year-old weapon.

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    Not to brag, but Techno's a pretty great mechanic. And not just because his human hands have multiple dexterousness fingers. His skills have gotten him pretty far in the universe. Further than most humans can ever make it.

    Almost literally, since humans can't survive faster than light travel.

    With the near infinity of space, that little biological fact limits the mobility of their entire species. But, as humans tend to do, they have spent all their experience points on brains over functional bodies. Thus, a solution was created: cryopods.

    Cryosleep makes it possible for Techno to travel through space, and his skills make it actually worthwhile for a ship's crew to even bother with him. It's going pretty well, all things considered. If only his body realized how critical it was not to get oh-so sleepy and achy after being frozen alive and thawed out. It really throws a wrench in his productivity.

    Techno is a human on a mixed species spaceship with Phil, Wilbur, and Tommy. All four crew members contend with the effects of popsicle-ification. Thawing procedure is most optimal with shared body heat, copious fur petting, and sugary offerings.

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     Hi y'all, this is my first Minecraft Fic and my first Dream SMP fic, have mercy. No, I have no idea where this idea came from to me.

    This is the backstory of the Wolfborn AU.
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    Years before any of the politics, the alpha female of a dire wolf pack found a human-piglin hybrid child injured and hiding from adults. With no scent of parents or pack on him, the Dire pack took him in as theirs.
    ----

    Or, in which Technoblade grew up in a Dire Wolf pack but kept his ability to act normally since it was near a town. No one, not even Phil, is aware of his past yet.

    This is going to be a series, lmao.

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    The Antine and Arctic Empires have stood as long and strong as any other kingdom worth their weight in gold. Just as they always have been, they are ruled by the preordained royals. The near unlimited power of those on the throne. Technoblade, as the crown price of the Arctic Empire, knows those facts intimately. And he was quite looking forwards to the prospect of it as his father's health declined.

    Until his father suddenly removed his status as the heir in favor of his uncle. And then immediately died. It makes the funeral quite the dreary event for Techno, to say the least.

    Luckily, his compatriot, and arguable only friend, King Philza is there to offer him some perspective. And perhaps a path back to power, if in a unconventional and possibly fraud-filled way. If it's necessary to regain his crown, then Techno will say "I do."

    The fake marriage au where Techno schemes his way into power, Phil gets to keep his secret girlfriend, and no one falls in love. Unless you count the love of friendship! And indescribable violence.

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    Technoblade is determined to “Get Better”. What that means..he doesn’t exactly know yet but he’s figuring it out.

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    Technoblade fictive projects on his source. Cries multiple times while writing.

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    Technoblade has been missing for eight months.

    When he wakes up in a hospital, alone and pinned down by an unfamiliar weight, the very last thing he expects is a pair of wings he did not ask for.

    This is hurt, and this is healing, and this is love, and this is Phil’s hands holding his the entire way

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    Techno is homeless, until he isn't.
    Techno has a shitty life, until Phil fosters them.

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    Technoblade and Tommy fostered by Phil♡

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    Ranboo rounded the corner into the back corner of the library, already mentally on the next item on his to-do list, he needed to not forget, and then froze in place. There was already someone sitting at the isolated table he always sat at, eating a rice salad and reading on his phone.

    And– he’d been staring too long. Ranboo cleared his throat. “Uh, hi, Techno. I didn’t– know anyone else was back here.”

    Techno had also paused, plastic fork in his mouth. Ranboo had met him last term, when he’d asked for a history tutor and met the sardonic pink-haired masters’ student. The tutoring sessions had been the most painless ones Ranboo had ever sat through– he might even call them friends–  but that was then. He’d never really talked to the other man outside of an academic context, aside from nodding at him a few times in the coffee line. Ranboo wasn’t sure how to handle this, and Techno evidently was feeling the same way. Techno nodded at Ranboo, expression clearly trying for polite. “How’s it goin’?”

    OR: this is honestly just 2k of borealtrio banter and bonding

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    "Tommy Innit Watson wasn’t one to brag (Not true) but he was amazing at writing. He even compared himself to his older brother who won three writing awards in his Freshman year. Tommy was not like Technoblade. Technoblade liked to write mythology stories about heroes and villains. Tommy was not like his other older brother Wilbur who wrote songs that could put Mozart to shame (obviously Mozart is not talented at writing sad songs about his exes)"
    ...
    Or: Tommyinnit is crawling through life one story/ poem at a time
    ...
    OR: Author projects onto Tommyinnit because he can
    ...
    ALSO ALL THE POEMS ARE MINE! I WROTE THEM! THEY LITERALLY REPRESENT ME!

    No Longer Discontinued!!!!

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    Look- Techno hadn't meant to get into this line of work.

    He'd been planning to go into editing, or at the very least something book related, once he'd finished his English degree: the research job with the Magnus Institute was supposed to be temporary, something a friend had hooked him up with, to finance the ridiculously overpriced cost of living in London until he could get a better job.

    He'd finished his degree two and a half years ago, now, and still hadn't quite gotten around to applying for any of the local publishing houses.

    Ah well - at least taking the offer of Head Archivist would come with a pay rise, right? What was the worst that could happen?

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    Techno goes to work for OSHA's worst nightmare, AKA The Magnus Archives AU

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    There were three things the boy was sure of as he woke up in a creaking metal elevator, head pounding, lights low and the grind of gears above his head the only sound - his name was Technoblade, he had no idea where he was, and his memories of everything outside of rust and red lights had been scooped away like a chef with a melon baller.

    He probably should be panicking more, but that sweet, sweet combination of shock and exhaustion was making everything seem wayyy less bad than it was.

    OR

    A techno-centric mazerunner au for the Voices for the Blade event

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    Thomas Innit, Wilbur Soot, and Techno Blade are all fostered by Phil Craft on the same day.

    Little do any of them know, all three foster kids are autistic.

    EDITING TO ADD 2/24/24: I DO NOT SUPPORT NOR AM A FAN OF WILBUR OR LOVEJOY

    repost!

    *i am not og author, the og is gaspshichat. go check them out!!*
    *reposted bc the og one had BITCHASS in place of Wilbur's name and it's giving me a headache - if you're fine w/ that, go read their story instead*
    *i too do not associate w/ william gold or lovejoy, this is about wilbur soot, the character.*

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    Techno couldn't remember a time in his life without Phil. Quite literally, actually, since their parents had been friends, and they'd been sharing a cradle right from the moment Techno was out of the hospital.

    One of his earliest memories was rough and tumbling round a grassy field with a blonde child, Phil unafraid to use his tiny little baby teeth to win their epic battles, while Techno preferred the good old 'pull their hair until they scream' method. There were far too many photos of the two of them disheveled and grinning, covered in grass stains and the remnants of bribery ice cream cones for Techno's liking - if his enemies ever needed blackmail, he would be helpless against their ammunition.

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    long phone calls for a long-distance friendship, body-doubling to defeat ADHD demons, and emduo fluff

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    Wilbur invites Tommy to party for the end of high school. Going was the worst mistake he could have possibly made.
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    Or, Tommy forgets his headphones gets overstimulated at a party.

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    Wilbur Soot never gives up. It's an admirable trait considering how much goes wrong for him throughout his life. Maybe that's why he never gives up.

    Fuck cc!Wilbur I just think c!Wilbur is a neat little guy

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