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When the conflict between Skyblock and the Antarctic Empire had dragged on long enough without showing any sign of either nation being defeated, a truce was struck. Skyblock agreed to stop its assaults and negotiate a peace treaty, and in return, the empire would do the same. To show goodwill, Skyblock would even go so far as to hand over its most competent general as a prisoner of war. That way, the Antarctic Empire would know the lengths they were willing to go to for a proper resolution.
Such were the circumstances that led to Phil taking custody of Technoblade: skilled warrior, revered tactician, and current political hostage.
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i'm in my own little nightmare, a dream i'm doomed to repeat by rubys_ramblings
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Little Nightmares (Video Games)
11 Oct 2025
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Every night, when he falls asleep, Technoblade has nightmares.
Techno dreamed about a man with no face- with a face like dripping candle wax- wearing a huge jacket and a kind of hat like a fisherman wears, drenched in water. He dreamed he was in a boat, on a rolling ocean, in the dark with the strange man. He dreamed he was trapped in a tiny cage in a giant room that swayed like a sailing ship, curled up and hiding from a figure with skin sloughing off its skull and long long long arms.
He couldn’t wake up.ai-less whumptober day 11
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- Part 11 of ruby's whumptober 2025
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Techno's family wasn't supposed to get involved with any of this... so tell him why he came home with his father nearly dead and his bother missing, taken? The association lied to him... and now he needed to find his brother before it was too late.
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- Part 8 of Whumptober 2025
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When L’manberg suffers a suspicious death or an unfindable missing person, citizens side eye each other and mutter that ‘vampires must have got them’, before going on with their lives, avoiding dark alleys.
Everyone knows it’s not really vampires. It’s better to invoke a mythical creature than let the real culprits know you know they exist.
But awareness doesn’t always equal safety, and Technoblade finds himself in an underground medical facility. He gets out, but the wounds inflicted during the attack leave weird scars. And worse, his murderers aren't willing to give up their hit.
…vampires are just a cover story, right? Not the explanation for Techno’s suddenly red eyes, low appetite, and inability to sleep.
Right?Series
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the world is not a nice place (to those of us who breathe) by whatsatubbo for Dust_2_dust
Fandoms: Dream SMP
16 Aug 2025
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“So… if they show up, do we hide in the attic or something? Or should I just tell them I’m eighteen? I could fake a beard… I’m sure Tubbo could find me a fake id,” he said, stroking an imaginary beard, his eyebrows wiggling in mock seriousness.
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techno tries to keep his brother out of foster care after their grandad passes
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- Part 4 of ter terglas ficfight extravaganza 2025
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Techno hates sitting here, listening to police and doctors and everyone talk about what Cassius did to him. What other people did to him. He’s found himself slipping into blankness more and more often, letting his mind go distant from the courtroom. Only coming back to himself when Phil’s feathers lightly brush his arm.
Phil tries not to listen. He does not want to hear this, he doesn’t want to be privy to the horrors Techno not only hadn’t told him about, but had asked him to not listen to, when he talked to the police.
Phil can’t do anything but sit there and listen while Techno describes details. Which foster parent touched him. How they touched him. If it was just touch (not that the contact was ever ‘just’ that), or if there was an assault as well.or, READ THE TAGS AND CONTENT WARNINGS
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- Part 4 of so different from this hell i lived in
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Technoblade is determined to “Get Better”. What that means..he doesn’t exactly know yet but he’s figuring it out.
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Technoblade fictive projects on his source. Cries multiple times while writing.
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- 1/?
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The other (better) world by Fluffy_Chan06
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
24 Jun 2025
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Techno blinked the purple mist away from his vision, the portal always messed with his head but not normally this much. He shook his head, trying to clear his mind faster. He heard Phil stumble slightly as he also arrived, his cane struggling to hold him up at the sudden weight. Techno robbed his eyes before opening them once he was less dizzy. He looked around blinking a few more times to make sure his mind wasn’t still wonky from the portal.
Instead of the red hot, rocky terrain and dangerous place they called the nether, the pair appears to be in some kind of throne room, the room covered in icy blues and sparkly golds. Two thrones sitting at the end of the long room, the thrones themself being the same gold and icy blue the room is covered in.
Techno looks beside him to see Phil being as shocked as he felt. He stepped closer to his best friend, his hand instinctively inches to his sword as he eyes the room around them. The pair jumped as they heard footsteps, a loud sound in the silence that the pair dissolved into.~~~~
AKA The au where Dsmp!Techno & Phil finally get hugs and stop repressing their instints with a little help of altgernate verisons of themselves -
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Techno knows that when they near a town, he’s going to be put into the bigger cage and displayed for people to point and gawk at, expected to sit very still and be very quiet and not do anything, no matter what they do to him.
He knows that in the times between towns, when the cages fill with other hybrids, he has to keep still and quiet. He has to behave, because sometimes, they don’t hurt him as badly if he’s good.
Sometimes he wonders if they would sell him, if he was bad enough. But then they beat him, or whip him until blood runs down his back, and he remembers what he has to do.
He has to be silent. He has to sit still in his cage and never be hungry or thirsty, never make a sound.Series
- Part 5 of carry the world
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It all happened so fast.
Wilbur and Tommy were outside, exploring near to their house. Nothing could go wrong, right? Tommy turned around after hearing a loud crash, then he saw Wilbur. After that, Tommy suddenly couldn't catch his breath, unable to move much less scream at the sight of his older brother.
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Wilbur dies infront of Tommy but... is he really even dead?
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Wilbur just dies and Tommy thinks it's his fault and then years later he receives mysterious letters from his brother who he thought was dead all along
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the author is a dumbass and this is their first fic since 2020 wattpad
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- Part 1 of I hope you call back
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if i was dying on my knees, you would be the one to rescue me by rubys_ramblings
Fandoms: Dream SMP
26 Apr 2025
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Techno leads a pretty normal life. Boring, he might even say.
Which, in and of itself, is kind of a miracle. But he tries not to think about that part.
He still wears high-collared shirts all the time, hiding his throat. He keeps Phil on speed-dial, he’s always on guard for the first sign of something being wrong.
Which is why it’s such a shock when it does happen, and he doesn’t immediately notice.
In Techno’s defense, he hasn’t had a serious episode in four years. So he’s- well, he hasn’t forgotten, because there’s no forgetting it- but he maybe is out of practice noticing what it feels like.
He’s been lethargic for a day or so. Short of breath. There’s maybe a bit of an ache in his chest, but he’s had enough tubes and needles between his ribs that it always aches. It’s just a mild episode, he thinks. It’ll go away on its own.or, Techno has multiple medical emergencies, and his family takes care of him.
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- Part 1 of i've got you brother
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“Stop struggling, or the fucking bird gets it,” a voice demands, and the bleeding man in front of him steps aside so Techno has a perfect view of Phil. He’s being held by a man on each arm, a third behind him, pulling his head back by his hair and a dagger to his neck. Techno notes the rope binding his co-emperor’s wings, eyes wide and solely on Techno. He’s already got a split temple and judging by the blood dripping from the rogue’s face, Phil was willing to go down fighting.
Technoblade wasn’t willing to risk him, though.
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Forever in Debt to Your Priceless Advice by floristkills for YeniiHuenii
Fandoms: Origins SMP, Dream SMP
26 Feb 2025
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When the Wither King planted a Nether Star into Technoblade's chest, it saved his life. But it was not a salvation that came for free. Death comes for all things, and Techno simply carries it now; expected to spread rot and decay and wither as far as his hands can reach.
Regardless of the pain and injury that comes from not using the power within him, he stands strong. Techno doesn't want to hurt anyone or anything, consequences be damned.
It seems that no one has the same reservations towards him.
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In a land far, far away, nestled between towering mountains and verdant valleys, there lay a prosperous kingdom. Its ruler, a wise and just king, and his queen, renowned for her grace and kindness, had everything their hearts could desire, except one thing.Despite their riches and peaceful reign, they had long yearned for a child, one to inherit the throne and continue their legacy.
One evening, as the stars twinkled in the sky like diamonds, the king knelt by the castle chapel and made his wish known to the heavens."Grant us a child," he whispered."A child who will be loved and cherished, a beacon of hope for this kingdom."
And so, as if the stars themselves had heard his plea, the queen soon bore a son. On the morning of his birth, the sun shone brighter than it had ever done before, casting golden light over the kingdom. The entire kingdom rejoiced. The bells tolled, announcing the birth of the heir—Dream, the hope of their future.
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This is a Technoblade x Dream in Sleeping Beauty au, Some things may be stupid ar strage so sorry in advance
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I’ll Write Myself A Better Ending, Because This One Sucks by VoicesOfShadowhunter
Fandoms: Dream SMP
21 Dec 2024
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Technoblade struggles with his disabilities again, and thinks of things that help him.
That’s literally it.Series
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Technoblade doesn’t like going to parties. They are always loud and overwhelming. But Phil invited him, and he couldn’t let his best friend down. So..he could suffer through it once..right?
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rotten roots by clementine_emeralds for Calliopes_Lyre
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
01 Dec 2024
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He catches a glimpse of the necklace that’s hanging from Phil’s neck. Pure emerald encompassed in gold, it’s a distinct piece of jewellery he has seen uncountable times. This too-good-to-be-true stranger is from their enemy nation.
“You're from the Antarctic Empire,” Techno mumbles underneath his breath. “You’re here because you want something from me.”
Phil shrugs. “I came here without a set motive. Could you even call your nation yours, after all this? Could your nation even call you theirs? No matter your answer, mate, I'm still taking you with me.”
“They're going to find me. They're going to find me no matter what, no matter where I-"
“You'll be safe in my kingdom. There's a reason why we always win the wars we get ourselves in. We aren't a place of hubris.”
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Techno is a prisoner of war who finds himself freed by the enemy nation's emperor.
Prompt: whump + Hurt/Comfort
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Tommy got too close to Dream's blast in Logstedshire, and his sight disappeared. At first, he expected it to come back (It always had before), but it didn't and now he had to learn how to live with it, maybe with help from his older brother Techno (That is if he actually told him).
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Bedrock bros with a blind Tommy who desperately tries to hide it and a tired Technoblad that just wants to find out what's wrong with his brother.
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- Part 2 of Naja's amazing Bedrock bros fanfics
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People called him obsessed.
He wasn't inclined to agree.
Techno would call himself a motivated man, someone with a real drive and passion. People just weren’t used to seeing such a thing nowadays, their senses numbed to the wonder of magic that surrounded the world they lived in.
They thought he was insane for what? Having an interest?
So what if he dedicated his life to this book? The Green Striped Hat was one of the greatest wonders of the world. That was something he knew from the moment he heard whispers about it on a school playground as a child.
He knew it was his destiny to be the one to uncover its mystery, to dig up all its secrets and bare them for the world to see.
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Techno reads a cursed book and very normal and good things happen
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Pig boy completes his destiny :)
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- Part 24 of Dory's Dark SBI
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The name comes from the song Still Feel by Half Alive.
Techno is the youngest son of LadyDeath and CrowFather... and you would think that having two professional heroes for parents would exempt you from being bullied at school.
But that's not his case, because unfortunately he has a "villain" power and everyone seems to hate him for that little reason.....
But this time his classmates went too far and now he has to hide a burn from his parents and brother who are professional heroes.Series
- Part 2 of How to Break a Blade (Instructions Included)
- Part 1 of Zero to Hero (Or Something Like That)
- Part 1 of Techno with Blood Power
- Part 1 of Transfusion