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(Why) Didn't You Trust Me. by Hawkflame999
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Origins SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), QSMP | Quackity SMP
24 Nov 2025
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Technoblade gets hit a little badly and finally gets dragged to the doctor by the others (the war resolved itself somehow).
They end up finding something that he never told anyone- not the wolves, but the old injury.Philza is Not Happy.
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or, Phil finds out about the freak leg.
And freaks out like any good big brother.Techno, stop having trust issues, you little feral child.
(This can technically be read as a standalone oneshot, but it's part of a series, but it's Philza's perspective soo uhh yeah Phil don't know bout the wolves does he.)
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Techno's, like... Powerless.
Yup.
He's living in a world of heroes, villains and whatnot while he's... Powerless. Not a single ability, nothing.
Yeah, he's stronger than most. Sure. He's still got nothing to do if a random villain strucks lightning in his chest.
Not on. In. Inside it.
But he lives in the most protected city around, so he really doesn't have much problems. His brothers tease him and dad's overprotective, sure, but it's not that big of an issue.
The bigger issue are the voices inside his head that whisper weird stuff to him ever since his 9th birthday, that his father doesn't know about, that his brothers have no idea exist.
The voices that act like they're real people, that are constant spectators and know even things that can't be in his subconscious.
Chat, he's called them.
Oh, chat'll be the death of him someday.
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- Part 1 of Techno's foster child adventures
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After Las Nevadas' fall, Quackity nothing left. Nothing more than fear, he was still alive. Was why he still alive? What cruel prank of the Goddess was this? With nothing more to do than to survive, Quackity found his way to the cold and humilliating Artic. Right at his nemesis' door. Right in front of Technoblade.
A month, that was the deal. A month of protection for a month of information about others...
Title from Home - Phillip Phillips
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All These Things They’ve Done To You, But I’m Still Keeping You Here by Hawkflame999
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Origins SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
18 Nov 2025
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I have writer's block of certain fics rn, but then I find drafts with multiple chapters ready to go and stuff.
Im sorry chat.
Another one.Modern Streamer AU.
Ages have been messed with tremendously.
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Dream and Drista have always known about their younger half-brother, but only that he existed, and they shouldn't blame him for that, it's not the child's fault.Now, when he's 19 and with legal custody of his sister, Dream finally looks into it.
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He CANNOT believe he wasn't told his baby brother was in the foster system.
Nope, nope, he's filing for custody NOW.Meanwhile, Technoblade has been in the foster system for years, the only comfort from the horrors of it being his best friend/basical brother Skeppy, and their secret Minecraft channels.
And now he's told his older half-brother, who he barely knew anything about, and who apparently just found out about his situation, actually wants him. Techno just hopes they won't have a belt. Wait- DREAM?!!?!??!?!...Can Dream and Drista get their new little brother to believe it's safe?
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(might change the summary but who cares eh)Series
- Part 6 of DSMP Oneshots, AUs, and Whatnot.
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“The adoption paperwork finally went through.”
Techno’s eyes go wide. “What?”
Phil nods, clasping his hands in front of him. “Puffy’s gonna be here in a bit to talk to you about finalizing things.” He pauses. He needs to make absolutely sure that this is what Techno wants, because Phil will not be another person to force him into a situation where he feels pressured to say yes (or just, to not say no) to avoid negative consequences.
“If you want to say no, you can,” Phil says. “If you’re not ready, or even if you just don’t want to. You can say no. No one is going to force you to do this.”read the tags and content warnings
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- Part 6 of so different from this hell i lived in
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Tommy is obsessed with vampires and wants to convince his dad(Phil) that their real. He meets vampire hunter!!Wilbur.
Tommy looks like Vampire!!Techno's dead brother. (This totally doesn't become a problem)
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Unfinished Sbi works (RIP 2021-2023) by Bitten_Seal
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
08 Nov 2025
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These are ideas or one-shots about Tommy, Wilbur, Techno and Philza being a family in every single universe, that I wrote in 2021-2023.
However I no longer want to continue with these stories due to 4 simple facts:
- The brighton biter BEING SCUM OF THE EARTH
- Techno is no longer with us (I miss him)
- Philza is uncomfortable with being called Dadza
- And Tommy is all grown up ദ്ദി╥ ᴗ ╥)But I have spent considerable amount of time with these stories and I don't want my ideas to go to waste. So if you want them to continue writing SBI fics or to your own OCs go right ahead!
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- 11,059
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- 7/34
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Netherborns Pack Together! (You're Safe Here, Tuskling) by Hawkflame999
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Origins SMP
06 Nov 2025
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!!!!!STILL GOING THROUGH EDITS!!!!! !!!UNFINISHED!!!!
Ok so this is my first attempt at a wide range of AUs based on some headcanons I have about the Nether, Nether species, BadBoyHalo's species, and more.
But a basic summary of this one is:
Technoblade is way younger than most of SMP thinks, and only Bad (also Sapnap) knows, because netherkind have their age indicators. And Bad is a Netherkind too.Techno is an UnClaimed cub on his own.
After a battle triggers a flashback of things Techno would rather not tell anyone, Bad (And Sapnap) finally takes action.
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- Part 1 of Netherborn Lore Series (name pending)
- Part 3 of DSMP Oneshots, AUs, and Whatnot.
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Techno was only fourteen when he became a refugee, getting separated from his five year old brother. Now, he lives in the Antarctic Empire... now he's seeing his homeland being declared free from the previous regime and child soldier delivering the message.
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- Part 20 of Whumptober 2025
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Signs of the Wild by Hawkflame999
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP, Origins SMP
20 Oct 2025
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PART TWO OF THE WOLFBORN AU
You will probably want to read the first fic before this one lmao.
~~Technoblade was raised by a pack of Dire Wolves since he was seven years old, though he kept his ability to pretend normal. Of course, all the SMP knows is that Technoblade is..... Technoblade. Even Philza isn't aware.
But they still notice the wildness, don't they?
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Or, some moments when Techno's wolfy side was... less hidden.
Might make a second chapter.PHIL AND TECHNO HAVE A BROTHERLY BOND HERE WHY CAN'T I STOP WITH THE SIBLING BONDS-
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was he truly angry? After the years of on and off disappearances why now would it bother him, why now could he not remember it all. What had happened that his mind so cruelly would deny him the knowledge. Was it worth knowing? He did not forget often but when he did it was to spare himself the grief. Was it grief? Had he done something to him?
He needed to find him to remember what happened to know he was not truly the monster everyone thought he was.
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The one thing money can’t buy is a heart, and Philza has been missing half of his for eighteen years, ever since Wilbur’s twin was stolen from his cradle. Understandably, he overreacts a bit when Wilbur has been gone a few hours and a mysterious phone call says they have him. Thankfully it’s just a misunderstanding, but when he goes to pick up his son, he almost can’t tell which of the boys is supposed to be his. Cue a series of frantic plots to rescue his long lost son, because Technoblade is going to be part of the family whether he likes it or not.
Techno, on the other hand, thinks Stockholm Syndrome is for losers. -
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Tommy has given up on the world ever treating him kindly, entering every new situation with resignation and fear. But what happens when he's taken in by the Watsons, a family that shows him there's more to life than just surviving?
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"It had been his fault, time and time again, that none of his homes had worked out. Sure, he wasn’t always known for having the best attitude–he was scared of everything, and when he got defensive he talked back, zoned out, or bolted at the first sign of trouble.
He was annoying and loud, and he’d been told it too many times to count.
But truly, the reason most families had issues with Tommy had less to do with his personality, and more to do with his ability."
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Wolfborn. by Hawkflame999
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
20 Aug 2025
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Hi y'all, this is my first Minecraft Fic and my first Dream SMP fic, have mercy. No, I have no idea where this idea came from to me.
This is the backstory of the Wolfborn AU.
~Years before any of the politics, the alpha female of a dire wolf pack found a human-piglin hybrid child injured and hiding from adults. With no scent of parents or pack on him, the Dire pack took him in as theirs.
----Or, in which Technoblade grew up in a Dire Wolf pack but kept his ability to act normally since it was near a town. No one, not even Phil, is aware of his past yet.
This is going to be a series, lmao.
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"Tommy was so fucked. This was his 22nd house. Tommy’s here on emergency placement because of the events of the night before. He was hoping it wouldn’t be too bad. But of course his new foster brother is built like a fucking tank. Standing in the doorway, the personification of strength with pink hair towers over Tommy and his social worker."
or, 3 times Technoblade was the scariest person Tommy's met +1 time he wasn't as scary as Tommy thought
or or Unreliable narrator Tommy thinks that Technoblade hates him because he's so monotone all the time but in reality Technoblade is just like that with everyone (i would say more but spoilers..)
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Technoblade faces a decision: they execute him again, or he agrees to be shipped off to some king he doesn't know as an unwilling spouse. He'd prefer the former, but they haven't been able to kill him, so he's going to have to survive this marriage until he gains an ally. He just didn't expect the ally to be his new husband.
In which Techno accidentally becomes fast friends with the person he was supposed to dislike.
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Technoblade is determined to “Get Better”. What that means..he doesn’t exactly know yet but he’s figuring it out.
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Technoblade fictive projects on his source. Cries multiple times while writing.
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One in Many by Crimson_Ethereal (redvelvetcookie), Rune (redvelvetcookie)
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
16 Jul 2025
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This last month has been a roller-coaster of events, but if you asked Techno, it was just a regular month in his life. His life was always a wreck, especially since he got taken from his "parents". They don't deserve to be called parents, not with what they did to him. But ever since he got put into state custody, he's been experiencing these moments where he doesn't remember anything. When he comes to, he always finds some adult scolding him for being violent and hurting other kids.
The thing is, he doesn't remember doing any of this, ever. Like, sure, he vaguely knows what happened, but those actions don't feel like his own. He feels no remorse, yet, he doesn't feel any pride either. It's a total disconnect. As he got older, bouncing from house to house, the problem only got worse. Techno keeps finding himself facing the consequences of what he assumes is a demon possessing him.
Except, because of this, he ended up where he is now. Sitting in the passenger seat of his social worker's car, he stared out the window, watching each house pass by. Keeping a groan of annoyance to himself, he tuned out the scolding of his social worker.
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AKA Technoblade has DID/Dissociative Identity Disorder!Series
- Part 2 of Self indulgent DSMP fics
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Bear Trap by HelixFlare8880, ItsZ, R3DLEMONADE
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
08 Jul 2025
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His hands shook as he clutched the edges of his jumper, pulling it tighter around himself. The events of the night played on a loop in his mind, each detail sharper and more horrifying than the last. He squeezed his eyes shut, trying to block it out, but the images wouldn’t leave him.
The sickening crack as the bullet went off.
The wet thump as his body fell to the floor.
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Foster care au, two possessive ex-war vets and their new, traumatised son. More at 8
TAGS CONTAIN SPOILERS, BUT I SUGGEST READING EM TO KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GETTING INTO.
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- Part 20 of TommyInnit Fics
- Part 3 of TommyInnit Chapter Fics
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(friend-safe-bright) speaks up again, voice faded as Techno drifts back into sleep.
“Phil, they messed up his wings really badly. Do you think… Will he ever be able to fly?”
A heavy pause. Techno yawns.
“..I don’t know.”
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“And she was always cold towards bats, too, and could not bear them; and yet I think a bat is as friendly a bird as there is.” — Mark Twain
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- Part 4 of The Adventures of Batnoblade