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    Grass Is Greener On The Other Side (Discontinued) by ,

    Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF  

    03 Jul 2024

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    When Tommy opened his little shop, he never expected it to be a hotspot for people, who frankly, get into weird situations.
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    Or: Tommy is a regular cafe owner, who just so happens to have the ability to see the future. Technoblade is a man who's life he's accidentally saved on multiple occasions.

    Bellator is a supervillain who's not so keen on letting his new trump card go.

     

    Check titled chapters for updates!

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    More Than Perfect by for CleanLenins

    Fandoms: Dream SMP  

    08 Mar 2023

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    Techno was sneaking out. He knew he shouldn’t be, hell, Phil had even said that it wasn’t safe for changelings to be away from magic for too long but he needed to do this. It was only the fae realm. How bad could it really be? Pretty bad actually but he was sick of being cooped up in the nest all the time no matter how much he loved curling up under Kristin’s wings! He also had to get a gift for Kristin and Phil's anniversary.

    Sure, they’d already been married for thousands of years and didn’t really celebrate it too much anymore but that wasn’t the point! It was their first anniversary that HE was with them on. It’d be rude not to get them something to commemorate. Before, he had already made peace with not being able to go out and get them something with the whole “you literally cannot survive on your own” speech he kept getting but Schlatt had pulled Phil away to lecture him and Kristin was busy with court, providing Techno with the perfect opportunity to slip away for a couple minutes. They probably wouldn’t notice. It’d be fineeeee.

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    Magical sonboy escapes into woods to get the perfect gift for his parents anniversary while accompanied by 4 very supportive crows.

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    Make This Place Your Home by

    Fandoms: Dream SMP  

    11 Oct 2025

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    After Las Nevadas' fall, Quackity nothing left. Nothing more than fear, he was still alive. Was why he still alive? What cruel prank of the Goddess was this? With nothing more to do than to survive, Quackity found his way to the cold and humilliating Artic. Right at his nemesis' door. Right in front of Technoblade.

    A month, that was the deal. A month of protection for a month of information about others...

    Title from Home - Phillip Phillips

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    TommyInnit Fics by , ,

    Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)

    07 Oct 2025

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    Wolfborn. by

    Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF  

    20 Aug 2025

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     Hi y'all, this is my first Minecraft Fic and my first Dream SMP fic, have mercy. No, I have no idea where this idea came from to me.

    This is the backstory of the Wolfborn AU.
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    Years before any of the politics, the alpha female of a dire wolf pack found a human-piglin hybrid child injured and hiding from adults. With no scent of parents or pack on him, the Dire pack took him in as theirs.
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    Or, in which Technoblade grew up in a Dire Wolf pack but kept his ability to act normally since it was near a town. No one, not even Phil, is aware of his past yet.

    This is going to be a series, lmao.

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    Mandatory Family Reunion by

    Fandoms: Dream SMP  

    06 Apr 2025

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    The one thing money can’t buy is a heart, and Philza has been missing half of his for eighteen years, ever since Wilbur’s twin was stolen from his cradle. Understandably, he overreacts a bit when Wilbur has been gone a few hours and a mysterious phone call says they have him. Thankfully it’s just a misunderstanding, but when he goes to pick up his son, he almost can’t tell which of the boys is supposed to be his. Cue a series of frantic plots to rescue his long lost son, because Technoblade is going to be part of the family whether he likes it or not.
    Techno, on the other hand, thinks Stockholm Syndrome is for losers.

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    One in Many by ,

    Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)  

    16 Jul 2025

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    This last month has been a roller-coaster of events, but if you asked Techno, it was just a regular month in his life. His life was always a wreck, especially since he got taken from his "parents". They don't deserve to be called parents, not with what they did to him. But ever since he got put into state custody, he's been experiencing these moments where he doesn't remember anything. When he comes to, he always finds some adult scolding him for being violent and hurting other kids.

    The thing is, he doesn't remember doing any of this, ever. Like, sure, he vaguely knows what happened, but those actions don't feel like his own. He feels no remorse, yet, he doesn't feel any pride either. It's a total disconnect. As he got older, bouncing from house to house, the problem only got worse. Techno keeps finding himself facing the consequences of what he assumes is a demon possessing him.

    Except, because of this, he ended up where he is now. Sitting in the passenger seat of his social worker's car, he stared out the window, watching each house pass by. Keeping a groan of annoyance to himself, he tuned out the scolding of his social worker.
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    AKA Technoblade has DID/Dissociative Identity Disorder!

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    Sweet Sugar by

    Fandoms: Dream SMP  

    19 Jun 2025

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    It is one thing to have a crush on the handsome, single father whose three children you babysit to earn money for university. It's another thing to accidentally stumble into becoming his sugar baby and being paid to satisfy his more... intimate desires. And it's yet another thing to actually catch feelings in what is supposed to be a purely transactional relationship.

    If you're Technoblade, you have managed to do all of the above.

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    Swift-ly learning that you aren't so scary by

    Fandoms: Dream SMP  

    26 Jul 2025

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    "Tommy was so fucked. This was his 22nd house. Tommy’s here on emergency placement because of the events of the night before. He was hoping it wouldn’t be too bad. But of course his new foster brother is built like a fucking tank. Standing in the doorway, the personification of strength with pink hair towers over Tommy and his social worker."

    or, 3 times Technoblade was the scariest person Tommy's met +1 time he wasn't as scary as Tommy thought

    or or Unreliable narrator Tommy thinks that Technoblade hates him because he's so monotone all the time but in reality Technoblade is just like that with everyone (i would say more but spoilers..)

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    One Piglin's Runt Is Another Dad's Son by

    Fandoms: Dream SMP  

    25 Dec 2022

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    Technoblade and Wilbur lived peacefully with their father, Phil, in the middle of the snowy woods, unbothered by any other life. When a thief begins stealing from their hoard, though, the piglin twins will do what it takes to get their possessions back.

    And maybe something else.

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    Bear Trap by , ,

    Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)  

    08 Jul 2025

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    His hands shook as he clutched the edges of his jumper, pulling it tighter around himself. The events of the night played on a loop in his mind, each detail sharper and more horrifying than the last. He squeezed his eyes shut, trying to block it out, but the images wouldn’t leave him.

     

    The sickening crack as the bullet went off.

     

    The wet thump as his body fell to the floor.

     

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    Foster care au, two possessive ex-war vets and their new, traumatised son. More at 8

     

    TAGS CONTAIN SPOILERS, BUT I SUGGEST READING EM TO KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GETTING INTO.

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    The Adventures of Batnoblade by

    Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Origins SMP

    06 Jul 2025

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    The Bedrockbros-centric Mastercollection™ by ,

    Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Origins SMP

    04 Aug 2025

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    Everything bedrockbros.

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    Dadnoblade it's not a Choice, it's a Lifestyle by

    Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), QSMP | Quackity SMP, Sleepy Boys Inc - SBI

    30 May 2024

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    It's just me spreading the dadnoblade propaganda

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    Vampire SBI but I know the actual mythology by

    Fandoms: Dream SMP  

    25 Sep 2025

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    Tommy is obsessed with vampires and wants to convince his dad(Phil) that their real. He meets vampire hunter!!Wilbur.

    Tommy looks like Vampire!!Techno's dead brother. (This totally doesn't become a problem)

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    waiting on the world to change by

    Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF  

    22 Sep 2025

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    Tommy has given up on the world ever treating him kindly, entering every new situation with resignation and fear. But what happens when he's taken in by the Watsons, a family that shows him there's more to life than just surviving?

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    "It had been his fault, time and time again, that none of his homes had worked out. Sure, he wasn’t always known for having the best attitude–he was scared of everything, and when he got defensive he talked back, zoned out, or bolted at the first sign of trouble.

    He was annoying and loud, and he’d been told it too many times to count.

    But truly, the reason most families had issues with Tommy had less to do with his personality, and more to do with his ability."

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    ruby's whumptober 2024 by

    Fandom: Dream SMP, Origins SMP

    31 Oct 2024

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    Anything and Everything by , , ,

    Fandom: Dream SMP, QSMP | Quackity SMP

    07 Jul 2023

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    all my AUs in one place!! <3 enjoy!!

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    Netherborns Pack Together! (You're Safe Here, Tuskling) by

    Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF  

    25 Sep 2025

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    !!!!!STILL GOING THROUGH EDITS!!!!! !!!UNFINISHED!!!!

     

    Ok so this is my first attempt at a wide range of AUs based on some headcanons I have about the Nether, Nether species, BadBoyHalo's species, and more.

    But a basic summary of this one is:
    Technoblade is way younger than most of SMP thinks, and only Bad knows, because netherkind have their age indicators. And Bad is a Netherkind too.

    Techno is an UnClaimed cub on his own.

    After a battle triggers a flashback of things Techno would rather not tell anyone, Bad finally takes action.

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    i swear that i loved you (i swear i still do) by ,

    Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)  

    28 Jul 2024

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    Sometimes, the love he has doesn't get returned. Or worse, it gets denied. And that's pretty understandable.

    Wilbur is a great singer, and his charisma shines through the roof. He plays the guitar well, and he has plenty of friends to listen to his music.

    Tommy is...well, Tommy is Tommy. His sunshine little brother. Courageous and extroverted and endearing. His literal complete opposite.

    Don't get him wrong, Techno loves his brothers very much.

    He's just not quite sure if they feel the same.

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    Or, Wilbur and Tommy have been spending time with each other without Techno lately, and he does not take it lightly.

    (AKA, 5k words of me projecting)

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