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All These Things They’ve Done To You, But I’m Still Keeping You Here by Hawkflame999
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Origins SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
26 Nov 2025
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I have writer's block of certain fics rn, but then I find drafts with multiple chapters ready to go and stuff.
Im sorry chat.
Another one.Modern Streamer AU.
Ages have been messed with tremendously.
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Dream and Drista have always known about their younger half-brother, but only that he existed, and they shouldn't blame him for that, it's not the child's fault.Now, when he's 19 and with legal custody of his sister, Dream finally looks into it.
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He CANNOT believe he wasn't told his baby brother was in the foster system.
Nope, nope, he's filing for custody NOW.Meanwhile, Technoblade has been in the foster system for years, the only comfort from the horrors of it being his best friend/basical brother Skeppy, and their secret Minecraft channels.
And now he's told his older half-brother, who he barely knew anything about, and who apparently just found out about his situation, actually wants him. Techno just hopes they won't have a belt. Wait- DREAM?!!?!??!?!...Can Dream and Drista get their new little brother to believe it's safe?
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(might change the summary but who cares eh)Series
- Part 6 of DSMP Oneshots, AUs, and Whatnot.
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(Why) Didn't You Trust Me. by Hawkflame999
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Origins SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), QSMP | Quackity SMP
24 Nov 2025
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Technoblade gets hit a little badly and finally gets dragged to the doctor by the others (the war resolved itself somehow).
They end up finding something that he never told anyone- not the wolves, but the old injury.Philza is Not Happy.
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or, Phil finds out about the freak leg.
And freaks out like any good big brother.Techno, stop having trust issues, you little feral child.
(This can technically be read as a standalone oneshot, but it's part of a series, but it's Philza's perspective soo uhh yeah Phil don't know bout the wolves does he.)
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And because I absolutely hate dark sbi (possessiveness), I gift you an actually healthy "possesive" sbi villains and heroes stuff! But check the tags.
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Technoblade hates injustice. Government... another word for tyranny. It's not the need for peace, no, it's the need for fairness. Heroes? What do they do? Mostly they want money or fame. They leave the poor places with no patrol, alone. The rich get richer fending off their slaves. And aren't slaves... everyone?
Done with this bs, he called his own shots and, well, became a vigilante! No minimum wage, no payment - he's still poor, he's still unemployed... But so what?
He's been told not to waste his talent. So he won't. He'll use it for a good reason. To actually help.
And yet...
How does he react when they - the heroes - try to help... him?
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Techno's, like... Powerless.
Yup.
He's living in a world of heroes, villains and whatnot while he's... Powerless. Not a single ability, nothing.
Yeah, he's stronger than most. Sure. He's still got nothing to do if a random villain strucks lightning in his chest.
Not on. In. Inside it.
But he lives in the most protected city around, so he really doesn't have much problems. His brothers tease him and dad's overprotective, sure, but it's not that big of an issue.
The bigger issue are the voices inside his head that whisper weird stuff to him ever since his 9th birthday, that his father doesn't know about, that his brothers have no idea exist.
The voices that act like they're real people, that are constant spectators and know even things that can't be in his subconscious.
Chat, he's called them.
Oh, chat'll be the death of him someday.
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- Part 1 of Techno's foster child adventures
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The solace in me by Trans_Aanon
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
21 Nov 2025
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After being ripped from Niki, Ranboo desperately tries to navigate the Foster system and ends up in a new house. He was supposed to stay, stay with her. She did everything right and yet even when people are innocent society will tear them apart.
An inspired work by Lightning_anon and their encompass fics.
A spin of 'a locket of self desire' with some Ranboo centric work, doesn't follow the original plot but rather uses it as a bedding or foundation.
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Netherborns Pack Together! (You're Safe Here, Tuskling) by Hawkflame999
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Origins SMP
06 Nov 2025
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!!!!!STILL GOING THROUGH EDITS!!!!! !!!UNFINISHED!!!!
Ok so this is my first attempt at a wide range of AUs based on some headcanons I have about the Nether, Nether species, BadBoyHalo's species, and more.
But a basic summary of this one is:
Technoblade is way younger than most of SMP thinks, and only Bad (also Sapnap) knows, because netherkind have their age indicators. And Bad is a Netherkind too.Techno is an UnClaimed cub on his own.
After a battle triggers a flashback of things Techno would rather not tell anyone, Bad (And Sapnap) finally takes action.
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- Part 1 of Netherborn Lore Series (name pending)
- Part 3 of DSMP Oneshots, AUs, and Whatnot.
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Signs of the Wild by Hawkflame999
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP, Origins SMP
20 Oct 2025
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PART TWO OF THE WOLFBORN AU
You will probably want to read the first fic before this one lmao.
~~Technoblade was raised by a pack of Dire Wolves since he was seven years old, though he kept his ability to pretend normal. Of course, all the SMP knows is that Technoblade is..... Technoblade. Even Philza isn't aware.
But they still notice the wildness, don't they?
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Or, some moments when Techno's wolfy side was... less hidden.
Might make a second chapter.PHIL AND TECHNO HAVE A BROTHERLY BOND HERE WHY CAN'T I STOP WITH THE SIBLING BONDS-
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Hey There, Little (Half) Brother. by Hawkflame999
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Origins SMP
19 Oct 2025
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Guess who i hit with the sibling beam this time.
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Technoblade shivered in the wooden cart thingy he'd been locked in. When he'd seen a reward up for him, he'd been terrified.
All these years running around the wilds on his own, and now finally his older half brother had found out about his existence and captured him in a matter of months.
He was dead.
Meanwhile, Dream actually doesn't hate his little brother's guts. He's actually pretty concerned when he meets the little one.
(Will probably edit this summary)
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- Part 2 of DSMP Oneshots, AUs, and Whatnot.
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“Listen kid, ether you do what I say, or there is going to be a lot bigger problems here than this.” This, this is not good, he thought. Is he ever going to get a break?Or
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The one thing money can’t buy is a heart, and Philza has been missing half of his for eighteen years, ever since Wilbur’s twin was stolen from his cradle. Understandably, he overreacts a bit when Wilbur has been gone a few hours and a mysterious phone call says they have him. Thankfully it’s just a misunderstanding, but when he goes to pick up his son, he almost can’t tell which of the boys is supposed to be his. Cue a series of frantic plots to rescue his long lost son, because Technoblade is going to be part of the family whether he likes it or not.
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And so Rise the Wordless by DecayOfDivorced
Fandoms: Dream SMP, sbi - Fandom, Original Work
26 Sep 2025
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Consciousness came back in slow waves.
Beep.
He isn’t sure when exactly he ‘woke’ up.
Beep.
He isn’t sure when exactly he started breathing again.
Beep.
Why wasn’t he breathing? He’s not sure.
What is breathing anyway?
aka: sbi space au with beeduo & niki and chaos ensues with eventual found family and a lot of language barrier
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"This is one of the many books you will need to study to become a successful weapon," the trainer says, voice slightly strained as she tugs the hardcover up and away from his greedy little fingers.
The trainer exhales long and hard. They do that a lot with Technoblade. "Technoblade," she continues, voice trying for stern and not making it anywhere close, "You need to get to training."
"Potatoes," he hisses.
It’s a lovely day in the
villagecity, and you are a horriblegoosethree-year-old weapon.Series
- Part 1 of ❄ ♪ ☆ mcyt ☆ graveyard ❄ ♪ ☆
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Wolfborn. by Hawkflame999
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
20 Aug 2025
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Hi y'all, this is my first Minecraft Fic and my first Dream SMP fic, have mercy. No, I have no idea where this idea came from to me.
This is the backstory of the Wolfborn AU.
~Years before any of the politics, the alpha female of a dire wolf pack found a human-piglin hybrid child injured and hiding from adults. With no scent of parents or pack on him, the Dire pack took him in as theirs.
----Or, in which Technoblade grew up in a Dire Wolf pack but kept his ability to act normally since it was near a town. No one, not even Phil, is aware of his past yet.
This is going to be a series, lmao.
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Live in Darkness, Bring me Brightness by reclusedwinter
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
25 Jul 2025
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“Do you trust me, Techno?” Philza said, hand outstretched.
Techno hasn’t trusted anyone in a long time — not even himself. But this stranger had proven himself worthy countless times. Over and over, he’d watch Philza try to protect him, just as many times as Techno protected him.
Techno’s hand took his, taking the risk. He hoped that it would be worth it, in the end.
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Technoblade is determined to “Get Better”. What that means..he doesn’t exactly know yet but he’s figuring it out.
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Technoblade fictive projects on his source. Cries multiple times while writing.
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- English
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Mr. Sam pursed his lips as if trying not to spook him. “An old friend of mine runs the studio and is hosting this free class as a recruitment of sorts. I figured you could use an outlet for all of that pent up energy you always have.”
Tommy opened his mouth to speak, but it took him a few seconds to find the right words. When he finally did, he winced at the way his voice lilted with uncertainty. “But…I’m not a dancer?”
Mr. Sam chuckled softy, nodding. “Maybe not, but I think you might surprise yourself.” When Tommy didn’t seem convinced, he added, “Listen, it’s not a commitment, just a single class. If you decide to go, it’s just to try it out and if you like it, you can keep going. If not, you forget about it and no harm done.”
Tommy bit his lip, glancing back down at the flyer. Mr. Sam certainly had a lot more faith in him than he himself did. And the last thing he wanted was to disappoint the person who’s class he actually looked forward to. His grip tightened almost out of determination, wrinkling the edges around his fingers. “...I’ll think about it.”
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The dance au in which Tommy finds a home in the performing arts and it maybe just saves his life.
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The other (better) world by Fluffy_Chan06
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
24 Jun 2025
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Techno blinked the purple mist away from his vision, the portal always messed with his head but not normally this much. He shook his head, trying to clear his mind faster. He heard Phil stumble slightly as he also arrived, his cane struggling to hold him up at the sudden weight. Techno robbed his eyes before opening them once he was less dizzy. He looked around blinking a few more times to make sure his mind wasn’t still wonky from the portal.
Instead of the red hot, rocky terrain and dangerous place they called the nether, the pair appears to be in some kind of throne room, the room covered in icy blues and sparkly golds. Two thrones sitting at the end of the long room, the thrones themself being the same gold and icy blue the room is covered in.
Techno looks beside him to see Phil being as shocked as he felt. He stepped closer to his best friend, his hand instinctively inches to his sword as he eyes the room around them. The pair jumped as they heard footsteps, a loud sound in the silence that the pair dissolved into.~~~~
AKA The au where Dsmp!Techno & Phil finally get hugs and stop repressing their instints with a little help of altgernate verisons of themselves -
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They say about cats and dogs that they are naturally predisposed not to get along, enemies by nature, two opposites so unlike they could never co-exist. For Techno, getting along with his new foster brother is very important if he wants to please Phil. And for Tommy, getting along with his new foster brother is important if he wants to have a roof over his head. So they have to make this work.
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Being a chronically ill teenager can be pretty miserable, but being a chronically ill teenager with a very loving family makes that misery a bit easier to swallow.
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Clicking on the link, he started to fill out the form. There were some normal questions, like age and occupation and some a bit weirder ones like blood type or how ok he would be with alternative methods of drawing blood. That one was weird.
At one place it even straight out said if he would be ok with being bit in the arm.
So, his future employer was a vampire, cool.
At the end he had to sign a declaration of confidentiality that said he would not disclose what happened at the job.
Well, that was weird.
Now he was actually starting to think the person was a vampire.
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Phil adopting Techno while he works as a bloodbag.