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Quackity has heard a lot about The Syndicate. A safe haven, far away from the horrors of the apocalypse. His goal is to reach it, to start a new life.
But what will he do once a certain curly-haired man decides to join him on his journey? Will they get along? Will the man — Wilbur — find a way to get on Quackity's good side, and will they reach their destination unscathed?
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Not A Lot, Just Forever by gentlyloved
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
20 Dec 2025
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Tommy hits the floor with a thud, limbs aching in every way.
“You fell. Again.” Technoblade looks at him with an expression that Tommy can’t quite seem to place.“Life’s not so easy when you’re not immortal.” Tommy spits back, huffing and pulling himself off the ground. He feels a twinge of fear for snapping at Technoblade like that, but he quickly shatters it.
“You are mortal, yet you stand before me, refusing to give up.” Technoblade replies, tilting his head up slightly.
“You are stubborn, and certainly foolish at times.” Technoblade’s gaze seemed to hold Tommy there, as they stared into each other’s irises.
“But you have a gift that many humans will never have.” The prince pauses, releasing his eyes from Tommy, and attaching them to the window.
“You are brave.”
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Tommy is a teenager living in the Antarctic Empire, ruled by immortal beings. He is alone and starts to wonder what purpose he serves in this world, when Prince Technoblade of the Antarctic Empire takes a particular interest in him.
Technoblade recruits him as a servant for the castle. His bond grows with Technoblade and the rest of his royal family, as he discovers something about himself.
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- Part 1 of Royal/Medieval DSMP Au's
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When a serial killer is mistaken for a feral fledgling by TH4T_0N3_P3RS0N
Fandoms: Dream SMP
20 Dec 2025
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When Wilbur walks to his apartment to change for his second job he’s interrupted by a mugger with a knife, how rude! So Wilbur stabs the shit out of the man’s neck with an improv weapon, Wilbur doesn't bother to dispose of the body as he doesn't want to be late for work.
Techno and his good friend (that was practically family) Phil, are called to investigate if a Fledgling had attacked a man that had his neck brutally mutilated and his head bashed, once they look at it closely they believe it is and are now on a mission to find a fledgling.
Will they realize it’s not a fledgling? Will Wilbur come to realize vampires exist?
Or will they all be oblivious to the signs?
(I don’t know how I’ll continue the story so if you have ideas comment down below! also any and all dsmp fanfics I create are Strictly characters and never the creators themselves. I won‘t ever and have no intentions of writing about actaul people.)
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“It’s called critical thinking, sunshine, ever heard of it?” Wilbur finally closed his notebook with a soft thud. “God forbid we apply more than two seconds of thought to anything. Wouldn’t want to strain you.”
“Don’t call me that — And no, what you do is overthinking. There’s a difference,” Quackity gave him a pointed look. “At least I don’t need a thesaurus and a superiority complex to say it.”
“I don’t use a thesaurus,” Wilbur replied. “I just read.”
Quackity rolled his eyes so hard it was a wonder they didn’t get stuck. “See, that. You’re so pretentious.”
// Or, alternatively: global warming is real, hearts are everywhere, and Wilbur is very mad about all of it. Mostly at Quackity.
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In which Philza reminisces on raising Wilbur and recounts the times they were happy and the times he had let Wilbur down during parenthood.
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Well C Wilbur died after being stabbed and he got reincarnated at the start of the drug van
Btw it's C Wilbur soot so not real Wilbur soot
I also will give him my personality because of the incidence with Shelby
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"No matter how much you try and lie to yourself - it never works out in the end. Running away from the truth just creates new problems."
Will has been comfortable wearing a mask of his own making. Being a radio host kept him alive - away from everything that bothered him and was ever real. He was happy. Happily losing himself in something he was not.
But one day something changes.
A knock on the door. A new, unfamiliar face.
"Alright these will have to do for now." the boy, his new coworker, says. "I'm Tommy by the way."
And isn't that. Isn't that out of the ordinary.
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William Gold finds himself lost, trying to figure out Tommy who now works at his radio station. He just brings cassettes with recordings of songs by popular artists you can't really impress anyone with. Except for this one artist everyone seems to be obsessed with nowadays? Also why can't he stop looking at him?
A story about two guys trying to figure out who they are. Add onto that some self-doubt, sexual tension, friendships, music and boys in skirts.
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The divorce that lead Wilbur to drink away everything he's ever loved.
or, the divorce that was mentioned in the previous part of this series
oh did I mention I wrote this for a school assignment? I better get a fucking A
THIS IS A PART OF A SERIES - YOU DON'T NEED TO READ THE REST, IT IS RECOMMENDED HOWEVER
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- Part 1 of A Play-Through Of Demise
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- 507
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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Tommyinnit is a troubled fifteen year-old boy who just so happens to get associated with someone rather…questionable.
aka Tommyinnit meets Wilbur Soot and is looped into illegal shit.
- Language:
- English
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- 916
- Chapters:
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The first thing Wilbur had done when he set out to establish his own nation was to go around recruiting people. Overall, he didn’t have much luck with it. But, after several days of unsuccessfully handing out pamphlets and shouting his ideals from every pulpit he could find, two candidates had finally shown up at his door.
Tommy and Tubbo were both really short for being twenty years old. Their mustaches peeled off oddly. And their identity cards seemed to have been drawn with crayons (already, the fact that they had one should have come off as suspicious to him, since those weren’t commonplace in the Dream SMP). But, to their credit, they could vouch for each other. They could corroborate each other’s backstories as well since, apparently, they’d grown up together.
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or, Wilbur finds out he believed a very easy-to-spot lie for years
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- Part 23 of Clingytober 2025
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He was safe here. He did know that, deep down. Just a little too long running from hunters had left him twitchy, and while he wasn’t a bird made for flying, being cooped up made him more than a little stir-crazy. Maybe he’d ask to go out with Sapnap, when the human went into town. Wings hidden, of course.
Quackity struggles to understand the concept of someone who isn't out to hurt him
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(I Know I Don't Deserve It But) It Should've Been Mine. by Hawkflame999
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
02 Oct 2025
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Wilbur is very mad. He’s 13.
When he and his twin (still his twin, still his twin, always his twin) were 8, his twin brother ran away.Wilbur knows their father was struggling after their mother disappeared. Wilbur knows favorites were played. Wilbur knows he stood by.
Wilbur knows he shouldn’t be mad.But after seeing Technoblade’s face in a newspaper photo—raids, feral ‘brothers’, a gang called the Runaways—and hearing the stories from Punz, after learning that the two youngest in the group, Dream and Techno, are called the twins…
Well.
Wilbur is mad anyway.
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Or, Phil was a bad parent, Techno is a runaway, the Dream Team stole the kid they found on the streets (not the first time), Wilbur hates Dream for 'replacing' him.
Or Or, DreamTeam stole Technoblade after SBI fumbled, Wilbur has had his twin privileges revoked, and yeh.
(I might expand this concept into a separate fic, but we'll see)
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- Part 1 of DSMP Oneshots, AUs, and Whatnot.
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It was a pretty normal day for Tommy,
Well…not exactly, counting that he woke up drowning in the ocean. Again.
Exile. Shure wasn’t fun.or tommy runs away and wins his life back
OR will he?
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“…yes, Wilbur, really.”
Liar. Wilbur could feel liars, a sourness on the back of his tongue that he couldn’t shake. He was glad it was just a taste. That was just overspill, really, a shadow of what he could do, and he’d kill himself if he ever did it to Quackity.
Living weapon Wilbur and villain Quackity stuck in a downward spiral together. What will they do.
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This was probably a test. To see if he had the manners to know what he was entitled to, and what wasn’t allowed. So, he wasn’t going to eat it. It wasn’t like he was hungry anyway. Not really. He’d been hungrier, was willing to go hungry for a lot longer. He was still in the grace period where he didn’t know whether he wanted to push their boundaries or follow the rules.
Tommy… struggles to do what he thinks people want from him
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- Part 12 of Bella’s Royalty AUs
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Ironvine by Bluee_Flowerr, Dave4312, somniaste
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
23 Aug 2025
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"I stole your brother’s crown," Tommy spat, his breath ragged. "I tried to steal your mother’s necklace. I cursed you out. I ran away—over and over again." His voice cracked, frustration spilling into something almost desperate. "So why the hell would you fucking care?"
Technoblade tilted his head, considering. Silence stretched between them. Then, with the certainty of someone stating a fact as simple as the sky being blue, he answered.
"You shine like the sun."
Tommy blinked. He let out a short, incredulous laugh—half-broken, half-breathless. "I’m literally the worst fucking person you could pick to care about."
"And yet, I do."
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Tommy is the lost prince, kidnapped at 5 and left at 10. But he's a menace and decides it's a smart idea to steal a crown from the royal family.
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after every storm eventually comes another calm, its just hard to identify which calm is just a mere intervention before the next worst chapter, and which calm will last long enough for you to remember what it feels like to stay dry.
finding himself admitted to a psychiatric ward - for a solemn week nevertheless - wilbur soot can finally reflect on his actions without simply feeling bad for himself.
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or: The Poet and the Fool
In which Tommy is honest and Wilbur is jealous of a dead man.
Inspired by the poem “Ozymandias”.
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Wilbur doesn't know how to handle being alive again... He tries to find somewhere to live where people aren't out for his head when he comes across Aurelia, who encourages him to get help.
Author is not a Wilbur Soot supporter. This is about the characters only!
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- Part 1 of Self indulgent DSMP fics
- Language:
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- 573
- Chapters:
- 1/?
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Mr. Sam pursed his lips as if trying not to spook him. “An old friend of mine runs the studio and is hosting this free class as a recruitment of sorts. I figured you could use an outlet for all of that pent up energy you always have.”
Tommy opened his mouth to speak, but it took him a few seconds to find the right words. When he finally did, he winced at the way his voice lilted with uncertainty. “But…I’m not a dancer?”
Mr. Sam chuckled softy, nodding. “Maybe not, but I think you might surprise yourself.” When Tommy didn’t seem convinced, he added, “Listen, it’s not a commitment, just a single class. If you decide to go, it’s just to try it out and if you like it, you can keep going. If not, you forget about it and no harm done.”
Tommy bit his lip, glancing back down at the flyer. Mr. Sam certainly had a lot more faith in him than he himself did. And the last thing he wanted was to disappoint the person who’s class he actually looked forward to. His grip tightened almost out of determination, wrinkling the edges around his fingers. “...I’ll think about it.”
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The dance au in which Tommy finds a home in the performing arts and it maybe just saves his life.