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To Return the Favor of Raising Me by CookieNomNomCrunch
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Sleepy Bois Inc.
09 Dec 2025
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This many years into the zombie apocalypse, it was practically Kristin's fault for walking into a trap as obvious as a crying kid. Or, so Techno told himself, as he tried to line up a good shot. Besides, he HAD to kill Kristin, they needed medicine for Dad. Medicine only her annoyingly clever brain could provide.
As the new leader, it was Techno's responsibility to bear the bloody cost of survival so none of the other kids had to. Yet each day made him feel more and more inadequate, floundering on how to fix Tommy's abandonment issues, Niki throwing up at every meal, Ranboo dissociating more and more, Tubbo's increasingly desperate experiments, the way Philza kept begging him to stop-
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The Bird and the Boar by bitesizedcherry for CreepyTieuuu
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
09 Dec 2025
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Technoblade was a year away from finally being free from the games, but when the 74th Hunger Games reaping takes an unexpected turn, Techno’s impulsive decision to volunteer to save Tommy’s best friend backfires when Tommy’s name is reaped next. Mentoring them is Philza Craft along with Kristin Rosasles as an escort.
or a sbi hunger games au
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Accidentally Co-Parenting A Mortal by Traveling_Void
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
09 Dec 2025
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What exactly are you supposed to do when your son awakens an old forgotten god that also happens to be a little insane and doesn't understand civilization has expanded?
One might kill the god or shoo him off or SOMETHING. But noooooooo, your kid goes and gets attached to the psycho so now you have to live with the dude and keep him from committing illegal acts and teaching your son bad habits.
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Tommy wakes the Blood God, Technoblade, and now Philza has to deal with the consequences. -
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She’s the most beautiful thing Philza has ever seen.
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A meeting fic between Philza and Kristin, and Phil and Techno, and the adventures that occur in their long newfound immortal life together. Two queerplatonic partners try to raise two children in a hellish world, protecting them from the world's horrors.
This story begins right at the beginning from Phil's teen days, and ends far in the future.This fic is new and will be updated regularly!
(I don't support any of the CC's in this fic, this is entirely characters only so just enjoy it for what it is!)
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- English
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“I can do it!” Tommy interrupted, his voice small but firm. “Everyone thinks we’re cowards now, right? Since you’re not doing it anymore. People say stuff in the halls, Wil. They say the royal family’s weak. But if someone younger joined, and if he trained really hard… maybe people would stop saying that.”
Wilbur studied him in silence, his chest tightening. He could see the determination in Tommy’s eyes, the same kind he had once carried himself. It wasn’t pride, not really. It was desperation to be seen, to be enough.
“Tommy,” Wilbur said softly. “You can’t. You’re too young.”
Tommy frowned, his lower lip jutting out. “Why not? You were gonna do it.”
In which two brothers have morbidly different fates.
Or, A c!Tommy centric fanfic in the big 25?PSA: This fic is inspired by Passerine by blujamas, but it is starkly different. Go check out Passerine as well it is amazing!
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purple ribbon sector by seirenes (sparretronia)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
08 Dec 2025
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"Phil, I never graduated from high school. I'm not qualified enough to be a mechanic, and I am for sure not goin' to be workin' office jobs for you."
"Techno, I'm not that insane. I'm saying that you should be my driver for next year."
What was that law again? Oh, yeah. Everything that can go wrong, will go wrong.-
Technoblade was happily retired, or at least that was what he told himself. Once one of the greatest Formula One drivers to ever exist, he now lived a mundane life, under a new identity, while trying to distance himself as far from his history as possible.
Then Philza appeared with a proposal he couldn't find it himself to refuse, and now Techno was thrown back into the world he had no intention of returning to. Then Tommy happened, and now Techno had to juggle between mentoring a child whose present mirrored his past, dealing with his own trauma, and proving to the world that he was (still) deserving of the champion title.
Would Techno be able to drive his way back to the top of the world? Or would he drown in the past he's trying to run from?
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or, a dsmp f1 au with too many subplots and technical terms
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this life's adventure, i want to share it with you by onecentwriter for MowukaMoon
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
07 Dec 2025
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“Number two.” Techno stuck his hands in his pockets. God, it was cold. “If Dad would say no, I would say no. If Dad would say yes, I also say no. My goal today is to make sure you have the least fun possible.”
“Hey!” Tommy exclaimed, stomping his foot. “That’s mean.”
Or; Tommy and Techno have a fluffy day at a pumpkin patch!
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Techno starts correctional school, which starts out alright but goes downhill before he even realises its too late to back out. He's dying every other day and it seems like no one likes him, and oh, he's suddenly a key component in a bet and fighting for his life.
You can't kill an immortal, but you can make them wish they could be.
or,
i bite off more than i can chew and my readers have to deal with the consequences.
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- Part 1 of Correctional Schooling
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The world ended before Techno had a chance to properly know it. And when The End came, he almost didn’t know it was happening at all.
How was he to know? Being woken up at too early of an hour, bundled into his clothes and told to grab anything he wanted to take with him? Well, he was seven, and sleepily confused while Wilbur—thirteen, old enough to look after himself—buckled both their seatbelts. The most Techno did was grumble and snuggle into his brother’s side to fall back asleep.Or,
The world ends in 2012. Stranded in the woods with the rest of his family, Techno becomes focused on survival instead of the life he knew before. When survival gives way to routine, something darker grows to fill the cracks left by loss.
Like the end of the world, Techno almost doesn't notice anything happening at all. Until it's too late, anyway. -
far from light and honour by bari_astralis for mothlampss
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
07 Dec 2025
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“Unless you want your soul boiled, don’t touch it.”
Tommy flinched back from the river. “It boils souls?”
“If Bible fanfiction is legit, then yes,” Techno said, straight-faced.
He stared at him. Even in a realm with glass as pavement and a never-ending red glow, whatever Techno had just said was much weirder.
"Dante's Inferno? The classic? You've never read it?"
Tommy simply blinked at him.
“Forget I asked,” Techno sighed. “It states that Phlegethon is there to punish. How much you’ve sinned and committed violence is how deep you’d have to stand.”
The other edged further away from the flaming lake. “So not the time for your swimming lessons, okay.”
“Shut up.”
Tommy didn’t expect to be given a quest. Sure, Apollo’s flesh could be ambiguous. But not so much when your next of kin was a nine-year-old.
He also didn’t expect a Roman Praetor with way too many titles and a weird grudge against him to come as well. But maybe falling into literal hell could fix a couple of misunderstandings.
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The Future is Now (Sparks Turn into Flames) by RedReality_R
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
06 Dec 2025
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“It means,” Techno drawled, “that if you’re switching to the good guys, I may as well switch to the other guys.” The avian’s eyes widened. “My soul focus will be to destroy your delightful commission.”
“You wouldn’t dare,” Phil stiffened.
Techno gave a manic grin, baring teeth. A crow squawked.
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Or, where tommy is a year 11 student/vigilante, techno is his english teacher/villain and both are too stubborn to let others do as they wish
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- Part 1 of TFiN (STiF) Collection
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Vampires and humans are able to live alongside each other in peace because of a deal struck centuries ago. Each year, a number of humans are randomly chosen and handed over to be fed on. And in exchange, humans keep their freedom, not having to spend their nights in fear of being killed indiscriminately.
Five years ago, Techno's entire life changed when his twin brother, Ranboo, was chosen in the Selection.
Today, Techno is going to take revenge.
For AU-gust prompt: Masquerade Ball
For August of Whump prompts: Hatred + Vertigo + Mind controlSeries
- Part 8 of AU-gust 2025
- Part 19 of In Every Universe (You Are Ours) - Dark SBI collection
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(friend-safe-bright) speaks up again, voice faded as Techno drifts back into sleep.
“Phil, they messed up his wings really badly. Do you think… Will he ever be able to fly?”
A heavy pause. Techno yawns.
“..I don’t know.”
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“And she was always cold towards bats, too, and could not bear them; and yet I think a bat is as friendly a bird as there is.” — Mark Twain
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- Part 4 of The Adventures of Batnoblade
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It’s the first snow of the season and Tommy’s way too fucking excited!
Featuring his older brother Techno.
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- Part 1 of Tom-cember 2025
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Traditions (definitely real, not clickbait) by WanderingWinters
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
01 Dec 2025
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“Wh — no, that’s my point,” Dream said, flailing a hand in exasperation. “What tradition? ‘Thanksgiving?’ Where are you even getting this holiday from?”
“Chat,” Techno said casually, putting the mismatched plates on the table and carefully starting to set them on the equally mismatched placemats. “A good amount of ‘em swear it’s a big deal.”
“So no one you actually know celebrates it.” The skepticism was clear even without looking at him.
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I don’t remember but I can’t forget by WanderingWinters
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
01 Dec 2025
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Months of isolation and torture in Pandora’s Vault leave Dream’s mind cracking as his memories vanish - including memories of the Revival Book. But Quackity isn’t one to take any loss without some gain, and Dream is taken back to Las Nevadas.
Months later, Technoblade has the unfortunate pleasure of meeting what’s left of Dream.
(not that his old rival even knows that name anymore)
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guard dog au + syndicate dream and rivalsduoSeries
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Something a Little Stronger by Anarchy_and_Piglins for Mikes_on_prometheus
Fandoms: Dream SMP
30 Nov 2025
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After finding out Techno has never consumed any alcohol, his friends Phil and Niki decide to fix that by hitting a bar with him after work. Techno agrees, because it sounds like a good time. And it is, until something unfortunate happens at the end of the night.
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After Las Nevadas' fall, Quackity nothing left. Nothing more than fear, he was still alive. Was why he still alive? What cruel prank of the Goddess was this? With nothing more to do than to survive, Quackity found his way to the cold and humilliating Artic. Right at his nemesis' door. Right in front of Technoblade.
A month, that was the deal. A month of protection for a month of information about others...
Title from Home - Phillip Phillips
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Netherborns Pack Together! (You're Safe Here, Tuskling) by Hawkflame999
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Origins SMP
29 Nov 2025
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!!!!!STILL GOING THROUGH EDITS!!!!! !!!UNFINISHED!!!!
Ok so this is my first attempt at a wide range of AUs based on some headcanons I have about the Nether, Nether species, BadBoyHalo's species, and more.
But a basic summary of this one is:
Technoblade is way younger than most of SMP thinks, and only Bad (also Sapnap) knows, because netherkind have their age indicators. And Bad is a Netherkind too.Techno is an UnClaimed cub on his own.
After a battle triggers a flashback of things Techno would rather not tell anyone, Bad (And Sapnap) finally takes action.
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- Part 1 of Netherborn Lore Series (name pending)
- Part 3 of DSMP Oneshots, AUs, and Whatnot.
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“They-” Techno grits out, “They keep telling me to find this kid, Tommy they’re calling him.”
Phil frowns, leaning against the fridge and squinting past the dark, waiting for his eyes to adjust, “Is it… a metaphor or something?”
“Definitely not,” the pink haired hybrid winces, “They keep saying i-”
TECHNOFORGET!
TECHNOFORGOT!
HOW COULD YOU FORGET?!
HE WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU!
“-That I forgot him or something.”(Where Tommy is a street kid with the power of being forgotten, and Technoblade’s a villain who’s voices never let him forget.)