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After being gifted an ancient book of rituals for the Blood God, Technoblade makes the mistake of summoning a persistent rascally demon he has no intention of trading his soul to.
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Life is cruel, and harsh. It showed me that, and it killed you trying. A thought that has constantly lingered in my mind since the day you took your final breath. To where I now kneel down and carefully place this bouquet of your favorite flowers in front of your tombstone. The same spot where your mother had left you, and where I had met you.
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Oh, I’m so screwed. No better yet, I’m fucked! Because unbeknownst to me I just happened to walk into the one place no one is allowed. The place where Prince Wilbur is held. The brother and son of ‘The Blood god’ and ‘Death’s Angel’.
Or, Tommy is a child soldier with his friend Tubbo who slowly learns the truth about his life with the help of Prince Wilbur. Though the ending might not be so happy…
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You believe me like a god? (I’ll betray you like a man) by averystressedcrow
Fandoms: Dream SMP
02 Oct 2025
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He couldn't cope with the shame, the disappointment he felt in himself, and worst of all the justification he felt in his actions. He knew that none of those would be welcomed before an all-powerful deity that had never felt emotion in that same way that a mortal did and so he pushed it all down, fighting the urge to let out the sigh that had built in his chest.
Or: God servant Technoblade is abandoned by the God he follows. Fortunately for him, someone else has had their eye on him.
Ailesswhumptober prompts:
October 4th- “I can make it all better”Series
- Part 2 of Crow’s Ailesswhumptober fics 2025 🩹❤️🩹🩼
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Many years ago, Philza was an expert assassin for an international crime syndicate; dubbed the Angel of Death and known and feared by all. These days, however, washed up, hurt, and lonely, he finds it difficult reconciling his mired past with the everyday chores of a civilian.
A lot changes once he crosses paths with coach Technoblade.
; or, Former Assassin!Philza and Gym Coach!Technoblade AU
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Techno looks away first, somewhere just over his shoulder. The far wall has a map pinned across it… topographical, dotted with little red circles that Techno doesn’t recognise. He doesn’t ask.
“Wilbur’s good,” Techno says eventually, voice distant. “I know he’s good.”
“Then you know he’s wasted anywhere else.”
“He’s not ready.”
Dream’s voice stayed flat. “Neither were you.”
Techno wants to argue that. Wants to say something, anything, that’ll cut through the politics and coldness and anger Dream worked into every word. But he can’t.
Because… because maybe Dream has a point.
He got his license at sixteen. Was flying with ranked officers at seventeens. Called a prodigy years before that. No one asked him if he was ready. They just gave him wings and pointed at the sky.
He’s still not sure if he came back down.
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Or, Techno’s been forced into teaching by a medical discharge and he has definitely fully completely come to terms with it.
Enter Private W. Soot, a natural pilot with ZERO bodily preservation and an odd obsession with being perfect. In the end, he forces Techno to learn that broken wings still yearn for the sky. -
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Techno stands in front of an iron gate that lead into a tree-filled courtyard with a bone-white gravel path leading up to a windowless warehouse. The entire compound was surrounded by 12 foot concrete walls. The compound was also surrounded by a desert.
Foreboding feelings aside, Techno was here on a job.
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Pocket Game by OmegaPersonaCreator
Fandoms: Dream SMP, QSMP | Quackity SMP, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series)
28 Jun 2025
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Have you ever dreamed of living in a world of Pokémon? Have you ever wanted to meet interesting people?
No? Well, too bad.
(Y/N) suddenly finds herself thrown into a strange world of Pokémon, filled with interesting faces, various Pokémon, and even terrifying bad guys? Looks like she's in for one grand adventure!
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A Princess falls for a Soldier, a commoner. And he does his best to prove he's worthy. Until a deal with an Angel makes things go a bit south. Then he loses her, or did he?
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- Part 21 of ZomPig Main List
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The admin XD, infamously known for his chaotic server and elusive attitude, Isn't as distant as everyone thinks.. at least to HD
Alternative Title: How to pick up an admin: ultimate guide
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This mangled animal, so brutally mauled by his own two hands and so horribly distorted by his blurry vision that he couldn’t even tell what it was, was still crying in pain. It was still breathing - well, no, wheezing, as it’s body couldn’t manage anything more than that. It was still alive, and that made Techno’s harsh, heavy breathing halt entirely for a moment that lasted long enough to make him feel like he was suffocating. Gods, he couldn’t even be bothered to put the damn thing out of it’s misery? He really was a monster.
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-Techno's voices demand blood, and usually, he can't help but give in. But this time, is it really worth the risk?
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There’s a school in the woods, made of myth and legend. Built by the Gods themselves, it’s a home to no ordinary students.
Officially, this academic institution is called the Academy of Disciples, but to any person you may ask, it is called Cult Academy.
//Or a fic about Techno raising Tommy to worship the Blood God, and sending him to a school for other God worshippers.
This fic is very much based off of the artwork and worldbuilding done by Korokpot on instagram way back when, though I think they might’ve deleted the original inspiration. -
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Technoblade, with the Blood god inside of him, is held for experimentation until the voices become too much for him to handle.
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Whumptober days 8, 12, and 27-sleep deprivation/isolation chamber, starvation, laboratory/muzzled/voiceless
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- Part 5 of Whumptober 2024
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Kings Blood (I’m Next In The Line Of Succession) by n0thoughtsjustgay
Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP
18 Oct 2024
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Etoiles just wants to live his life with his kid, protect his friends, and try to get off the island.
He did not ask to become some immortal warrior, wait a minut-
or, i made etoiles badass-er cause he deserves it
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Shattered Irises, Broken Lenses by clementine_emeralds, clemeralds (clementine_emeralds)
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
29 Sep 2024
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The Blood God—that’s what they would call him. Then they would shiver after uttering his name and faint at the slightest sight of his billowing cloak. His enemies couldn't even look him in the eye.
Those same eyes are failing him right now.
Truth be told, the famed and fearsome Blood God is nothing without his glasses.
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Techno loses his glasses during battle and that causes problems. Phil comes to his aid though.
Sicktember prompt #6: 'Dizziness/Vertigo' with emeraldduo
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Technoblade in Undertale let's gooo by InsignificantArtist
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game), Dream SMP
09 Aug 2024
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Technoblade falls into the Undertale underground. This goes about as well as one might expect.
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Original Title: putting characters into undertale (+aus)
Original Summary:
In Undertale and other AUs, Frisk or Chara is generally the one to fall into the underground. Since that's an abundant occurrence, I made the decision to remove the usual fallen humans from their place in the reset cycle and put characters from other fandoms in their place! How will this go? Who knows! It depends on the character (and AU)!(Requests Open :))
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- Part 1 of cross-fandom crossovers
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Technoblade, a normal college student who definitely has a perfectly LEGAL job, finds some random winged guy in his dorm's living room. This is the first in a long line of inconveniences he's going to be forced to deal with.
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Inspired by Tumblr user Panidanya's art (https://www.tumblr.com/panidanya/755653540333092864/inspiration-the-snow-crunched-under-phils?source=share)
Set in the Origins SMP, Tommy has invited Philza and Technoblade (as well as every other member) to celebrate the end of Autumn/beginning of Winter. Phil reminisces on the time he's spent with Techno.
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- Part 2 of Ficlets from Tumblr
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“What would you know about that!? You're a ch–”
“A child!? Is that what you were going to say? I have been through a war, I am not a child!”
Arguments were common in Pogtopia. Sleep deprivation, paranoia, and stress don't mix well, especially when the one who insists on calling all the shots is one spilled ink bottle away from a public mental breakdown.
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Pray For Someone Who Won't Come by Helplesssweettooth
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
26 Jun 2024
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Techno never felt normal. It had nothing to do with the voices in his head that whisper cries of the blood God.
That's OK. Techno would survive.
Wilbur would not.
And now a strange 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝 enters his life, knowing things he shouldn't.
That's fine, he is the righteous hand of God, after all.
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Tommy is the blood god in a modern setting, and Techno doesn't know!
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The gods needed a warrior, someone who would step in between their petty disputes, who would be their frontliner and who would sway humanity in their favour.
Niki, who had clawed her way to the top and who was the face of the rebellion and, honestly, the most competent, was the obvious choice.She accepted.
On one condition.
With a glance back at the sleeping form, at the long brown plait she spent far too long doing, she made her decision.
"I will do as you ask, but only if you protect him. Make him immortal. I can not stand to lose another person I care for. I've fought for so long and lost so much so all that I ask is that he lives. I will fight for you, I will be loyal until my very end and all I want in return is for him to live."
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Technoblade is a bit fed up with teaching every blood god, and to make matters worse, the newest one is seventeen. That makes the whole thing a hundred times worse — even if the kid is kinda alright.