16 Works in Technoblade Does Not Care (Video Blogging RPF)
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"Was it you or was it more than fate?" "Blood isn't the only family." by ZeJasper
Fandoms: Dream SMP
01 Nov 2025
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Tommy was bored. The god of fate had to spend a thousand years on earth as "Punishment". Well mortals can provide entertainment, so he sought entertainment in Technoblade and Wilbur. As a teenger Technoblade did whatever he wanted, even if it meant disobeying gods. Tommy took interest in that and made friends with the mortal. But one "blessed" brother and one "useless" didn't sit right with him. So now Wilbur had his own abillity not knowing how or why. Once Technoblade learnt peace ,Tommy, the menace let him live in it. Instead he discovered a fortune teller to mess with. No one expected that a god will become part the family.
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Tommy is the god of fate and messes around on earth and meddles with mortals lifes. he takes interest in Technoblade then gives up and starts messing with Wilburs fortune telling, accidentally climbing a spot into the family.
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see no evil, hear no evil by clementine_emeralds for Harvey_Is_A_Cool_Guy
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
01 Aug 2025
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“At least scream,” somebody– something– someone groaned behind him. "Come on, you can't be this boring."
Techno turned slowly. If the universe is somehow listening, can he just keep turning forever and never have to face whoever just said that?
“No offense but I think you have a loose screw,” that voice said impatiently. “I haven't got all day.”
Nothing bad was happening right now.
Not at all.
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Techno just wants to take a break. A restful one wherein only good things happen to him. The ghost in his apartment may disagree.
Prompt: “Nothing bad could happen today“
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- Part 2 of MCYT Fic Fight 2025!
- Part 87 of The Bedrockbros-centric Mastercollection™
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I kicked that child in self defence, your honour by InsignificantArtist
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
09 Aug 2024
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Technoblade and Tommy get into a SUPER SERIOUS!! legal battle about Technoblade kicking Tommy off of a rooftop. What will be the outcome?! Only one way to find out!
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- Part 1 of superhero/supervillains dsmp au crack
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Technoblade in Undertale let's gooo by InsignificantArtist
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game), Dream SMP
09 Aug 2024
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Technoblade falls into the Undertale underground. This goes about as well as one might expect.
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Original Title: putting characters into undertale (+aus)
Original Summary:
In Undertale and other AUs, Frisk or Chara is generally the one to fall into the underground. Since that's an abundant occurrence, I made the decision to remove the usual fallen humans from their place in the reset cycle and put characters from other fandoms in their place! How will this go? Who knows! It depends on the character (and AU)!(Requests Open :))
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- Part 1 of cross-fandom crossovers
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Technoblade, a normal college student who definitely has a perfectly LEGAL job, finds some random winged guy in his dorm's living room. This is the first in a long line of inconveniences he's going to be forced to deal with.
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TechnoBot Diaries by Starling12
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
04 Dec 2023
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“I’m Tommy! Do you have guns?”
That last sentence wasn’t typical for introductions. Even Techno could tell with his limited social interactions. Still, Company policy required that he responded to clients.
“Yes,” was all he said.
Tommy’s eyes lit up. “How many?”
“Sixteen.”OR: Murderbot AU. No, you don't need to have read the series to understand. In which Techno is Murderbot, AKA a security construct who hacked his governor module and just wants to play Minecraft but will nonetheless protect his human clients (not family, never family).
Phil, Wilbur, and Tommy are said human clients, who come to see him as more than just a security robot.
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He is Oh So Broken, is Anyone Gonna Adopt Him? by Phoenixflame032106
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
19 Dec 2022
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Tommyinnit gets betrayed by everyone he thought loved him. Protective Captain Puffy and Parental Awesamdude come to rescue the boy, taking him away and giving him a new life.
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and if i only could, i'd make a deal with god, and get him to swap our places (be running up that hill) by thisischeckmate (violentbats)
Fandoms: Dream SMP
19 Nov 2022
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“There’s this thing that happens when one spawns too many Withers-”
“Phil, I’ll be fine,” Technoblade brushed off, a smirk on his lips. “Technoblade never dies!” He turned, his cape flowing softly behind him as he made his way towards the open door.
“It doesn’t kill you- not directly,” Philza stated, watching Technoblade’s steps falter. “It corrupts you slowly and takes place over months- if not years- of rot. Until you are nothing more than a puppet for the Wither. You, of all people, cannot be corrupted. With your strength, the Wither could decimate the entire server.”
Technoblade stood completely still, seemingly contemplating Philza’s words. For a moment, Philza thought he had gotten through to the piglin hybrid.
“Don’t worry about me, Phil. You… Don’t touch the Withers on Doomsday.”
my very own, dearly beloved, Withered AU. in short, a story about how being Withered effects Technoblade and the people around himSeries
- Part 12 of Alternate Universe DSMP Fics
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"Phil has the fatherly instincts," Techno argues.
"That thing could rip him apart!" Wilbur shoots back.
There's a scream from the other room. All three heads in the control room whip around, so caught up in their bickering that they didn't even notice the creature stop wiggling. It sat with its legs bent at strange angles underneath it, holding its hand with a pained expression. It hisses as it slips it out of the restraint.
Well, fuck.
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- Part 5 of Whumptober 2022
- Part 6 of I'm Writing Fanfiction About Block Men, Goodbye Social Life (2022)
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Jeepers Creepers (or something like that) by JekyllBees
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
01 Jun 2022
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"It could have been the rotting wood or lazy creaks that moseyed through the house as wind found it’s ways into any uninsulated walls it could find, whatever it was it spelt a clear message to even the most desperate travelers.
'Get out."
But Techno couldn’t speak house and the boxes began to make his arms sore. So despite the piling red flags, he nudged the door open with his boot and stepped inside the decaying cabin."
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Techno is a broke college student who's not exactly a fan of people, so he finds a cabin in the woods for dirt cheap he immediately jumps on the offer.
The catch is the house comes with unwanted roommates.
How could this possibly go wrong?
Coming back to this! :D (no promises on how quickly updates will come out tho I just wanna finish the story I started)
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The Music We Make Is Unnatural, But It Sounds Just Like Falling In Love. by Kiziyan, orphan_account
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's, Dream SMP
23 May 2022
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Tommy continues walking, now passing through the living room into the kitchen, being right in front of the island counter top. Tommy jumped back as he heard a loud "BOO!" as he sees his brother pop up from behind the counters. Tears gathered at the rim of Tommys eyes, His eyes dilated in fear and surprise.
Booming laughter from Wilbur entered Tommys ears, Tommy sqeezing Henry as if if he loosened his grip the world would end.
"Stop being such a crybaby, it was just a 'boo'. You're so easily scared." Wilbur mocked. Now walking over to Tommy and giving him a "really?" type of look.
"Fuck off." Tommy hissed back, giving Wilbur a glance before rubbing his eyes, getting rid of the remaining tears.
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a weird ass sbi fnaf au i came up with on the spot, also proof read by a friend who had the same idea
thx again ki <3
also im shit at summarys lmao + this is the first fic ive ever made :D
so, sorry if the writing and character personalitys r bad lol -
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"If we could find a reason, a reason to change
Looking for the answer
If you could find a reason, a reason to stay
Standing in the pouring rain"Cigarette Daydreams - Cage The Elephant
_______Wilbur is 16 and alone, nobody wants him but what if with care and love the Craft family can change that?
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“You know, today I think I got the perfect shot at work,” he told Technoblade, who he tilted his head. Was this guy a sniper too?
“Oh? Any tips?” He asked, trying to make Wilbur keep going.
“Hmm, I think it’s mostly about perspective. You need to focus on the motive, trying to take the perfect shot,” Wilbur tried his best to explain.
or: A photographer and a sniper meet in a bar. Neither is aware of the others’ occupation. They talk about how to take the perfect shot.
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- Part 5 of Dream SMP AU's
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Challenges by xinconnexion
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
04 Oct 2021
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“No, you had it right. I want you to become an admin.”
Techno starts and turns to stare at Simon, who is still gazing at the shrine in contemplation. Techno has never made a server himself, nor will he. He has seen the effects of attachment to a world on Philza, and Technoblade will not be tied down to anyone or anything. As far as he knows, anyway, admins are bound at the creation of a server. They can’t be added after the fact, can they?
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Why Technoblade is deeply suspicious of public servers. An addendum to UnintendedMango’s Out of Sight, Out of Mind.
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Gods Watch as Titans Burn by orphan_account
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
21 Jan 2021
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Techno explains why he didn't show up when Dream needed him.
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- Part 5 of Dream SMP Oneshots
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Cursed aren't supposed to be able to turn back into humans. It was impossible, nobody had heard the contrary; Technoblade had already given up on the idea of someday being a person.
When he joins the Dream SMP to help his friends, he may have to reconsider if he did give up in the end.
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AKA:
Technoblade is tired of being a pig, Jschlatt is no longer a goat and this is all an excuse to write possible, maybe technotraitor.