7 Works in Florist Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF)
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"Was it you or was it more than fate?" "Blood isn't the only family." by ZeJasper
Fandoms: Dream SMP
01 Nov 2025
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Tommy was bored. The god of fate had to spend a thousand years on earth as "Punishment". Well mortals can provide entertainment, so he sought entertainment in Technoblade and Wilbur. As a teenger Technoblade did whatever he wanted, even if it meant disobeying gods. Tommy took interest in that and made friends with the mortal. But one "blessed" brother and one "useless" didn't sit right with him. So now Wilbur had his own abillity not knowing how or why. Once Technoblade learnt peace ,Tommy, the menace let him live in it. Instead he discovered a fortune teller to mess with. No one expected that a god will become part the family.
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Tommy is the god of fate and messes around on earth and meddles with mortals lifes. he takes interest in Technoblade then gives up and starts messing with Wilburs fortune telling, accidentally climbing a spot into the family.
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What Doesn’t Kill You Certainly Doesn’t Make You Stronger (but it’ll make you something else, that’s for sure) by MidnightMarev
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
24 Nov 2022
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Five years ago, Ranboo nearly died. Five years ago, Ranboo lost their parents. Five years ago, Ranboo started forgetting. They don't remember what happened.
Today, they're 17, only a few months away from ageing out of the system in a world that's not in favour of hybrids. No one has hope for them. They're gonna end up in the street. No one wanna hire someone like Ranboo, someone with such prominent hybrid traits as well as memory issues. They're a lost cause. Unless they can prove everyone wrong. So one day, they end up in a flower shop, and against all odds, it's run by another hybrid who doesn't think twice about taking them in.
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Or, orphan Ranboo slowly gets adopted by his boss and we get TechnoDad, Benchtrio eventually happens because Clingyduo causes trouble for Phil.
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i’ll fill my vase with your favorite flowers by jaspasaur
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
01 Aug 2022
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“Oh, no actually. Roses are some of my favorites, just not the right vibe for a classroom, you know? I do have a question though,” the male started, walking across the store to another display of flowers. This guy seemed to be one of those new “hip” teachers that Techno despised. They just tried too hard and wanted to be liked by all of their students and if they weren’t they cried about it. The dude was probably a middle school teacher, he just had that vibe. “I was thinking of some flowers to display in my room, something bright and that would last a good bit of time.”
or, techno owns a flower shop and his adopted son tommy and him find their family
or or, techno is soft and i love bedrockbros and sbi <3Series
- Part 4 of bingo fics
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The Owner of Rose Roots by crowingz
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
22 May 2022
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Wilbur probably should head back into the parlor before he embarrassed himself, he thought, visibly cringing. He'd try to meet the owner another time. If he met them now, in his pre-shift clothes, uncaffeinated, and not a conversation starter in sight, he'd probably get an award for worst introduction in history.
Two days later when the tattoo parlor opened, there was a bouquet of various flowers on his doorstep, a small greeting card beneath it. It caught him off guard in the best way, lifting them delicately and holding the flowers to his chest with one hand, pushing a few curls from his face with the other. He opened up the card with new energy, feeling the sunshine of the surprisingly clear day sink into his skin more than before, breathing in crisp lovely air that hadn’t been this sweet minutes before.
"From your new neighbors - Rose Roots."
He couldn't wait to meet them.
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Or, 5 times Wilbur tries to meet Techno, and the 1 time he finally does.
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- Part 1 of Rose Roots AU
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Can we be friends? (Are we still friends?) by orphan_account
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
30 Jan 2022
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Wilbur works at the library, pretty boring but he enjoys it. Then, a yellow gremlin piece of shit walks in and oh! He brings in a pink haired pig and a yellow bird on the way! Wow, Wilbur's life sure is crazy!!
Or, Wilbur meets Tommy, Technoblade, and Philza all at separate times but they all collectively agree they'd kill a man for each other. That man being Dream, but we like to have fun here.
Or, or, 3/4 sbi all collectively get attached to Wilbur and then each other. (besides techno and phil, they're already family/friends idk)
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"Why do you hang out with me? Don't you have other friends to annoy". He says in mock annoyance. He is genuinely curious. Tommy has been the first person in town to go stick around.
Some people are nice, especially since he protected the village from raiders and mobs a few times but a lot of the time, he's too scary looking for anyone to approach so easily. Especially kids.
But Tommy entered his florist one day, looked around, saw Techno, smiled and asked the dumbest question Technos ever heard someone say.
'What's the worst word you know?'.
And like that, he never left.
Techno might seem annoyed but internally, he is rather grateful.
Tommy stays silent for a while and when Techno looks up to see what the child is doing, he's staring up to the sky, looking at something through the clouds, deep in thought.
Techno watched him for a minute, seeing his mind flick through thoughts in his head.
"Not sure yet, I just… got curious".
Techno is a florist but an ex-soldier who holds a soft spot for a blonde haired mystery boy who visits his shop. Having no clue the truth behind those blue eyes.
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As he heard the man leave, he finally lifted his eyes, being met with two people in front of him.
One of the people was tall, taller than the man who brought Quackity to this room and a head taller than the other person. They had long pink hair, bulky shoulders, and a blank face. Quackity could see scars twisting around their visible hands, standing out against the pale skin. They seemed to have this aura around them that screamed "do not mess with me or I’ll tear your body apart limb from limb." Quackity shivered at his own thoughts, focusing on the other person, who was saying something, but Quackity couldn’t have identified the words if he even tried. They had short blond hair atop their head, freckles covering their face, and they were wearing an obnoxious shade of green. They weren’t… small, but compared to the hulking man next to them, they seemed tiny at best. The most shocking thing about them, however, was the bright red flower resting on their ear, a sharp contrast to the golden hair.
So… Quackity had to deal with a terrifying mafia boss, along with some random guy who likes flowers… he wasn’t exactly expecting company today, but alright.
Or: A mafia and flower shop owner au, but with a twist
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- Part 58 of Dreamnoblade One Shots