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Vampires and humans are able to live alongside each other in peace because of a deal struck centuries ago. Each year, a number of humans are randomly chosen and handed over to be fed on. And in exchange, humans keep their freedom, not having to spend their nights in fear of being killed indiscriminately.
Five years ago, Techno's entire life changed when his twin brother, Ranboo, was chosen in the Selection.
Today, Techno is going to take revenge.
For AU-gust prompt: Masquerade Ball
For August of Whump prompts: Hatred + Vertigo + Mind controlSeries
- Part 8 of AU-gust 2025
- Part 19 of In Every Universe (You Are Ours) - Dark SBI collection
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You could find a lot of cool stuff on the web.
Like scented candles, those were really cool. Or himalayan salt. Soft dark hoodies, that technically counted as robes. A detailed, step by step tutorial of how to summon a demon and how to correctly classify them. A muffin recipe.
Techno bit into the muffin and hummed. A little dry but good, nevertheless.
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Or: Techno summons a demon named Wilbur to obtain vast amounts of wealth. Shenaningans ensue -
Merry Christmas! (I can’t breathe.) by Toffi1 for Virgil_Summons, DevourerOfStoriesAndGarlic
Fandoms: Dream SMP
04 Dec 2025
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His trust used against him.
It wasn’t much of a fight, really. In reality, it was just Wilbur who was struggling, Philza barely reacted to it, just prying Wilbur’s claws away whenever he tried to dig them into his flesh.
It was just pitiful.
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- Part 3 of 12 days of prompts!! (SBI edition)
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Phil has been behaving oddly.
And maybe that’s not too surprising, considering he’s literally an alien. But Techno never stopped to wonder how being in an interspecies relationship would come with its own unique challenges. Not until Wilbur handed him that book with a wink.
‘Elytrian nesting and the asexual reproduction cycle’.
Techza breedvember prompts: monster au + pushing cum back inside + ovulation cycle
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- Part 2 of Techza Breedvember 2025
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Techno raised an eyebrow, suddenly getting what they meant. They wanted him to kill this alien. (Just like the humans did).
OR Techno is a human on an alien ship, and has been alone for practically five years. That is, until another alien is thrown in his cell with him and he finally gets a taste of freedom.
OR OR Your obligatory Alien AU courtesy of moi!
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Sea of Stars (not so alone anymore) by Smack_n_cheese
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
28 Nov 2025
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The International Commission of Earth sends Technoblade on a mission to mars to check out some possible illegal activates to per say "stop at all costs". He discovers that the universe isn't as empty as he had hoped it would be and now he has to learn all of it alone, or so he thought.
or: Special operations infiltrator Technoblade gets yoinked into an adventure he did not at all ask for, thank you. He gets friends and family he never thought he'd ever deserved but here he is: bamboozled.
or: or: I got the sbi/si-fi brain rot from reading a few other fics, playing Mass Effect and watching people play Helldivers so I decided we needed more and I'd make my first one.
I will not wright wilbursoot's character into this fic so we die like men with 3/4. support shubble and other victims
As always this fic is about the characters not the creators themselves if this makes anyone uncomfortable I will remove it immediately, be respectful please. Have a good day!!
arc 1 ch 1-17 (intro) -- arc 2 ch 18-63 (main plot) -- arc 3 fun
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Just out of Reach, but Never out of sight by Beckyu
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, The Borrowers (TV 1992)
25 Nov 2025
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A borrower is quiet; never heard and never seen and well, Tommys’ always had quite the larger than life personality. Being ‘different’ is what got you killed, so it wasn’t a surprise that when he turned 13, he was given a hook, a bag and told to get lost.
For 3 years he’s been wandering, trying to find a place to call home, until he comes across a household of 3- Phil, Technoblade and Wilbur Craft. It doesn’t take long for the 3 inch boy to grow attached to the small family and longs to be part of their world. But after a series of unfortunate events cause him to grow, he becomes lost in the human world and is found and brought unknowingly back to his home by Phil.
Trapped at size he doesn’t know how to navigate, he must work out how to change back without revealing his secret to the Crafts, which is proving challenging when they’re secretly trying to adopt him.But Tommy can’t possibly have a life with them now he's big right?
What would they do if they ever found out what he really was?
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orTommyinnit is a borrower size-shifter and I wanted more Found family sbi fics :D
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Genetics with hybrids are always a bit wacky. The fact that Techno doesn't look like his family isn't unheard of. But that doesn't mean that the sucking void in his chest every time he sees the lack of wings on his back is any easier.
That's fine, because there's another strange aspect of hybrid traits. If someone with recessive hybrid genes experiences enough stress or their life is threatened, sometimes they present the way that they were meant to.
Maybe then, Techno will finally fit right in his body. And his family.
SBI Whumptober prompts: Fainting + “You're burning up”
AI-less Whumptober prompts: Self harm + BulliedSeries
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Hidden in the Depths by Jedi_Raptor
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Subnautica (Video Game), QSMP | Quackity SMP
18 Nov 2025
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The sight that greeted him was equally as breathtaking as it was terrifying.
Deep blue water surrounded his pod, which had thankfully triggered the detection system and had made his pod use it's floating devices. The colors looked familiar, almost normal. Nothing but vast ocean, no islands, no distant shores. Nothing. It almost seemed like he was just stranded in an ocean on earth, if it weren't for the giant planet he could clearly see in the sky. Either this water planet was an orbiting moon to that large red planet, or that was a very large moon orbiting this planet.
But that wasn't even the worst of it all. Because a couple miles away, the remains of the large exploded ship sat half submerged in the water, lifeless and silent. Some fires were still burning, now fueled by the new oxygen this planet provides. It stung, seeing it like this. It would have been his only way home, his only way of calling for help. But he doubts that any of the radio systems were still working. No long range communication to other ships or even a space station or two. And the systems of his own pod were fried too.
He was completely stuck.
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“Have you ever considered working as an au pair?” Wilbur asked.
Techno frowned, once again thrown off by the vampire’s archaic choice of words. “You mean, going to live with a coven?”
“As our permanent, exclusive food source, yes.”
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Techno is a human who needs a place to live. Phil, Wilbur and Tommy are vampires who need blood to survive. Two problems are fixed with a single solution.
Though perhaps Techno should have thought twice about the consequences of entangling his life with three powerful immortals.
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“...We left the ship back on the last planet.”
“Phil, we are literally hurtling through the depths of space in our spaceship right now. What are you talking about?”
“Nope.”
“Heh?”
“You know how Tommy is a shapeshifter?”
Or: My crack oneshots gained plot and ran away
*Formerly - Techno in Space Oneshots
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- Part 2 of Techno in Space AU
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Tommy and Techno are still looking for a way out of the backrooms.
And they think they might've found one.
Why else would this hallway be a different color?Series
- Part 15 of Thirty OneShots In Thirty Days 2025
- Part 2 of Endless Hallways (backrooms au)
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Techno will do anything to keep his brother safe.
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- Part 11 of Thirty OneShots In Thirty Days 2025
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Technoblade is part of MAFIAS. No, not that mafia. Magical Artifact Investigations and Active Solutions.
As an intern, his job is pretty simple: holding on to a variety of supernatural items that can't fall into unsafe hands. This does not combine well with being a sleep-deprived college student.
When Techno finds himself tied up with both the fae realm and the underworld at the same time, he will have no choice but to plead his case for freedom. And maybe try to do that without losing his mind at the very eager fae and goddess who both think they have some sort of claim on him.
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Once, there had been no stars near to the moon, no sons worshiped along with him.
Once, there had been a soldier fighting in a war he didn't believe in.
Once, there had been a god who needed help, and was lonely.Once, Philza had thought to himself:
I want a child.Series
- Part 7 of Thirty OneShots In Thirty Days 2025
- Part 1 of The Moon and His Stars
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One shots and slice of life for Hargrans Are A What series. Set between the main story.
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- Part 2 of Hargrans are a What?
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A borrower's life is a risky one, but sometimes that risk pays off. Grian is used to taking a few risks to help Ranboo and Phil, his family, have a better life.
But sometimes, you fly too close to the sun.
Grian takes a risk that may not be worth it, and it has consequences for the people he loves... -
Ringmaster, oh what could’ve been by Flowergalilo19_8
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
02 Nov 2025
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Tommy sighed..
he was exhausted and it wasn’t even because of school- okay that was a bold faced lie, only a small PART of it was school. The rest though.
Was because of his “Drama Club”.
Because all of those rookies were dramatic as fuck! If you made a wish then you should realize you just signed away your whole actual SOUL- but nooooo-
He really hated being a Mage sometimes..
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It was just another early shift. One he, in all honesty, hasn’t been looking forward to.
To be fair though, he didn’t think anyone in their right mind would want to wake up at 4am on a Sunday- let alone work on one. Wasn’t it supposed to be a day of rest or something?
It wasn’t fair that he had to come in just so people could get some shopping done.
Not fair at all. But the world didn’t run on fairness. It ran on money and convenience, at least that’s what Phil thinks. He can’t help but think it’s run more on his personal pain and suffering but nuance never served him much good when working in customer service.
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Techno works in customer service and he's on a work improvement plan. Its great that his boss, Phil, is happy to help him though!
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- Part 41 of Dory's Dark SBI
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I'll Wipe Away the Frost on Your Eyelashes by floristkills for Anarchy_and_Piglins
Fandoms: Dream SMP
29 Oct 2025
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Not to brag, but Techno's a pretty great mechanic. And not just because his human hands have multiple dexterousness fingers. His skills have gotten him pretty far in the universe. Further than most humans can ever make it.
Almost literally, since humans can't survive faster than light travel.
With the near infinity of space, that little biological fact limits the mobility of their entire species. But, as humans tend to do, they have spent all their experience points on brains over functional bodies. Thus, a solution was created: cryopods.
Cryosleep makes it possible for Techno to travel through space, and his skills make it actually worthwhile for a ship's crew to even bother with him. It's going pretty well, all things considered. If only his body realized how critical it was not to get oh-so sleepy and achy after being frozen alive and thawed out. It really throws a wrench in his productivity.
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Techno is a human on a mixed species spaceship with Phil, Wilbur, and Tommy. All four crew members contend with the effects of popsicle-ification. Thawing procedure is most optimal with shared body heat, copious fur petting, and sugary offerings.