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Desperate times call for desperate measures. Forsaken by his divine patron and captured by enemy troops, Techno knows the only thing waiting for him in the near future is certain death. In a moment of weakness, he calls upon a different god, not expecting to be heard.
It answers.
For AU-gust prompt: Eldritch horror
For August of Whump prompts: Silenced + Torn Muscle + Religious TraumaSeries
- Part 7 of AU-gust 2025
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No One's Happy (It Wasn't Meant To End Like This) by RoseGoldOrigins for Leaflex
Fandoms: DreamSMP
24 Aug 2025
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Hero Technoblade was supposed to infiltrate the villain's lair. Simple. Until he met Tommy.
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- Part 8 of Fic Fight 2025
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Fly With Me To The End. (Take Me Far Away From Here) by Toffi1
Fandoms: Dream SMP, To the Moon Series (Video Games)
18 Aug 2025
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Twins duo To The Moon Au.
Literally, that’s it. I just tilted it a bit so it wouldn’t be just following the storyline completely lol, where’s the fun in that?
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“The Stars, the Ocean, the Neither, hell, even the Aether.
They heard it all before.
It could be simple as just a final trip to the beach, or a chaotic as looking through the Aether, Technoblade and Wilbur always made sure they got the job done. It was always something they knew how to do. Just a simple memory altering. They knew what they were doing, and the people who signed up knew what they were getting into.
But the new one. If they recall correctly, Philza, wanted to go to the end.
A thing no one but one other has succeeded in.
(Please note, I do not support William gold. I write about characters, not content creators.)
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Author wants to write stuff they really want to write.
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- Part 5 of The SBI Saga
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Worry Bird by Soulless_Fawn for averystressedcrow
Fandoms: Origin SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
14 Aug 2025
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Phil never made himself the “leader” of Origin nor did he ever want the responsibility. But slowly, he finds himself being the one everyone comes to with there problems. He fixes things, helps people and cares for the other origin’s that live here.
So when Technoblade, a human, starts living in Origin, he expects nothing different. But the newcomer never comes to him, never says a word. Hiding in the hills like a ghost. So Phil decides enough is enough and goes to his house with a welcome basket.
Only to find Technoblade sick out of his mind.
Or: Phil finds a very sick Techno that’s shut himself off from sociaty and decides that no, he’s not going to have the resident human die because he refused to ask for help.
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- Part 11 of 🎓2025♟️
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Nothing to Offer (But Blood, Sweat & Tears) by RosesForApril
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
10 Aug 2025
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In all the time that he’d spent studying to be the best medic he could for his crew, Wilbur never thought that he’d come across a species quite like humans. They took what he knew about medicine and medical care and made it a whole lot stranger.
After all, when they were injured, they’d just keep bleeding, like their bodies weren’t able to keep the blood inside. Didn’t they have anything to quickly clot their blood and seal the wound shut? Apparently not. Their blood clotted, but so much slower than everyone else Wilbur had ever met, making it far more likely for them to bleed out after some kind of battle.
Which, unfortunately, his human crewmate always seemed to get involved in.
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Wilbur misunderstands what is and is not an injury for humans as he tried to learn more about his new crewmate. As it turned out, there's a lot more than blood that's strange about humans. All Wilbur wanted was to keep his crew safe, but humans seem to always confound him. Techno, on the other hand, doesn't understand why his alien crewmates are so concerned for his health when he's perfectly fine.
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He blinked, slowly glancing over at the can, "Oh, yeah. Found this in storage, y'all don't have any caffiene in the kitchen."
"Why the hell would we have caffiene in the kitchen?" Tommy wasn't equipped for this, what was he meant to do? Fucking—shit, how long did they have? "Are you okay, big man?"
or: bedrock bros humans are space orcs becomes family REAL quick
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Just out of Reach, but Never out of sight by Beckyu
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, The Borrowers (TV 1992)
04 Aug 2025
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A borrower is quiet; never heard and never seen and well, Tommys’ always had quite the larger than life personality. Being ‘different’ is what got you killed, so it wasn’t a surprise that when he turned 13, he was given a hook, a bag and told to get lost.
For 3 years he’s been wandering, trying to find a place to call home, until he comes across a household of 3- Phil, Technoblade and Wilbur Craft. It doesn’t take long for the 3 inch boy to grow attached to the small family and longs to be part of their world. But after a series of unfortunate events, he becomes lost in the human world and is found and brought unknowingly back to his home by Phil.
Trapped at size he doesn’t know how to navigate, he must work out how to change back without revealing his secret to the Crafts, which is proving challenging when they’re secretly trying to adopt him.But Tommy can’t possibly have a life with them now he's big right?
What would they do if they ever found out what he really was?
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orTommyinnit is a borrower size-shifter and I wanted more Found family sbi fics :D
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seafoam spilling from your heart by Unikrinstall
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
01 Aug 2025
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“I’m sorry.” Tommy whispered from where he sat in the sand, watching his father come closer. But Phil paid him no attention, he didn’t even react to Tommy’s words.
Because Tommy was dead. And now he was only a transparent ghost who wandered their isolated, beachside property.
Tommy watched as Phil reached the ocean, standing with the water up to his ankles, staring at the darkening sky.
“What are we going to do without you, Tommy?” Phil whispered, squeezing his eyes shut for a moment as he spoke, before opening them again. “What are we going to do?”
Tommy moved his gaze to the ocean, watching the waves crash against the shore. He couldn’t make himself look at his father, even if he knew that Phil couldn’t see him anyway. “You’ll move on.” Tommy whispered. “That’s all you can do now.”
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Tommy dies and in the aftermath, his family, witches Phil and Techno, grieve. In their grief, they decide to use dark magic to revive Tommy, despite the consequences and its dangers.
Even as an imperceivable ghost, Tommy tries to stop them. Despite being doomed from the start.
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- Part 43 of Worlds
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Technoblade is part of MAFIAS. No, not that mafia. Magical Artifact Investigations and Active Solutions.
As an intern, his job is pretty simple: holding on to a variety of supernatural items that can't fall into unsafe hands. This does not combine well with being a sleep-deprived college student.
When Techno finds himself tied up with both the fae realm and the underworld at the same time, he will have no choice but to plead his case for freedom. And maybe try to do that without losing his mind at the very eager fae and goddess who both think they have some sort of claim on him.
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I’m Not Stealing!! I’m “Borrowing” by Anonymous
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
29 Jul 2025
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Ranboos birthday is tomorrow and Tommy wanting to be a good friend goes out borrowing so they spend a whole day relaxing and enjoying each others company. Nothing can go wrong as long as the humans stick to their schedule.
Wilbur does not stick to his schedule.
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- Part 5 of Unfinished Fic Ideas
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The Beast, the Blaze, the Bloom, and the Blade by short_tree
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
17 Jul 2025
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A lost traveler. A house hidden deep in hybrid territory. Three rooms, three warnings, and one bed that shouldn’t feel like home.
He should’ve left.
But something wild is approaching.
And it noticed.
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Genetics with hybrids are always a bit wacky. The fact that Techno doesn't look like his family isn't unheard of. But that doesn't mean that the sucking void in his chest every time he sees the lack of wings on his back is any easier.
That's fine, because there's another strange aspect of hybrid traits. If someone with recessive hybrid genes experiences enough stress or their life is threatened, sometimes they present the way that they were meant to.
Maybe then, Techno will finally fit right in his body. And his family.
SBI Whumptober prompts: Fainting + “You're burning up”
AI-less Whumptober prompts: Self harm + BulliedSeries
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“If this is another arts and crafts activity, then count me out,” Techno says. “I have had enough of taxidermying."
“Don’t be like that,” Phil pouts. “The centerpieces look wonderful. Our guests are going to love them."
“They better. I don’t think there’s a living squirrel left for fifty miles.”\\
or: techno takes on a sketchy wedding planner gig because he's got no choice. he’s not entirely sure he won’t get himself killed in the process.
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- Part 2 of Technoblade's Entirely Average Life
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As soon as cloning became commonplace, vampires saw no need to keep ‘free roaming’ humans around. They are now the dominant species, and humans are made in labs to satiate the need for food.
Broadly speaking, there are two types of humans. Common feeder lines are mass-produced, each branch consisting of over a hundred specimens, created to be sold cheaply to any coven that will take them. They are made with a few simple qualities in mind: nutritious blood, docile temperaments, and no health problems.
Then there are designer lines. Genetically engineered to be as tasty as they come, richer covens are happy to pay some extra bucks if it means having a rare, limited-edition human in their possession.
The Blade line is extremely rare. Techno might be one of a dozen or so left.
Coincidentally, the Antarctic Coven just acquired themselves a collector's item.
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Or: 5 times Techno did not cave and the 1 time he did.
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Pocket Game by OmegaPersonaCreator
Fandoms: Dream SMP, QSMP | Quackity SMP, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Main Video Game Series)
28 Jun 2025
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Have you ever dreamed of living in a world of Pokémon? Have you ever wanted to meet interesting people?
No? Well, too bad.
(Y/N) suddenly finds herself thrown into a strange world of Pokémon, filled with interesting faces, various Pokémon, and even terrifying bad guys? Looks like she's in for one grand adventure!
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A Way Out (A Way Home) by WinglessStripedOwl
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Origins SMP, QSMP | Quackity SMP
24 Jun 2025
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Technoblade was an average guy, he watched his college lessons, went to work and played video games. He was never into "There's life out there in space!!" kind of thing, he liked movies or games about aliens but otherwise it was whatever really.
Now, trapped behind a holographic energy field, he regrets it.
Maybe there was some information he could've gotten, some clue as to why they do this or some way to plead, to implore, for them to stop.
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All vampires start out as human. It naturally results in some similarities of experience between them, or at least things that rhyme close enough to seem that way. As a prime example: the fact that many humans often look terribly like a fledgling.
See, in order for a human to be successfully turned, they must drink blood of their own free will. It's not quite instinct, not for a while, so there's always a waiting period of an almost-fledgling slowly weakening to the hunger. Some eventually cave to it, most maybe. But it's always the first step. Always the sign of the soon to be precious fledgling.
There are plenty of humans suffering below hunger in the world too. Sometimes they look very much like fledglings, helpless and wanting for something beyond them yet. Phil can't help but take some of them home.
Techno sees both ends of it.
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Technoblade is kidnapped by aliens. He is forced to be a captive and entertain others. On a rare occasion he ends up saving a small avian from being killed. The little alien takes him as his family with the rest of his crew, the SBI + Syndicate. Will he finally find his forever home with these weird creatures?
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Definition: The acceleration of a chemical reaction by a catalyst.
Techno Blade takes a 201 course - Vampire Sociology and Physiology. Turns out, that course also counts towards government requirements for informed consent if a human wants to apply for a sire to turn them.
Phil, a vampire and a professor at the university Techno attends, sees a lot of potential in Techno. Sure would be a shame for that to go to waste with that whole pesky aging thing humans do.
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- Part 1 of Catalysis
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beauty lies behind the hills by Ria_Writes_Stuff
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
30 May 2025
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There were three things the boy was sure of as he woke up in a creaking metal elevator, head pounding, lights low and the grind of gears above his head the only sound - his name was Technoblade, he had no idea where he was, and his memories of everything outside of rust and red lights had been scooped away like a chef with a melon baller.
He probably should be panicking more, but that sweet, sweet combination of shock and exhaustion was making everything seem wayyy less bad than it was.
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A techno-centric mazerunner au for the Voices for the Blade event