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A Wolf Called The Blood God by WolfsBane54
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, QSMP | Quackity SMP
22 Nov 2025
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Werewolves were a dying species, and Techno is a lone wolf with a pup to protect. Having escaped a life from a fighting ring, Techno vows that his pup; Tommy would not have to worry about such a life. He settles in a new territory and soon meets his neighbors. Vampires. Or rather a blonde vampire claiming to be the Coven head; Philza. Philza talks to Techno unlike any vampire Techno has even heard or seen before. Claiming to want to become friends. Neighbors should be on good terms after all.
Techno lets the vampire walk and talk with him.
Techno keeps his pup hidden, not trusting the vampire despite the friendly demeanor. Refusing to change from his wolf form. He had long forgotten human speech anyway. Then one day, Philza starts acting strange.
Techno’s den is attack by vampires. And Techno will once again have to live up to his Fighting Ring name that he thought he had left behind in bloody paw prints. He would become the Blood God again if that meant his pup would be safe. He refused to lose another pack.CHARACTERS NOT CC's. I DON'T CONDONE ACTIONS THAT CC's MIGHT HAVE DONE IRL.
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- Part 1 of A Wolf Called The Blood God
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Someone was shouting asking who was up first. A few seconds later someone with a blue bat and red helmet walks out.
He read the back of the guys shirt.
Schlatt.
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Or, Wilbur is a troubled foster kid with a nice girlfriend and to much pent up anger. Wilbur can’t stop thinking about that boy that’s in his foster brothers baseball team and his class mate -
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“Dream apologize. Because the only reason I won’t march into Schlatt’s coven to get Fundy back is because they have Fundy as leverage. so I am not above wiping your entire coven off the face of the Earth,” Phil snarled.
“Fine, then what kind of apology do you require?”
“A blood tie.”
Tommy felt like he couldn’t breathe as panic clawed at his ribcage and sunk itself deep into his heart. Surely Dream was kidding? Surely Dream would wheeze out a laugh and jokingly berade Tommy for how scared he looked, say that it was just a joke. “You’re going to TheFirstEmpire. You’re going to become one of Philza’s humans,”
It felt like his whole world had been flipped upside down and mercilessly shook.
Every part of him wanted to believe Dream was lying.. He wanted to beg, plead, get down on his knees and cry for Dream to do something because Tommy didn’t want to leave!He didn’t want to be some dumb peace offering to another coven! He didn’t want to leave Dream, even as mean and cruel as he could be.
Or: Tommy gets sold to a new coven aka SBI
Or or: Tommy gets adopted by SBI and friends and learns what it’s like to actually be loved ;33
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- Part 2 of Vivid’s Vampire AU
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"Was it you or was it more than fate?" "Blood isn't the only family." by ZeJasper
Fandoms: Dream SMP
01 Nov 2025
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Tommy was bored. The god of fate had to spend a thousand years on earth as "Punishment". Well mortals can provide entertainment, so he sought entertainment in Technoblade and Wilbur. As a teenger Technoblade did whatever he wanted, even if it meant disobeying gods. Tommy took interest in that and made friends with the mortal. But one "blessed" brother and one "useless" didn't sit right with him. So now Wilbur had his own abillity not knowing how or why. Once Technoblade learnt peace ,Tommy, the menace let him live in it. Instead he discovered a fortune teller to mess with. No one expected that a god will become part the family.
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Tommy is the god of fate and messes around on earth and meddles with mortals lifes. he takes interest in Technoblade then gives up and starts messing with Wilburs fortune telling, accidentally climbing a spot into the family.
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Techno was happy. He had good parents who supported him in everything, and a twin brother he loved more than anything.
Then, in a single moment, it all was shattered.
His mother and his brother Wilbur died in a car accident, his father collapsed under the weight of his grief and took it out on Techno, who desperately tried to hold his life together as they moved to a completely unfamiliar city and he had to start at a new school.
To be honest, it went better than expected. He found friends. The only problem was hiding from them how, behind his façade, he was slowly but surely falling apart. -
The Wolf that Smells like Blood by WolfsBane54
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, QSMP | Quackity SMP
14 Oct 2025
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Sequel to A Wolf Called the Blood God
Phil's POV
Werewolves were a dying species, and Phil is the Ancient Vampire King with a blood filled past that catalysted several mythical species including werewolve to either go extinct or on the verge of extinction. So imagine his surpise when he spots a large rustic feral looking werewolf marking the border of his forest at the base of his mountain one night. Phil decides he must get to know his new neighbor. Neighbors should be on good terms after all. And just maybe this wolf has a pack with him.Phil will walk and talk with this werewolf, intent on becoming friends, even if this particular wolf snarls and growls at him.
(Or this is Phil's POV when he first spots Techno from my story A Wolf Called the Blood God. A littler short glimpse into phil's first thoughts about meeting Techno)
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- Part 2 of A Wolf Called The Blood God
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Which Brother Will Witch Wil Will Into Being by nerdiestnerdtoevernerd for Edthefatmagicturtle
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
21 Aug 2025
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"Mama?"
"Yes Wilbur?"
"I want a brother!"
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OR 5 times they should have known Wilbur was a witch and could tell the future and 1 time they realized it.Series
- Part 3 of Pinch Hits from the Void
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see no evil, hear no evil by clementine_emeralds for Harvey_Is_A_Cool_Guy
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
01 Aug 2025
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“At least scream,” somebody– something– someone groaned behind him. "Come on, you can't be this boring."
Techno turned slowly. If the universe is somehow listening, can he just keep turning forever and never have to face whoever just said that?
“No offense but I think you have a loose screw,” that voice said impatiently. “I haven't got all day.”
Nothing bad was happening right now.
Not at all.
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Techno just wants to take a break. A restful one wherein only good things happen to him. The ghost in his apartment may disagree.
Prompt: “Nothing bad could happen today“
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- Part 2 of MCYT Fic Fight 2025!
- Part 87 of The Bedrockbros-centric Mastercollection™
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I knew I had already been replaced. Like the moment the glass dome opened, and that puppet-like figure moved—almost human, almost machine. It marked the beginning of the end for me.
I lied to myself, and to others too. Like a single cell deep within the marrow of my bones—dividing, fragmenting, growing into a sharp, festering tumor that forced me back to the origin, the warmth of the womb. Numb to everything, I finally felt something—you. The sincerity of your love. I wasn’t alone… I ████Summary: Techno has bone cancer. A robot identical to him stands ready to receive his consciousness and preserve his life. Yet he hesitates,dragging out his illness. Phil, his colleague, argues with him as the situation worsens…
Warning: This story contains intense traumatic flashbacks. Reader discretion advised. Themes include illness, pain, self-doubt, anxiety, depression, suicidal ideation, smoking, and other unhealthy behaviors. All locations and events are fictional.- Language:
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- Words:
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- Chapters:
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- Kudos:
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- Hits:
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Gone is the piglin hybrid, gone is the familiar weight of hooves on the ground beneath him. Replaced instead are talons and feathers and beak that he knows caws incessantly at him at any given moment.
Inky darkness covers the feathers patterning his arm and then does it finally sink in what he really is.
A groaning caw escapes his mouth. He’s a crow.
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Technoblade never dies... Even in his pajamas! by TooManyDamFandoms58
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
30 Apr 2025
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Technoblade just woke up, and had to go help Tommy with a fight. After the fight, everyone starts laughing, but he can't tell why.
I no own. =)
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- Part 2 of Technoblade
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Techno spends some time on his own
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- Part 19 of Anarchist April 2025
- Language:
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- Chapters:
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- Kudos:
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- Hits:
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The drought had stolen everything–hope, water, life itself. For years, Techno and Dream had wandered through a dying world, scraping by on the edge of survival. Techno, ever the pragmatist, had accepted the inevitable. But Dream…Dream, stubborn and foolish and full of impossible faith had never stopped believing the rain would return.
Supplies are running low, their time slipping through their fingers. Techno knows–this is the end.
And he’s sorry.
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- Part 5 of DnB Winter/Spring RivalsDuo Week!
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rest..rest is for the weak! *promptly passes out* by clementine_emeralds
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
08 Feb 2025
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“You look awful,” a shrill voice says like a mosquito buzzing in his ear.
“Thanks,” Techno deadpans, glaring at the blonde teen from his peripheral vision.
He doesn't even have to look to know that Tommy is here, the child who somehow finds it the most entertaining thing to enter this coffee shop and bother him over absolutely anything. It was like he has nothing better to do, which probably is true.
“I think,” Tommy puts his hands on his hips. “You should take a break.”
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Tommy notices that Techno may need a break from work. This may or may not have ended in the fire department getting called.
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a soft place to fall by allieae
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
05 Feb 2025
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“I was a vigilante before I was Bloodlust, y’know,” he starts carefully, watching Tommy nod even quicker. “I know how it can be.”
Revered by those protected by you; reviled by those in fear of you, sing the voices. They worshipped you like a god and when the time came, they crucified you like one.
“What I’m sayin’ is, if you happen to get yourself into more trouble than you can handle, I would probably not kick you out if you came knockin’ on my window again.”
Tommy’s eyes are saucers: two spiral galaxies brimming with infinite wonder and light.
“For real?” he asks, as suspicious as he is breathless with wonder.
“For real,” Techno echoes dryly back, grinning faintly as he stands. “I’ll come up with a way for you to return the favor.”
~ or, the only thing worse than having to patch up the vigilante that crash-landed through your window at three AM is getting attached to him.
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it's tough ruling the world by clementine_emeralds, clemeralds (clementine_emeralds)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), SMPEarth
01 Nov 2024
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“You should've called me then,” Phil grimaces. “I get that it's you and me against the world, but, it's also you and me against paperwork.”
That gets a weak laugh out of Techno. That's not enough for Phil, however. He'd ban his friend from the office for a month if he could, and he would, if only Techno wouldn't think of it as an utterly dumb idea, and sneak letters of conscriptions onto his bedside table anyways.
In all honesty, Phil sometimes desires to just burn all those godsdamned envelopes and flee with his best friend to- to anywhere, anywhere but here.
Except, both their throats will be wanted anywhere they go. It's tough ruling the world. What can he do?
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wherein Techno is drowning in paperwork and Phil tries to get him to sleep
Technotober (Clem's Version) prompt #21: 'SMPEarth Setting'
Angstober prompt #3: 'Self-Destruction'
with emduo/AEduo!Series
- Part 28 of Technotober 2024 (Clem's Version!)
- Part 159 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 9 of wipe away my invisible tears (angstober 2024!!)
- Part 52 of Clementine's Personal Favourites :p
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Suddenly brought back to life, Tommy startles awake to a world he doesn't recognize in the slightest except for the piece of shit he hates most sitting right beside him. The two struggle to navigate a place with rules and social constructs they don't understand in a time way beyond their years. Through resentment and unresolved trauma, Dream and Tommy fight their way through this new chance of living they didn't anticipate while trying not to kill each other in the process.
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Tommy and Dream wake up in the modern world and have no idea what's going on.
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today, i was able to steal zero golden apples because... by clementine_emeralds, clemeralds (clementine_emeralds)
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
18 Oct 2024
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Tommy faces his brother. He's fast asleep, expression as mellow as the day Tommy met him, except there were fewer scars and lesser guilty grudges.
“Yeah, you better sleep well,” he mumbles. “When you wake up, all your possessions will be gone,” he adds jokingly.
Techno doesn't move a muscle, maybe it's because he had fallen straight into the chasmic cracks of sleep, or maybe it's because he knows Tommy won't be leaving this room until Phil comes back anyway.
The boy would be lowered into his grave before Philza Minecraft witnesses him become attached to his older brother like a needy kid. Again.
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Techno is in hibernation, Tommy disturbs him. The perfect recipe for cuddling-induced blackmail!
Technotober (Clem's Version) prompt #20: 'Hibernation'
with bedrockbros!Series
- Part 17 of Technotober 2024 (Clem's Version!)
- Part 148 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 71 of The Bedrockbros-centric Mastercollection™
- Part 49 of Clementine's Personal Favourites :p
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what a lovely d- WHY DOES THIS 'CHILD' HAVE NO EYES!? by clementine_emeralds, clemeralds (clementine_emeralds)
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
17 Oct 2024
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Techno would say his city is perfectly free of sinkholes, not that he'd really figure whether or not this is part of the government's solution to overpopulation. He doesn't know why he's falling, he doesn't know where he's falling into.
Techno plummets deeper into the rabbit hole (or sinkhole, who cares). He shuts his eyes, hoping he'll be back home when he opens them. He jolts as soon as he hits the ground, head pulsating in both pain and confusion. His breath wavers, and his mind's refusal to register where he is makes his throat start to unwillingly close from anxiety.
Yellow walls take shape through his spotted vision, and maybe it's because everything is spinning relentlessly, but it seems that the walls go on forever, endless.
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Techno falls into the backrooms and makes friends with a kid entity.
Technotober (Clem's Version) prompt #3: 'Mythical Creatures'
with bedrockbros!Series
- Part 16 of Technotober 2024 (Clem's Version!)
- Part 147 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 70 of The Bedrockbros-centric Mastercollection™
- Part 48 of Clementine's Personal Favourites :p
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not my cup o' tea by clementine_emeralds, clemeralds (clementine_emeralds)
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
17 Sep 2024
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“Hello? Hellooo?” Tommy drawls, snapping his fingers in front of Techno who doesn’t even blink or flinch at the sudden motion. “Is anyone home in there?”
“What the fuck..” Tommy mumbles to himself. “Um, hello?” he shakes the older by the shoulder lightly so as to not startle him. He gets startled anyways, floundering away from Tommy while he blinks furiously, pupils finally regaining soul—yet, they are frantic, as if he is searching for something that was never in the room to begin with.
Techno looks at his younger brother indecisively and clears his throat. “Hi, Tommy.”
Tommy crosses his arms as he sits beside him, an inspecting expression on his face. “What time did you go to bed last night?”
“Uhh, I did not go to bed last night.”
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Techno being an idiot who denies his lack of taking breaks and Tommy being the responsible (and stressed) one for once.
Sicktember prompt #17: 'Brain Fog/Spaced Out' with bedrockbros
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- Part 2 of writhing away from aching bones (clem's sicktember 2024!)
- Part 127 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 64 of The Bedrockbros-centric Mastercollection™
- Part 11 of hand in lovable hand (to have a family and a home)
- Part 41 of Clementine's Personal Favourites :p