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A Wolf Called The Blood God by WolfsBane54
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, QSMP | Quackity SMP
22 Nov 2025
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Werewolves were a dying species, and Techno is a lone wolf with a pup to protect. Having escaped a life from a fighting ring, Techno vows that his pup; Tommy would not have to worry about such a life. He settles in a new territory and soon meets his neighbors. Vampires. Or rather a blonde vampire claiming to be the Coven head; Philza. Philza talks to Techno unlike any vampire Techno has even heard or seen before. Claiming to want to become friends. Neighbors should be on good terms after all.
Techno lets the vampire walk and talk with him.
Techno keeps his pup hidden, not trusting the vampire despite the friendly demeanor. Refusing to change from his wolf form. He had long forgotten human speech anyway. Then one day, Philza starts acting strange.
Techno’s den is attack by vampires. And Techno will once again have to live up to his Fighting Ring name that he thought he had left behind in bloody paw prints. He would become the Blood God again if that meant his pup would be safe. He refused to lose another pack.CHARACTERS NOT CC's. I DON'T CONDONE ACTIONS THAT CC's MIGHT HAVE DONE IRL.
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- Part 1 of A Wolf Called The Blood God
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SUNFLOWER by Ria_Writes_Stuff
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Marvel Cinematic Universe
05 Nov 2025
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Of all the people in the world who should be the next Spiderman, Ranboo does *not* think it should be him.
A chronically ill, partially blind and generally feeble foster kid, passed around the system like the world's worst pass the parcel (the prize between layers is a new diagnosis) , he's the last person who should be swinging around New York, delivering justice to the masses. Literally anyone would be better!
But the universe has decided otherwise, and he finds himself under the tutelage of the first Spiderman, who appeared on the streets more than fifteen years ago, and who turns out to be a grumpy, awkward English major with bright pink hair, a husband who he swears isn't for tax benefits (they're a QPR, okay? that counts as a legitimate reason), and an inability to let this scrawny ass kid work all this out by himself.
Add some bench trio hijinks, Techno batting away a handful of meddling Avengers, and an alarming number of guns being gifted to NYs newest vigilante, what could go wrong?
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The Pup with the Golden Fur by WolfsBane54
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
26 Oct 2025
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A Sequel of A Wolf Called the Blood God. Tommy is a baby and we learn how he got turned into a werewolf. To how he ended up with Techno and a glimpse of Techno’s life in the werewolf fighting pits to his adoption of a tiny turned golden furred werewolf pup; Tommy.
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- Part 3 of A Wolf Called The Blood God
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Ranboo hides his unstable foster life behind a mask and a stream, juggling sudden moves, silence, and secrets—while trying to keep his online world from seeing him fall apart.
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Techno never expected to become a dad at eighteen, much less to his two month old brother after their father up and vanished. So, what's the logical decision here? Take his brother on the road with him, of course!
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- Part 1 of Whumptober 2025
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“R⏃nb⍜⍜.” a staticy voice from the corner whispered. Techno whipped his head up from his book and looked at the Enderman.
“Did you just…what?” Techno furrowed his brow and stared at the teenager.
“R⏃nbo⍜.” This time the Enderman raised his head and stared at Techno, almost like a challenge.
“...Is that, like, a type of food you want? ‘Cause we don’t have it. Come to think of it, I didn’t even think you could talk.” Techno raised an eyebrow and sighed.or, Techno sees a feral Ranboo and proceeds to attempt rehabilitation
Just to preface, Techno at no point is being cruel. It seems a bit like it in the beginning but he is just trying his best.
finished part two, however, it is discontinued.NOW RE-EDITED BECAUSE I WROTE IT A WHILE AGO AND IT WAS LOW-KEY REALLY BAD
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clementine by c4ssiopeia
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Red Dead Redemption (Video Games), Minecraft (Video Game)
14 Sep 2025
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“I… I killed him. I killed my father.” He admitted, letting out a sob as he winced in pain from the action. Shit.
Phil would literally kill him if he brought this kid back. The Syndicate was already spread so thin on supplies, with Aimsey recovering from freezing, and Ranboo and Wilbur recovering from the bounty hunters. Not to mention the fact that Billiam III could be on their tail now. Either way, he yanked off his scarf and pressed it to the wound. The kid cried out in pain, nails digging into Techno's hand.
“Don’t look at it. What’s your name?” Techno asked, attempting to scoop the kid up while still holding pressure on the gunshot.
“Tommy.” He said. Tommy passed out before they even left the house.
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Or,Technoblade, known by the private military company of Wardens and bounty hunters as the Blood God, is the right hand man to Philza Minecraft, the leader of one of the most notorious outlaw gangs in the entirety of Essempee known as the Syndicate. Tommy Innit, the son of an ex-priest and now an orphan, runs into him during a robbery. Cue the found family speedrun as everything the gunslinger knows about himself falls apart.
*HIATUS - TO BE RE-WRITTEN*
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Boy you got my heart (My everything is you) by Elidocor
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
13 Sep 2025
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Techno spares a long glance at the man, frowning, before standing up and ruffling Tommy's hair. The kid sends him the cutest little glare, paired with the tiniest pout. Techno is almost tempted to ignore the director's call and stay with Tommy, but alas, work is work.
"Go sit with Niki, I'll join you soon." Techno gently nudges his son back towards the table. The kid stays looking at him for a bit, clutching at the older's pant leg, before he slowly releases his grip and dejectedly walks away.
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Or: Tommy is actor Techno's son and wants to spend time with his dad on set. But Techno is busy, so Tommy decides on the next best thing: going off on his own to explore the backstage
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- Part 3 of Eli's dadnoblade addiction
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oh my darling, clementine by c4ssiopeia
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Red Dead Redemption (Video Games)
12 Sep 2025
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you were lost and gone forever
dreadful sorrow, clementine
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“Ple-ease,” The young boy repeated, eyes scrunching shut in both a wince and a whimper. “Please, I can’t- I can’t do this. Help me. Please, just end it.”Oh.The gun. Slowly, almost tentatively, Technoblade knelt down to pick up the rifle. A Winchester rifle, the trigger worn. The brown cow behind him huffed, and nudged a head into his back. He took another step.
“What happened?” He found himself asking, his voice smoothing out into a honey-like drip.
“I- I did somethin’ bad, real bad. I can’t- Please. Please, sir, just- just fucking kill me. I can’t do this, I just- Please!” With every passing second, the kid grew more desperate, scared even.
…. Damn it, Phil was going to be livid.
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Or, Technoblade, known by bounty hunters as the Blood God, is the right hand man to the leader of one of the most notorious outlaw gangs in the entirety of Essempee: the Syndicate. Tommy runs into him after an... incident. Cue the found family speedrun & identity crisis for the legend himself.A rewrite of my previous (and first!) fic Clementine, except this time with a finished plot, no W*lbur, and fantasy stuffs! :D
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Life was a horrible blur nowadays, compiled with the simple tasks of wake up, eat, get taken to the medbay, thrown back into his cell afterwards, given one more meal then sleep. Only for the day to repeat itself tomorrow over and over again like a clock.
Ranboo didn’t understand what was so fascinating about him. They poked and prodded like he was a space anomaly. Scars littering his body like he was the stars the aliens ship sailed across in. Nothing ever changes.
That is until two new aliens are thrown into his room and with them, the idea that maybe he could have a life beyond the cage he learned to accept. That is if they don’t eat him first.
Or: Ranboo has been held captive and experimented on by aliens for a long time now. He gets a new chance at life when Tubbo and Tommy get kidnapped by the same aliens, starting the butterfly effect to freedom.
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- Part 4 of 🥐2024🍞
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I Promise You This (I'll ALways Look Out For You) by Luminous_skittles
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
22 Jun 2025
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The point is, Phil was busy. And Ranboo thought this to be his chance to prove himself to the two. Prove his worth. That he can be of use. Can defend them and himself if necessary. He totally wasn't worried that a rogue surviving bandit followed them home or anything! That's just stupid!
So, now here they are, Techno's axe resting against their thigh, staring at the front door with intense eyes. Lazor-focused, if you will.
Nothing's getting past that door.
Unless they want an axe in their throat.
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Or, the aftermath of a rough encounter. Not to worry though! Phil's there for his arctic family!
OR or (what am I, a seal?!), author is just really starved of boreal trio content so decided to do it themself :]
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Fae Prince Ranboo steals Techno, Tubbo is his accomplice. They all get something out of it.
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just filth
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You‘ll Find Your Purpose (We All Belong Somewhere) by plump_shark_buttcheeks, Tobias_Tobiton
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
07 Jun 2025
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"Tommy was tired of running.
Yet here he was, hurriedly scrambling away from a large portion of the townspeople, after being caught stealing again.
They were pissed
Tommy could feel the flames from their torches licking his back. and sharp ends of pitchforks tearing into his flesh. Blood rushes from his wounds and soaks into his shirt. He pushes himself to run faster.
He doesn't want to run anymore; he thinks as he takes a sudden turn.
When he was a younger boy, and his mom was still around, she had warned him of the forest. Of the things lurking in the shadows, of the sparkling eyes trying to lure you in, of ugly, vile, creatures that she said wouldn't hesitate to rip him apart.
Tommy didn't want to die but he couldn't keep running.
He didn't care anymore."
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or; Tommy Danger Careful Kraken Innit is an exhausted teen who doesn't want to run from his problems anymore.
edit 11-22-2024: tysm for 300 hits!!!!! <3 this is the most that either of our fics have got!! o((>ω< ))o
8-27-2025 edit: thank you for 900 hits <3 I‘m still working on this, I‘ve just got busy and keep lacking the urge to write for it :p
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Tommy rolled his eyes, “What else am I meant to do? You didn’t even choose a cool part of Canada to move to, like Toronto or Duluth–”
“Duluth’s in the US.” Techno corrected.
“Still!” Tommy insisted, about to sit up fuller, but stopped as Techno tied off another suture, “I’ve got nothing to do out here!”
“I have things you could do. Been askin’ you to move that firewood for a week.”
“I’ve got nothing fun to do out here.” Tommy restated, letting Techno deal with holding his arm in place as he flopped back down onto the seat.
or: Tommy gets injured, stitches are needed. thankfully, Techno's able to help
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It started with a call from Fundy, midway it changed to helping "Project Boo", and it ended with a group of Sirens having a new pup.
Puffy stood there with Fundy's arm swung over her shoulder as he slumped forward. Fundy kept a paw hand on his stomach. In the mist of broken, horridly mangled, bloodied, torn open bodies, stood what looked like a child but was over six feet tall. The tall child was holding a still beating human heart; the child looked at them with pure innocence and fear in it's eyes before taking a bite. The blood sprayed out of the organ as their fangs crunched down on it. Puffy only could watch in horror as the kid ripped into it like a donut. The child upon seeing the horror on her face held out the remaining bits of the heart with a tilt of its head. "Sorry, did you want some? I can get you a fresher heart if you want one."
Or Ranboo is a traumatized cannibal who gets adopted and turned into a Siren.
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- Part 1 of Blood for the Blood Prince
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“Techno?”
The man hummed, eyes skimming the lines in his novel passively while scarred hands fiddled with the pages. He pulled his eyes from the text and looked at the boy standing in front of him, eyes frightened and wet with tears. "What's wrong?"
Small hands twiddled with their own thumbs, fingers petting over scars on the kid much too young to have them as he shook his head.
“Not going to tell me?”
Blonde hair shook violently with the dramatic shake of the kid’s head again. “No?” Techno asked. “How am I supposed to help if I don’t know what’s wrong?”
“You don’ need to know what's ‘rong to comfort me, dick’ead.”
Tommy has a nightmare and goes to Technodad for comfort <3
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Cutest Bat-lizard I've Ever Seen by Socksarenotrequired
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
19 Mar 2025
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Give a baby dragon a bagel and he'll somehow finangle you into taking him home with you.
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Or, Tommy adopts himself a person.
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- Part 2 of oh shit that's a dragon
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A car appeared from over a hill. Minivan. One of those pale blue ones. It pulled up beside him. He got nervous for a minute, but it wasn’t the kidnappers. It was some concerned looking lady. Ah, he was probably a sight to see, bruised and barefoot and still soaking wet. She rolled down the window closest to him. “You all right, sweetie?” she asked in a caring mom voice. “Do you need help?”
Oh. That was nice. “Um, thank you, yes, I need to get home, please.” And then, by way of clarification, he added, “I, uh, died. I think?”
The smile melted off her face. “What, you’re one of those dead things? Ew, no! Get out of here, graven!” she snarled, waving her hands as if to banish him. She didn’t even bother to roll up the window, just hit the gas and sped away into the trees, and he was left there, wondering in bewilderment what a graven was.
Or: instead of his long-awaited camping trip, Technoblade finds himself driving halfway across the US to bring some poor kid home. The kid's a little odd; he doesn’t seem to grasp simple things about how the world works. Techno wants to ask if the kid was born yesterday or something, but he’s starting to wonder if that might actually be the case.
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- Part 6 of Apocalyptic Tales
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How to Parent like a Piglin by AelinCreativ
Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
02 Mar 2025
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What if Technoblade did die, but came back and tracked Phil down to Quesadilla Island and found a little girl all alone in an attic and realized that he had a new purpose in life? And what if he took this new purpose to do his god's damned best to keep his little princess and everyone else safe and alive on this island that seemed determined to kill them all?
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Technoblade is Tallulah's parent AU with a lot of fluff and a big what if where I throw THEE anarchist bourgeois pig in a monarch's outfit at the Federation and watch what happens.Series
- Part 1 of Throw a Pig(lin) at It
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Too young to keep on fighting (too hurt to keep on going) by Cuttime
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
11 Feb 2025
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Tommy is, in one word, an idiot. Techno is there to pick up the pieces.
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Superheroes Techno and Tommy seem to have made a little family together.