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SUNFLOWER by Ria_Writes_Stuff
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Marvel Cinematic Universe
05 Nov 2025
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Of all the people in the world who should be the next Spiderman, Ranboo does *not* think it should be him.
A chronically ill, partially blind and generally feeble foster kid, passed around the system like the world's worst pass the parcel (the prize between layers is a new diagnosis) , he's the last person who should be swinging around New York, delivering justice to the masses. Literally anyone would be better!
But the universe has decided otherwise, and he finds himself under the tutelage of the first Spiderman, who appeared on the streets more than fifteen years ago, and who turns out to be a grumpy, awkward English major with bright pink hair, a husband who he swears isn't for tax benefits (they're a QPR, okay? that counts as a legitimate reason), and an inability to let this scrawny ass kid work all this out by himself.
Add some bench trio hijinks, Techno batting away a handful of meddling Avengers, and an alarming number of guns being gifted to NYs newest vigilante, what could go wrong?
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Ranboo hides his unstable foster life behind a mask and a stream, juggling sudden moves, silence, and secrets—while trying to keep his online world from seeing him fall apart.
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“R⏃nb⍜⍜.” a staticy voice from the corner whispered. Techno whipped his head up from his book and looked at the Enderman.
“Did you just…what?” Techno furrowed his brow and stared at the teenager.
“R⏃nbo⍜.” This time the Enderman raised his head and stared at Techno, almost like a challenge.
“...Is that, like, a type of food you want? ‘Cause we don’t have it. Come to think of it, I didn’t even think you could talk.” Techno raised an eyebrow and sighed.or, Techno sees a feral Ranboo and proceeds to attempt rehabilitation
Just to preface, Techno at no point is being cruel. It seems a bit like it in the beginning but he is just trying his best.
finished part two, however, it is discontinued.NOW RE-EDITED BECAUSE I WROTE IT A WHILE AGO AND IT WAS LOW-KEY REALLY BAD
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Life was a horrible blur nowadays, compiled with the simple tasks of wake up, eat, get taken to the medbay, thrown back into his cell afterwards, given one more meal then sleep. Only for the day to repeat itself tomorrow over and over again like a clock.
Ranboo didn’t understand what was so fascinating about him. They poked and prodded like he was a space anomaly. Scars littering his body like he was the stars the aliens ship sailed across in. Nothing ever changes.
That is until two new aliens are thrown into his room and with them, the idea that maybe he could have a life beyond the cage he learned to accept. That is if they don’t eat him first.
Or: Ranboo has been held captive and experimented on by aliens for a long time now. He gets a new chance at life when Tubbo and Tommy get kidnapped by the same aliens, starting the butterfly effect to freedom.
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- Part 4 of 🥐2024🍞
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I Promise You This (I'll ALways Look Out For You) by Luminous_skittles
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
22 Jun 2025
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The point is, Phil was busy. And Ranboo thought this to be his chance to prove himself to the two. Prove his worth. That he can be of use. Can defend them and himself if necessary. He totally wasn't worried that a rogue surviving bandit followed them home or anything! That's just stupid!
So, now here they are, Techno's axe resting against their thigh, staring at the front door with intense eyes. Lazor-focused, if you will.
Nothing's getting past that door.
Unless they want an axe in their throat.
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Or, the aftermath of a rough encounter. Not to worry though! Phil's there for his arctic family!
OR or (what am I, a seal?!), author is just really starved of boreal trio content so decided to do it themself :]
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Fae Prince Ranboo steals Techno, Tubbo is his accomplice. They all get something out of it.
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just filth
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It started with a call from Fundy, midway it changed to helping "Project Boo", and it ended with a group of Sirens having a new pup.
Puffy stood there with Fundy's arm swung over her shoulder as he slumped forward. Fundy kept a paw hand on his stomach. In the mist of broken, horridly mangled, bloodied, torn open bodies, stood what looked like a child but was over six feet tall. The tall child was holding a still beating human heart; the child looked at them with pure innocence and fear in it's eyes before taking a bite. The blood sprayed out of the organ as their fangs crunched down on it. Puffy only could watch in horror as the kid ripped into it like a donut. The child upon seeing the horror on her face held out the remaining bits of the heart with a tilt of its head. "Sorry, did you want some? I can get you a fresher heart if you want one."
Or Ranboo is a traumatized cannibal who gets adopted and turned into a Siren.
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- Part 1 of Blood for the Blood Prince
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A car appeared from over a hill. Minivan. One of those pale blue ones. It pulled up beside him. He got nervous for a minute, but it wasn’t the kidnappers. It was some concerned looking lady. Ah, he was probably a sight to see, bruised and barefoot and still soaking wet. She rolled down the window closest to him. “You all right, sweetie?” she asked in a caring mom voice. “Do you need help?”
Oh. That was nice. “Um, thank you, yes, I need to get home, please.” And then, by way of clarification, he added, “I, uh, died. I think?”
The smile melted off her face. “What, you’re one of those dead things? Ew, no! Get out of here, graven!” she snarled, waving her hands as if to banish him. She didn’t even bother to roll up the window, just hit the gas and sped away into the trees, and he was left there, wondering in bewilderment what a graven was.
Or: instead of his long-awaited camping trip, Technoblade finds himself driving halfway across the US to bring some poor kid home. The kid's a little odd; he doesn’t seem to grasp simple things about how the world works. Techno wants to ask if the kid was born yesterday or something, but he’s starting to wonder if that might actually be the case.
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- Part 6 of Apocalyptic Tales
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A night of going out to dinner with some friends quickly turns to running for his life as Techno is left in charge of a mysterious package left on his front porch. As he waits for the proper authority’s to come Techno is forced to look after soemthing he would rather just get rid of. Too bad abandoning babies is illegal and morally wrong.
Or: Someone leaves a baby on Techno’s doorstep.
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- Part 9 of 🥐2024🍞
- Part 20 of ✒️Ah Yes, Prompts🖋
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Let's Try This (Again) by Serendipity_Z
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Frozen (Disney Movies)
14 Aug 2024
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Ranboo just wanted to enjoy today, the only day he'd been looking forward to since he was twelve. That all kinda blows when his sister, who hasn't seen the sunlight in thirteen years, sorta...kills someone.
Also, why didn't anybody tell him that she has voodoo ice powers?!
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- Part 1 of Here We Go Again
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Technoblade makes fun of Philza too much for adopting almost every adult he sees. This is hypocritical.
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- Part 1 of vampire aus
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A Golden Cage Is Still A Cage, Isn't It? by Crow_in_the_mist
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
06 Aug 2024
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Techno was once human, but that was before the gods cursed him.
Now he was a cursed one like many others... and his duty was to protect his island and his people from the dangers outside.He knew that the gods had put a price on his head, but he never expected that they would use a cursed man to do it.
Until today, when he was cornered on the ground by a cursed man with blond hair and poisonous eyes.Series
- Part 1 of Golden Cage AU
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“Uh, Techno?”
“I let them in.” Technoblade called back as he shut the door. “Surprise, we have a fourth kid now.” He added as he locked the door, turning and following the sounds and stepping into the living room. Tommy seemed interested in the new kid, Philza seemed perplexed, though he was quickly growing attached.
Technoblade could already see that Tubbo was, having already plastered himself to the new kids side. Purpled seemed unamused as Tommy immediately started up a conversation with the new kid.
“Is this what you felt when I brought Tommy and Purpled home?” Philza asked, alarmed confusion in his eyes.
“Pretty much.”
“I am so sorry.”
“No you’re not.” There was a snort of laughter from somewhere. Techno didn’t care to look to see who had made it. For now, he just wanted to take a nap. It was nearly exhausting living in the tundra for him… and for Purpled, but Purpled had some connection with Tommy that negated his instinct for hibernation.
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- Part 1 of Fic Fight '24
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In a world where hybrids of any kind were discriminated and killed, a powerful and eternal character rises from the adversity and puts an end to the dynasty that had tortured his kind for generations.
He is titled "The Blood God," "Emperor" and after winning the revolution, an era of peace rises from the ashes of a broken kingdom. His real identity or past is a mystery to all but that doesn't stop the empire to be loyal to its ruler.
Years pass and The Emperor takes in an Enderman Hybrid as his own, The Artic Prince who is tired of his father only being remembered as the one who ended all misery and the great battles he had won.
Ranboo writes their story.
"Technoblade's and Ranboo's story."To Alexander “Technoblade”
For his voice to be heard by thousands and his legacy to live on for million years.
Thank you for everything and may you Rest in Power.Series
- Part 2 of MCYT Ongoing
- Part 3 of MCYT Wips, works and future stories.
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Technoblade is an enderman, just trying to get some trading done before his potato plant wilts, and he gets a kid out of the whole ordeal
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Peer Pressure Duo go brrr
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- Part 7 of Teeth's DSMP Fanfiction
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The first time Techno saw him his heart sank.
His eyes had widened at seeing the baby that had been so small in the handlers rough hands, the man had practically tossed the baby into his "room"
Techno looked up at his handlers in confusion, "why…" he didn't argue back ever, so he hoped that his handler didn't think he was now.
"You are to train him, champion. We need another champion to even out the betting odds. We can't always rely on the little blade now can we?"
He looks down at the sleeping child, unwrapping some of the cloth to reveal a small hand, he sits on his small cot, feeling all the breath in his lungs escape in a forceful exhale.
He let's the child lay on his lap, one hand reaching under his pillow for the dagger he had stolen when his handler wasn't looking.
It would be mercy.
He raises the knife, and stops. The baby's eyes had opened, one pupil red, one green.
The baby gurgled happily, grabbing his free hand in his own tiny one.
He couldn't do this.
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A Wilting Allium in a Garden of Colorful Roses by Ghostly_Angel
Fandoms: DreamSMP, DSMP - Fandom
06 Jan 2024
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Ranboo lived in one of the poorest districts in L'manburg in a apartment in which is owned by a strange group
So what happens when Ranboo gets a job at Sleepy Boi's inc.? What happens when five villains Take instrest in the poor boy? Well you gotta find out
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Dark Sbi try's to adopt Ranboo but Ranboo has a better plan(C! Characters not CC!)
(And swearing will be very apparent, so will my lack of spelling English isn’t my first language and this has been pre written so anything y'all say won't be used against you..maybe) -
there are certain things you ask of me (and there are certain things i lack) by SalixWrites
Fandoms: Dream SMP
06 Dec 2023
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Philza and Technoblade, kings of their small kingdom, are rumored to be bloodthirsty killers.
Ranboo knows this isn't true, having been raised by them. Trying to convince Tubbo of that, however, might prove to be a little difficult. And where did the goat hybrid come from, anyway?
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Ranboo is alone. Their mothers are dead and everyone else is dead, too. And now there are people in their house. And those people are alive, not zombies, and that might be even worse.
When Phil and Techno find a kid, all on their own in the middle of the apocalypse, they decide to take them with them.Or:
Phil and Techno adopt Ranboo during a zombie apocalypse. Ranboo did not agree to this.Series
- Part 2 of DSMP fics part 2
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"oh dear, I've upset you" by Angrylnxy
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Origins SMP
05 Jun 2023
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He felt the uncomfortable feeling of being watched so he glanced over at the emperor. He only had a few ideas as to why he was staring at him. One he recognised that ranboo had weapons one could only have if they were the emperor’s army at some point. Two, he was taking note of the troop number on his shoulder along with his personalized number. Or three he recognized him from the few times they had been on the battlefield together, but that wasn’t likely since they hadn't spoken once together. He was only one of many children the emperor had to look at and send to their deaths.
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Ranboo makes a weird face as he also pulls out some stickered covered envelopes, most with sloppy handwriting with the castle's address and their troop number then each one had a personal number. Ranboo was pleasantly surprised to find one with his number written in much more elegant writing; it was still shaky as if the person writing it was crunched for time. Ranboo glanced at the return address and smiled.
It was a school address, that was really cute. Ranboo tucks the letters away into his journal.
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Dear Micheal Benson Underscore,
I was not expecting a letter, but it was a welcomed surprise.