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    Techno's life had been good. Not great, but good enough. He and his brothers were living on a decently sized acreage, his work was alright with good pay and his brothers were the kind of annoying that made him want to strangle them some days and cuddle them other. That is until the Oblivion virus, a terrible fungal infection, hits his home. His baby brother gets the worst deal out of all of them.
    Five years later he is sent on a drop off mission with a too tall teenager that reminds him uncomfortably of his brother. Maybe he can learn to love again through this kid, maybe not.

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    aka a Last Of Us au where Techno acts as Joel, Ranboo is Ellie and we can hopefully reach a happy conclusion because I have not been able to get this idea out of my head for months.
    title from the song "Famous Last Words" by My Chemical Romance

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    “Uhm, hello? Are you alright, sir?”

    Techno’s head snaps up. What he sees is even more of a shock than the bodies littering the area around him.

    A kid. One that looked to be around eight years old, lanky in height and hunched over as his eyes scanned the scene in some sort of nervous-guilt. A notebook jutting out of the pocket of his trousers. A silver gun shaking in his hands.

    A literal child with a gun.

    A child who, Techno assumes, shot five people through their foreheads with pinpoint accuracy.

    A child who saved The Blood God.

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    In which Technoblade meets an 8-year-old Ranboo during the middle of the zombie apocalypse and owes him a favor.

    The favor? Find Ranboo’s best friend.

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    In a world of various superpowers and superheroes, Ranboo Beloved is a telepath.
     
    Telepathy— the ability to tap into others minds and to be able to communicate with them through their thoughts. A mental power that doesn’t rely on reading the facial expressions and body language of the person, a telepath can just— read their mind. Hear their thoughts as if they were their own.

     

    Overall, an invasion of privacy.

     

    Ranboo is one of few in possession of this power. It’s not as fun as you may think.

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    A comfort fic including both Telepath!Ranboo and Dadnoblade :]]]

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    Of all the people in the world who should be the next Spiderman, Ranboo does *not* think it should be him.

    A chronically ill, partially blind and generally feeble foster kid, passed around the system like the world's worst pass the parcel (the prize between layers is a new diagnosis) , he's the last person who should be swinging around New York, delivering justice to the masses. Literally anyone would be better!

    But the universe has decided otherwise, and he finds himself under the tutelage of the first Spiderman, who appeared on the streets more than fifteen years ago, and who turns out to be a grumpy, awkward English major with bright pink hair, a husband who he swears isn't for tax benefits (they're a QPR, okay? that counts as a legitimate reason), and an inability to let this scrawny ass kid work all this out by himself.

    Add some bench trio hijinks, Techno batting away a handful of meddling Avengers, and an alarming number of guns being gifted to NYs newest vigilante, what could go wrong?
    A lot, is the answer

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    Dream is not a man who takes things lightly. When the Sleepy Boi Coven took a part of his land, he knew one day he’d take it back, no matter the cost. Leaving a fledgling for dead in L’manburg was supposed to be a statement, a warning for what was to come when he was stronger- more powerful. A worthy opponent. It was not supposed to be an act of war.

    Or// Technoblade basically adopts a half turned fledgling that Dream left for dead as a warning to stray vampires. This is what that entails.

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    Life was a horrible blur nowadays, compiled with the simple tasks of wake up, eat, get taken to the medbay, thrown back into his cell afterwards, given one more meal then sleep. Only for the day to repeat itself tomorrow over and over again like a clock.

    Ranboo didn’t understand what was so fascinating about him. They poked and prodded like he was a space anomaly. Scars littering his body like he was the stars the aliens ship sailed across in. Nothing ever changes.

    That is until two new aliens are thrown into his room and with them, the idea that maybe he could have a life beyond the cage he learned to accept. That is if they don’t eat him first.

    Or: Ranboo has been held captive and experimented on by aliens for a long time now. He gets a new chance at life when Tubbo and Tommy get kidnapped by the same aliens, starting the butterfly effect to freedom.

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    There's a subgenre in the Bible known as apocalyptic literature because it's about the end of the world. It's not all doom and gloom like you might think, though! These stories are always written during a time when its audience is going through some sort of persecution or suffering, and the point is to offer hope in times of trial. The end of the world isn't supposed to be the destruction of all things good. It's supposed to be the coming of justice for the wronged—yet there is also a place reserved for mercy. This is the hope I have when I face trials, and it's the hope I work to capture in these stories.

    So here's my collection of weird apocalyptic tales. Not all of them are literally about the apocalypse, but they all fit my theme.

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    Formality
    /fôrˈmalədē/(noun)
    the rigid observance of rules of convention or etiquette.

    Ranboo had hardly ever been seen without his suit on. No one ever questions it; that is, until a series of traumatic events leads to the dark truth finally being revealed.

    Or: in an attempt to escape his past, Ranboo comes to the dream SMP, hoping that he can start anew. But he soon finds that not everything is as it seems...and the past may come back to haunt him yet again.

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    Ranboo just wanted to enjoy today, the only day he'd been looking forward to since he was twelve. That all kinda blows when his sister, who hasn't seen the sunlight in thirteen years, sorta...kills someone.

    Also, why didn't anybody tell him that she has voodoo ice powers?!

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    A series of fics featuring Ranboo as an autistic and anxiety riddled teen who slowly gets adopted by SBI. Fics may not always be in chronological order, but I will put in the notes where it takes place if this happens to be the case.

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    Phil has decided to take a new wayward teen under his wings. Much to Techno's dismay he can't help but grow fond of the young boy as well. In fact the more he gets to know the boy the more Ranboo reminds him of himself. Almost scarily so at some points.

    The more he thinks about it the more things seems to add up. Things Techno does not, will not, let fall into place, no matter how much his father tries to tell him otherwise. So what the kid sounds and acts so much like him? So what the kid turns to him every time he needs help, always excited to join Techno on his next journey? So what Ranboo hears voices just like him? So what the voices chant "Blood for the Blood Prince?" So what he just so happens to be the exact same age Techno's son would be if he wasn't...

    It's fine, everything's fine. It doesn't matter. None of it matters cause Techno's just gonna do what he does best and keep ignoring it. But as time goes along even ignorance can't hide the inevitable.

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    One hundred years ago, after a coup organized by her own people, Empress Kristin fell under a curse of eternal sleep. Her lover, a young adventurer with dark, raven wings, was arrested with the accusation of having manipulated and corrupted the Empress and sentenced to a life frozen in time, never to be freed again.

    A century has passed, and the Antarctic Empire lies on the brink of collapse. As war approaches, three stubborn brothers chase after a fairytale, determined to save their home from burning to the ground.

    The wheels of fate are turning. And deep inside the heart of a mountain, an angel lies in wait.

    [Loosely inspired by Eclipsa’s storyline in SVSTFOE]

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    Ranboo hides his unstable foster life behind a mask and a stream, juggling sudden moves, silence, and secrets—while trying to keep his online world from seeing him fall apart.

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    In which Dream is a preschool teacher, Techno is a tired single parent, and they're brought together by Techno's 5-year-old son, Ranboo.

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    In an instant, the kid was moving, snatching a crossbow off of the nearest body, lifting it, and firing.

    Technoblade caught the bolt just inches from his face.

    For a moment, the kid just stared at him, his chest rising and falling in silent panic.

    “It’s okay,” Technoblade said, raising his bloodstained hands. “I’m not gonna hurt you.”

    The kid tried to scramble back, but he staggered halfway through his movement. His face was a mess of blood; Technoblade wasn’t sure how much of it belonged to him. “Don’t come any closer!”

    “Hey,” Technoblade said, lowering himself to one knee in what he hoped was a disarming move. “It’s okay, kid. Just calm down.”

    “How—” The kid coughed, his bloodstained hand rising to clutch at his chest. “Who—”

    “My name is Technoblade.” He kept his voice even and his tone calm. “I’m not gonna hurt you.”

    The kid’s eyes darted to the bodies. “You killed them.”

    Slowly, with his every movement projected, Technoblade shouldered his axe. “Yep.”

    Or, Technoblade picks up a child in the wastelands of the apocalypse. He and Ranboo have got a long journey ahead of them, but it's not one they have to make alone.

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    Ranboo grew up in an orphanage centre. It was pain to know that his previous foster parent had to send him back because he couldn't handle it.

    Dream finds out about it and decides to adopt him. They did chaos together with the Dream Team. But Ranboo gets captured by the heroes. Does he have time to explain himself?

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    All he remembered was following a small shuttle belonging to a bounty he had accepted a few weeks ago. Things had been looking good, he was just about to engage when suddenly everything went downhill. His radars went haywire, all kinds of warnings coming to life on his console, beeping and screeching while he tried to understand what was happening. After that, all he remembered was his ship shaking, him being flung against one of the metallic walls, and then he was falling, faster and faster, pain, a scream and then nothing.
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    Techno crashes on an abandoned planet and ends up leaving with a kid.

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    Now most people that saw their current state would probably say that Ranboo was stupid, but they would disagree. They were actually quite smart. Well, that's what Techno always told them. And Techno was fairly smart himself so he would know. Probably. Well, he’s done some dumb things. Like trying to give Steve a bath. That wasn’t very smart. But that’s besides the point. The point is-

    He was stuck in the stairs.

    No, not on the stairs. IN the stairs.

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    Or; Technodad and Ranson modern au because them <3

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