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Tommyinnit's Guide To Surviving A Exile by ACow_NamedHenry
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
06 Oct 2025
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Tommy helped this nation, practically made it. He fought for its independence and the freedom.
So, why was he being exiled by the people he trusted and fought for? It didn't hurt, but it did feel like a knife had been skewered into him when his best friend made the final choice to have him go.
----or, Tommy has just been exiled and now has to live the story of a failed hero, thrown away and left alone to rot
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This was meant to be the happiest day of his life... so why was he feeling so sick at the thought of marrying this woman? She was absolutely lovely and Techno was enamored by her beauty. He had never thought a day in his life he'd find love, but was he really about to throw this away? He couldn't call off the wedding *now*! Eleanor would be beyond pissed and everyone would have to go home. No, not after all the money they'd spent.
Techno couldn't help getting cold feet, though. He felt like this was a total mistake. Had he surpressed all doubt about their relationship until this very moment? Certainly so with how it felt like the dam holding back the water in his mind was cracking and breaking down, ready to smother him in destruction.
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Technoblade gets pressured into a toxic marriage and eventually leaves it, going on to raise a son he never knew he wanted. Let's hope nobody tries to bring him out of retirement... again.
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Always at His Side, Never in His Sight by CookieNomNomCrunch
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Origins SMP, Flower Fall (Philza Hardcore World)
28 Sep 2025
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Sometimes, prince Tommy wished he could disappear. He couldn’t stand the way people looked at him, like they could only see a political pawn to gain control over Flower Fall, a symbol of avian dominance in their mixed-origin country, a nubile prize to marry into nobility, a boy.
But once Techno gave him an invisibility potion, Tommy could vanish at any time! No one could look at him wrong if they couldn’t see him, right? Suddenly, Tommy didn’t have a care in the world…aside from the implication his brother wanted him to disappear.
For adopted crown prince Techno, all he wanted was to be seen. As a useful propaganda prop, sure, but the flashier a target he made, the safer Tommy would be. Nothing more than a decoy prince to draw the assassins away from the real royal family. For as much as they loved each other, Techno knew his family wanted him to disappear. And if the many assassins didn’t manage to take him out, his parents would ensure it themselves.
But that was fine. Techno would sacrifice his life for Tommy, the phantom of his protection to forever remain always at his side, never in his sight.
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each soulmate shares the other's pain but the world is full of violence, something that techno knows well, and it always seemed like a design flaw to him, allowing him to go through life believing that perhaps he didn't have a soulmate. he never wanted one, anyway.
but all that changes when one day, he feels his soulmate dying. and then the pain starts.
now techno must figure out who his soulmate is and save them from their torment.
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Technoblade tries not to think about Before. But he doesn't need to, he and Tommy have a good life in a small town where nothing ever happens. Nothing, that is, until Tommy is taken by creatures that don't look human, and according to Tubbo, aren't human at all.
Turns out aliens are real. What a surprise.
Now Technoblade has to go into space aboard a ship crewed by (who could guess it) more aliens to try and rescue his little brother.
But he can't leave his memories behind on Earth, and the life he used to have will catch up to him sooner or later.(if you've read this before, you should probably read it again because I've changed some Important Things)
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- Part 3 of Eskellion's SBI fics
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Ok so I am still adding chapters i know it says complete but its not its a wip I'm gonna add more chapters soon
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come give that shelter back, and change your fate with mine by antimony_medusa for euryydice
Fandoms: Origins SMP
09 Aug 2025
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Techno glanced at his ticket to verify the numbers, and then back up at the flight status board. Yes, his flight was still at gate B32, and the board still showed it as delayed, boarding now. Which was really interesting, because he’d just been at the gate and there was so far from being staff there that the display screens were showing screen savers. There was also a visible lack of vehicle. He’d never been in a terrestrial airport before, but he was at least 90% sure that a flight taking off needed an airplane there, at least. The rabbit hybrid checked his ticket once more, glanced at the board, and then blinked as an update washed through it. About half the flights on the board changed to cancelled, and the rest delayed hours into the future. There was a groan from the crowd around him.
That would answer that, he guessed.
“That’s just fuckin’ perfect,” a voice said. Techno glanced to his side, where an elytrian with a cane and dark wings tucked behind him was grinning ruefully up at the board.
OR: Techno and Phil are trapped in an aiport.
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- Part 63 of Gift Exchange Works
- Part 14 of Battleship Works
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was he truly angry? After the years of on and off disappearances why now would it bother him, why now could he not remember it all. What had happened that his mind so cruelly would deny him the knowledge. Was it worth knowing? He did not forget often but when he did it was to spare himself the grief. Was it grief? Had he done something to him?
He needed to find him to remember what happened to know he was not truly the monster everyone thought he was.
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A Heart Softened Towards You—Or, Close Enough by floristkills for Mikes_on_prometheus
Fandoms: SMPEarth, Dream SMP
03 Aug 2025
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The Antine and Arctic Empires have stood as long and strong as any other kingdom worth their weight in gold. Just as they always have been, they are ruled by the preordained royals. The near unlimited power of those on the throne. Technoblade, as the crown price of the Arctic Empire, knows those facts intimately. And he was quite looking forwards to the prospect of it as his father's health declined.
Until his father suddenly removed his status as the heir in favor of his uncle. And then immediately died. It makes the funeral quite the dreary event for Techno, to say the least.
Luckily, his compatriot, and arguable only friend, King Philza is there to offer him some perspective. And perhaps a path back to power, if in a unconventional and possibly fraud-filled way. If it's necessary to regain his crown, then Techno will say "I do."
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The fake marriage au where Techno schemes his way into power, Phil gets to keep his secret girlfriend, and no one falls in love. Unless you count the love of friendship! And indescribable violence.
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Somewhere in the middle of this shitty war, a masked lunatic had broken into his apartment.
Techno stared at aforementioned lunatic, frowning with his arms crossed. Definitely a lunatic, because no one else was likely to break into the house of a current top war hero and decide they wanted a nap. In his bed.
Dream ends up desperate, and alone. So, naturally, he goes to the enemy's top soldier.
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Techno trusts one person more than anyone else in the world. When he needs help to get a sexual heat cycle over with quickly, he trusts Phil to help him out. Phil can help without making it weird. Or so he thinks.
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- Part 4 of Angst fics
- Part 5 of Kinktober stories I wrote
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Technoblade has been Philza's favorite streamer ever since the haunted house vlogger broke into his coffin and murdered him. Sure the vampire initially only watched so he could hunt Techno down and viciously torture him. But he found something far, far greater than revenge: his new fledgling.
Time to make this parasocial relationship paranormal!
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Techno always knew that his secret "rebellion" would come to an end eventually. That being his true self could never coexist with the life that he was born into. But he managed to ignore it and grab any piece of freedom to be himself for as long as he could manage.
Until a partnership was struck between the Blade and Craft mafia families. And then it only made sense for Techno's hand to be used to seal the deal, no matter his opinion on it.
Meanwhile, Phil has never been close with his older brother, Dante. Or to his more advantageous position in the family. All the things that Kristin tells him about Dante's new spouse only adds to distaste. And accelerates his plans to change some things around here...
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you say you're no good (but you're good to me) by im_always_stressed for CatInTheVoid
Fandoms: Dream SMP
05 Jul 2025
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It was rarely good when Phil got called into the overseer’s office, but it was usually fewer people to handle, at least. Easier to have to please his owner and the man’s guests than to be passed around the guardhouse again, or to be used as entertainment for whatever group of miners had pleased their bosses best this week. If he navigated things carefully and was lucky, sometimes after he had done his job he got fed tidbits of fancy food—dishes made with spices, or vegetables that hadn’t been cooked to an indistinguishable pulp, or real meat—or got to sit on a cushion in a corner. When he limped into the room, it was with what passed for hope, nowadays, glowing in Phil’s chest.
There was a piglin hybrid there, a tall and muscled man with an enchanted greataxe on his back. He had scars that spoke of a life of violence across his face, and his hands on his weapons were large and blunt. He looked angry already.
“—we don’t have the funds to pay you this week,” the overseer was saying, tone unconcerned. “But we’ve come up with an alternative. The bird’s market value is worth about what we owed you, so we’ll just give it to you and call it even.”
OR: Phil is given to a new owner. He doesn't expect it to go well.
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- Part 9 of Battleship
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i know that boys like you, they don't come with guarentees by Anonymous
Fandoms: Dream SMP, QSMP | Quackity SMP, its like a qsmp/dsmp hybrid with elements of both, Mad Men, Sort of - Fandom, fifty shades of grey sort of
21 Jun 2025
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"How would you like to... get rid of Schlatt?" Wilbur asked tentatively, the words slipping out before he had a chance to think them through.
"God, I wish," Quackity said, his voice filled with bitterness. "But I can't. Not legally, anyway."
Wilbur leaned in, his voice dropping to a whisper. "What if there was another way?"wilbur is down bad for his sexy depressed boss ruh roh. how could it go wrong? how could it ever lead to non-legal persecution of quackity's ex?
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i work from nine to five, hey, hell, i pay the price by Ria_Writes_Stuff
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
30 May 2025
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Look- Techno hadn't meant to get into this line of work.
He'd been planning to go into editing, or at the very least something book related, once he'd finished his English degree: the research job with the Magnus Institute was supposed to be temporary, something a friend had hooked him up with, to finance the ridiculously overpriced cost of living in London until he could get a better job.
He'd finished his degree two and a half years ago, now, and still hadn't quite gotten around to applying for any of the local publishing houses.
Ah well - at least taking the offer of Head Archivist would come with a pay rise, right? What was the worst that could happen?
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Techno goes to work for OSHA's worst nightmare, AKA The Magnus Archives AU
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A Sabre Through Your Heart by Darlingtea2_a
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
21 Apr 2025
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And just like that his suspicions got confirmed. Dream was unconcentrated, his attacks not as well thought out as usual and some even hesitant. It was easy for Technoblade to place a quick hit on his arm, earning himself another point.
With any other opponent it would have annoyed him. He hated when people didn’t take fights against him seriously, he was always on the lookout for a new challenge and when people weren’t able to fulfill his expectations it annoyed him. With Dream however the sight worried more than anything.
It was so out of character.
or during a fencing practice Techno realizes that Dream has something else on his mind
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Techno really tried to go out of his way not to get attached to the people he fought.
But Dream turning up injured might be his exception.
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Phil was sweaty, hungry, and tired. It had been a frantic ten days since his landlord informed him by letter that a new pair of tenants was going to be moving in, 11am on the 1st, so could Phil be out by then, please. At first he hadn’t believed that was allowed. It had taken until he was sitting in front of the student at the university legal aid clinic, being told that because he didn’t have a cosigner, technically he’d never fulfilled the requirements of the lease. She’d shuffled papers and informed him that his landlord was being very gracious to give him that much time, and he’d then realized that his useless appeal had wasted two days of that time, leaving even less for the apartment search. He’d been calling in sick to make it to apartment viewings, and he’d been up for most of the last few nights stuffing his possessions into boxes.
OR: In a world where everyone has a soulmate, Phil doesn't.
Day Three: Soulmates
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- Part 3 of Techno + Phil Week
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How to Take Care of an Enderman: 101 by HiddenKingdom
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
07 Mar 2025
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The piglin brandished his sword and cut down the first few mobs in front. The horde didn’t even look his way. He managed to get through a good few before some noticed his presence and lunged. They quickly fell beneath his hooves. Now that Techno was closer, he could see what the mobs were congregating around. Dodging past spider legs, arrows, and heavy-footed zombies was a little black-and-white blur, and when it tripped over its tiny feet, Techno got a good look at what it was.
A baby.
And a baby enderman at that, judging by the inky black skin and faint particles floating around it.
Or; Techno aquires a child. hee hoo