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That fucking cunt.
Nikki.
Snarky and rude. Thinks everything is about her.
She ought to be taught a lesson.
Pushing the thought aside, Wil nudged the door open and walked out. The bath water was rushing in the bathroom and the urge to scoff rose. She was the reason he got beat, and now she was covered in the warm embrace of a bath. -
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The sound of a door slamming and heavy footsteps breaks Technoblade out of his dissociative state of planning breakouts, instead perking his ears up to the sounds slowly coming toward their cell.
“Phil,” he murmurs, kicking his hoof out lightly to nudge his friend. Phil had fallen asleep at some point after the last visit, body lying crumpled on the floor, wings a messy heap on top of him. Phil shudders as Techno’s hoof taps him gently on the shoulder, and he pushes himself up, the chains keeping his hands attached to the wall clinking together.
“Yeah, mate?” Phil asks, voice hoarse from sleep and their time here. Techno was really not looking forward to what was coming.
“Sounds like we’re gettin’ company,” he says, tail flicking anxiously behind him. He shoots his eyes toward their cell door, Phil’s eyes following as he tenses to listen. He gives Techno a grim smile.
“Great. I'm lookin’ forward to more bullshit,” he replies as the door opens. They both turn to look at their captor, Techno raising an unimpressed brow while Philza bares his teeth, still bloody.
Antarctic emperors Philza and Technoblade have a bad time.
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5 Times Phil Comes When Techno Calls + 1 Time He Doesn’t by Golden_Raven2006
Fandoms: Dream SMP, SMPEarth
09 Apr 2026
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5 Times Phil Comes When Techno Calls + 1 Time He Doesn’t: From their first meeting on an icy mountain, to the inevitable fall of their mighty empire.
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He’s plummeting into the endless cavern below, not unlike Phil had done earlier except he doesn’t have wings with which to catch himself–Oh, right. Phil.
“Phil!” He yells, hearing his own voice echo back at him.
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If I was easy to kill, you would have done it already by CatInTheVoid for im_always_stressed
Fandoms: SMPEarth, QSMP | Quackity SMP
09 Apr 2026
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"Did I ever tell you what happened to my leg?"
"Only that you fell down the stairs." Chayanne started to list. "And Steve tried to play tug-of-war with it. And you got ran over by a particularly heavy tricycle—
"Yeah, yeah, okay. Did I ever tell you the actual story?"
Chayanne looked unsure. To be fair, Techno had told him plenty of stories. It had been the only way he knew how to bond with the kid he suddenly had to take care of on his own.
He did eventually shake his head.
"I wanted to wait for your dad to tell you. It's a bit unfair that he can't tell you his side." Knowing Phil, he would have tried to avoid it anyway. "But since he decided to take the long way round, I guess it falls on me."
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- Part 2 of Battleship 2026–Tide
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Over the course of SMPEarth, Techno learns what being the Champion of a deity really entails.
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- Part 24 of battleship 2026
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It's only you, and Techno, in the fortress tonight. Phil — Emperor Phil and you still can't believe that— has gone to test a few new weapons of mass destruction in an enemy faction. Pete claimed he had to go oversee a new trading deal in New Ursus, but you're sure that was just his excuse so he would go get piss drunk with some friends. You don't know where the Techno has gone —did he fall into the snow again? — so it's only you now, alone.
And something is deeply wrong.
A choose your own adventure about Calvin and what lies inside the Antarctic Fortress. -
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Techno and Calvin should have really made sure to find out what type of weapon Newfoundland had been creating, before they went and crashed into the island.
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it couldn't wash the echoes out by dustfromspace for im_always_stressed
Fandoms: SMPEarth
27 Mar 2026
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At some point, in the quiet after the empire, Techno pours his heart out into a tape, before forgetting it in Phil's attic. A few decades later, Phil finds it in the middle of spring cleaning.
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- Part 20 of battleship 2026
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Technoblade and Philza as they would be in Dungeon Meshi!
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- Part 8 of Sparrow's Artwork
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While on his way to his doom, Techno meets a man at an airport
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Three AWOL mecha pilots are put on trial for the crime of the century — and it isn't even for stealing the mechs.
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The invisibility potion clung to him like cold oil, heavy and suffocating. It always felt worse near Tommy, like the magic itself knew where it didn’t belong.
He hovered just far enough away that the potion wouldn’t falter.The orange caught his attention immediately. He stared at the wings, at the color chosen with such care, and something inside him fractured quietly.
Luke’s voice drifted up. “If he’s alive, you know this won’t fix anything.”
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Tommy betrays Deo for the sake of the faction.
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Phil is a general surrendered as a war prize to the crown prince of the Empire, Technoblade. Technoblade enjoys his new prize.
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Phil doesn’t get a soulmark until his 30th birthday.
No one really thinks much of it when he doesn’t get one on his 18th birthday. Plenty of people are a year or two older than their soulmates, after all. The looks don’t start until he’s 25, and the whispers start pretty soon after that.
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a brief and incomplete history of how not to run a forum thread by dustfromspace for haemalhart
Fandoms: SMPEarth
14 Mar 2026
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I'm not sure the date is right.
Chat seems to be convinced that it is, but the days are different here. I'm not sure they even have months, anymore. They do have years, apparently, but their new year was a little while ago. The cleric told me it was, at least. I've only been in this village for a week, just long enough to repair my armor and help clear out a spider infestation in one of the local caves. Nothing too big.
or: in which there are two different time systems, far too much questionable poetry, a lot of rambling about the nether, and also nut cakes.
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- Part 6 of battleship 2026
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Untitled Goose (and Snail) Game by harris_parris for TimeToCommitCrimes
Fandoms: SMPEarth
11 Mar 2026
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Techno has it good honestly. The goose isn't too bad, all he needs to do is feed it seeds and let it push him around and life is alright.
Phil, on the other hand, is fighting for his life trying not to die any more times to the stupid pink snail.
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- Part 3 of Harris's MCYT Battleship 2026
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Three universes where Technoblade yelled “Philza WATCH OUT” and one where he didn’t have to.
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It starts with a voicemail.
Well, Techno would argue that it started a couple days before that, when the world started ending, but if he means waiting for a train, it started that afternoon, when he'd been finishing packing the few things he actually needs into a backpack. On account of the apocalypse being his fault, sort of.
or: there are probably worse reasons to be kind of running away, right?
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- Part 1 of battleship 2026
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Anyone going to protect that egg?
Trick question! It's Philza's now!
Technoblade has come to expect it from dragon boi. (Totally not because Piglin do the same.)
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- Part 23 of ZomPig Main List
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The White Sun by mtchkvsk
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Earth SMP - Fandom, Video Blogging RPF
19 Feb 2026
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kinda older work of mine on the Antarctic Empire, because i fucking love those two pals and also i do love writing everyday life nd routine
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