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Prompt: never enough, forced retirement, ‘How dull it is to pause, to make an end, to rust unburnished’
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- Part 6 of Whumptober 2025
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Tommy a hacker who torments the heroes and the syndicate by leaking things, and has side jobs for money, broke and living with his two roommates, he has a huge target on his back. You would think it would be the hero's but maybe its more important to mention villains.
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Tommyinnit scams the wrong person of information and fucks up.
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Lol Traumas
-Very True and accurate, literally pinpointed the fic in a singly point
Racoon tom steal
-LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!! THATS IS THE ENDING TADA
SLAYYYYYY!!!!
-Please don't make me cry
HECK YEAH: Update this future me with memory problems
-Thank you, and I relate I just reread all my book marks
They put mayo on my sandwich again :(
I don't like mayo on my sandwich:(
Omfg I opened the sandwich more and it's like a mountain of mayo whyy
I'm crying stop putting mayo on my damn sandwiches >:(
-I am so confused but love the energy.
Oh author whereabout mayhaps art thou?
-My brain can't because I might cry.
HELP I managed to watch the same movie 3 times while reading this (kill me pls).
Please for the love of life please go do something healthy -
Golden Crowns Can Still Be Pyrite by Unikrinstall for Mind_Boi
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
16 Aug 2025
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“I don’t give a fuck about stealing.” Tommy shrugged. “I don’t care if I get arrested.”
It wasn’t entirely true. Tommy didn’t want to get arrested and he didn’t want to be trapped in a jail cell for the foreseeable future. However, aside from getting arrested, he didn’t care about stealing. His morals did not give a fuck about robbing people.
“Well, I care, okay?” Techno pointed out. “I have a deal for you, if you willing to hear me out.”
Tommy narrowed his eyes. This didn’t sound especially good. “What’s the deal?”
“I’ll buy you a meal every day if you don’t continue robbin’ people.” Techno proposed. “You’d just have to meet me outside this restaurant, around lunch time. That’s all.”
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Tommy is a street kid, surviving off stealing from other people. One day, he decides to rob the wrong person, Techno, who instead of getting angry at catching Tommy stealing, offers him a deal.
Slowly, the two of them become friends, and even family. Although, Tommy does make the incorrect assumption that Techno is royalty. When in fact, he’s just rich.
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- Part 44 of Worlds
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Tommy grew up kept with his guardian, Dream, kept away from from hybrids. One day he gets sick and everything changes.
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Somewhere in the middle of this shitty war, a masked lunatic had broken into his apartment.
Techno stared at aforementioned lunatic, frowning with his arms crossed. Definitely a lunatic, because no one else was likely to break into the house of a current top war hero and decide they wanted a nap. In his bed.
Dream ends up desperate, and alone. So, naturally, he goes to the enemy's top soldier.
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"Punz."
Punz ender-pearled into the room and walked up beside Dream. "Got something for me?"
"I'm paying you fifty thousand dollars to be my informant. Keep an eye on everyone for whispers of who could've shot Philza. Extra twenty-five thousand to keep it quiet."
"Good as done."In the tentative peace after the wars on the Dream SMP, an assassination plot unfolds and allies are gathered to guard against the looming threat.
You have to put your trust in SOMEONE.
Technoblade is NOT letting Philza die again.- Language:
- English
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- Kudos:
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Technoblade faces a decision: they execute him again, or he agrees to be shipped off to some king he doesn't know as an unwilling spouse. He'd prefer the former, but they haven't been able to kill him, so he's going to have to survive this marriage until he gains an ally. He just didn't expect the ally to be his new husband.
In which Techno accidentally becomes fast friends with the person he was supposed to dislike.
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Ranboo is a newly trained Guardian Angel, and in order to keep this position, he must successfully save the first human he's sent to, lest he be dismissed from the role. But the assignment he's given turns out to be far more challenging than he expected, and it won't be Techno Blade who ends up changing himself...
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- Part 1 of 2025 MCYT Kinkmeme Fills
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Technoblade has journeyed for months through the Overworld, supporting revolutions across the lands to overthrow their evil tyrants. But, when he comes across a small-scale uprising in the distant lands of the Dream SMP, his life is changed. For better or worse, who could say?
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“Wilburs like a potato.” Tommy said as he looked at his brother.
“I don't think you meant to make that sound funny but it does.”
“Whatever, but he's resilient, you know?” Tommy replied as Techno nodded along.
“Yeah, you're right.”
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I don't support Wilbur.
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Sleepy Bois Incorporated [SBI] (ON HIATUS) by Crescent_Moss, mossybee_exe for mossybee_exe
Fandoms: Dream SMP
19 Oct 2024
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Characters not content creators!
“Uh, Symph?” Tommy called. Wilbur put his glasses back on and turned to him. “Tech- uh, the Blade and Crow aren’t moving anymore.” Wilbur glanced at him in disbelief but checked the screens and sure enough - they were frozen in their spot.
Suddenly, there was a noise, a loud thud. At first, Wilbur was relieved to hear anything… until he realized it hadn’t come through the com.---
The four of them, known only as Sleepy Bois Incorporated, have nailed every contract they've received so far. Quick and (if necessary) silent execution within the blink of an eye, but this one is different.
This time, they've messed up and corpsec is coming for them.
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SBI bounty hunters + syndicate = chaos and lots of crime
I wrote this after seeing a cyberpunk SBI bounty hunter fanart and thinking 'I wanna read that as a fic,' enjoy. -
pretty little things (wilt away) by clementine_emeralds
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
16 Oct 2024
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The first time Wilbur braided Techno's hair was when they were meager ages of five and nine.
His brother had been much smaller than he remembers, and without a single uttered word of refusal, he let Wilbur braid his hair. Wilbur had tucked a lily behind his ear then—one that was the colour of the creeping dawn, and the scent of early morning dew on the humid bark of the tree they'd built a tiny fort on.
And never, not even once did he think that that would become a tradition between him and his brother.
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Three times Wilbur braided Techno's hair, and one time he did it for the last time.
Technotober (Clem's Version) prompt #31: 'Braids & Flowers'
Angstober prompt #17: "Shhh..."
with twinsduo!Series
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you don't say you love me (so i'll do the same) by seasonaldepressionclub for LyraLikesToDraw
Fandoms: Dream SMP
08 Sep 2024
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He could only watch as the bullet shot out. He shut his eyes, waiting for the pain.
It never came.
He blinked his eyes open, shocked to find his sights obscured by a broad-shouldered back. A flowing red cape, frazzled pink hair, heavy metal armor, and a broadsword. The figure turned around. His mysterious savior had a mask on; a creepy boar skull attached to his face by leather straps.
“Who--?” Tommy couldn’t even finish the thought before the very sword that saved his life descended down on him in an arc. Tommy jerked away, only to find that he didn’t even need to. It had been aimed for the man holding him.
“You’re better than this, Theseus,” the masked man chided in a gruff, familiar voice. One he thought would’ve been foreign by now. “You never should’ve let him grab you like that.”
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or, Tommy and Techno are sworn brothers constantly at odds with each other. But only because they care so much. Not that they would say anything.
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rising from the rubble by clementine_emeralds for ThatWeirdGuyInTheBushes
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
06 Sep 2024
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They are fixing it all. Nail to wood, broken heart to broken heart. They know they are doomed. Dawn would come again, and once more, these cherished statues and edifices would be blown up. Yet, why do they still try?
It should have stayed blown up. L’Manburg should have stayed blown up and dead and bygone and part of the past.
But its leaders are foolish, if not determined. They haven't learned their lesson and never will.
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Techno watches as the country he had destroyed gets rebuilt by its citizens.
Prompt: Citizen au centered around the rebuilding efforts during New L'Manburg (outsider's perspective)
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- Part 120 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 76 of MCYT Fic Fight 2024!
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“Leave him alone,” Phil was snarling, “stop, fucking stop, let me think for a second– get out of my fucking head, just wait, let me think!”
That was a savage tone, a facing off with the enemy tone, but the most Technoblade could muster in response was a bile-black, oily shudder, sticky with horror and scraps of adrenaline. Generally the aftermath of a major action was shakiness, so that wasn’t weird, but this was different somehow. He had his eyes closed. He was lying on the floor like a rookie who’d given up, and he couldn’t even muster determination at that because existence wasn’t real and neither was he–
Stop. Recalibrate. Philza was yelling at something above his head, and Techno was facedown on a stone floor, cold enough to sting the tiny amount of skin that touched it. The floor was adorned with symbols he didn’t recognize, an octangula with fluid wavering edges and more lines that hurt to look at, but he could simply decide to look away, so he did that.
Score one for Technoblade. If reality stopped making sense, that was reality’s problem.
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- Part 62 of dream smp fic my beloved
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In the history of the Essempi (formerly called L'Manburg), there have been thirteen people who have or have tried to assassinate the President.
They are not "crazy", they are not aliens, they are people who have, through circumstances of their life, turned to commit a grave act, and would pay the ultimate price.
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The musical Assassins but with Dream SMP characters.
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Tommy thought he could trust the people closest to him, but his brother teaches him otherwise. And it's a painful process.
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A angsty royalty oneshot that took way longer to write than I thought it would.
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Day 17 of Febuwhump: Hostage Situation
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- Part 15 of Febuwhump 2024
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'Well shit'
Philza had never considered himself a very easy to catch individual. But here he was forced to kneel in front of some fucking rich asshole, his wings bound akin to his hands."Are you sure this is him?"
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Before Ranboo was ever a hero, Phil and Techno promised they would die together.
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- Part 1 of Playing in Medusa's Sandbox
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The Simons Family was in a very large debt to a known mafia called Sleepy Boys Inc. Since the loans couldn’t be payed off in time the mafia members resorted to murder, orphaning Tommy since a young age. What will happen then?
CHARACTERS ONLY NOT CHARACTER CREATORS
Antis dni
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