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1. I fell in love with you when I heard your laugh by CapAmarav

   Fandoms: Dream SMP  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   25 Jul 2025

   Tags

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   • Technoblade & Phil Watson | Philza
   • Technoblade/Phil Watson | Philza
   • Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Phil Watson | Philza
   • Married Technoblade and Phil Watson | Philza
   • Avian Phil Watson | Philza
   • Porn with Feelings
   • Porn With Plot
   • Alternate Universe - Royalty
   • Trans Male Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF)
   • that's kind of important but only to the porn probably
   • Inventory Mechanics (Minecraft)
   • Technoblade-centric (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Friendship Emeralds (Dream SMP)
   • Technoblade & Phil Watson | Philza-centric
   • Good Sex
   • after they practice the first time
   • Technoblade and Phil Watson | Philza Live Together
   • Anarchist Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF)
   • except his husband is a king and he likes his husband
   • so he bullies the council instead
   • Philza helps Techno bully the council
   • Technoblade's Dry Humor
   • Technoblade's HEH?!
   • Technoblade forgets he's important
   • "Why do we need guards lol"
   • Technoblade intimidates everyone but Philza for the lolz
   • Technoblade is an Overthinker
   • Philza is Shorter Than Technoblade
   • Technoblade Can Pick Up Philza
   • Techno and Philza Banter
   • Mentioned Technoblade's Chat (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Trans Men Can Be Tall and Muscular
   • Pink-Haired Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Totem of Undying (Minecraft)
   • totem of undying is only important later
   • Techno's appearance is vaguely inspired by SAD-ist animatics bc yes

   Summary

   Technoblade faces a decision: they execute him again, or he agrees to be shipped off to some king he doesn't know as an unwilling spouse. He'd prefer the former, but they haven't been able to kill him, so he's going to have to survive this marriage until he gains an ally. He just didn't expect the ally to be his new husband.

   In which Techno accidentally becomes fast friends with the person he was supposed to dislike.
   It's just a bonus that they're already married.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   4,876

   Chapters:

   1/?

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