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You can still play a violin if its body is broken.
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You can't if its strings are cut."Hey, hey, don't cry! It's okay, I'll help you!" He panicked a little, trying to calm the boy down.
"R-Really?" The kid looked at him with such hope in those big, blue eyes that Technoblade almost immediately wanted to melt from tenderness.
He hummed, nodding. "Really really. I swear on my hair." Technoblade demonstratively put his hand over his heart. The boy giggled, covering his mouth with his small hands. "I'm Technoblade. What's your name, Big Man?"
"I'm Tommy!" Tommy's voice was shaking a little less now. "Your hair is funny."
Technoblade snorted. "Oh, please. My hair is perfect."
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Dark!SBI(+Kristin) AU where they are rich people, what he don't actually know, and Techno is just some guy. He helps Tommy when he gets lost, and you won't believe his shock when he finds out that his family turns out to be his new neighbors. They get along quickly. The Crafts are really sweet people!
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They really don't like losing their things.Series
- Part 3 of Technoblade-centric for the soul
- Part 1 of Rich Bastards
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Technoblade faces a decision: they execute him again, or he agrees to be shipped off to some king he doesn't know as an unwilling spouse. He'd prefer the former, but they haven't been able to kill him, so he's going to have to survive this marriage until he gains an ally. He just didn't expect the ally to be his new husband.
In which Techno accidentally becomes fast friends with the person he was supposed to dislike.
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There is a dense fog in his mind, that doesn't allow him to remember anything, just his name and other small details. Technoblade.
He knows that he is a warrior, that this is not his dimension and that an indefinite time ago he had departed to carry out a mission that had been commissioned to him. None of that explains why he is in a dark cave, with a baby on his lap.
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"Although, maybe you're right and it's not worth it, I..." The guy didn't have time to finish, as Tommy jumped out of the corner.
"What!? No! You're not going anywhere, bitch!" He snorted, crossing his arms over his chest, his tail swaying tensely from side to side.
The demon didn't understand for a moment why they were so shocked, before realizing that, fuck, he walked in front of them, and he was a demon, and he revealed himself, idiot.
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A demon boy tries to drive out an annoying tenant from his apartment, but fails and accidentally becomes attached to him.
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- Part 2 of Technoblade-centric for the soul
- Part 1 of DSMP one shots
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Technoblade makes fun of Philza too much for adopting almost every adult he sees. This is hypocritical.
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- Part 1 of vampire aus
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Techno moves into a haunted house because rent is so cheap he can afford it with his spotty minimum wage jobs and medical expenses. He's extremely determined to stay in this house.
This tenant might be worse than the last one, Dream thinks. Dream ends up being more correct than he likes.
[Discontinued because I feel weird about the subject/premise/execution of this concept]Series
- Part 2 of ghost dream au
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I kicked that child in self defence, your honour by InsignificantArtist
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
09 Aug 2024
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Technoblade and Tommy get into a SUPER SERIOUS!! legal battle about Technoblade kicking Tommy off of a rooftop. What will be the outcome?! Only one way to find out!
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- Part 1 of superhero/supervillains dsmp au crack
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Technoblade in Undertale let's gooo by InsignificantArtist
Fandoms: Undertale (Video Game), Dream SMP
09 Aug 2024
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Technoblade falls into the Undertale underground. This goes about as well as one might expect.
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Original Title: putting characters into undertale (+aus)
Original Summary:
In Undertale and other AUs, Frisk or Chara is generally the one to fall into the underground. Since that's an abundant occurrence, I made the decision to remove the usual fallen humans from their place in the reset cycle and put characters from other fandoms in their place! How will this go? Who knows! It depends on the character (and AU)!(Requests Open :))
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- Part 1 of cross-fandom crossovers
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Know that insensitive attention is easier to experience from a distance. by Mirawwqx
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
09 Jun 2024
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There was a boy named Technoblade. He lived quietly, in the Avian family, being a human. However, this boy was treated poorly. They didn't love him, didn't play with him, didn't pay attention to him. Sometimes they forgot he existed.
Then the boy decided to run away. And he ran away. Found a loving family consisting of a tired guy and a hyperactive girl. And then he lived happily.
What a pity that the past came back for him. Just like the people from it.
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- Part 1 of Technoblade-centric for the soul
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A collection of things to celebrate Technoblade's 25th birthday!
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Chapter 1: Story/Fic
Chapter 2: Me (Author) Talking
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Tommy has been through multiple foster houses but none are as strange as this one. They use weird words to describe feelings and don't look at him like he's a broken object.
And even worse, they care for him. People are finally figuring him out. Now he's forced to deal with massive changes and his traumatic past as he works to get better for his new family.Or a sbi foster au where everyone helps one another creating a found family. It is full of way too much angst, a sprinkle of fluff, and literal life or death experiences because I like making the characters suffer.
OR OR just a whole bunch of found family tehe🤭
Side note: There are other things going on that don't revolve around TL! Tommy btw.
I won't lie to you, the beginning chapters are imperfect because it was the first time I ever wrote a fic but I SWEAR it gets better as you go on. Just trust the process.
Also, almost all of the curses have a * in them. Sorry if that's annoying but it just makes me more comfortable with writing. (Future me here, those are gone in some chapters now:D)EVERY PERSON IN THIS FIC IS INSPIRED BY THE DSMP CHARACTERS NOT THE CCS!!!
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Do Not Summon Tommy at 3 am! (Not clickbait, gone wrong, cops called!) by GipsyJr
Fandoms: Dream SMP
03 Feb 2024
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The Sequel to The Magic of two AM. the comments demanded more 2 am Tommyinnit chaos and my soul was more than happy to provide. Highly recommend reading it first to get double the funny.
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“Why not.”“Because I don’t want to.”
Tommy crossed his arms and looked over to Charlie.
“Charlie, roll for persuasion.”
Charlie winked, pulled out a dice, and rolled it on the table.
“20.” perks of having friends above. When you lose all rational thoughts in the dead of night, somebody's making sure you don't get your ass murdered.
“Ah, fuck.” Schlatt groaned. “Fine, I’ll buy you one.”
or: Tommy back at it messing around with villains at the dead of night, all rational thought gone and with one goal. YOLO.
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- Part 2 of TommyInnit's Nightlife
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Tommy and his family go out one night to a quiet grassy hill as everyone else does, theres supposed to be a meteor shower!! Yay!! .... nevermind. Not yay-
Something happens to tommy after a meteor crashes near him and some injury.
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Don't Let This Darkness Fool You (All Lights Turned Off Can Be Turned On) by valiant_orange
Fandoms: DSMP - Fandom, Video Blogging RPF, sbi - Fandom, mcyt, Minecraft (Video Game)
12 Nov 2023
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"You have reached the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline, also servicing the Veterans service line. If you are in emotional distress or suicidal crisis or are concerned about someone who might be, we're here to help. Please remain on the line while we route your call to the nearest crisis center in our network."
The call cut to music, and Tommy stopped breathing for exactly 45 seconds until the call reconnected to someone. (He only knew that because he counted every damn second, determined to focus on something, anything else.)
"Hello?"
Tommy flopped backwards onto his bed, cringing at the desperation in his own voice, "hi... I uhh... fuck. I don't know how to do this."
The line went quiet, and Tommy blinked. Did he get disconnected? He wasn't even mad if he did, because, in all honesty, that would be really fucking funny considering the circumstances. Like, not funny at all, really. But also just absolutely hilarious. Especially considering-
"Tommy? Is that you?"
Or, Tommy, at a loss of what to do, calls the suicide hotline. What he didn't know was that his older brother Wilbur would be on the other side of the line.
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Pink Hair = Rare Human by AnnaRaeBanana for Anarchy_and_Piglins
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
01 Jun 2023
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"His focus has been entirely taken up by the long, matted pink hair falling into the human’s eyes.
Ranboo stares at it, and his thought process goes like this:
Pink sheep are rare sheep. Their wool is naturally pink. Niki dyes her hair pink; the roots showing. This human’s hair is full-on pink. It’s naturally pink. Again, pink sheep are rare sheep. Wool. Hair. Rare.
Conclusion? This pink-haired human is a rare human.
And Ranboo collects rare things."
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Ender Dragon hybrid Ranboo accidentally gets captured and meets pink-haired Technoblade the human and, upon having a few realizations, decides that this human is now his and part of his hoard. This is how he gets the human back home to his cave.
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WARNING: THE FOLLOWING SCENES CONTAIN HUMOR AND HURT/COMFORT.
READER DISCRETION IS ADVISED.
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- Part 13 of DSMP Oneshots/Mini Stories
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" Let's go home. " by BlueIsTheColdestColor
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
23 May 2023
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Going all the way back to Pogtopia days.
Technoblade's come to take Wilbur home.
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Anybody written/mentioned is respectfully the Characters not the CC's.
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The Silhouette of a Deer in the Glow of Car Headlights by tomseus (orphan_account) for archfeykoi, allieae
Fandoms: Dream SMP
22 May 2023
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"You don't have to have to hide if you want a haircut. You can ask." Wilbur said from the entrance of his room behind Technoblade.
Technoblade froze, a deer in the headlights, and Philza turned with a soft smile—the sleek pair of salon scissors in his hand.
"Did you want a haircut, Techno?"
And like a deer, Technoblade headed towards the woods (the metal screen door slammed shut like the blast of a bullet that meant Technoblade's end.)
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Ok but at least try to pick a side! by orphan_account
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
10 May 2023
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Tommy, who barely has any friends(except Clay, Tubbo and Ranboo), is tired of being a superhero, because oh god the rules are strict. He’s not the only one who thinks that.
The rules of this world were simple.
The cops reported the crimes to the heroes
The heroes stopped the crimes that were actually harmful to the citizens(and not the others for some reasons)
The villains were against that and fought the heroes.Series
- Part 2 of Fics about block men????
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hello, this is a fanfic of both charaters and content creators of the Dsmp/Dream SMP,
in the fictional universe where the !cc: TommyInnit, Wilbur Soot, Technoblade, Philza and Kristin are an actual family, i agree with the term "found family" to represent their relationship.also, sorry for mistakes in the writing of this, english is not my first language;
hope you like it cause i had a lot of fun writing and imagining it, i do have ideas for the next chapter.
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this is the first story i publish so don't be too mean and freely give me advice and let me know what you think, in the comments; if you'd like a 2nd chapter.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 376
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
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Did No One Hear The Distant Thunder? by alastair_has_stairs
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
12 Mar 2023
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Tapping at his window pulls Wilbur's attention from the book he was reading.
He looks up, and feels fear squeeze at his heart when he sees just how dark the clouds, that are fast approaching, are. He picks up his phone, unlocking it and scrolling frantically to his weather app.
Severe Weather Warning.
Wilbur drops his phone, uncaring as it clatters to the ground harshly, and sprints out of his room. He slams into the opposite wall, pushing off it and racing down the stairs. There's one thought on his mind, and only one.
Tommy.
Or; Cat (shifter) Tommy gets caught in a storm, Wilbur panics.
Title from Respite on the Spitalfields by Ghost.
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- Part 46 of Dadbur brainrot
- Part 10 of Cat shifter crimeboys