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Technoblade has journeyed for months through the Overworld, supporting revolutions across the lands to overthrow their evil tyrants. But, when he comes across a small-scale uprising in the distant lands of the Dream SMP, his life is changed. For better or worse, who could say?
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The Shadow.
Any sailor worth their salt knew the tale of the mysterious ship who sailed the seas without a Captain or crew, laden with gold and treasures beyond anyone's imagination. Legends surrounded her that parents would tell their children before they laid down to sleep, many tried to claim her helm but no soul would return from such a journey. Tips and knowledge were traded across weathered planks of wood in taverns overrun with rough seamen drunk on cheap beer, all aspiring to be the one to own the wild vessel. Mystery and intrigue followed in her wake, a symbol of freedom and temptation that several wished to tame as a way to make a name for themselves but none so far had been successful.
In Techno’s many travels he heard whispers and rumours of this vessel, the tiniest part of him did clamber for a chance to be the one who claimed the glory. His honour demanded he repay Phil with his life anyways, after saving his own he must fulfill the debt somehow. Adventure ruled his heart and he couldn’t help the whimsical excitement that flooded his gut being given the chance to attach his name to the mythical Shadow.
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- Part 20 of Technoblade-Centric Stories
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An attempt by Tommy to get Techno to agree to join the crew leads to an important conversation.
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- Part 19 of Thirty OneShots In Thirty Days 2024
- Part 2 of The Best Pirate Captain Ever!
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Technoblade has been drifting at sea for a while, after getting thrown off his last ship due to a small disagreement.
He's pulled out by a very strange crew of a very strange ship.Series
- Part 16 of Thirty OneShots In Thirty Days 2024
- Part 1 of The Best Pirate Captain Ever!
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The Kings' Pet by Fancy_Mouse
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
21 Jul 2024
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'Majestic, extravagant, and known for being as deadly as they are beautiful, if he wanted anything more-so he’d have to pull a creature directly from a childs' storybook. From the pitch-black wings that sprout from the mans' back and the claws that imbed themselves deep into the earth to keep him grounded, to the bruises of varying colors that litter delicate skin only being covered by the torn and dirty pieces of clothing still managing to cling to his body. I’d know it when I see it.'
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- Part 4 of Other Techza fics
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Technoblade has fought in battles since he was a child, becoming a force to be reckoned with, a man to fear. He earned many titles as he fought, War Pig, Blood God, and even Dream Slayer. But no one knows his true name. He considers that to be necessary as it serves as a safety measure against the fae that roam the world. Many fae would kill to get their hands on a human like Technoblade and he firmly defends his name because of that. However, after accidentally getting involved with fae, they seem to be adamant about not losing him, for whatever reason. Then, suddenly everything Technoblade has carefully constructed to protect himself is trembling in the face of these creatures and their whims.
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Mark Of The Pit by smhstar
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
17 Dec 2023
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Blood pooled near Tommy’s feet as he glanced at the body in front of him. It wasn’t a different routine. He’d seen it before. But it felt..
Different.
Maybe it was the way the man’s eyes still stayed trained to Tommy’s face.
Maybe it was the way the man twitched.
Maybe it was because the man wasn’t dead.
Maybe it was because Tommy failed his job.
[DISCONTINUED, CHECK CH 3 FOR INFO]
Or; Tommy is a mercenary who has been being forced to kill for all 13 years of his life. After being injured, he gets assigned the syndicate to help him for a mission. They don’t like his boss very much…
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The best heroes were Avians of course what else would they be. There the rarest hybrid out there and the strongest.
Techno couldn't care about that he knew there lies but he Is forced to work there but not nothing to get close to them just do he could watch him like dream said.
Techno was a very new Avian and he will hide that from them for as long as he can.
With expectations of course he isn't a mercenary for nothing is he? -
I’m not sure If the Stuff I Want is Even Worth the Price it Costs by XylstGlitch for Deshamay
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
15 Jul 2023
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Phil brought a fucking human to their ship. A fucking human from Terra. One of the most violent and mysterious species by every universe’s standards. The human looks so tiny in Techno’s paws, dwarfing itself in the Lepus-Piglin hybrid’s figure. When Wilbur spotted puffy golden strands of fur sprouting out of the human’s head, he knew precisely why Technoblade was the one who brought it here. Piglins were infamous for their undying love for anything gold-colored after all, he didn’t blame him, even though Technoblade was technically still half Piglin.
Judging by the human’s small body size, Wilbur hypothesized that it was still just a hatchling, Terrans couldn’t be this small, right? The small thing seemed to be about 1.7 space acres tall in estimation, but he couldn’t tell since the being was in Techno’s arms.
His elytran instincts screamed bloody murder when the hybrid set the human on a padding, yelling that harm might come to his flock and that he should get rid of this unknown variable as quickly as he could.
But Wilbur trusts Phil’s judgment in bringing the human to their ship, temporarily, at least.
(Or, space AU where SBI picks up a human, and someone isn't very happy about their decision.)
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It had not mattered that he was merely eight years old when they sat him upon a throne nearly twice his size and deemed him their new King.
What had mattered in the end was that the young King had led his nation to utter ruin, had stood by and watched as his citizens pounded bloody fists against the stone walls of his castle with pleas for salvation that he could not bring them.
Tommy hadn't expected to open his eyes after feeling the pointed tip of a blade pierce through his chest, bringing an end to the reign of a tyrant. Had accepted his fate the moment the leader of the rebellion entered through those towering wooden doors with the sole purpose of killing a King that had failed his people.
Yet Tommy finds himself waking on the day they placed a jeweled crown upon his head and deemed him their King at the mere age of eight, traveling six year into the past with a burning determination not to be used as a puppet once more. His first step though is winning over the heart of the man that he thought of as family, the very person who pushed a blade through his chest with tears stinging his eyes.
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When Quackity was in high school, he and the others always joked that their English teacher Mr. Bladesman was a retired killer.
Now, as Quackity comes under attack by a mercenary years later, he finds out that his old teacher wasn't retired after all.
Side fic taking place in the Heart Thief universe but can be read on its own!
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- Part 3 of Heart Thief
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closer to the night than ever by H1llside
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
03 Oct 2022
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As he started playing again, a flash of light outside caught the corner of his eye. But whatever it was didn't pull into the driveway, so Tommy ignored it, it probably just some other car passing by anyway.
Tommy bounced a bit on his feet in excitement. He really couldn't wait for Techno to get home.
Maybe a bit more practice while he waited would do him some good, Tommy nodded to himself.
He stretched his arms out a bit, rolling his wrists and shoulders before getting back into position-
Tommy's only warning was the sound of shattering glass and the ear-piercing screech of their house alarm before he was suddenly stumbling backwards where he stood.
OR: Techno's a mercenary for SBI and he's got a shit ton of enemies. So, of course said enemies would want to go after his very dumb, very stubborn, very unprotected younger brother.
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Technoblade, the Blood God, a well renowned mercenary assigned to sovereigns on the cusp of war. Blood of tyrants stained his hands, while monarchs turned their backs to him once they found use for him no longer.
It was for the people, he told himself, for those who don't have the strength to fight back. Even if it meant letting the crowned abuse his own strength.
Then came one assignment, by a king who did not seek the death of an enemy kingdom, no.
“The murder of the Angel of Death,” said the king, a sneer on his lips. “At your hands.”
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how to adopt your local hitman by TumblingBackpacks for molzy
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF
11 Aug 2022
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“I want to keep the cotton candy man!” Tommy declared, latching onto his arm like a feral animal. Techno debated the ethics of just drop-kicking the kid and bolting. “Dadza! Can we keep him?”
Bruh.
“Don’t worry,” Phil said in a voice that was probably meant to be reassuring, but definitely wasn’t. “He’ll let go.”
Tommy did not, in fact, let go.
“…eventually,” Phil added after a moment.
Bruhhhhh.
While trying to find information on his newest target, a mysterious villainous figure that’s been sighted in Essempi, Techno saves a father and his young son from a mugging.
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- Part 11 of various ‘verses
- Part 1 of hitman 'verse
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Techno is a mercenary, hired to kill the retired warrior Crowfather, or Phil Craft.
Problem is, Techno has no training and is a literal child.
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Old Friends, Like Old Swords, Still Are Trusted Best[On Hiatus] by Whooo_Even_Kn0ws
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
10 Jun 2022
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Title from John Webster
He just needed to get to Phil, then he could figure this mess out.
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- Part 5 of Concepts without Conviction
- Part 3 of In the update bucket - not abandoned
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"Hey, Tommy, sorry for still not returning, sunshine. It's hectic around here-""Phil," He keeps his tone low and steady. Flat and emotionless.
Philza shuts up immediately.
Tommy thinks his family is running away from him after they're an hour late for his Tommy Bonding Time™
His response?
Track them down, tie them up, and make sure they'll never leave him again with the help of his mafia organization.
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Thus Always To Tyrants by Anonymous
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Dream SMP - Roleplay, Minecraft (Video Game)
13 Feb 2022
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Technoblade is used to travelling alone. People don't like him and he doesn't like them. Unfortunately, the secretive King Philza of the Antarctic Empire has other ideas when he hires him to protect his son.
Technoblade has to handle an energetic Prince, a strange King and a stablehand who seems to know more than he's letting on all the while finding and stopping the traitor before it's too late.
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Technoblade is a hybrid mercenary King Philza hires to protect his son, Tommy, after hearing rumours of a spy inside the castle walls looking to take down the Antarctic Empire's heir.
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- Part 6 of MCYT Fics
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When Tommy feels cold fingers grasp his chin, he swallows thickly. The motion pushes against the captain’s grip, and Tommy's body goes completely tense with fear as his gaze is directed up, up, up.
The man grins, low and amused, and something coils in Tommy’s stomach. “I’m willing to make a deal, little stowaway,” he promises, his voice dipping low. “I won’t hurt you.” There’s awful honesty in the words. Tommy thinks it might be worse than a lie.
TommyInnit, heir to Manburg's throne, stumbles his way onto the fastest ship on the seven seas and into the good graces of an infamous pirate. The adventures that follow are nobody's fault but his own.