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if someone tells me one more time, “enjoy your youth” I’m gonna cry by peachiestpersonaround for Blubber_Nugget238
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
26 Nov 2025
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“Exactly. I’m good. I don’t need to know how to kick ass because I won’t get caught.”
Wilbur gives him a pointed look.
“Fine, maybe you caught me,” Tommy snarks. “But before that, it had been years since anyone else had.”
“Most people aren’t mafia bosses,” Wilbur rolls his eyes. “They’re just as skilled as I am, as much as I hate to say it. Quackity especially. He’ll notice; he’s good with sleight of hand.”
“I’m sure you’ve had some experience with that,” jabs Tommy, and a tennis shoe comes flying at his face. “Hey! Friendly fire!”
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or, a sequel to “‘cause who am I, if not exploited?” In which Tommy is a feral street cat and Wilbur doesn’t want to deal with him anymore but he did offer to pay him, so.
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- Part 10 of Peach’s Oneshots
- Part 2 of god, it’s brutal out here
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The duo approached the counter cautiously while looking around. Wilbur learned on the counter with curiosity. They never have people this rich come in; in all honesty, it's more often they see robbers than rich people. There have been four, including the two new rich people. The first two rich people were the worst Karens Wilbur had to deal with. Even worse, they always come during the morning shift, his shift!
Wilbur then put on his customer service voice as he spoke to the duo in front of him.
"Welcome to Puffy's Sweets and Treats! What can I get for you two today?"
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Wilbur is trying to run away from his family, and Dream is trying to run away from his hunters. Both men have people searching for them for malicious reasons. Neither of them want to be involved. Both are trying to improve themselves. So what do they do? They work as baristas at a coffee shop together!
Or, Wilbur and Dream don't want to do what the people around them do, and join together.
OR, OR, I just wanted a Madd Duo-centric fic.
( Also, all of these are MERELY the characters! I might be changing some up a little bit. Thus, they might not all be accurate. But, they are my personal interpretation. )
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“Well, well, well.” Shoes click on the floor, quiet and precise. “You know, when my men told me they’d spotted members of the Family in L’manberg, I laughed. I thought, surely Cassius couldn’t be that stupid.”
The voice is a man’s. He stays out of sight, but his shoes keep clicking on the floor as he presumably paces behind Wilbur.
“But here you are! Waltzed right into my arms with that mark out in the open. Not even trying to hide it!”
“Where’s my brother?” Wilbur demands.
“The other one? He’s alive, for now. I don’t plan to kill him, unless you give me unsatisfactory answers.”
Wilbur scoffs. “Yeah, he’ll probably ask you to, though.”ai-less whumptober day 30
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- Part 30 of ruby's whumptober 2025
- Part 3 of orange juice
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now i'm third in the line-up to your lord and your savior by rubys_ramblings
Fandoms: Dream SMP
23 Oct 2025
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Cassius laughs. A harsh, ugly sound that makes Techno’s skin crawl. “Why would I let you go when you can be so useful to me?” He leans closer, the stink of cigarette smoke on his breath. “And you can. Be useful to me. No one has ever broken into my compound before.”
“I’m sorry,” Techno whimpers. “I’m sorry, I just wanted my brother back, we’ll leave you alone-”
“Oh, don’t be like that, kid.” Cassius runs a rough, thick hand through his hair. Techno shudders under the touch. “You’ll come around. But first… well, I can’t go givin’ people the idea that it’s okay to break in, you know? So there will have to be consequences.”
“Please.” Techno nearly sobs- does, at the sight of the knife and the glowing-hot thing Cassius takes from someone behind him. “Please, please, don’t-”
“Don’t struggle, kid. It’ll be over soon.”ai-less whumptober day 23
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- Part 23 of ruby's whumptober 2025
- Part 1 of orange juice
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but it made you a stranger (it filled you with anger) by rubys_ramblings
Fandoms: Dream SMP
22 Oct 2025
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“So,” Techno says without turning around. “You finally caught up with me.”
“The boss doesn’t like deserters.”
Wilbur’s voice is easily recognizable- they’re twins, how could he not know him?- yet low, growling. Angry.
Techno stares straight ahead, into the darkness. The hair on the back of his neck stands up- having his back to the enemy goes against all his instincts. But this is not an enemy- this is Wilbur.
And Wilbur is going to kill him.
And maybe Techno is ready to die.ai-less whumptober day 22
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- Part 22 of ruby's whumptober 2025
- Part 2 of orange juice
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“What the—”
“Elm street, Paradise Burgers,” A voice snaps, his tone clipped. “Are you deaf? Get a move on!”
“This is not a fucking taxi, shithead! What are you—”
The next thing he knows, there’s a gun pointing towards him.
or, In which Tommy is an undocumented teenager trying to get by with his driving gig, until Wilbur Craft, one of the members of the Craft family, confuses him as his getaway driver.
or, how Tommy Innit becomes the mob's glorified Uber driver.
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If there was one rule in L’manburg, it was that no one stole from the syndicate.
…Well, that wasn’t quite true. No one stole from the syndicate and lived.
That’s why Dream was going to be the first.
He had done all the planning. He knew when their house was empty, knew where to step to avoid the cameras. He had mapped the whole plan out weeks in advance, and everything had gone perfectly.
He just hadn’t anticipated the kid.
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- Part 4 of You're safe here (you're mine now)
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Techno always knew that his secret "rebellion" would come to an end eventually. That being his true self could never coexist with the life that he was born into. But he managed to ignore it and grab any piece of freedom to be himself for as long as he could manage.
Until a partnership was struck between the Blade and Craft mafia families. And then it only made sense for Techno's hand to be used to seal the deal, no matter his opinion on it.
Meanwhile, Phil has never been close with his older brother, Dante. Or to his more advantageous position in the family. All the things that Kristin tells him about Dante's new spouse only adds to distaste. And accelerates his plans to change some things around here...
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Tommy had officially fucked up.
Royally, majestically, undoubtedly, indubiously, done for. Skadoosh. Dead. Forever gone.
That’s the only way to describe the situation he’d gotten himself into.
Alright, so it could have been worse. He could have broken his ankles when he just jumped over a trash can. Or tripped on the cat that fled from underneath his feet. Or slipped when he turned a corner. Or not managed to dodge that car as he darted across the road.
Or he could have pissed off a slightly more dangerous person.
Well…
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Or: Tommy, a street kid may have stolen a wallet from the wrong mafia prince, good thing he's just too cool to be caught. Too bad Wilbur's a persistent little shit with petty streak. Yeah, we all know how this goes, Wil and the rest of the family grow fond of the kid and then the plot thickens when Dream pops in and fucks it up. Featuring a traumatized gremlin and his gaggle of strangely important people and a city doomed from the start. -
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Tommy felt his stomach sink to the ground, his heart following suit. The Syndicate. Dream wanted him to spy on the Syndicate.
So, Dream actually wanted him dead. Well, he doubted it was personal. Dream wanted information, and chose some nobody trash kid to be the one to die for it. Or maybe someone, somewhere in the mob’s chain of command, actually thought that Tommy would be a good fit for the job. Raccoon hybrid, experience in sneaking around, he really was the man to do it.
That didn’t change the fact that he was going to die.
Tommy makes some unhappy discoveries about the state of the world, as seen from above
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Technoblade is the leader of an infamous mafia, but such a position puts the most important person to him in incredible danger: his younger brother Tommy. And Technoblade's rivals don't waste any opportunity to enact their revenge on him through whatever means possible. Even when those means are a kid.
- Day 25: Bound and Gagged
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- Part 5 of Febuwhump 2025
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The Barista who kidnapped me! (by accident) by By_Speaker
Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP, Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
18 Jun 2025
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Normally in all mafia stories, the mafioso is the one who kidnaps the barista, but this is no ordinary mafia story.
This is the story of Missa, a tired nursing student and barista, who ( by accident) kidnaps Philza, the leader of the mafia.💜Soul mate AU
💚PissaSeries
- Part 7 of Speaker's DeathDuo / Phissa works
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Tommy knew something was wrong when he woke up—just like he knew something was wrong with this family.
They were too strong.
Too possessive.
Too loving.(Too good to be true.)
So Tommy did what he does best. He ran.
Obviously, he got caught immediately.
Now he’s stuck dealing with these clingy bastards who apparently think he’s the perfect addition to their family. Tommy wastes no time telling them that’s not happening.
They don’t seem to be getting the message.
(And maybe... maybe Tommy’s tired of running.)
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- Part 4 of Random Prompt Generator
- Part 2 of You're safe here (you're mine now)
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Tommy wasn’t running away. He Wasn’t. He was just… taking a vacation.
Without telling anyone.
With all of his belongings.
With no plans to come back.
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“Oof–”Tommy glanced up as the man stumbled back a few steps. He grinned internally, feeling the wallet he had already slipped into his pocket. Jackpot.
“Oh my God, I am so sorry! I didn’t see you there! I’m so sorry, sir!”
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Runaway foster kid Tommy tries Pickpocketing Techno, who may or may not be one of the heads of the biggest Mafias in the city. It goes about as well as you might imagine.
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- Part 1 of Random Prompt Generator
- Part 1 of You're safe here (you're mine now)
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The Train got closer and closer to his hand, he can hardly hear the pounding thumbs of someone chasing after him, yelling for him to come back, but he ignored it, continued running and trying to reach out and grabbing the railing of the back of the train, his hand dirty, dirt under his nails, blood around his cuticles from where he normal would bite, scars showing as the wind blows back his long sleeve a bit
orrrr: tommy is running away from Dream and sees a train and thinks its a good idea to get on. little did he know the family he was stolen from is on that train.
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- Part 2 of Mafia au? whats new...
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His hands still shake at the reminder of what they'd done—of what he'd done.
I didn’t have a choice.
I didn’t have a choice.
I didn’t have a choice.
I didn’t, I really didn’t, Techno told himself.It was either that or die, there was nothing else I could do, he repeated, chanted it like a prayer.
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A Good PSA For Not Going Through Fucking Alleys At Night by Riverinnit (Carosbee)
Fandoms: Dream SMP
22 Oct 2024
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With the Dream Corp drones flying overhead, Tommy assumes it's safe to traverse the dangerous Logstedshire alleyways.
He's very wrong.
Luckily, Niki's able to very kindly teach him why he should never to that ever again.
Completely unrelated to the above, Tommy finds out he's immortal.
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- Part 21 of Whumptober 2024
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Three times
Three interactions was all it took for one kid to grab the attention of the Syndicate
That’s unusual, but it doesn’t really matter how it happened, it happened
And now the kid has their full attention
Whether he likes it or not
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Civilian Tommy does his usual stuff and accidentally attracts the attention of the Syndicate Mafia, the most wanted mafia in L’Manburg
Let the chaos (and adoption process) begin
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A Thieve's Treasure by MoonylaStarzena
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Sleepy Bois Inc, sbi - Fandom, Minecraft (Video Game)
30 Aug 2024
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Tommy wasn't dumb. He knew this was an impossible task, this would lead to his death. He was sure of it. Yet, he had no other choice. As an orphan taken by a thieves’ group, mostly for his stealth powers, he had no escape. The boy had tried, for sure, but there was nothing he could do.
It was decided, and he had no choice but to listen. He had to steal from the Emerald.
(i take requests (more info in my oneshot book), this isn't about the ccs, but the characters! comments and kudos greatly appreciated!!)
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- Part 21 of Moonyla's SBI Oneshots
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Tommy.. should’ve known not to trust Techno.
He did know that. His gut told him not to trust the pink-haired man the first time he stepped into the cafe.
But did he trust his gut?
Oh come on, you should know that by now.
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Or: Dark Bedrockbros (Mafia + Stalker)
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- Part 4 of fluff-filled angst
- Part 7 of i have a problem. (dark fics)
- Part 9 of happiness? whats that? [angst]