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Three times
Three interactions was all it took for one kid to grab the attention of the Syndicate
That’s unusual, but it doesn’t really matter how it happened, it happened
And now the kid has their full attention
Whether he likes it or not
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Civilian Tommy does his usual stuff and accidentally attracts the attention of the Syndicate Mafia, the most wanted mafia in L’Manburg
Let the chaos (and adoption process) begin
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“What the—”
“Elm street, Paradise Burgers,” A voice snaps, his tone clipped. “Are you deaf? Get a move on!”
“This is not a fucking taxi, shithead! What are you—”
The next thing he knows, there’s a gun pointing towards him.
or, In which Tommy is an undocumented teenager trying to get by with his driving gig, until Wilbur Craft, one of the members of the Craft family, confuses him as his getaway driver.
or, how Tommy Innit becomes the mob's glorified Uber driver.
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Chapter 6
10/03/25
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The duo approached the counter cautiously while looking around. Wilbur learned on the counter with curiosity. They never have people this rich come in; in all honesty, it's more often they see robbers than rich people. There have been four, including the two new rich people. The first two rich people were the worst Karens Wilbur had to deal with. Even worse, they always come during the morning shift, his shift!
Wilbur then put on his customer service voice as he spoke to the duo in front of him.
"Welcome to Puffy's Sweets and Treats! What can I get for you two today?"
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Wilbur is trying to run away from his family, and Dream is trying to run away from his hunters. Both men have people searching for them for malicious reasons. Neither of them want to be involved. Both are trying to improve themselves. So what do they do? They work as baristas at a coffee shop together!
Or, Wilbur and Dream don't want to do what the people around them do, and join together.
OR, OR, I just wanted a Madd Duo-centric fic.
( Also, all of these are MERELY the characters! I might be changing some up a little bit. Thus, they might not all be accurate. But, they are my personal interpretation. )
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“Well, well, well.” Shoes click on the floor, quiet and precise. “You know, when my men told me they’d spotted members of the Family in L’manberg, I laughed. I thought, surely Cassius couldn’t be that stupid.”
The voice is a man’s. He stays out of sight, but his shoes keep clicking on the floor as he presumably paces behind Wilbur.
“But here you are! Waltzed right into my arms with that mark out in the open. Not even trying to hide it!”
“Where’s my brother?” Wilbur demands.
“The other one? He’s alive, for now. I don’t plan to kill him, unless you give me unsatisfactory answers.”
Wilbur scoffs. “Yeah, he’ll probably ask you to, though.”ai-less whumptober day 30
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- Part 30 of ruby's whumptober 2025
- Part 3 of orange juice
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Techno always knew that his secret "rebellion" would come to an end eventually. That being his true self could never coexist with the life that he was born into. But he managed to ignore it and grab any piece of freedom to be himself for as long as he could manage.
Until a partnership was struck between the Blade and Craft mafia families. And then it only made sense for Techno's hand to be used to seal the deal, no matter his opinion on it.
Meanwhile, Phil has never been close with his older brother, Dante. Or to his more advantageous position in the family. All the things that Kristin tells him about Dante's new spouse only adds to distaste. And accelerates his plans to change some things around here...
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Need to continue chap 2
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god, it’s brutal out here by peachiestpersonaround
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
26 Nov 2025
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An au in which Wilbur is a rich mafia boss, and Tommy is a master pickpocketer who got offered a job. They don’t exactly get along.
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Wilbur bit at the rope binding his wrists more fervently. He wasn't a rat, fuck the goon who said that, but he was so fucking scared. He was trembling all over and he kept hissing at nothing. He wanted out.
Out of the dark room, out of the creepy mafia house, out of sight of the fucking Craft familia.
His teeth hurt but he kept gnawing at the rope. He had to get out, as quickly as possible.
The door suddenly opened and the room got drowned in light. Wilbur hissed and cowered more. His heart hammered and he squinted his eyes, nose to the ground, he was scared scared scared-
"None of that mate."
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Or: Mafia Sbi claims Wilbur into their family :D- Language:
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Tommy knew something was wrong when he woke up—just like he knew something was wrong with this family.
They were too strong.
Too possessive.
Too loving.(Too good to be true.)
So Tommy did what he does best. He ran.
Obviously, he got caught immediately.
Now he’s stuck dealing with these clingy bastards who apparently think he’s the perfect addition to their family. Tommy wastes no time telling them that’s not happening.
They don’t seem to be getting the message.
(And maybe... maybe Tommy’s tired of running.)
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- Part 4 of Random Prompt Generator
- Part 2 of You're safe here (you're mine now)
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Tommy wasn’t running away. He Wasn’t. He was just… taking a vacation.
Without telling anyone.
With all of his belongings.
With no plans to come back.
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“Oof–”Tommy glanced up as the man stumbled back a few steps. He grinned internally, feeling the wallet he had already slipped into his pocket. Jackpot.
“Oh my God, I am so sorry! I didn’t see you there! I’m so sorry, sir!”
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Runaway foster kid Tommy tries Pickpocketing Techno, who may or may not be one of the heads of the biggest Mafias in the city. It goes about as well as you might imagine.
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- Part 1 of Random Prompt Generator
- Part 1 of You're safe here (you're mine now)
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Tommy inhales sharply, chest heaving as he lifts his heavy face to meet the blurry outline of a man. And Tommy recognises him, because of course he would.
"I d-don't know what you're-"
Another sharp blow and Tommy is feeling saliva and blood dribble from the corner of his mouth. He works hard to maintain his glare.
"You've grown close"
Tommy didn't even answer. Was it true? He no longer considered them clients, so maybe this prick was right. But close? Tommy never got too close to his work...
The man reels back again and Tommy closes his eyes.
Or: Tommy is an undercover agent for the SBI, the most dangerous mafia in the state. When he gets captured, he can think only of them...
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If there was one rule in L’manburg, it was that no one stole from the syndicate.
…Well, that wasn’t quite true. No one stole from the syndicate and lived.
That’s why Dream was going to be the first.
He had done all the planning. He knew when their house was empty, knew where to step to avoid the cameras. He had mapped the whole plan out weeks in advance, and everything had gone perfectly.
He just hadn’t anticipated the kid.
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- Part 4 of You're safe here (you're mine now)
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Its in the Name (cause his name is Kraken) by ErissTheMean for Unlikely (ElbowAnarchy)
Fandoms: Dream SMP
22 Jan 2024
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The sneakiest and most discreet-test mers got the best jobs. And Tommy certainly was the cecaelia of the highest streams! Of course he got picked to do the sneaking around and scuttling about.
And Tommy, as the Biggest Mer, and not the smallest of all the underlings of Sam, would succeed at stealing from the king.____________
Or: Mer Mafia Au, featuring little octopi Tommy and monstrous SBI- Language:
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A kingdom for coffee and a donut! Or a muffin. Or chocolate cookies.
Or really anything that Angel Crumbs has today, Wilbur thought.
He hiked the bag higher on his shoulder and crossed the street. The small bakery joint cafe was thankfully situated on the way to his uni, so he made the effort of stopping there everyday and buying a small something.
And, listen, Wilbur wasn't an idiot. Half the student body weren't idiots- despite what their professors would tell the public. Anyone with working eyeballs could see that the bakery was most likely a front for the mafia. It was too cheap, too suspicious, got visits from police too often and what kind of clerks have so many visible face scars?
But thanks to all of it, the place lured the students. Was it shady? Hell yes! Was it going to deter Wilbur and tens of other, hungry students? Ha! Never in the history of ever._____________________
Or: Twinsduo Coffee Mafia Au with very distressed Wilbur :D- Language:
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“That you, Soot?”
Wilbur did a double take, blinking at the strangely familiar sound of someone he’d left behind a long time ago.
“I didn’t know you had my number, Schlatt.” The words were familiar, and he found himself relaxing into the stiff wooden chair of the break room, his half-eaten lunch sitting in his lap.
“Got it from your father,” Schlatt returned. “Speaking of your father, he’s dead.”
Wilbur blanched. “What?”
“His accountant is trying to get a hold of you, pretty sure you're the only person in his will.”
Wilbur leaned forward until his forehead was resting in his hands. He wasn’t about to mourn his father, but he couldn’t say it wasn’t a shock.
“Any idea how much he left me?”
Schlatt took another long sip, a vulgar sound projected right into the receiver. “Spoke to him last week,” he commented. “Said he had a couple hundred million from his last sold business. Could be more.”
Wilbur quit his job that day to start his new life, or revert back to an old one.or
Wilbur's the son of a so-called mafia boss, who he just inherited the fortune of. Things get more complicated when his father's murderers come after his inheritance.
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mafia au, mostly twinsduo
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Techno & will mafia where Techno gets tortured and they join the syndicate for protection
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Our Golden Ticket by Anonymous
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
13 Sep 2023
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“Looks like you’re right mate.” Philza said cheerily. “The train’s running a little slow.”
He put his pocketwatch back in his pocket and smiled at them. “But you shouldn’t worry too much. Sometimes these things happen. Hopefully it won’t make you and your parents too late though.”“Our parents aren’t here.” Tommy said.
Phil parted his lips in surprise. “You’re traveling by yourselves? The entire trip?”
Well, he was going to notice they were by themselves sooner or later. So Tommy didn’t feel bad about shaking his head. “Our parents sent us on holiday. We’ll be meeting them at our destination.”
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Or, the one where Tommy and Wilbur take a train job to stalk a high-profile target. But as the ride goes on it appears that they might not be the only ones looking for something.- Language:
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You're Never Leaving by silent_flower21
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
15 May 2022
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Wilbur a normal college student and his roommate looks exactly like him. They aren't related, but he started to call Technoblade his twin. He regrets it when shit goes sideways.
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“You’re going to throw up again if you drink it too fast,” Techno said quickly. “Only take small sips for now.” Wilbur took a few sips and his throat felt good enough to talk.“Look at my twin takin’ care of me,” He croaked, he sounded just as sick as he felt. His throat, once clammy, was soothed, for now, but he knew it wouldn't be long until it acted up again.
Techno's lips had a light twitch, like he found the joke funny but refused to admit it, “Bruh, if you wanted me to take care of you so much, why didn’t you call me? You’re more than welcome to call me for anything."
Wilbur cringed. He had thought about it, but he didn’t want to be a bother. No one wanted to take care of a sick person-especially one as stubborn as him.
He ignored the fact that Techno still had to take care of him, even if he didn’t call.
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WHAT WAS THE ANSWER OF THE DAY?!?
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Tommy is the best sharpshooter in a mafia-filled crime-riddled L'manberg. He goes by the name of 'Red' and wears a mask and voice changer to hide his 15-year-old identity. But what happens when a mafia kidnaps him and forces him to reveal?
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A brain rot I know no one else would write so I did it myself.
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Need more 🫠
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