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    !!!!!STILL GOING THROUGH EDITS!!!!! !!!UNFINISHED!!!!

     

    Ok so this is my first attempt at a wide range of AUs based on some headcanons I have about the Nether, Nether species, BadBoyHalo's species, and more.

    But a basic summary of this one is:
    Technoblade is way younger than most of SMP thinks, and only Bad knows, because netherkind have their age indicators. And Bad is a Netherkind too.

    Techno is an UnClaimed cub on his own.

    After a battle triggers a flashback of things Techno would rather not tell anyone, Bad finally takes action.

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    Returning to their parents' home for the first time in a decade, Techno is forced to face too many of the bad memories and broken relationships that he has been trying to ignore all this time. Things like all the reasons they left their parents' house to begin with. And how his twin brother, who he hasn't seen in years, still seems to hate him. The thought of it all is enough to leave him close to meltingdown, let alone actually getting on the plane to go there.

    Luckily for him, the plane never gets home.

    Unluckily, everything that follows.

    Technoblade's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad plane crash survival experience.

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    When Technoblade's twin sister is assassinated five days before her wedding to King Cassius, his parents come up with the perfect solution: to send him instead.
    The only problem is, Techno isn't a girl.
    Technically he's not a boy, either. Deformity, the physicians had told his parents when he was born. Both boy and girl, yet neither.
    He was raised a secret, his shameful existence hidden from everyone. And now, he is perfectly suited to step into his sister's place.

    Read the tags and content warnings.

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    Techno's family wasn't supposed to get involved with any of this... so tell him why he came home with his father nearly dead and his bother missing, taken? The association lied to him... and now he needed to find his brother before it was too late.

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    A series of ten oneshots detailing the complicated life of Technoblade, the Hero Association's pride and joy, homegrown in their labs and now dealing with the consequences that come with that.

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    Techno and Tommy have been at this foster placement since they got picked up by social services. The man wasn't the greatest and Techno did not want to leave his sick brother home alone with him... but he didn't have a choice.

    ... This won't cause any severe trauma or phobias later... nope... what do you mean he's locked in a closet?

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    Tommy is obsessed with vampires and wants to convince his dad(Phil) that their real. He meets vampire hunter!!Wilbur.

    Tommy looks like Vampire!!Techno's dead brother. (This totally doesn't become a problem)

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    When Phil made the decision to go undercover in a terrorist organization for what was likely to be years, he knew he would have to do things he would never forgive himself for. If that's what it takes to make the world a safer place for people everywhere, for his children, then he would do it.

    Then he meets the organization's weapon, The Blade: a trained assassin, a perfectly loyal tool, a killer that never blinks. And he's just an innocent boy. One that Phil can't save while keeping his cover.

    Phil chooses to save the world, and has to deal with the aftermath every day for the rest of his life. And the rest of the life of the boy he helped break.

    Techno is a brainwashed assassin whose sole purpose is obeying the people who made him. Phil is a spy working undercover as his handler. It's as complicated as one would expect.

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    For a single ragged exhale, Techno wondered what the occasion was. And then, the raucous noise of his son bursting into the room rumbled in his chest. Bubbling up into something calmer, easier.

     

     

    It was perfect. Five-star meals, satin tablecloths, silverware. Tommy was smiling at him, but there was something missing. Something Techno cannot face.

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    This goes against every single rule Wilbur has ever been asked to follow.

    His family would kill him. Tommy would feel lied to. Techno would turn him in for points. Phil wouldn't be able to look at him. The agency as a whole would scrape his name off the leaderboard with some turpentine and a sneer.

    But, even while he's a vigilante and Wilbur is a hero, Quackity looks incredible in neon lights.

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    Or, the half SBI half TNTduo fic where Wilbur has to navigate just about every type of relationship while working through his trauma; completely unaware to the silent threat growing behind the scenes. (I'M NOT ON HIATUS I'M JUST WRESTLING WITH WRITER'S BLOCK, GIVE ME LIKE A WEEK OR TWO MORE) (I KNOW ITS BEEN ALL SUMMER. IM STILL NOT ON HIATUS. I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO WRITE THIS ENTIRE TIME. THATS HOW BAD IT IS OK)

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    The Antarctic Empire is a cruel, oppressive empire. Prince Wilbur knew this better than anyone. Every time a new innocent prisoner arrives in the dungeons, Wilbur does the same thing: he tries to vouch for them and moves on. But when he meets a pink-haired boy in a cell, something felt different. The boy’s hatred is clear, but there’s something that pulls Wilbur in, like they were always meant to meet.

    Technoblade grew up in the slums, only surviving because of a prophecy that marks him as the one who will destroy the Antarctic Empire, having fellow citizens take care of him. Now, caught while trying to fulfill his destiny, Technoblade faces certain death. But when he meets Prince Wilbur, he starts to wonder if the prince is really as heartless as he was told.

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    He stood in front of this sacred mansion, and once he would leave, he would have a solution. A plan. A mercy, for this man.

    Wilbur Craft. Technoblade knew that name for what felt like thousands of years. He was supposed to kill him and everything connected to him, but he wouldn’t. Wilbur, he decided, would not die.

    ~

    Or: Two soul-bonded princes and a lot of existential confusion. Oh, and there’s a prophecy involved.

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    “So… if they show up, do we hide in the attic or something? Or should I just tell them I’m eighteen? I could fake a beard… I’m sure Tubbo could find me a fake id,” he said, stroking an imaginary beard, his eyebrows wiggling in mock seriousness.

    or

    techno tries to keep his brother out of foster care after their grandad passes

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    What's it like to be a hero? Is it the grandiose display of heroism, or is it the mundane problems holding you back from your sworn duty? A character study.

    (Title from Holding Out For A Hero by Bonnie Tyler)

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    At the age of 12, Technoblade had been thrown into war. Each family had to give one warrior, and his father had held onto his twin and pushed Techno into the soldier's arms. Well the soldier was in shock, Techno was not. He knew his brother was better than him and his family couldn’t risk losing him, he was their only chance at good fortune.

     

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    Phil is a bad parent and treats Technoblade very poorly. When war hits, he sends technoblade to fight. After being presumed dead, techno meets Sam and earns a new brother, but what happens when he is forced to go back to his old life?

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    (friend-safe-bright) speaks up again, voice faded as Techno drifts back into sleep.

    “Phil, they messed up his wings really badly. Do you think… Will he ever be able to fly?”

    A heavy pause. Techno yawns.

    “..I don’t know.”


    “And she was always cold towards bats, too, and could not bear them; and yet I think a bat is as friendly a bird as there is.” — Mark Twain

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    Many debate what happens after we pass. Technoblade wouldn't be able to tell you though, since the universe has decided to turn him into a cliche isekai anime protagonist.
    Technoblade didn't want to live a new life, having few regrets in his first, knowing his content had brought joy to many around the world, and entrusting his loved ones to continue selling out his brand. Though, you can't really deny the call of the sea. Besides, he had a promise to keep.
    He'd forsake the new name he'd been gifted, and donned one he vowed to uphold in the next hundred lives.
    Technoblade never dies.

    Under threat of no more sweets, the next chapter has been published.

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    After so long of putting up with the voices that aren't his raging around his head, Technoblade loses control and ends up hurting the one person he shouldn't have.

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    Metamorphosis

    A transformation or dramatic change in form, often used to describe the life cycle of insects or symbolic personal growth.

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    Techno is finally coming home after the accident. It's a big change for everyone, but they're happy he's finally home.

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    Techno was four when his parents, allegedly, died in a fire. He grew up in L'Manberg in the foster system. Once he aged out, he ended up having a kid, Tommy. Now, at twenty-three with a five year old, he's finding out he was kidnapped and is forced to up and move to a country he doesn't even remember.

    Oh! And not to mention... HE'S THE CROWN PRINCE!

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    Wilbur kicked at a stray rock, sending it skipping along the road. “He won’t tell me about Pogtopia, though,” he huffed, a touch petulant, like a child denied a bedtime story. “It sucks, y’know? It’s just a blur. I get bits and pieces, but it’s like trying to hold water in my hands—it just slips right through. I wish I could remember. I wish I knew what I was like.”

    He turned to Tommy then, brows furrowed, his sharp features softened by the fading light. “I wasn’t that bad, right?”

    or

    I decided to write my very angsty head canons for what actually happened during Pogtopia, and how it effects Tommy years afterward with every member of his family.

     


    tags will be added as story contiues

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