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Technoblade sees our favorite enderman boi out in the open. What will he do? Snatch him right up, that's for sure.
Just to preface, Techno at no point is being cruel. It seems a bit like it in the beginning but he is just trying his best.
currently writing a part two!! Should be done soon!NOW REWRITTEN BECAUSE I WROTE IT A WHILE AGO AND IT WAS LOWKEY REALLY BAD
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maybe tomorrow by clementine_emeralds for Witchy_Lee_Hibernates
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
05 Sep 2025
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For a single ragged exhale, Techno wondered what the occasion was. And then, the raucous noise of his son bursting into the room rumbled in his chest. Bubbling up into something calmer, easier.
It was perfect. Five-star meals, satin tablecloths, silverware. Tommy was smiling at him, but there was something missing. Something Techno cannot face.
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- Part 7 of MCYT Fic Fight 2025!
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Staring back at him was a picture of a cat instead of his actual lockscreen. Techno stared at it for a moment trying to figure out what exactly he was looking at. A phone that clearly wasn’t his. That much was obvious.
You stole it.
Techno thief.
Re-sell it.The voices were quick to add their two cents. And Techno had trouble shaking the thoughts off. He turned the phone over in his hand, trying to see if there were any more clues as to how it had ended up in his messenger bag. And sure enough, there was a familiar little smile adoring the phonecase.
He had accidentally grabbed Dream’s phone.
Or Dream and Technoblade accidentally switch phones and Techno ends up finding something he wasn't meant to see
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i hope the butter on our ceiling makes you feel better by clementine_emeralds for Flamethedragon
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
01 Aug 2025
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“You're being awfully suspicious,” Tommy hums. “Did you accidentally—or purposely—throw away my homework? Are you trying to distract me from finding out?”
Techno rolls his eyes. “Why is it so hard these days?”
“What, deceiving me?"
“No, bondin’ time.”
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Tommy has a difficult day at school. If only Techno attempting to make him feel better did not end up with butter stuck to their ceiling.
Prompt: hurt/comfort
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- Part 3 of MCYT Fic Fight 2025!
- Part 88 of The Bedrockbros-centric Mastercollection™
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Wilbur loves his brother, really, he does. Things were rocky for a little while, Tommy and him ended up distancing from the rest of their family, but everything is fine now. They’re happy.
And that’s all that matters.
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Wilbur lies to himself, very heavily, and ends up needing help to break out of his false reality.
Or or,
Wilbur suffers.
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I WILL BE REWRITING THIS. I do not like it in its current state.
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Wilbur goes back to the coping mechanism he’d become accustomed to in order to silence his racing thoughts. Unfortunately, someone else just had to be awake in the middle of the night.
Or, Wilbur hurts himself and Techno cleans up after him.
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you long to be bandaged before you have been cut by orphan_account
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
02 Jan 2025
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It was a weird thing, to be stripped of your own bodily autonomy in such a short amount of time. To be completely in control of everything and anything one moment, and then suddenly just… not.
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“Do piglins have courting rituals?” Niki asks, gaining a bit more of her fiery confidence back. “Because- because I know other species do. Phil has his bird things, and humans have that whole… dating thing, I think Ranboo said something once about eye contact being a relationships thing for enderians?”
“Yeah, yeah, piglins do, uh, have courtin’ rituals. That makes it sound real fancy, it’s not real fancy. I mean- you don’t have to make it real fancy. You could if you wanted. But it doesn’t have t’ be.” Nailed it.
There’s a silence in the living room, interrupted only by the soft crackling of the fire.
“And?” Niki asks.
“What?” Techno responds.
“And? Those courting rituals are…?”
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wanting to willingly watch The Conjuring is Not Normal Human Behaviour by clementine_emeralds, clemeralds (clementine_emeralds)
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
04 Nov 2024
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“How's the movie going?” Techno asks, setting his glass of water on the coffee table and crossing his arms like the totally uninterested, nonchalant person he is.
Tommy slowly turns his head around, his eyes not leaving the screen until it was fully out of his peripheral vision. He blinks at his older brother and his lips part, but not a single, pitiful sound comes out.
Techno can't help but snort, and maybe force the television screen to fade away in the background where he cannot see it. “You must be liking it, huh?” he teases.
Tommy stares at him, his eyes seem to be almost begging. “Can you watch it with me? Please? Pleaseee?”
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Tommy makes Techno watch The Conjuring with him, and Wilbur gives them a scare in the end.
Technotober (Clem's Version) prompt #18: 'Horror Movie Night'
with bedrockbros and twinsduo!Series
- Part 31 of Technotober 2024 (Clem's Version!)
- Part 14 of hand in lovable hand (to have a family and a home)
- Part 80 of The Bedrockbros-centric Mastercollection™
- Part 162 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 54 of Clementine's Personal Favourites :p
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Tommy was falling.
Slowly, ineffably falling.
And he knew this—the land of Skyros never wanted him, or rather, didn't want him either. Perhaps he thought what King Lycomedes had said was genuine, that he could really settle for less and seek friendship where his friendship was wanted.
Now, Tommy can't help but think that he's just being hoisted with his own petard.
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wherein Tommy is Theseus, until he doesn't want to be anymore (or rather, until Techno doesn't want him to be anymore)
Technotober (Clem's Version) prompt #26: 'Greek Mythology'
Angstober prompt #11: 'Wake up'
with bedrockbros!Series
- Part 30 of Technotober 2024 (Clem's Version!)
- Part 79 of The Bedrockbros-centric Mastercollection™
- Part 161 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 10 of wipe away my invisible tears (angstober 2024!!)
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the wither is now a domesticated household pet by clementine_emeralds
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
30 Oct 2024
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Techno rubs his temples in frustration. This could go two ways. He could successfully pry the wither skull out of his foolish little brother's hands and call it a day, or they could become homeless within a matter of seconds.
“I told you to never go through my chests.”
“You should've kept it locked then,” Tommy smirks.
“I did!” Techno defends, though the more the blond speaks, the more unconfident he gets.
“Well, you should've stopped me from becoming a master at lock-picking,” Tommy counters. “What even is this thing?” he tosses the wither skull up in the air. A valuable artifact from the Nether, bestowed by chance, only to those who deserve it. Techno feels his guts start to twist as Tommy throws it around as if it were a benign, worthless rolled-up sock.
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Tommy steals Techno's wither skulls, then proceeds to spawn and domesticate a wither.
Technotober (Clem's Version) prompt #21: 'Wither Skulls'
with bedrockbros!Series
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cause you'll miss the sun, the warmth of another's embrace by clementine_emeralds
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
19 Oct 2024
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The first time Techno saw Tommy’s ghost, he didn't scream. He didn't call for his neighbours—not that he has any left alive—nor did he take a crucifix and pray. He will never be a religious man. And he will never refuse a chance to see his little brother again.
The boy was pale and his features were sunken. There were still specks of blood on his temples, just as when he died, though Techno made sure he was clean and spotless.
But Tommy significantly lit-up when he realised his older brother can see him. And Tommy ran straight into his arms with that same grin on his face that would leave Techno empty when he'd reminisce.
Techno smiled back at him, the first time in months that his lips formed anything other than a quivering frown. It immediately dropped the moment Tommy fell through him.
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wherein Tommy is dead and Techno is alive, and they couldn't do more than look at each other and talk.
Technotober (Clem's Version) prompt #12: 'Phantom From The Past'
Angstober prompt #12: 'Rotten Touch'
with bedrockbros!Series
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what a lovely d- WHY DOES THIS 'CHILD' HAVE NO EYES!? by clementine_emeralds, clemeralds (clementine_emeralds)
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
17 Oct 2024
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Techno would say his city is perfectly free of sinkholes, not that he'd really figure whether or not this is part of the government's solution to overpopulation. He doesn't know why he's falling, he doesn't know where he's falling into.
Techno plummets deeper into the rabbit hole (or sinkhole, who cares). He shuts his eyes, hoping he'll be back home when he opens them. He jolts as soon as he hits the ground, head pulsating in both pain and confusion. His breath wavers, and his mind's refusal to register where he is makes his throat start to unwillingly close from anxiety.
Yellow walls take shape through his spotted vision, and maybe it's because everything is spinning relentlessly, but it seems that the walls go on forever, endless.
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Techno falls into the backrooms and makes friends with a kid entity.
Technotober (Clem's Version) prompt #3: 'Mythical Creatures'
with bedrockbros!Series
- Part 16 of Technotober 2024 (Clem's Version!)
- Part 147 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 70 of The Bedrockbros-centric Mastercollection™
- Part 48 of Clementine's Personal Favourites :p
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Sure Do It Good by Bring_backup for Nika6q
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Bad Batch (Cartoon), Star Wars - All Media Types
01 Oct 2024
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”I’m not too hard on you?”
His turn to laugh. “No. Nah, you’re just hard enough. Scratch an itch I didn’t know I had.” He looks down, sheepish.
You and Hunter don’t talk much alone, not like this. You do speak plenty of filth to each other. Silence descends, and you study his handsome face, his hair hanging loose. You want to reach out and trace his tattoo, tuck those long locks behind his ear.
Tech unexpectedly leaves you alone with Hunter.
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- Part 53 of Bad Choices
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Blackboard Graffiti by FistFightingGodBrb (SourGummyWyrm), SourGummyWyrm
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
26 Sep 2024
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Being a supervillain means having many secrets. Your identity, your plans, even your powers must be kept under lock and key lest the heroes begin to hunt you even outside of work. Except, some people do a bit too good a job at that. Techno is 'some people'.
Or, rather, Techno *was* in that category, to the point that no one can actually say who he once was. Amnesia robs even him of his secrets. There may be theories and rumors, but when he actually gets unmasked, he doesn't even know his own name. The heroes can find nothing on him. So, Techno starts anew. The feared supervillain Lord Macbeth is no more, and no one knows for certain what even happened. The heroes cannot be trusted with their claims.
But even if Techno forgets, that past does not. Old allies and enemies scramble to find him again. Whatever happens next is up to them.
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- Part 1 of Sour's Techno-Centric Works
- Part 6 of DISCONTINUED (Feel Free To Write Yourself)
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Happy Blood Day to You by clementine_emeralds for LilBitO_Sunny
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
05 Sep 2024
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“Stop being so mean!” Tommy wails. “You cannot be mean to me on my birthday.”
Techno scoffs, shaking his head. “You were mean to me on my birthday. You woke me up with an ice bucket! You should be thankful I didn't yeet you out into the sun right after.”
“Thankful?” Tommy’s jaw drops. “You shouldn't have even thought about chucking me under sunlight. That is the worst crime to ever commit against vampires, you sadistic fuck.”
“Hurry and open the gift or I will make you go outside.”
That wouldn’t have been that much of a threat if his brother wasn’t a fucking vampire.
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Tommy is a vampire and it is his birthday! Cue the usual bedrockbros shenanigans, banter, and fluff.
Prompt: Vampire au
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- Part 115 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 56 of The Bedrockbros-centric Mastercollection™
- Part 71 of MCYT Fic Fight 2024!
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WHY IS MY NEW BABY BROTHER A LITERAL BLOODTHIRSTY VAMPIRE CHILD!? by clementine_emeralds, clemeralds (clementine_emeralds) for Taylor_Writes_Sometimes
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
04 Sep 2024
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“No,” Techno gets a hold of his tiny hands. “You are not going to gouge my eyes out. Not today, Theseus.”
Tommy tilts his head at the new nickname. He looks utterly confused, and rightfully so. He does not expect a child to know about the myth of the Greek hero Theseus. That is because babies are idiots, and being vampires make them even dumber.
Seriously, where on Earth did Phil even find this baby? And how is he entirely sure that taking him in did not make some celestial, otherworldly being curse their entire bloodline? Techno likes his DNA, thank you very much.
“Phil told me to feed you,” Techno holds up a bowl of mush. What this ‘mush’ exactly is, he does not know. It looks like a concoction of bananas, maybe oatmeal if he squints his eyes hard enough.
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Techno has a new baby brother. And he is a literal vampire.
Prompt: Vampire au
Series
- Part 113 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 55 of The Bedrockbros-centric Mastercollection™
- Part 69 of MCYT Fic Fight 2024!
- Part 37 of Clementine's Personal Favourites :p
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man the snow is really pretty, wouldn't it be funny if i killed myself? by UnpoeticLonging
Fandoms: Sleepy Bois Inc, Dream SMP
31 Aug 2024
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For the first time Tommy’s eyes seemed to really catch onto Techno's face, still no clarity was to be seen in the suffocating blue.
“You look upset. What's wrong, Tech?”
“You're gonna die of frostbite if you don't get inside.”
“Yeah that'd be a bit of an ungraceful way to die, don't you think? A tower–”
“Tommy,” Techno snarled.
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Thomas Innes Minecraft is a young, annoying and immature kid, and will always be seen as that.
however..
Tommy Innit is a --still-- young, famous and mature popstar. he has all the wealth he could have ever wanted at the age of 18. he has plenty beloved fans and a loving family- that's not right... - a loving friend group / band!
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The author found a image on Pinterest that looks like a popstar version of TommyInnit and was like "that would be a cool fic!"
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Dream team are like his brothers
neglectful SBI
bench trio
disc duoTW:
WILBUR SOOT IS INCLUDED BC SBI WOULDNT SIT RIGHT WITH ME WITHOUT HIM - THIS IS STRICTLY C!WILBUR - FUCK WILLIAM GOLD - SUPPORT SHUBBLE.
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have i told you lately i'm grateful you're mine? by nambi
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
02 Aug 2024
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“Ranboo,” Techno interrupted. Not particularly gently, either, bringing Ranboo’s rambling to a halt because, well—they were here. Unchanged. Ranboo was talking himself into a panic where there need be none. “Are you askin’ me how I knew I was a dude?"
Ranboo felt the shame shiver over him, cowering beneath that feeling of being in the spotlight, a thousand judging eyes on him, waiting, expecting. It was such a loaded question, and such a simple one despite that, and still Ranboo couldn’t bring it past his lips because it felt wrong. He’d set the words aside in his head, lined them all up in one neat little row, but even now, after hyping himself up to take that first step, he felt frozen in his tracks, rooted to the ground by his feet, unable to turn around and run despite wanting nothing more than that. Techno was looking more intently, now. Silent, because he knew a struggle with words when he saw it and knew Ranboo needed time, but firm in his expression, I’m here, you know I’m here, take your time, we’ve got all day.
Lip wobbling, Ranboo got himself to nod.
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Or: Bonding, confessions, and explorations. A collection of Techboo-centric moments with no real theme.
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- Part 6 of we did our best, and we will again