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That's One Villainous Bakery! (Slower Updates) by Obelsik_Haru
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
05 Sep 2025
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"Mate."
The three figures previously raiding the fridges froze in place, owlish expressions mirrored in each of them as they turned towards the now open door.
".. Why the actual hell are you scoffing my tarts at two-fifty-one am?"
"Not our fault they're tasty Phil!"
"That's not—You're eating my produce!"
"Sucks to suck boss man."
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My hyperfixation on Superhero Universes has returned and SBI is my jam,
So, with a skip in my step I offer you all some gorgeous Civilian Philza who just wants to open his bakery in peace.
IMPORTANT:
This fic is based solely on the CHARACTERS.
I do not support what certain CC's have done for very obvious reasons.
Please keep that in mind before reading this fic, thank you.
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Notice:
Updates are slower now but STILL continuing
Also! If anyone has any specific baked goods the would like shown throughout the fic, just drop them in the comments!
(Update! Added this to a series now alongside random ideas for this fic I don't know where to put at the moment ^^)
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"Will you be coming to the festival?”
Tommy paused, it sparked a memory, packed in a crowd watching a man dressed in green and gold throw a burst of flowers into the air. He turned back to the man.
“Why?”
“Well you must be the head acolyte if you are the only one, you must represent your god of still water yes?”
Tommy stared at him, he had never gone before, didn’t track the years to know when five had passed.
“Maybe, I will ask.” he decided before turning away, he sank under the murky water before the man could say anymore.
He returned a few hours later. The man was gone along with his things, Tommy sent a quiet prayer for his safe travel on his way to the pools. He settled his offerings in the water before joining them, the gem was already gone -
Birthday Wishes Are Granted! (I didn’t expect This) by Pebble_TheGoblin
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
01 Jun 2025
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Techno sighed, but took a deep breath. A birthday wish, huh? What to wish for though? Money? A home maybe? Hm… maybe something that is kinda all three? A family, maybe? It’s just a birthday wish, not like it will actually come true. Plus, he didn’t have to tell anyone, it was a little bit childish after all.
‘I wish for a caring family’, he thought in his head, and blew out the candle.
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What Techno didn’t know was the wish granters had decided to choose to grant his out of everyone’s that day. And found an empty spot that would gladly let him complete their puzzle.
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Techno is an orphan child and manages to get a cupcake and a candle and wishes for a family. Philza completes the wish by taking him while he is asleep to a different world and just… keeping him there. Techno is completely confused the whole time
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- Part 3 of Pebble’s Dark SBI
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Honey, Honey, Nearly Kills Me! by floristkills for Anarchy_and_Piglins
Fandoms: Dream SMP
15 Feb 2025
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The papers are signed, the custody is filed, Techno is the lucky fledgling going home with not one, not two, but three sires! Unluckily, they are still Phil, Tommy, and Wilbur.
If the three of them can get their fledgling into the car without murdering each other first, maybe then they can worry about their lack of parenting experience. And the fact that three doses of venom and half a week in an alley have left Techno slightly less alert and conscious than one would hope.
Can love alone fix this clinically dysfunctional family?
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Or: 3 times the sires do not make up for abandoning their newborn fledgling in an alley for a week + 1 time they're actually nurturing.
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- Part 2 of Mamma Mia, Here We Go Again
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i also just find a georgian ghost in a my house too (wdym that's not normal..) by clementine_emeralds
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
29 Oct 2024
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He waits for Tommy to do something horrible like let out a damning scream, or something arguably less horrible like attempting to shove Techno off the balcony only to find out that he is, indeed, an untouchable spirit.
Instead, Tommy does something that has never been done before. He staggers.
“You're a robber,” Tommy whispers.
Techno stares at him, confuzzled. “Um, no. See, I'm not real. Watch this. I'm going to disappear in three, two, one..”
Techno passes through the wall, Tommy blinks as he does so, missing the moment completely, rather fortunately, because seeing a presumed thief dissipate through your walls is a one-way ticket to self-registering at the asylum.
“Holy fuck,” Tommy says underneath his breath. “Those shrooms I took were real.”
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Techno is a ghost haunting Tommy's college dormitory. Things spiral. (Techno was a student from the Georgian Era, and Tommy is bad at Minecraft.)
Technotober (Clem's Version) prompt #17: 'Haunted College Dorm'
with bedrockbros!Series
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Suddenly brought back to life, Tommy startles awake to a world he doesn't recognize in the slightest except for the piece of shit he hates most sitting right beside him. The two struggle to navigate a place with rules and social constructs they don't understand in a time way beyond their years. Through resentment and unresolved trauma, Dream and Tommy fight their way through this new chance of living they didn't anticipate while trying not to kill each other in the process.
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Tommy and Dream wake up in the modern world and have no idea what's going on.
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The Vagrant and the Fanged by clementine_emeralds
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
21 Oct 2024
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“Whatever,” the figure shrugs. “I'm Tommy. This cavern is pretty empty nowadays, so…”
Techno raises both eyebrows as Tommy leans towards him, smiling sheepishly.
“I haven't mastered it yet, but I really want to turn you.”
What. Techno clears his throat. “Into..?
“Into one of us, dummy. Vampires.”
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Kicked-out teenager Techno gets adopted by a family of vampires who reside in a cavern.
Technotober (Clem's Version) prompt #22: 'Cavern of Vampires'
with SBI!Series
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what a lovely d- WHY DOES THIS 'CHILD' HAVE NO EYES!? by clementine_emeralds, clemeralds (clementine_emeralds)
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
17 Oct 2024
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Techno would say his city is perfectly free of sinkholes, not that he'd really figure whether or not this is part of the government's solution to overpopulation. He doesn't know why he's falling, he doesn't know where he's falling into.
Techno plummets deeper into the rabbit hole (or sinkhole, who cares). He shuts his eyes, hoping he'll be back home when he opens them. He jolts as soon as he hits the ground, head pulsating in both pain and confusion. His breath wavers, and his mind's refusal to register where he is makes his throat start to unwillingly close from anxiety.
Yellow walls take shape through his spotted vision, and maybe it's because everything is spinning relentlessly, but it seems that the walls go on forever, endless.
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Techno falls into the backrooms and makes friends with a kid entity.
Technotober (Clem's Version) prompt #3: 'Mythical Creatures'
with bedrockbros!Series
- Part 16 of Technotober 2024 (Clem's Version!)
- Part 147 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 70 of The Bedrockbros-centric Mastercollection™
- Part 48 of Clementine's Personal Favourites :p
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the forest holds sharp fangs, and even sharper talons by clementine_emeralds
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
04 Oct 2024
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Techno is too far from civilization right now. (What harm will it do to hope?)
A spike similar to a searing knife briefly soaked in magma digs into his skin, scratching on his veins that refuse to pop so easily.
Help!" he tries again. "Over here! Help!"
This time, he hears footsteps, not shuffling of leaves, not sibilating snakes. It was neither hurried nor unconcerned. He prays it's not another, a far different and worse creature. Gods, he does not want to die a lost soul.
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Techno acquires a snake bite whilst lost in the woods. Mysterious birdman Phil helps him.
Technotober (Clem's Version) prompt #19: 'Lost in The Woods'
Platonic Flufftober prompt #5: 'Into The Woods'
with emeraldduo!Series
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Top Secret Information: Only Idiots Are Allowed to Reply by clementine_emeralds for sircantus
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
05 Sep 2024
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“You could’ve just texted me. Sending letters is troublesome.”
“Where’s the fun in that?” Tommy rolls his eyes. “Let me be a big, fancy man for once.”
“Is trespassing into my humble abode and giving me a heart attack a part of trying to be fancy?”
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A letter fic between Tommy and his brother a few days before Techno's birthday.
Prompt: “On the count of three, jump. Ready? THREE!”
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- Part 117 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 58 of The Bedrockbros-centric Mastercollection™
- Part 73 of MCYT Fic Fight 2024!
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Pay No Mind to the Undead, Only the Mud by clementine_emeralds for thatonecatoverthere
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
30 Aug 2024
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The mob is pushed off of him.
Did his dad actually come? Holy crap, he has magical abilities! He turns over to thank him..except it wasn’t his dad at all.
It was..
“Tommy?” Techno tilts his head in evident confusion.
“Get up, you lazy prick,” the younger extends a hand. The pinkette accepts it, and he gets pulled right back on his feet. Pretty strong for a presumed seven year old. But, what does he know? The other ten-year-olds like him had once knocked a tree down after all eight of them climbed on it. Although, this situation is distinctly different.
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Tommy teaches Techno how to defeat zombies through the power of mud!
Prompt: Character is unexpectedly a BAMF
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- Part 97 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 48 of The Bedrockbros-centric Mastercollection™
- Part 53 of MCYT Fic Fight 2024!
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Who The F*** Are You? by clementine_emeralds, clemeralds (clementine_emeralds) for IcarusTheCryptid
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Origins SMP
14 Aug 2024
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“What? Of course I'm me,” Techno rolls his eyes. “I happened to find you after stumbling upon this house. Let me tell you, I have no clue where I am right now.”
Ah, good old dementia.
Execution gone wrong (gone right, technically). He had lived, but at what cost? Now he needs to be admitted to a nursing home like Phil. Mind you, Phil is very, very old.
“How do you not know where you are when this is your fucking house?” Tommy asks. No, not even ‘asks’. He demands a proper answer. An elucidation.
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A canon divergent story wherein Tommy pays Techno a visit, only to find two of him.
//or, c!Tommy and c!Techno meet osmp!Techno.
Prompt: dimensional travel
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- Part 64 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 31 of The Bedrockbros-centric Mastercollection™
- Part 20 of MCYT Fic Fight 2024!
- Part 20 of Clementine's Personal Favourites :p
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Slow updates bc of personal reason
Quacknoblade together after an incident with Technos anger and voices
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This is a QNB One-Shot I have stuck in my notes. I made some in my free time and often at lunch or during classes. Since I am bored. I miss this ship so much that it made me cry sometimes. For other reasons of course. Anyways. I hope you like your stay and have a great day, afternoon, and evening! :)
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Dream wasn’t himself. Literally, because when Techno wanted to visit his lover like every morning, he was gone. Instead he got replaced by someone who looked like him, just no scars and much softer. Who was this Dream and where was his Dream?!
Day 6 of Citrus Dreamnoblade Week: Dream SMP!
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“You ordered pesto on pizza?” Tommy shook his head bewilderedly, his eyes not leaving the green sauce on the brunette’s dinner.
Wilbur rolled his eyes, “Oh come on, you can’t judge it if you don’t try it.”
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or; Tommy and Wilbur get into a lighthearted argument about pizza (featuring: confused worker Techno)or or; platonic flufftober day 29
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- Part 15 of whump/flufftober 2023
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Vampire fledglings are precious creatures, cared for and loved by their sire eternally. There is nothing in the world that could come between the two. Unfortunately, there is nothing worldly about the sorry state of Tommy, Phil, and Wilbur. That must be the only explanation for the particular... situation that they have landed themselves in. After all, who ever heard of a fledgling with three sires?
Doubly unfortunate, the one thing Technoblade seems to have inherited from his sires is their awful luck. Then again, would a man with good luck have ended up in this situation to begin with?
Perhaps, they were all meant to be.
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- Part 1 of Mamma Mia, Here We Go Again
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A kiss from below (Abandoned) by orphan_account
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
16 Jul 2023
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Their both pigs, so therefore, the same person. (Even if one is wearing a cape and crown) by Nikolai_does_not_exist
Fandoms: LEGO Monkie Kid, Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
09 Jul 2023
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Mk gets lost in a crowd well pigsy is looking for vegetables, its okay he finds him!
Uh oh, thats not pigsy.Technoblade is looking for phil cant be that hard?
He finds phil AND a kid who lost his guardian.Techno and phil help MK find pigsy!
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Pure Sunshine by alastair_has_stairs
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
03 May 2023
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Wilbur looks away from his monitor, where Techno and Phil are on a call with him, when his door opens. Tommy enters the room, holding a book in one hand and a bookmark in the other.
"Hi, darling. Do you need something?" Wilbur asks, leaning away from his microphone and pulling his headphone out of his ear for the moment.
Tommy shakes his head, sitting down and resting his head against the side of Wilbur's chair, opening his book. Wilbur snorts, amused, and reaches down to ruffle Tommy's hair.
Or; Tommy sitting in Wilbur's office with him and confusing Phil and Techno.
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- Part 73 of Dadbur brainrot