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  1. 39

    Honey, Honey, Nearly Kills Me! by for Anarchy_and_Piglins

    Fandoms: Dream SMP  

    15 Feb 2025

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    The papers are signed, the custody is filed, Techno is the lucky fledgling going home with not one, not two, but three sires! Unluckily, they are still Phil, Tommy, and Wilbur.

    If the three of them can get their fledgling into the car without murdering each other first, maybe then they can worry about their lack of parenting experience. And the fact that three doses of venom and half a week in an alley have left Techno slightly less alert and conscious than one would hope.

    Can love alone fix this clinically dysfunctional family?

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    Or: 3 times the sires do not make up for abandoning their newborn fledgling in an alley for a week + 1 time they're actually nurturing.

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    Dadbur brainrot by

    Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF

    20 Aug 2023

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    Just a bunch of Dadbur fics, as the title suggests.

    Unless otherwise stated the fics/oneshots are unconnected.

    SERIES NOT CURRENTLY UNDERGOING ANY UPDATES!!!!

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  3. 89

    baby server: the series by

    Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF

    01 May 2024

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    Complete, in a way. Unfinished in a way, too.

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    You Stop A Guy From Being Robbed *One* Time by

    Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF  

    22 Feb 2023

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    He doesn’t know who the fuck he is. Losing your memory can do that.

    He wakes up in the middle of a battle with a walking, talking mountain and quickly realizes any and all memories of his life are gone.

    And that he’s supposed to be the world's number one hero, Aimatheos.

    Course, that’s fine, he can just live his life as a regular civilian until he can regain his memories.

    Of course, life loves to fuck him up because after he saves some random guy from being robbed, suddenly the city of L’Manburg’s most dangerous supervillains are all up in his business. They don’t know he’s their worst enemy, and he plans to keep it that way.

    —

    Blue eyes. Blond hair. Easy smile.

    “Hello?” they greeted, clearly swimming with confusion, much like how Aimatheos was swimming in absolute dread.

    This was not a chad. This was no chad at all. This person radiated Dad™ energy. Oh no, not a father figure.

    Where there was a dad, there were children. He didn’t think he liked those all that much.

    _________

    Technoblade never dies.

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    This is Your Ship and You Are The Captain by

    Fandoms: Dream SMP  

    29 Dec 2022

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    Tommy wakes up in a blind panic. He wakes up alone in Dream's clutches, with nothing but himself and his magic.
    That better be enough to get him to safety.

    or,

    urban magic AU but now there's ~trauma~

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    Wyrmling's horde by

    Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)  

    21 Mar 2022

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    Of all the things Wilbur might have expected today, this was not it.

    Wilbur is a mess, Techno and Phil are trying to run an empire, and Tommy is a fanboy. He is also a dragon.

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  7. 98

    My adoptive dad is an SCP, fucking what ?! by

    Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), SCP Foundation, Video Blogging RPF  

    11 Jul 2021

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    Tommy and SCP-20538, or rather Technoblade, have known each other for two years and Techno doesn’t know how they see Tommy.

    However, when a containment breach is reported and Tommy is in danger, Techno goes to the rescue.

    (sorry if my summary is a shit, i don't know how to do)

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    the forest holds sharp fangs, and even sharper talons by

    Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)  

    04 Oct 2024

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    Techno is too far from civilization right now. (What harm will it do to hope?)

    A spike similar to a searing knife briefly soaked in magma digs into his skin, scratching on his veins that refuse to pop so easily.

    Help!" he tries again. "Over here! Help!"

    This time, he hears footsteps, not shuffling of leaves, not sibilating snakes. It was neither hurried nor unconcerned. He prays it's not another, a far different and worse creature. Gods, he does not want to die a lost soul.

     

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    Techno acquires a snake bite whilst lost in the woods. Mysterious birdman Phil helps him.

     

    Technotober (Clem's Version) prompt #19: 'Lost in The Woods'
    Platonic Flufftober prompt #5: 'Into The Woods'
    with emeraldduo!

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  9. 11

    Pay No Mind to the Undead, Only the Mud by for thatonecatoverthere

    Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)  

    30 Aug 2024

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    The mob is pushed off of him.

    Did his dad actually come? Holy crap, he has magical abilities! He turns over to thank him..except it wasn’t his dad at all.

    It was..

    “Tommy?” Techno tilts his head in evident confusion.

    “Get up, you lazy prick,” the younger extends a hand. The pinkette accepts it, and he gets pulled right back on his feet. Pretty strong for a presumed seven year old. But, what does he know? The other ten-year-olds like him had once knocked a tree down after all eight of them climbed on it. Although, this situation is distinctly different.

     

    OR

     

    Tommy teaches Techno how to defeat zombies through the power of mud!

     

    Prompt: Character is unexpectedly a BAMF

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    Who The F*** Are You? by , for IcarusTheCryptid

    Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Origins SMP  

    14 Aug 2024

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    “What? Of course I'm me,” Techno rolls his eyes. “I happened to find you after stumbling upon this house. Let me tell you, I have no clue where I am right now.”

    Ah, good old dementia.

    Execution gone wrong (gone right, technically). He had lived, but at what cost? Now he needs to be admitted to a nursing home like Phil. Mind you, Phil is very, very old.

    “How do you not know where you are when this is your fucking house?” Tommy asks. No, not even ‘asks’. He demands a proper answer. An elucidation.

     

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    A canon divergent story wherein Tommy pays Techno a visit, only to find two of him.

    //or, c!Tommy and c!Techno meet osmp!Techno.

     

    Prompt: dimensional travel

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    Saint Still Water by

    Fandoms: Dream SMP  

    28 Aug 2025

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    "Will you be coming to the festival?”
    Tommy paused, it sparked a memory, packed in a crowd watching a man dressed in green and gold throw a burst of flowers into the air. He turned back to the man.
    “Why?”
    “Well you must be the head acolyte if you are the only one, you must represent your god of still water yes?”
    Tommy stared at him, he had never gone before, didn’t track the years to know when five had passed.
    “Maybe, I will ask.” he decided before turning away, he sank under the murky water before the man could say anymore.
    He returned a few hours later. The man was gone along with his things, Tommy sent a quiet prayer for his safe travel on his way to the pools. He settled his offerings in the water before joining them, the gem was already gone

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    i also just find a georgian ghost in a my house too (wdym that's not normal..) by

    Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)  

    29 Oct 2024

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    He waits for Tommy to do something horrible like let out a damning scream, or something arguably less horrible like attempting to shove Techno off the balcony only to find out that he is, indeed, an untouchable spirit.

    Instead, Tommy does something that has never been done before. He staggers.

    “You're a robber,” Tommy whispers.

    Techno stares at him, confuzzled. “Um, no. See, I'm not real. Watch this. I'm going to disappear in three, two, one..”

    Techno passes through the wall, Tommy blinks as he does so, missing the moment completely, rather fortunately, because seeing a presumed thief dissipate through your walls is a one-way ticket to self-registering at the asylum.

    “Holy fuck,” Tommy says underneath his breath. “Those shrooms I took were real.”

     

    OR

     

    Techno is a ghost haunting Tommy's college dormitory. Things spiral. (Techno was a student from the Georgian Era, and Tommy is bad at Minecraft.)

     

    Technotober (Clem's Version) prompt #17: 'Haunted College Dorm'
    with bedrockbros!

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    When swords clash, the law is silenced. by Anonymous

    Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF  

    18 Jan 2022

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    "And you know what the best thing about pain is?"

    Despite the loud grunts of antelopes, Tommy's voice rang clear in Technoblade's ears.

    Low. Stern. Cold.

    Nothing like the loud rambunctious kid Technoblade knew.

    "It tells you that you're not fucking dead yet." He says tiredly, cocking the barrel of the sniper,

    —And proceeded to slaughter the remaining antelopes, the targets of the bullets possessing the precision and the expertise of a skilled sharpshooter.

    In which Lieutenant TommyInnit dies and reincarnates into the frail body of Prince Theseus of the Antarctic Empire.

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    what a lovely d- WHY DOES THIS 'CHILD' HAVE NO EYES!? by ,

    Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)  

    17 Oct 2024

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    Techno would say his city is perfectly free of sinkholes, not that he'd really figure whether or not this is part of the government's solution to overpopulation. He doesn't know why he's falling, he doesn't know where he's falling into.

    Techno plummets deeper into the rabbit hole (or sinkhole, who cares). He shuts his eyes, hoping he'll be back home when he opens them. He jolts as soon as he hits the ground, head pulsating in both pain and confusion. His breath wavers, and his mind's refusal to register where he is makes his throat start to unwillingly close from anxiety.

    Yellow walls take shape through his spotted vision, and maybe it's because everything is spinning relentlessly, but it seems that the walls go on forever, endless.

     

    OR

     

    Techno falls into the backrooms and makes friends with a kid entity.

     

    Technotober (Clem's Version) prompt #3: 'Mythical Creatures'
    with bedrockbros!

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    My, My, I Could Never Let You Go! by

    Fandoms: Dream SMP  

    05 Sep 2023

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    Vampire fledglings are precious creatures, cared for and loved by their sire eternally. There is nothing in the world that could come between the two. Unfortunately, there is nothing worldly about the sorry state of Tommy, Phil, and Wilbur. That must be the only explanation for the particular... situation that they have landed themselves in. After all, who ever heard of a fledgling with three sires?

    Doubly unfortunate, the one thing Technoblade seems to have inherited from his sires is their awful luck. Then again, would a man with good luck have ended up in this situation to begin with?

    Perhaps, they were all meant to be.

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    That's One Villainous Bakery! (Slower Updates) by

    Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)  

    05 Sep 2025

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    "Mate."

    The three figures previously raiding the fridges froze in place, owlish expressions mirrored in each of them as they turned towards the now open door.

    ".. Why the actual hell are you scoffing my tarts at two-fifty-one am?"

    "Not our fault they're tasty Phil!"

    "That's not—You're eating my produce!"

    "Sucks to suck boss man."

     

    ————————————————————

    My hyperfixation on Superhero Universes has returned and SBI is my jam,

    So, with a skip in my step I offer you all some gorgeous Civilian Philza who just wants to open his bakery in peace.

    IMPORTANT:

    This fic is based solely on the CHARACTERS.

    I do not support what certain CC's have done for very obvious reasons.

    Please keep that in mind before reading this fic, thank you.

    --------

    Notice:

    Updates are slower now but STILL continuing

    Also! If anyone has any specific baked goods the would like shown throughout the fic, just drop them in the comments!

    (Update! Added this to a series now alongside random ideas for this fic I don't know where to put at the moment ^^)

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  17. 27

    Me and the Devil by

    Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game)  

    04 Aug 2021

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    Techno is used to the voices in his head. Everyday, they sing. That’s just how they are.

    Follow Techno and Tommy’s journey of self/triple-self discovery and learn about the power of voices with them.

    side note: this has quite a few TWs so please do not ignore them and be safe

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    Golden Kingcup Fields With Silver Edge by

    Fandom: Minecraft (Video Game)

    17 Jun 2023

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    I... this isn't the direction I meant to go with this lol
    It wasn't meant to dark mannnnn lol

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  19. 30

    The Bedrockbros-centric Mastercollection™ by ,

    Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Origins SMP

    04 Aug 2025

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    Everything bedrockbros.

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  20. 39

    De-Stressing as the Dad of the Server by

    Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)  

    19 Jun 2022

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    Philza, waking up with a headache and acting different than normal, tries to go about his day without regressing while failing miserably. Techno, his concerned best friend, will get to the bottom of his friend's distress, even if the answer is somewhat confusing.

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