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He stares at the set of human footprints too small to fit his boots and too dirty to be allowed on his clean floor. A sigh leaves him.
Of course, retirement couldn't be so easy for him. Of course.♢♢♢
Famous recluse with an even more famous reputation Technoblade is a retired war vet. His days go by peacefully and with little happenstance to stress over. An empty house can't keep anything but quiet....right?
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Aka I saw a twitter prompt asking whether Techno would give up his potatos after Tommy got beat to death by one in the prison and ran with it
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99 problems but rats ain't one! by itsmetheguyofthestars for soggyraven
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Stardew Valley (Video Game)
07 Sep 2025
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Tommy and Techno are two brothers moving into the old farmhouse West of Pelican Town. As far as they're aware, Pelican Town is a normal, quiet village. Unfortunately, Tommy can't be normal or quiet for more than thirty seconds, and finds out about the more... abnormal side of the Valley the hard way.
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“Of home?”
Tommy blinked, then slowly tipped his head. “No. Not home-home. But... home-sound. Home-feel.” He pressed a hand over his chest, right in the middle. “In here place.”
He smiled shyly. “Like you. And pigs. And nest days.”
Techno swallowed.
“Well,” he said, clearing his throat, “we’ve got plenty of chickens. And pigs. And you’ve got your nest.”
Tommy brightened. “And you.”
“Yeah.” Techno reached over and gave the top of his head a gentle ruffle, fingers brushing through downy feathers. “You’ve got me too.”
Or Just drabbles i have made over time about the same bedrock bros AU
This is in no timely order, just posted because I love this so much :)Series
- Part 1 of Bri writes about block game lol
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One of his barrels of salted meat had been moved (He was fairly sure birds were omnivores, at least he was.) A barrel of potatoes had been moved to hide something or someone in the corner.
Something creaked.
He moved closer to the barrel, moving his lantern to his dominant hand as he did. Someone was in here. His wings were out but puffed up as a way to make himself look bigger. Everything would be fine.
He moved one of the barrels and was met with… a kid.
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Or, what happens when both the people of a prophecy reject it and refuse their reality. Basically, Technoblade accidentally starts taking care of his "worst enemy," and Tommy has to teach someone older than him how to properly be an avian, with a shit ton of chaos along the way.
DISCONTINUED.
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Retiring Is the Hardest Battle When You Have ADHD and Bloodlust by Paintergirlcm
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Hermitcraft SMP, Dream SMP
29 Dec 2024
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Look, things weren’t supposed to happen this way, of course techno’s life never really went the way he planned, but this was completely out of left field. One moment he was building in the desert, now he's hunched in a cave leather cap on his head holding a stone ax like his life depended on it.
He was minding his business and now he's stuck in a random world with no chat, no allies, and no trees that look like home.
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“Would you like a chance at a new life, dear?”
The question struck him straight in the chest.
“What?”
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or, an AU where tommy is a minor sun god who annoys the shit out of technoblade. so joyous !
note : tags will be added as we go along and tws for each chapter will be put at the end as they include spoilers. There will be some heavy topics so I advice checking them to prepare yourself. Take care!
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After years of living in the city Dream finally decided to take a turn in his life and move back to the farm he lived on when he was young. Only problem is, he doesn't know how to farm, and the entire place is in need of SERIOUS work. On top of that, people won't stop showing up to live on his land, he has a raccoon problem, and unless he gets a bike he's going to have to walk everywhere. But that's fine. He can get the hang of this eventually. Right?
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Dream SMP but it's a farm and everybody won't stop moving in on Dream's freaking land
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- Part 38 of Teeth's DSMP Fanfiction
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player, dreamer, it is not your time to go by clementine_emeralds for IcarusTheCryptid
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
01 Sep 2024
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“True, you're a stranger to me, and I'm a stranger to you, but I'd rather get accused of kidnapping than murder. You look three breaths away from your last one,” Techno jokes.
“Stranger? But you're my brother,” Tommy looks at him with perplexity. Maybe Techno is the one who had hit his head and not him.
“I don't know what you're talking about. I have no clue who you are, all I know is that you need to be put in bed now.”
Oh.
…He doesn't remember?
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Tommy's limbo is getting isekai'd into Minecraft where his brother exists as a far different man.
Prompt: Isekai
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- Part 99 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 49 of The Bedrockbros-centric Mastercollection™
- Part 55 of MCYT Fic Fight 2024!
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When the city life goes to Shit by ErissTheMean
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Stardew Valley (Video Game)
04 Aug 2024
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Phil gripped the letter harder and wished the ever lasting migraine to finally go away. They were going by bus to a middle of nowhere and yet even here they couldn’t escape crying children and Karen’s yammering through the phone.
His boys weren’t making the trip any easier.
He knew they weren’t the happiest with moving to Stardew but Phil was desperate at this point. They all needed a change.
His work at JoJa absolutely destroyed him mentally (maybe a little physically too but he was not going to admit to that, ever). Each day was sucking his soul more and more and when his supervisors decided to dock his pay for someone else's mistake, he nearly entered a meltdown. He didn’t at the time.
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Sbi Stardew Crossover. They all move to Stardew and I just write their little dramas. Some anxieties, some magic, some family feels, as per usual :3 -
take the loaf and split it in two (come home with me and i swear to love you) by clementine_emeralds, clemeralds (clementine_emeralds) for Unikrinstall
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
02 Aug 2024
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"That child," the leader spits out with much disgust. "Is a godsdamned thief!"
From an outsider's view, it's true. He stole. He's guilty. But at the same time, he didn't have a choice, did he?
Techno scoffs and huffs out a forced laugh. "The child was innocent and had to resort to a life of crime because of the sheer unfairness of our government's system."
Tommy tilts his head. Why is a man he barely knew defending him?
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Raccoon shifter Tommy is the neighborhood thief, and meets undercover potato farmer Techno. It doesn't take very long until he finds a home again.
Prompt: Shapeshifter AU
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- Part 46 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 19 of The Bedrockbros-centric Mastercollection™
- Part 3 of MCYT Fic Fight 2024!
- Part 13 of Clementine's Personal Favourites :p
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the wings on our backs by Captain_Blue
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), SBI || Sleepy Boys Inc.
21 Apr 2024
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“Why run?” Wilbur says, “when I can just fly?” he asks, stretching out his wing behind his back, then tucks them back behind him.
“You're going to be stuck where you can’t fly, and because you can’t run.” Techno says, “you will die.”
“Fuck you.” Wilbur says, flicking his brother off.
“Bruh.” Techno says, tugging on a particular deep rooted weed.
“ ‘c'mon man guess.” Tommy's says.
“Uh… “ techno sits there for a minute, “I give up what?”
“Dad said I’m getting my wings!” Tommy says.
or, Tommy's wings are coming in.
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Sun Can't Find Us Beneath The Leaves. by SeeYouSucker
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Stardew Valley (Video Game)
16 Apr 2024
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“Squawk…! Walnut! Squawk…! Give?” The parrot squeaks. Phil nearly jumps backward, but laughs slightly. Looking down at his hand, his eyes land on the golden walnut. He offers it to the bird happily.
As the bird takes the golden treat, Techno speaks up. “Phil, look.”
The blond looks back to Techno, then to the boy. He had turned around, staring directly at Phil. He looks at him with curious eyes-- suddenly, the boy squawks.
OR // Phil and Techno have been living in the Valley for nearly two years now, after the passing of an old friend caused them to inherit her farm. They find themselves on a hopeless search for something Kristin had left behind, until they are allowed passage onto the abandoned, Ginger Island— The two farmers end up finding more than exotic fruits and new dungeons to explore. They find the most precious treasure.
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Technoblade is a farmer trying to live his current peaceful life, but a certain child ruins that while weaseling his way in Technoblade's heart.
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Day 15 of Febuwhump: "Who Did This To You?"Series
- Part 13 of Febuwhump 2024
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After a moment of pause, the vegetables at his feet have gone still, and Techno stares down at the mess with something like annoyance. He crosses his arms. Stares at the potatoes harder, as if they will roll back into a neat pile, just for him. They do no such thing, but a man can hope.
(Or, Techno tries out retirement in the form of farming. He's totally got it. Totally.)
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best of times, worst of times // Technoblade tribute by lily_isalittlegirl
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
19 Feb 2024
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in which we remember another, greater person.
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Stardrops and Family by Careecent
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Stardew Valley (Video Game)
21 Jan 2024
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“Oh, right, your grandfather used to run the farm. So, you inherited it? Is that why you’re here, and not off in some city somewhere?”
Technoblade shrugs at Wilbur’s accusing tone, taking the jab at his inexperience with grace. “He said it was quiet out here. I like quiet.”
“You could’ve moved to some cabin out in the woods or something. Why here?”
“I dunno.” Technoblade looks thoughtful for a moment, making eye contact with Wilbur before ducking his head back down, “I honestly don’t know.”
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In which Technoblade saves Stardew Valley and finds a family along the way.Series
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Strange things are happening in L'manberg. Monsters from a fiery hell dimension are slipping through unstable portals, villains are getting sponsorships from big corporations, and Schlatt somehow has control over the most powerful hero in the city. Schlatt would be content to let Las Nevadas run around doing whatever, but they've gone from being cartoon villains to stealing some actually valuable stuff. It sure is a good thing that nothing can permanently breach the Nether, right? Right?
In other news, Techno's farm is overrun by magic plants (and it is his one mission in life to convince everyone he meets to help him fix it), Tommy keeps using his salary up to buy protein powder, and Wilbur & Phil realize they have no life outside of work because they're too weird.
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Reap what you sow. by Everything_black
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
06 Nov 2023
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Wilbut Soot, son of Philza Soot, a successful farmer. It was a trade that went back generations, and soon Wilbur would have to take up that mantle too.
So he sets out. Finds a nice field to settle down in. Makes himself at home. Plants his crops.
Maybe pisses off a once-dead god while he's at it.
Though, mind you, Wilbur Soot is not in some fairytale. Even if it sounds like it.
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NOTE: this was all written before i knew of Wilbur's abuse against Shubble. This is kept up for Technoblade, not him.
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Prompt: Scarecrows
Angel duo
Tommy gets a job as a farmhand, surely nothing will go wrong.