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Pouring golden sweetness among in silk by Anonymous
Fandoms: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
03 May 2026
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Some time ago, the boy had openly expressed his desire to one day cover himself and Duncan in honey from head to toe and lick each other wildly like dogs on the floor. Someday, Egg had told him, they would make it happen.
"And that day has come, precisely, when we had orders to visit Summerhall." Dunk thought, swallowing hard.Series
- Part 2 of A Songbook for a Knight and his Squire
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This isn't the last you'll see of me! (Dinner. Sunday. Don't be late.) by Moldyhibiscustea
Fandoms: Danny Phantom
03 May 2026
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"You'll be seeing a lot more of me dear boy."
The boy would have considered it a threat if he didn't know exactly what the man meant.
"Yeah yeah. Dinner. Don't be late."
Or, Danny Phantom and Plasmius fight, and then have to have a "quiet" family dinner together because he's basically the kid's uncle. Humor and a bit of comfort ensues
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Life Tastes Sweeter by unearthlymacabre for Ultimate_Ryuk_Lover
Fandoms: Death Note (Anime & Manga)
03 May 2026
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Ryuk is bored. Boredom leads to many things, like being bribed.
or, Matsuda and Ryuk hang out and bake apple-flavoured pastries.
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When Sam tries to kill Crowley he fails and suffers for it. Sam soon becomes Crowley's new favourite plaything.
When Dean finds out what the King has been doing to his baby brother he wants to kill him but he knows better than to underestimate Crowley. Instead they strike a tentative deal. Sam is left alone, Crowley is never to even speak to him, and Crowley gets the Winchester he really wants. The Winchester who could may even come to care for him one day.
As long as he keeps his end of the deal.
On temporary hiatus.
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Everything Is a Competition by bulgarianbonbon for tereyaglikedi
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Apr 2026
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Back at Dursmstrang, this time as an instructor, Viktor Krum finds himself in a pickle - he might be in love! Thankfully, his old stomping grounds are full of whimsical help. There's (almost) no telling what sort of shenanigans our favorite Bulgarian Quidditch Seeker might get involved with .... just to avoid writing a dreaded love letter.
Inspired by tereyaglikedi's tasty 'Not Everything is a Competition', let this be my rebuttal on the topic of what Balkan dairy product reigns supreme.
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He-Who-Opens-The-Door-At-Midnight by avearia for RoundaboutNow, 24 Blue Roses (Powered_By_Spite), Axion-Labs (MonkeyBoy)
Fandoms: Danny Phantom
29 Apr 2026
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"…Why do you have a fridge in your room?"
"Because the ecto-weenie uprising is in full swing," Danny said with a straight face, "..and I am not getting in the middle of that carnage."
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- Part 6 of Phic Phight 2026
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The epic origin story of the new upcoming girl group, Grapebomb.
Understand the depth of all the amazing group members!
- Mcflurry
- Becka
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Azure is back.
He's back.
After so long of not knowing whether the Spawn had granted him the second life or not, he was back.
There was only one problem. The nonbelievers were stunned by their actions, concerned as to how they could take a life, not knowing it was for the great Spawn.
Especially one pumpkin-headed mage.Or, the sacrifice worked and now Two Time has to deal with the aftermath. Can be taken as a sequel to Feeling Your Pain, Over and Over Again.
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Knocking Would Have Prevented This by Augsburgwitch
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
19 Apr 2026
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Kaeya learns the hard way why knocking is a social grace not to be dismissed, after seeing far more of his brother and a certain bard than he ever wanted to.
Unfortunately, alcohol and poor decision-making lead to the secret slipping… and suddenly all of Mondstadt is asking the same question:
Since when have the bard and the bartender been a thing?Series
- Part 4 of A Bushel of Trouble
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It's time for the M.O.M to put on their hats and uniforms as a friend calls them in for help: she and her father need to produce an award-winning restaurant in one week or lose everything.
Shiloh and co are more than willing to lend a hand, but their skills...well, at least not everything is on fire. And when a rival chef appears, they'll have to prove they have what it takes or watch it all goes down in flame.
Aka the one where Elijah gets to show off his cooking skills while Cyrus just tries to put out fires.
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- Part 21 of The Agency
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King Cold throws a retirement party for himself, and everyone in the Frieza and Cooler force is invited, everything seems to be going well until the power shuts off. No one could see each other now and everything goes to hell.
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We look at each other (and double over and laugh) by kittycarnival
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
08 Apr 2026
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One singular conversation had opened up a Pandora’s box that Keith never even knew existed. Lance likes guys, and, funnily enough, Keith is a guy.
Not that Lance would ever like Keith, though, even though he’s a guy, because there were millions of guys on Earth, millions more in space, and along with that, millions of women too. Keith was probably at the very bottom of the list of people Lance would want to date, just ranking above Zarkon and Sendak, for all he knew. Speaking of which, what kind of guys would Lance date anyway?
Keith bounces his leg, hands clammy as he tries to think of anything else. Hunk would start prepping dinner soon, maybe he could give some opinions on what he’d want to eat? Or perhaps he could even offer to help Hunk out in the kitchen! Yeah, that’s what he’d do-
“What kind of guy is Lance even into, anyway?”
Goddamit.
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OR a canon rewrite where Keith finds out Lance is bisexual and fails to act normal about it.
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A dialogue dependent fic with pie ❤️
(I’m sorry I suck at summaries)
If I do write more of this then there will be at least ONE kiss. Mkay bye bye now!!! -
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Some stupid ass grown men fight like they middle schoolers
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Christmases in the Black family are boring affairs... especially in the afterlife
Originally posted on HPFT in 2018 for poppunkpadfoot's The Marauders Prank Challenge
Sequel of sorts to A Black Christmas, but can be read independently (although it contains a few cross references that might be unclear...)
Lovely banner by ShadowRose
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Pearl and Gem try and sort out Gem's chest monster but it all falls apart
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Tastes Like Love by GaryXxXCarl
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marauders - Fandom
01 Apr 2026
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Inside, Evan cleared his throat with theatrical determination.
“Eggs,” he announced.
The pale hands froze.
Then, very slowly, they reached for the egg bowl.
“Carefully,” Evan warned at once. “Carefully. It is my birthday. You will be kind to me because I am delicate and beloved.”
One hand patted his cheek.
The other picked up an egg.
“Good boy,” Evan said under his breath, smiling.
The reaction was instant.
The hand in the air stilled.
The fingers flexed once.
Then Regulus, hidden from view, pressed closer into Evan’s back, all silent pleased heat and traitorous softness. Evan felt it, laughed quietly, and took the smallest step back to support his weight more securely.
Pandora saw it and pointed at them like she’d found evidence of a crime. “That’s cheating.”
“Yes,” Dorcas said. “But effective.”
Evan smiled to himself. “Now, darling—”
The egg cracked directly against his temple.
The sound rang through the kitchen.
Everyone stared.
A beat later, yolk began to slide slowly down the side of Evan’s face.
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Retiro hacia el infierno by orphan_account
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
30 Mar 2026
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Retiro al asilo
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Dazai has bad days. Over the years, there have been less and less of those crushing, dark days. But when shit goes wrong…
There’s always Chuuya.