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Everything Is a Competition by bulgarianbonbon for tereyaglikedi
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Apr 2026
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Back at Dursmstrang, this time as an instructor, Viktor Krum finds himself in a pickle - he might be in love! Thankfully, his old stomping grounds are full of whimsical help. There's (almost) no telling what sort of shenanigans our favorite Bulgarian Quidditch Seeker might get involved with .... just to avoid writing a dreaded love letter.
Inspired by tereyaglikedi's tasty 'Not Everything is a Competition', let this be my rebuttal on the topic of what Balkan dairy product reigns supreme.
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He-Who-Opens-The-Door-At-Midnight by avearia for RoundaboutNow, 24 Blue Roses (Powered_By_Spite), Axion-Labs (MonkeyBoy)
Fandoms: Danny Phantom
29 Apr 2026
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"…Why do you have a fridge in your room?"
"Because the ecto-weenie uprising is in full swing," Danny said with a straight face, "..and I am not getting in the middle of that carnage."
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- Part 7 of Phic Phight 2026
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The epic origin story of the new upcoming girl group, Grapebomb.
Understand the depth of all the amazing group members!
- Mcflurry
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Azure is back.
He's back.
After so long of not knowing whether the Spawn had granted him the second life or not, he was back.
There was only one problem. The nonbelievers were stunned by their actions, concerned as to how they could take a life, not knowing it was for the great Spawn.
Especially one pumpkin-headed mage.Or, the sacrifice worked and now Two Time has to deal with the aftermath. Can be taken as a sequel to Feeling Your Pain, Over and Over Again.
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Knocking Would Have Prevented This by Augsburgwitch
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
19 Apr 2026
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Kaeya learns the hard way why knocking is a social grace not to be dismissed, after seeing far more of his brother and a certain bard than he ever wanted to.
Unfortunately, alcohol and poor decision-making lead to the secret slipping… and suddenly all of Mondstadt is asking the same question:
Since when have the bard and the bartender been a thing?Series
- Part 4 of A Bushel of Trouble
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It's time for the M.O.M to put on their hats and uniforms as a friend calls them in for help: she and her father need to produce an award-winning restaurant in one week or lose everything.
Shiloh and co are more than willing to lend a hand, but their skills...well, at least not everything is on fire. And when a rival chef appears, they'll have to prove they have what it takes or watch it all goes down in flame.
Aka the one where Elijah gets to show off his cooking skills while Cyrus just tries to put out fires.
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- Part 21 of The Agency
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King Cold throws a retirement party for himself, and everyone in the Frieza and Cooler force is invited, everything seems to be going well until the power shuts off. No one could see each other now and everything goes to hell.
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We look at each other (and double over and laugh) by kittycarnival
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
08 Apr 2026
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One singular conversation had opened up a Pandora’s box that Keith never even knew existed. Lance likes guys, and, funnily enough, Keith is a guy.
Not that Lance would ever like Keith, though, even though he’s a guy, because there were millions of guys on Earth, millions more in space, and along with that, millions of women too. Keith was probably at the very bottom of the list of people Lance would want to date, just ranking above Zarkon and Sendak, for all he knew. Speaking of which, what kind of guys would Lance date anyway?
Keith bounces his leg, hands clammy as he tries to think of anything else. Hunk would start prepping dinner soon, maybe he could give some opinions on what he’d want to eat? Or perhaps he could even offer to help Hunk out in the kitchen! Yeah, that’s what he’d do-
“What kind of guy is Lance even into, anyway?”
Goddamit.
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OR a canon rewrite where Keith finds out Lance is bisexual and fails to act normal about it.
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A dialogue dependent fic with pie ❤️
(I’m sorry I suck at summaries)
If I do write more of this then there will be at least ONE kiss. Mkay bye bye now!!! -
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Some stupid ass grown men fight like they middle schoolers
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Christmases in the Black family are boring affairs... especially in the afterlife
Originally posted on HPFT in 2018 for poppunkpadfoot's The Marauders Prank Challenge
Sequel of sorts to A Black Christmas, but can be read independently (although it contains a few cross references that might be unclear...)
Lovely banner by ShadowRose
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Pearl and Gem try and sort out Gem's chest monster but it all falls apart
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Tastes Like Love by GaryXxXCarl
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marauders - Fandom
01 Apr 2026
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Inside, Evan cleared his throat with theatrical determination.
“Eggs,” he announced.
The pale hands froze.
Then, very slowly, they reached for the egg bowl.
“Carefully,” Evan warned at once. “Carefully. It is my birthday. You will be kind to me because I am delicate and beloved.”
One hand patted his cheek.
The other picked up an egg.
“Good boy,” Evan said under his breath, smiling.
The reaction was instant.
The hand in the air stilled.
The fingers flexed once.
Then Regulus, hidden from view, pressed closer into Evan’s back, all silent pleased heat and traitorous softness. Evan felt it, laughed quietly, and took the smallest step back to support his weight more securely.
Pandora saw it and pointed at them like she’d found evidence of a crime. “That’s cheating.”
“Yes,” Dorcas said. “But effective.”
Evan smiled to himself. “Now, darling—”
The egg cracked directly against his temple.
The sound rang through the kitchen.
Everyone stared.
A beat later, yolk began to slide slowly down the side of Evan’s face.
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Retiro hacia el infierno by lovelysweetie
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
30 Mar 2026
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Retiro al asilo
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Dazai has bad days. Over the years, there have been less and less of those crushing, dark days. But when shit goes wrong…
There’s always Chuuya.
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We follow the life stories of five young cookies surviving in an apocalyptic world where all other cookies are asleep except for them. Each lives their own unique life story. The goal of our adventurers is to destroy the cause of the apocalypse and this madness in this era. These five became known among the stars as: The New Heroes.
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Percy Jackson and the Great Snack Attack by lialialialialialialialialialialialia, wrapping_paper
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
29 Mar 2026
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“Obviously fries are the best way to have potatoes!” Percy yelled out.
“No, why would you eat it like that!? Roasted potatoes are far superior!” Leo retorted, eyebrows raised in confusion and anger.
Annabeth rolled her eyes at the stupidity of the two boys. She swore they had a fight like this every night at this point. The two would argue over something trivial and before you know it the entire camp was involved.
Water and fire clearly didn't mix.
Camp Half-Blood descends into chaos after an argument between Leo and Percy about the right way to cook a potato.
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Or 9 Times Robby Stole Someone’s Lunch (and One Time They Wish He Had)
At The Pitt, there’s a fridge. Not just any fridge, but THE fridge. It’s where doctors, medics, and staff put their special foods and drinks — things a little more exciting than the usual sandwiches or hospital leftovers. But there’s a catch: every day, without fail, someone’s food or drink goes missing. And it’s become kind of a ritual to make a big deal out of it.
Robby, the legendary fridge thief, always has a very creative explanation every single time he’s caught and perfectly logical explanation for why he “borrowed” someone’s food.
Sometimes, he brings out a new “rule” to justify his actions, but the staff have caught on to his reasons — which are often a little too well-played into his cards.
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Weasley’s Muggle Meals by Stillwriting (Slythindorlover)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Mar 2026
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Draco, along with Blaise and Pansy, are compelled to volunteer at George Weasley’s “soup kitchen.” Draco and Harry are supposed to despise each other but eventually rumors start flying.