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Teeny Weeny, Iddy Biddy Christmas Adventure by Trees_Between_Their_Toes
Fandoms: Stray Kids (Band)
21 Dec 2025
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Year after year, for as long as Jisung has been in the house, he has had a teeny weeny, iddy biddy, miniscule crush on him. The Christmas star. The crown jewel of the festive decorations, proudly sat atop the tree, shining his beautiful light through the whole room. He was a marvel to behold, a sight worth staring at as Jisung did most years. And by ‘teeny weeny, iddy biddy, miniscule crush’, what he really means is that he is absolutely in love with him.
And this year, he is finally going to do something about it.
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Or: Jisung is a Christmas ornament who's in love with the star at the top of the tree. This year, he is determined to meet him. This is his adventure getting there.
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The Building in the North Wing by CrossoverShipper90
Fandoms: Original Work, Object and Concept Anthropomorphism
20 Dec 2025
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After a brutal death, several objects wake up in a place that resides in the unknown.
Their memories of when they were alive warps as time seems to just go on forever in this place, not knowing what exactly will happen to them.
The building they live in is known as the "Everlife" Building - otherwise known as the "Building in the North Wing."
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- English
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- 1,173
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Hits:
- 11
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No Place Like Gnomes by teaspoonnebula for tepidspongebath
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Sherlock Gnomes (2018)
18 Nov 2025
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Dapper Gentleman Gnome (Blue) has been mass-produced in a factory and expects to spend the rest of his days adorning a suburban lawn, until he sustains life-changing damage which ultimately plunges him into a possibly predestined friendship with a hand-crafted ornament made in the image of Sherlock Holmes.
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She likes a boy, and I'm not a boy by Azhuri_here
Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)
14 Oct 2025
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Pepper likes Salt, but Salt won't get the hint, and one day it just comes out. I dont know how to summarize this like hi yes hello Saltpep yuri because for some reason theres only very few content of them
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The Best Part of Waking Up by scullyphile
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
16 Jul 2025
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When he opened the cupboard and reached for his favourite mug, Crowley did so without looking, trusting his muscle memory. He was scanning the back garden for signs of anything out of place when his slender fingers wrapped around it, slipping under the handle. It felt… different.
Crowley's shapeshifter partner enjoys waking him up in the morning.
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In which Astarion is a furious washing machine and Cazador a passive-aggressive wine fridge.
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Falsettos SNACK AU by orphan_account
Fandoms: Falsettos - Lapine/Finn, Falsettos - Lapine/Finn (Broadway Cast) RPF, Original Work, Object and Concept Anthropomorphism
20 Apr 2025
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Basically I put my ocs and some friends' ocs into a falsettos au. Yay!
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Aziracanal is a canal lock who has harbored passionate feelings for pleasure cruise ship Crowley for quite some time. One night, the stars align for an unforgettable night of maritime passion.
AKA a crack fic inspired by the GOAD April Fool's Day makeover to a Boat Facts sub and the passage in Rivals where Cameron unironically compares her vagina to a canal lock and Rupert's cock to the QE2.
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friends forever!,or maybe no[comfort AU] by Idkpls99
Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)
21 Sep 2024
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IT'S OFFICIAL AND IT IS!!
Well,basically it's a story about my oc with its friends(my friends ye),It's just a story of friendship,or not?...
feat:
gaby(my oc)
kiat(kiat oc)
fer(ferchis oc as object)
star(starkitty as object)
mika(cotton puff sona object)
and others...Series
- Part 1 of comfort AU saga
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,513
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Hits:
- 7
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The Legend Of Microblade by clementine_emeralds for AWeirdDuck
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
17 Aug 2024
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“You should sue whoever gave you that haircut,” someone says. Tommy was convinced he was hearing things, or maybe it's just the voice in his head. But, nope. His microwave is fucking speaking to him.
“What the fuck?” he swears. “How- what- what are you?”
“Do you need to get your eyes checked? I'm clearly a microwave,” it responds with a bored tone.
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Tommy is a vampire, and Techno is a sentient microwave. Things happen.
Prompt: "I'm a little suspicious of you..." "Me? What about YOU!?"
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- Part 67 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 32 of The Bedrockbros-centric Mastercollection™
- Part 23 of MCYT Fic Fight 2024!
- Part 1 of Of Legends and Myths (crack edition)
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a better place and a new villain[AU]-canceled- by Idkpls99 for AnimationEpic
Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)
25 Jul 2024
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canceled lol
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 4,373
- Chapters:
- 3/10
- Hits:
- 62
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Greta and Carson are tiny dancing figurines inside a cuckoo clock
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- Part 7 of Drabbles
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I wanted to try writing something serious but not serious at the same time...can't say if it turned out well or not
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how to add photos/gifs on ao3 thru html :3 by yousmelllikemilk
Fandoms: Original Work, Inanimate Insanity (Web Series), Battle For Dream Island (Web Series), ONE - Cheesy Hfj (Web Series)
12 Oct 2023
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i learned how to code and im going fucking wild
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[Podfic] Passing in the Air by Djapchan for fractalgeometry
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
19 Aug 2023
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fractalgeometry's summary:
Aziraphale is quite happy as a ceiling fan, but sometimes he gets curious about what it's like to be an air conditioner like his best friend. What if he could just try it out for a little while, and then go back to his familiar, comfortable, spinning ways?
It helps that Crowley is equally curious what it's like to be a ceiling fan. And with both of them curious...why not go on a bit of an adventure?
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- Part 2 of [Podfic] (A/C)²: the ceiling fan AU
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[Podfic] air conditioned, love unconditional by Djapchan for fractalgeometry
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
19 Aug 2023
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fractalgeometry's summary:
Aziraphale has been the sole ceiling fan cooling the living room for a century. He’s seen it all, and he loves it all. So when a new hotshot (coldshot?) box calling himself an “air conditioner” shows up, Aziraphale isn’t sure what to make of the change.
It doesn’t take long for him to decide that having a friend is nice. It’s only a little longer until he’s wondering how he avoided boredom for all the decades past. It’s good to have a partner in cooling.
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- Part 1 of [Podfic] (A/C)²: the ceiling fan AU
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Spider-Man: Into the Objecti-Verse by TcTheIntrovert
Fandoms: Battle For Dream Island (Web Series), Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies)
02 Aug 2023
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Some weird spider-objects from another universe, they say, stumble their way into N/A’s peaceful island pursuing after an enemy. Maybe this is their chance to start one of those famous reality tv shows!
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Short fic, meet-cute with the prompt 'there was only one bread.' 10/Rose.
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When a man comes home from work, he is greeted by his teddy.
A teddy as big as him. His beloved teddy.
A teddy that will be with him forever.
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- Part 2 of The Abyss
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“Chuuya knew one thing with overwhelming clarity: Dazai was in front of him… as a watering can.”
When members of the ADA and Port Mafia are kidnapped by an ability user and turned into plants, will Soukoku be able to break them all free?