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It has been a year since the end of a war, and since Squadron Six, the last squadron, awoke from their icy slumbers. For a time, they considered themselves the last of their kind, living a mostly isolated lifestyle. After an explosion suddenly puts everything they know into question, Squadron 6 embarks on a quest to explore the outside world… and also to punch these people who broke their wall in the face, among other things.
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Arc 1: The Beginnings Arc (Chapter 1-14)
Arc 2: The Yoyle City Arc (Chapter 15-ongoing)Also cross-posted on Wattpad. You can find it here: Squadron Six on Wattpad
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- Part 1 of Squadron Six AU
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What happens when school shuts down?
- Language:
- English
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- 562
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- 1/?
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- 1
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You are a vampire hunter, sent out into towns to get rid of the unholy. But your latest job changes everything you know. Vampires have become more dangerous, and it’s up to you to find out why before the artificial beasts get the upper hand on objectkind.
Thankfully, you’re not alone. Sometimes the greatest aid is your own enemy.
One you might even come to love…?
(Vampire!MePhone4 x Vampire Hunter Reader)
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Suitcase Please Take Care Of Yourself by Markon_AO3
Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)
10 Dec 2025
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Suitcase refuses to let herself regress, and when she finally does, shes miserable as hell, but only until Knife steps in to help.
Or, Little!Suitcase and Cg!Knife
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 464
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 8
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I Can’t Ignore You. Do Anything For You. by w31rd0_osc
Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)
09 Dec 2025
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(TITLE REFERENCING THE SONG “In My Room” BY ICP!)
Knifecase swap AU, it gets pretty dark and violent so trigger warning for that stuff!!Series
- Part 1 of W31rd0’s Knifecase fics!
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Friends, And Their Benefits by AlbatrossChucker
Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)
09 Dec 2025
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Test tube has always been fascinated by the topic of science and experimentation, but just like everyone else, she needs a break once in a while to blow off some steam. Somehow, maybe Test tube can kill two birds with one stone, by getting to spend some downtime with her friends… and doing a different kind of 'experimenting' with them, wink-wink.
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Hop into the Factory by MyScreamsAreWh1spers
Fandoms: Battle For Dream Island (Web Series), Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)
09 Dec 2025
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Nearly two months had passed since Barf Bag and Basketball have escaped from the non-existent plane. Coming up to a break in their studies, the time is fast approaching to go back and try to set Gaty and the others who are trapped free from One’s wrath.
Everything they could’ve possibly prepared themselves for was shattered when Barf Bag proposed for an extra tag along. Going back to the otherworldly dimension only spells disaster thanks to a silent stalker following them and an oddly cheery kidnapper.
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- Part 2 of where Objects are Non-Existent
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You're So Greedy, Four! by PolarTxic
Fandoms: X Finds Out His Value (Short Film 2008), Battle For Dream Island (Web Series)
09 Dec 2025
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Four is safely situated in their little home in the abandoned yoyle-city, impatiently waiting for X to come back for their awaiting dinner. Unexpectedly, X decides to come back with a live piece of prey wiggling in their hands, wanting to try something a little new...
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Don't like, don't read.
This is a Vore-kink fic, made for ME and MYSELF and I!- Language:
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- 3,719
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- 1/1
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Wake up babe, I just made us a kid by Laurinhapok
Fandoms: Battle For Dream Island (Web Series)
08 Dec 2025
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Tennis Ball can't go a day without being dragged into Golf Ball's shenanigans. He doesn't even know why he's surprised when he goes to her factory one day and Golf Ball presents him with her new "experiment."
Or: GB decides to mix her and TB's DNA in order to create "a lifeform that exhibits only the most superior of intellects!" without consulting anyone first.
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Challenges and eliminations, the days between them so boring, remembering old faces and being terrified of new ones.
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- 1,442
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- 5/?
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Read the tags, please.
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First cum First serve by ssheepdogg
Fandoms: Original Work, Original Object Show, object shows
07 Dec 2025
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smutsmutsmut smutsmut smut
1st part is mainly just suggestive esp towards the end
2nd part is smut2nd part isn't even made yet.go wank elsewhere
yes that means this is unfinished- Language:
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- 1/?
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Trophy wants to stop being so mean all the time, but feels he keeps failing. That just makes him all the more confused as to why Goo won't leave him alone
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This is for selfshipping purposes
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- Chapters:
- 6/?
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Lightbulb wakes up in Hotel OJ to find everything... perfect. Too perfect. Unsettled by this revelation, she tries to find a way to fix her friends, all while slowly succumbing to the urge to be perfect just like them.
Inspired/based on Will Wood songs, primarily Love Me Normally. Woaahhh come on come on and love me normallyyy wooaaahhh yeeaah woah yeah
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Mephone4 wasn’t just a host. He was their superior. He could manipulate their environment, subject them to unimaginable torments, eliminate them from existence with a flick of his finger. They lived and breathed by his rules. Why didn't they see that? Why did they insist on treating him like an equal, or worse, an incompetent failure?
MePhone4 made a decision.
The rules of the game were about to change.
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Its a darkfic on Mephone4 who gets a virus!! I actually put effort and hurt my back and neck alot HELP
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Taco had fled her home planet in hopes of finding somewhere she would be accepted. Unfortunately, the inhabitants of Earth only seem to view her as some sort of cat or research project.
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can i go down on you in public ? by thatonecotlfan
Fandoms: Inanimate Insanity (Web Series)
06 Dec 2025
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I am BACK ON MY BULLSHIT OH MY GOD.
Finally got out of writers block.
basically test tube gives fan a handjob while the dude is in hospital. yes takes place after s4 episode 4.
// title is based of a lyric in Bathroom Bitch by HOLYCHILD
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Paper’s known for a long, long time that his true passion and career was in dance. He could imagine it so clearly, nailing each step in the choreography as music blared in his head. So when an opportunity to participate in the filming for a music video by the pop-star OJ arises, he just couldn’t say no. After all, OJ is his absolute favourite music artist of all time, and no one’s artistry could even compare! Yet Paper could never have imagined how close the two would grow, both on the stage and off of it.
THAAATS RIGHT! I’M WRITING A MULTI-CHAPTERED FIC! even though i’ve planned literally everything out, i’m kinda nervous i might drop the ball halfway, but oh well! i need to start writing consistently anyway
might be inaccurate (cause i don’t dance) and ooc, but i’m doing my research!
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SYMBOLAR YAOI WEEHOO !2!2!!1 by kKURASAN_LOVERRr77s
Fandoms: Испытание На Миллион Тысяч | Contest for Millions of Thousands (Web Series)
05 Dec 2025
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yaoi… mpreg (/j)…divorce… marriage… symbolars… cfmot… ok…