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    They were all coping over Ranboos' death in their own ways. Techno was pretty sure that Phil had dealt with it as he had Wilbur, ignoring it until he physically couldn't any longer. Niki was constantly baking, trying to forget it happened. The only reason he knew that was sometimes he'd find food in his house that he knew wasn't there before. No matter how many times he locked the door, it always showed back up.

    Techno… had just fallen into some state of depression. It was a little like how he reacted when Wilbur died, but ten times worse because while Wilbur was a friend of his, Ranboo had been his mentee. The kid he was supposed to teach about the ways of anarchy and how to war with someone without violence and use only your words.

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    Or: Techno isolates himself from both the syndicate and the world as he grieves over Ranboo.

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    techno is cursed. but wilbur convinces him that he can be loved, too.

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    “Don’t laugh at me,” he says helplessly. “I don’t want to offend you or anything. Or say something wrong.”

    “You…don’t want to offend me,” the fae says, giving him an incredulous look.

    Wilbur starts at the sound of his voice- it’s a bit deeper than he expected. “Well, yeah,” he says as he recovers. “They say the fae are violent and evil, but…you’re just a kid. I mean, you can’t be much older than me. You don’t seem violent and evil.”

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    fae au, but it's not the fae who did the kidnapping this time

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    It had been exactly 3 months since Techno had arrived at the Watson household, and he’d say he was doing pretty well.

    No incidents as of yet, other than the school garden prospering, and he’d been going to school for just over 2 months. He had yet to get anyone sent to the hospital with rose thorns lodged in their palm, so that was a big plus. And, as far as he could tell, none of his fa- none of the people he was staying with suspected anything yet.

    Techno knew he had to get out soon though. His palms ached with a need to grow something, his head pounded day in and out, plagued with excruciating pain which so far he’d blamed on an ongoing migraine. He knew the lie could only hold up so long, but there was never a good opportunity.

    It was an important day today, the third visit from his caseworker in his time staying here. It was as anxiety-inducing as ever. Sure, Phil hadn’t thrown him back into the system either of the last visits, but he never knew what could be just around the corner. This concern was only enhanced by his already unstable powers, and now he'd forgotten his headphones.

    But he could keep everything under control, right?

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    How he yearns for the day to be able to meet his brother’s smiling eyes.

    How he yearns for the day he’ll be able to embrace him in his arms.

    Techno is desperate to solve the mystery of his twin’s status. Where has he gone? Is he even still alive? But when embarking on his journey to do so, stumbles upon a handwritten book filled to the brim with clues which might lead him closer to finding his brother.

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    The story of three brothers, told through flashes of their childhood.

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    “And Tubbo and Ran got me a pair of discs, so I’m going to put them on my wall! Techno got me this really cool notebook, it has a Mincraft pig on it-”
    Phil tutted, shaking his head. “Really Techno, you shouldn’t buy your brother random things without occasion, you’ll only spoil him mate. Besides, you should be saving for Uni, I can’t cover everything.”
    The tension in the room was palpable, Techno glaring daggers at their father. Staring intently at his meal, Wilbur flicked occasional looks upwards. Tommy seemed… Not surprised, but almost heartbroken. His voice when he next spoke was so small it almost made Wilbur flinch.
    “What- What do you mean ‘no occasion’?”

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    A poem about how power can ruin people, but so does seeking freedom relentlessly.

    //

    or,

    SBI is blinded by their immense power over their empire and they lost sight of reality, the people living in the empire start a riot and the empire falls to pieces,
    everyone finds themselves through this, because power doesn't mean happiness.

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    Techno was worried.

    His fierce brother, who had been in more life-or-death experiences than anyone, was worried.

    The worry changed to pure fear for a split second before switching to an emotionless look as hard as steel.

    Wilbur was almost beginning to believe that he had imagined it…

    Until he felt the cold steel press against his neck.

    : Or an AU where supervillain twins duo gets into a little more trouble than they can handle...

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    It was the water. Phil can still swear on it. It had to have been the water. He knows it as he races down the apartment complex’s stairs, a backpack on his shoulders and a crossbody bag clutched in his hands. The sirens are blaring in his ears, they are a pair of fingers digging into his temples; rolling thunders never ceasing. Outside, the orange blaze of fire makes him want to lock himself inside. He can't, he knows he can't. If he does, he dies. He needs to get away.

    He has two toddlers, and they are clinging to his sleeves as they run, adjusting to the sudden onslaught of noise. It’s all he can hear. Crying, screaming, the thump of his boots against the ground, gunshots, fire crackling. One of them is asking questions, the other is gently shushing him and telling him Dad needs to focus. Phil is grateful for that, at least.

    or, there is a zombie apocalypse, and they just want to get to Haven (the only safe place in this hellhole dear god)

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    A hoard of angry men, like a stampede of animals, burst from the forest. All holding guns and knives and shovels, each with a red face full of fury. All chasing that skinny, cackling boy. All of them that were running towards Techno, too.

    He didn’t think that they would stop to listen as he explained, and so he found himself running alongside that brown haired boy.

    “What did you do??” He shouted over the angry screams and yells.

    The boy turned to look at him and Techno was suddenly struck by how bright his eyes were. Not literally, they were a deep brown. But something in them just shined. Techno never noticed how dull everyone else's eyes had become.

    “I stole this,” the boy laughed, and pulled a tiny piglet from his jacket. The poor thing stared around with wide eyes as it was jostled about.

    “You stole a pig?!” Techno gasped, diving behind a car to avoid gunshots.

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    Techno was alone when the world ended. He somehow gains a brother and a pet pig out of it.

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    Tommy hated how he saw through the broken cracks. He hated how he saw the bags under his parents eyes and heard the broken promises through the walls.

    Tommy didn’t like knowing his mom was sick.

    He didn’t want to think that she could die.

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    Tommy tried to ignore the burning in front of his eyes. He tried to ignore Wilbur’s questioning gaze.

    “I watched him break down into nothing.”

    The silence was thick. Tommy laid his head in the crook of his brothers neck. He stared at the rising sun.

    “Tommy- what are you talking about?” Wilbur sounded weird.

    “Ma’s sick Wil. She’s really sick.” It was a whisper and a verdict in one. Tommy was tired of pretending Kristen was fine.

    “Let me pretend for a little longer.” Wilbur whispered pulling Tommy closer.

    “Let me have my last sunrise.”
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    Tommy’s life is perfect. He loves his small town on the coast. He loves the ocean. He loves his brothers.

    He doesn’t love the fact his mom is dying. He especially hated the fact that everyone chooses to ignore it, pretend it’s fine.

    Tommy fears if he does the same, she’ll be gone before he can remember her.

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    Post from u/Ash&Soot regarding a mattress he needs to sell

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    Their sides were sealed now.

    Techno lunged at him as Phil ducked to the side. He grabbed Phil’s wing and shook him off balance as Phil swung around at him.

    He dodged as Phil swung the broad side of his sword at him. It grazed his arm and tore at the fabric covering it.

    The warm blood dripped from it, but he ignored it as he swung at Phil.

    :Or an AU Where Em duo ends up on different sides of a corrupt system...

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    “Blood is coming.”

    He could feel the excitement of the voices jumping in his head.

    “I’m leaving.”

    He turned around to see the tables behind him were empty. Most of the people had left, and the few that remained blocked the door with their weapons drawn.

    “I’m afraid we have orders to not allow that to happen, Technoblade.”

    : Or an AU Where syndicate space tracker Phil and Technoblade track down the rumor of an avian hybrid and have an old enemy return to get revenge.

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    Wilbur waved faintly, and they were gone. Once Wilbur and Techno left, Phil shot Puffy a concerned look.

    "Something is seriously wrong there." He whispered, staring at the door where they'd been standing moments before. They didn't look anything like the bright, happy twins that he'd seen on TV.

    "Maybe they're just nervous." Puffy replied, knowing Phil was right, but hoping deep down that they weren't as broken as they seemed. It made her sick to think about. "Nerves are normal before tournaments, right?" Puffy's eyes shot over to the teens sitting across from her. They all had the exact same tournament, and none were as petrified as Wilbur and Techno.

    "Those black-eyes don't come from ballet, Puff." Phil insisted. Puffy bit her lip. She knew he was right.

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    Wilbur and Techno are ballet prodigies living in an abusive home. They meet Phil, healing ensues.

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    AU where there is a tie for the title, and position of the #1 hero.

    Though there is no rivalry… it’s shared, happily.

    Wilbur and Techno, twin heroes and leaders in the field, work in complete tandem with their powers.

    Wilbur (Orpheus) has powerful telekinesis while his brother, Techno (Protesilaus), has teleportation.

    Though what many don’t know, is that Techno doesn’t actually have powers.

    He’s hailed as the most skilled swordsman in the world, faster and smoother with his movements than most people who spend years training.

    Yet the Bureau does not consider such things powers.

    So… they fake it.

    \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/

    In other words: Lies get exposed, and family has yet to be found.

    This fic was written as a gift for my lovely friend Kyoocko <3 congrats on 1k bestie!!!

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    The disease for the unloved, a seed of doubt that was gently placed deep within your heart, watered by every insecurity you had, collecting every thought of hopelessness that crossed your mind, growing up inside your lungs, interwoven like vines around walls, blooming flowers and thorns that would soon clog your throat, filling you body with pain and longing until you shuddered under the weight of bouquets that would part your lips open, making you perish as the flowers would tear you from the insides, feeding from your withering body until there were no more than bones left.

    It was a death sentence.

    There was no cure.

    It would only go away once you felt yourself loved.

    And Technoblade, was the most unlovable being in existence.

     

    - Technoblade gets Hanahaki and a child

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    "I… taught myself how to fix it." Techno admitted. "It was actually really easy. There was a manual in the garage. It was just a matter of findin' parts. I don't think it's gonna run ever again but it got us to where we needed to go."

    "Easy? You're fourteen and you fixed a car that you taught yourself to fix?" Phil asked, sounding incredulous. "That's damn impressive, mate."

    Techno wasn't sure how to respond to that. He wasn't equipped to respond to praise about his skills, at least well. He was good at staying silent.

    ---

    Or: Techno and Wilbur run from their foster home and go to Phil's house, who takes them in.

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    When he wakes up, the war will be over.

    Where there was bloodshed, there will be beds of wildflowers. Where there was fighting, there will be love to be had. That is a world he will wake up to eventually.

    //

    Aka, Techno has a deep-seated fear and hatred for humanity and their sins. Philza is the only exception, and probably Wilbur.

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