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Cursed - Dream SMP AU by Emilylime17
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Origins SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
08 Oct 2025
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Philza's searching for Technoblade. A hoglin won't leave his side. Neither knows the truth. Yet.
Technoblade was cursed- turned into a hoglin with no way to communicate and tell his friends that no, Phil, he did not eat Techno, and no, Ranboo, he was not a pork snack, and for the love of Prime how had no one realised he was Technoblade yet? All the while, Techno's mysterious attacker plots from the shadows, a plan slowly coming to fruition that could endanger the little happiness left on this Prime-forsaken server.
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The hoglin then let out a soft grunt and opened its mouth as it leaned towards him. Phil flinched away, not wanting to get his face chewed off, but he was too slow to prevent it from grabbing onto the shoulder of his coat with its mouth. Phil froze as he watched it, and the crow on his other shoulder let out a surprised squawk. The pig ignored them both and started to drag Phil away by the sleeve.
“What the actual fuck is going on?”
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Or: Technoblade is turned into a hoglin and falls victim to Phil's chronic adoption, becoming his new pet. Techno is not pleased.
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Technoblade had been cursed into a piglin form after a run in with a witch as a teenager before being thrown into the Nether as punishment for stealing from her. Now he’s finally made it home but he has one problem. His family doesn’t recognize him and he can no longer communicate with them.
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The way they were standing, Death closer than Life. I knew easily.
Kristin always stands to Philza’s right.
But in those times that she is on his left. Those are the times he has no say in how it ends.
With mortals, death is guaranteed to happen; eventually.____
“SHE’S ALREADY DYING!”
(Aka: Cursed and Arranged to be wed Enemies to Lovers Royal AU with a Godly, Time Loopy, Soulmates twist. We are ticking off all the boxes.)
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- Part 1 of Death Loops
- Part 17 of ZomPig Main List
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The Cursed Princes by MorningMoon28
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
12 Feb 2025
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Almost 2 decades ago the twin princes of the Antarctic Empire were cursed. The only clue they have to help them find the cure is that they have to find the missing piece. But what or who exactly is this missing piece? And what happens when Prince Wilbur finds it.
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Characters are also probably OOC because I don't know much of anything aside from fanfiction
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You're Worth More Than The Gold You're Made Of (Or The Legends To Your Name) by RoseGoldOrigins for sircantus
Fandoms: mcyt, DreamSMP
29 Oct 2024
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Technoblade got cursed into the crown that advised him for the entirety of his rule. When he came back to awareness a teenager was being coronated.
Technoblade didn't know what to make of the situation until Tommy recognised who he was. The people feared Techno... His legacy was that of bloodshed and war.
Tommy insisted even a man who went so astray as him deserved to be set free. Techno wondered if the world could accept him after so much time passing.Series
- Part 25 of Concept Fics
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Sometimes, when the voices in Technoblade's head get too loud, he does things he'd never do otherwise.
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- Part 7 of Other Techza fics
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He’s never been a sane man, especially when away from the sea—Technoblade is as sane as the company he keeps, which involves Philza, who’s brain was bound to become a bit loose from all his years spent living. Techno never envied the man, aware of what a curse his existence must be—But now that he has a deadline looming over his head it’s hard to not be a bit jealous of the opportunity of infinity. Infinite days to plunder, infinite moments to exists at sea, infinite tavern fights to witness. He mourns the loss of it already.
But infinity is too long for him to ever hope to have, so he settles for a million instead. A million more tavern fights, starting with this one.
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Technoblade is a pirate cursed slightly unfairly by a god of the sea, one year to live is not a lot of time but hopefully it's enough for a million more everythings. Bonus of multiple other characters being cursed, stealing ships, and aromanticism
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Tommy laughed, pointing his branch into the air, proclaiming his victory against an invisible army. “That’s what you get for challenging Thomas Innit! I am king!”
The world flickered. The field was cast in ash, grasses burnt to yellow and black, trees smoldering against a red sky.
It was barely a vision, but it left Techno’s hands gripping the grass, looking at the young prince with a desperation that he would never see, too busy slicing at the air.
“Spar! Parry! Recover!” The words he was shouting were almost nonsense, slightly mispronounced. Tommy had absolutely no idea what their meanings were, and it was just as endearing as Phil had promised. “Yield!”
A red sky, a metal sword, a discarded emerald.
Blue sky. The sky was blue today. Techno took in a breath, worried he would breathe in ash, but all he could smell was pollen.
“Uncle Techno?”
The curse of an immortal could not easily be explained to an eight-year-old. -
A Golden Cage Is Still A Cage, Isn't It? by Crow_in_the_mist
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
06 Aug 2024
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Techno was once human, but that was before the gods cursed him.
Now he was a cursed one like many others... and his duty was to protect his island and his people from the dangers outside.He knew that the gods had put a price on his head, but he never expected that they would use a cursed man to do it.
Until today, when he was cornered on the ground by a cursed man with blond hair and poisonous eyes.Series
- Part 1 of Golden Cage AU
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My Pulse Is Clear (Rushing in My Ears) by Ringravity for sunsetsparks
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game)
03 Aug 2024
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Technoblade was one of the few drivers that got a guaranteed home Grand Prix each year, and yet six years later, he still hadn’t won it.
That wasn’t for lack of trying. He had podiumed at Silverstone, Canada, Monaco, Spa, and circuits that weren’t even on the calendar anymore. Techno had even sprayed the champagne down onto his team from the top step of Monza, their home track last season.
Techno knew how to drive, and he had a car that worked with him. But still, he had failed to win a single race in the States. This year he had three chances, which there was grumbling on the track for, but he ignored it.
This year he was going to break the curse.
:Or an AU where I gave F1!Techno the Monaco curse...except worse?
: Or Or an AU where Techno's got three shots to break the curse and win his home race. (2 times he crashes + 1 time he doesn't!)
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“I screwed up,” Wilbur whispers. Techno looks at Wilbur’s wand and his heart sinks.
A wand could withstand a lot of things, and it was unheard of to need to replace it.
Unless the wielder did something so taxing that the wand shattered underneath the weight of the magic.
The wand in question was splintered into so many pieces, some protruding from Wilbur’s hands, most in the work bench.
“Where’s my wand, Wilbur.” It wasn’t a question.
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In a corrupted world where magic's price is too high but it has to be paid to survive, Techno is beside his brother until the very end.
Until Wilbur screws up and Techno makes a foolish promise. From that foolish promise to a dying man comes an obligation to fulfill that promise.
Wilbur didn't say Techno had to be happy and alive. Just alive.
But maybe he'll find a family that is more than happy to help him find happiness in his dreary days.Series
- Part 11 of SBI Get happy endings to their angsty lives
- Part 6 of God Fight (2024)- Cowgirl's Version
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Haunted and Holy by Ringravity
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Sleepy Bois Inc, SMPEarth
31 Jan 2024
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Niki had called the disease Hanahaki. She had warned him that it would kill him should he ever get it and let it fester, but her voice had the grin of knowing that the tale was simply a fable that could never affect mortals.
Techno knew better now. It was never a disease meant to affect the mortals…
It was meant to torture the cursed immortal.
Forever unable to die and thus stuck in the constant cycle of the flowers flaring each time they were forced to say goodbye to those they loved.
And so it did.
:Or an AU where I said Cursed Immortal Technoblade + royalty + Parents duo + Hanahaki (With a happy ending)
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techno finds a super silly sword
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Technoblade told Tommy that the kid was Theseus, claimed the blonde the same as the man. It makes sense...the exile, the minotaur being a way to call Dream, or Technoblade.
or: Technoblade says jk lol you aren't Theseus, but one out of the two of us is, and it sure as hell ain't you.
or: Author has had this idea stuck in their head for way to god damn long.
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Prompt: Scarecrows
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Wilbur huffs as Techno glares at him through the blizzard. “Well, it’s our best shot, moron. Unless you have a better plan.” Wilbur crosses his arms and Techno huffs in annoyance.“Fine then! I hope you know that I’m burning you alive tomorrow for warmth.” Techno’s arms wrap around him and Wilbur growls.
“Not if I do it first.”
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Techno and Wilbur hate each other. No one knows why it started or how, that's just how it is. That is until they suddenly disappear one day after threatening to light the other on fire. No one notices the two suspiciously placed scarecrows in the witch's crops until years later and the results are something that no one, not even Wilbur or Techno, could've expected.Series
- Part 3 of Spooky Bingo
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There is one thought and one thought only in his mind, and that is to put as much distance between himself and the Cobalt Oasis as possible.
He can barely see its shape anymore, he can’t make out the buildings and the trees and he certainly can’t make out the people, but its shadow still looms on the watery horizon, always hounds his back no matter how hard he tries to run from it.
The sun has sunk further now, the sky is darkening and while the sand is still hot, the air is beginning to chill. The desert is dangerous at dark, everyone always says. Phil hopes it will be kind to him, though with his luck—with his condition, really—he knows it won’t.
And still, he keeps moving.
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Or, Phil is running, Technoblade finds him, and magical secrets are difficult to keep. -
God loves you, but not enough to save you by higherpich
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
09 Oct 2023
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“Do you want to murder me?”
The question stops Tommy’s train of thought, one headed straight off-rail and down the side of a cliff. “What?”
“You’ve never wanted to bludgeon me with a stone, right?” Techno asks. Tommy shakes his head. As much as he might dislike Techno at times, like when he forces the kid to work the fields for hours, he’s never wanted to hurt him. Only the voices do. Tommy has spent so much of his life with the voices as his identity, that he forgot there was a boy before that. Techno wants him to know that he is Tommy and that the burden he’s been forced to carry does not define him as a person.
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Tommy never chose to be cursed like this. Neither did Techno. They reflect over things together under a starry sky.
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Theseus, but he has pink hair by do_you_know_venus
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
04 Oct 2023
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Technoblade had told Tommy that he was Theseus, the blond boy matching him almost perfectly. However, what if instead of Tommy, it was Technoblade?
or: Technoblade is Theseus and he goes through a lot of shit.
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"I give this child my blessing.” the blood god whispered, almost as if he spoke any louder, it would break the world around them. The god brushed his hand over the child’s face, smearing it in blood. And for the first time in his short life, Techno opened his eyes and started to cry, lunges screaming and calling for attention.
Philza hushed him with a smile on his face, his heart soaring with relief as he saw his son blink up at him, his feet kicking and arms thrashing in the blanket. His lover came soon after, relieved laughter escaping her lips as she cooed down at him.
“Is he your oldest?” the god asked, watching the baby grab Philza’s finger.
"Yes.” Philza answered without looking up from his son."Take it to your grave.” the blood god sighed, stepping towards the still open window, the wind blowing the snow like a whirlwind.
"Whatever his birthright may be, he will be better off without.”"A child born from a goddess, sired by an angel and becoming a vessel… he will become the most dangerous threat to this world if you fail to guide him.” he warned.
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Or, Philza only wants to give his sons' the life they deserve, but Technoblade only wants to be good -
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techno is cursed. but wilbur convinces him that he can be loved, too.