12 Works in Suffering Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF)

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    In the most typical zombie apocalypse move ever, Phil tried his damndest to hide the coughing from Techno. The idiot ever desperate to not entrench further fear into his only son left. At least that's the reason Phil told himself when he lay awake at night choking on his lungs.

    Techno doesn’t blame him, not really. What do you do? When you know it’s only a matter of time before you’re going to leave your youngest son, at barely seventeen, to survive. To fight against literal monsters. To live among the end of the fucking world…

     

    Completely, alone.

     

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    Left to survive alone in a wasteland of a world, Techno pushes forward through hell with a single purpose on his mind: To get his family back.

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    In Which Beleagured Mafia Member Technoblade Attempts To Do Paperwork, Deal With His Coworkers Skeppy And Bad And Co, And Now He Has To Talk To The Strange Blond Prisoner He's Suddenly In Charge Of, Why Does This Always Happen To Him He Is A Good Person—Wait, Okay, He Is Not A Good Person At All But He Pays His Taxes (Tax Fraud Is How They Get You) Hopefully This Man Will Be Cowed Into Silence Oh No That's Not Gonna Happen Is It Oh No.

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    "I give this child my blessing.” the blood god whispered, almost as if he spoke any louder, it would break the world around them. The god brushed his hand over the child’s face, smearing it in blood. And for the first time in his short life, Techno opened his eyes and started to cry, lunges screaming and calling for attention.

    Philza hushed him with a smile on his face, his heart soaring with relief as he saw his son blink up at him, his feet kicking and arms thrashing in the blanket. His lover came soon after, relieved laughter escaping her lips as she cooed down at him.

    “Is he your oldest?” the god asked, watching the baby grab Philza’s finger.
    "Yes.” Philza answered without looking up from his son.

    "Take it to your grave.” the blood god sighed, stepping towards the still open window, the wind blowing the snow like a whirlwind.
    "Whatever his birthright may be, he will be better off without.”

    "A child born from a goddess, sired by an angel and becoming a vessel… he will become the most dangerous threat to this world if you fail to guide him.” he warned.
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    Or, Philza only wants to give his sons' the life they deserve, but Technoblade only wants to be good

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    Bad liked feeling the feeling of power, control, trus- NO! No he does not, and he WILL, keep on saying that until he is fully convinced.

    Bad was.. Confusing sometimes, but in a good way. It's the season, fruit are ripe, the trees are blossoming, and the animals are getting straight to it! Hunting, etc. And Bad is getting an instinct, it's clawing at Bad, and sometimes he feels like a rabid animal. He finds himself making more accidents, wings shooting out, almost hitting someone!
    And there's also Ranboo.

    He also is, he's a hybrid as well. His is less severe. He just gets the sudden urge to pick things up and put them back, like an enderman. He comforts Bad, since they.. Both can relate.

     

    Note: This story unintentionally became a Skephalo story, so, sorry..
    https://mobile.twitter.com/Quackity/status/1509762789375557636
    VERY RECENT NOTE: So, everything above, including that other note, where like written in 2021- early 2022, I just never posted this, oops.
    REGARDING THE SKEPHALO, IT IS SHARING ITS PLOT PRETTY EVENLY SO IT IS NOT WHAT THE FIC IS ALL ABOUT. IT IS ALSO MORE ON THE CANNON SHIP SIDE OF THINGS.

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    Techno scooped a couple plates off the couch and put them in a stack by the wall. “So, you found a guy.”
    “I sure did!” Wilbur said. “Go on. Guess where I found said guy.”
    “This is going to sound insane,” Techno said, sitting down.
    “I promise you it can’t be weirder than the truth, after the evening I’ve just had,” Wilbur said. He pulled a towel out of the laundry basket on the coffee table and sat on it. “I promise.”
    “That guy isn’t a historical reenactor, is he,” Techno said.
    “I am really beginning to think he is not, no,” Wilbur said, and put his head in his hands. “Technoblade, what am I going to do?”

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    ”What could I possibly tease you about?" Wilbur stopped at the railing of the ship and looked Techno in the face, innocent eyes holding a questioning glare.

    "I don't know! You usually tease me about likin' every boy that I come into any sort of contact with." Techno uncrossed his arms gave Wil an exasperated look.

    "I made no such indication that I would do that." Wil brought his hand up to his chin and pondered mockingly, "You brought that up all by yourself."

    "I— but!" Techno sighed in defeat and joined Wil at the railing, leaning on it and looking down into the deep, blue water.

    "So, do you like the boy you were talking about?" Wil's teasing voice ceased, into one more mature sounding, like a genuine question.

    "Better than George." Techno snarled.

     
    Or; Upperclassman Techno Blade DeWitt Craft falls in love with lowlife American Dream Dawson.

    Or-or; DNB Titanic rewrite with an alternate ending.

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    See, Techno didn’t really know George all that well, despite the British man having transferred over a year ago and formed a close friendship with Dream. Also, he was dating Wilbur, which meant in some sort of fashion Techno should have been used to him randomly showing up, but nope.

    5 + 1 where Technoblade awkwardly and unwillingly interacts with George, plus the one time he happily does.

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    “Brilliant,” said Philza. “If everybody’s here, then.” He clicked a button on a small remote and a screen behind him slid out of the wall. “This is the target for the next job. Las Nevadas.” The screen behind him showed a brilliant neon-lit street backed with blocky non-descript buildings. “Gambling site, research site, and absolute fucking political powerhouse. Estimated take for this job is twelve point five million. Each.”

    “So we’re hitting the casino?” Tubbo said, mouth full of cookie. “Fuck, too hot.”

    “The casino isn’t where the money is,” Technoblade cut in. “The casino bankrolls the research arm, which is so valuable at this point that their security is probably better than the casino.”

    “What we’re going after specifically is their latest development, a toy for the super-rich.” The display screens switched to show off a small gold figurine set with emeralds. “They market it as a ‘Totem of Undying’, and it’s the best medical assistance money can buy.”

    Or: Everybody in this heist gets superpowers and competence, including (unfortunately) our antagonists.

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    (title from "There, There" by Radiohead)

    Techno orchestrates his own symphony of self-destruction

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    The infamous alpha pair have a rather heated fight. hehehehe i just rlly needed alpha skeppy and bad in my life, and y'all are welcome cuz everyone else needed it too whether yoU liKE iT oR noT *deep breath*

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    Technoblade discovers something in Logstedshire that leaves him with a million different questions in his head.

    How convenient that Ghostbur is there to answer them.

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    It was an accident, a simple mistake, an unfortunate combination of nerves and being in the wrong place at the wrong time. The call came quickly, unexpectedly, upon Techno’s household one spring morning. The call to war, to raise arms, to pay back a long overdue favour, and in the chaos of preparation the two who lived in the quaint arctic cottage forgot a crucial object to keep on their person at all times.
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    Philza dies and what happens afterwards.

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