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“What the hell.” The kid whispers, horrified, like Techno’s the one with a busted lip and black eye. “How are you doing that??”
Techno blinks his red eyes, doing his best to scrub the dried tears away. “Doin’ what?”
“Hanging upside down like that??”
“Well, I was sleepin’.” Techno glares, burrowing into his wings.
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”The baby bat screamed out in fright, ‘Turn on the dark, I’m afraid of the light.’” — Shel Silverstein
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- Part 2 of The Adventures of Batnoblade
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foraging for lurking shadows by clementine_emeralds
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
22 Oct 2024
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Techno huffs a dull laugh. "Don't worry about any of my business. Just head back to the dormitory and go to bed like the old man you are."
"Fine," Phil gives in. "But if you're not back in fifteen minutes, I'm sending Tommy down here."
"Like that's threatening," Techno snorts. "I'll be alright. It's worth it in the long run."
Phil walks away before looking back at him. "Is it though?"
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wherein Techno overtrains and Phil tells Tommy to be responsible and stop him from doing anything stupid
Technotober (Clem's Version) prompt #30: 'Training for Battle'
Sicktember prompt #2: 'Too Much of a Good Thing/Overindulgence'
with bedrockbros and emduo!Series
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they're burning down the orchard (to the soil) by clementine_emeralds
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
13 Oct 2024
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He once tried asking his father, the king, why some birds have strings tied to their feet. But all the man he's grown to call ‘Your Majesty’ and never ‘Papa’ did was make sure he'd never ask again.
But Techno was curious. So he did, he did ask again.
It ended with him being locked in a cellar with a racing heart and a bruise on his cheek. That story is one he'll choose to forget anyday.
That's why he talks to Phil, even if the crow, of course, never utters anything back. He walks the bird through how his day went, and how it's going to go for the following weeks. Monotonous. Painfully monotonous.
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wherein Techno's only safe place from his (very mean!) father is with a crow he likes to harvest apples with
Technotober (Clem's Version) prompt #15: 'Medieval Apple Picking'
AI-less Whumptober prompt #23: 'Safe/Unsafe'
with emeraldduo!Series
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Eyes White as Daisies by clementine_emeralds, clemeralds (clementine_emeralds)
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
11 Oct 2024
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Techno grimaces. “Why am I here, Tommy?”
“I said not another wo-”
“Why am I in your limbo?”
Tommy stares at him sadly. His eyes, they began to whisper. ’Why am I in yours?’, he'd wanted to say. ‘I missed you’, he'd wanted to scream.
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There is a familiar boy in Techno's limbo after his execution. The boy likes flowers and fields and the memories he has of his utterly complicated bond with his brother.
Technotober (Clem's Version) prompt #4: 'Dream SMP Canon Divergence'
Angstober prompt #11: 'Wake Up'
with bedrockbros!Series
- Part 11 of Technotober 2024 (Clem's Version!)
- Part 3 of wipe away my invisible tears (angstober 2024!!)
- Part 143 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 68 of The Bedrockbros-centric Mastercollection™
- Part 47 of Clementine's Personal Favourites :p
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to those i hear inside my head (and to the voice i hear instead) by clementine_emeralds, clemeralds (clementine_emeralds)
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
08 Oct 2024
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Unfortunately, Wilbur's mean glares and cold responses are only a couple of things that float in his vast, never-ending ocean of problems.
The sudden upsurge of the voices lingering in his head doesn't usually occur in school. When it does so happen that his luck betrays him without remorse, it would be in the bathroom or behind the school parking lot dumpsters where no one will hear or care when he starts to scream.
But today, the voices have been clouding his head the moment he stepped into the classroom.
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The voices in Techno's head get particularly loud and the only person around is Wilbur, his seatmate that hates his guts (or so he thought).
Technotober (Clem's Version) prompt #13: 'Hearing Voices'
Angstober prompt #30: 'Nothing Else To Tell You'
with twinsduo!Series
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Twenty-Five Inches of Snow by clementine_emeralds
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
03 Oct 2024
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Something jolts him awake. Surprisingly, that something is riddled with promising warmth. He lets out a small whine. He doesn't find the thought of opening his eyes particularly favourable right now.
“Can you hear me?” someone asks beyond the static ringing in his ears. “If you can hear me, can you open your eyes?”
Techno manages to find a bit of strength in him to squint his eyes open. Everything is blurry, he can feel icicles hanging from his eyelashes like butterfly cocoons. Yet, a silhouette forms in his vision. He focuses on a brown-haired man kneeling in front of him. His gaze is distraught and concerned, and Techno couldn't be bothered to wonder why.
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Nether-born Techno is stuck in the snowy parts of the Overworld.
Technotober (Clem's Version) prompt #29: 'Nether to Overworld Immigration'
AI-less Whumptober prompt #9: 'Hypothermia' "You look pretty pale."
with twinsduo!Series
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Please Don't Return Me to The Dark by clementine_emeralds
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
01 Oct 2024
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A piece of parchment is tossed in front of him. It's smooth and new, as if it were a freshly ironed garment. Techno is unsure if he should know what to expect. He reads the contents slowly, silently.
Unlike every other time he's been asked to read a letter addressed to him, they don't ask him to fight. They don't ask him to battle.
“You want me to..” Techno trails off, voice cut short by the rough edges of his throat. “You want me to be your kingdom’s general? Me, the guy who led a rebellion against you two years ago and the reason why you even need a new general in the first place?”
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Another kingdom asks Techno to be their general. It doesn't end well for him, but hey, at least he gets a new friend!
Technotober (Clem's Version) prompt #1: 'Weapon of War'
AI-less Whumptober prompt #4: 'non-consensual body modifications' "You're a monster."
AI-less Whumptober prompt #22: 'Forced to kneel' "Do not look away."
with emeraldduo!Series
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Shattered Irises, Broken Lenses by clementine_emeralds, clemeralds (clementine_emeralds)
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
29 Sep 2024
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The Blood God—that’s what they would call him. Then they would shiver after uttering his name and faint at the slightest sight of his billowing cloak. His enemies couldn't even look him in the eye.
Those same eyes are failing him right now.
Truth be told, the famed and fearsome Blood God is nothing without his glasses.
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Techno loses his glasses during battle and that causes problems. Phil comes to his aid though.
Sicktember prompt #6: 'Dizziness/Vertigo' with emeraldduo
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it's blurry through the windows by clementine_emeralds
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
28 Sep 2024
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He gets cut off by a road bump, it rattles the whole minivan and he has no other choice but to grudgingly lean on the door.
His immune system didn't like that.
Techno looks away and lets out a deep breath as soon as the path turned into something much smoother, much easier to deal with.
Wilbur stares at him. The roughness of the concrete beneath the gyrating wheels of the vehicle doesn't seem to affect him that much. “You seem pale,” he narrows his eyes. “Aww, are you getting carsick?”
“Shut up,” Techno groans, folding his knees against his chest. If Wilbur doesn't stop being irritating, he will vomit all over him out of spite or something.
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Techno gets carsick and Wilbur tries his best to care for him.
Sicktember prompt #29: 'Sick On A Roadtrip' with twinsduo
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Tommy hacked and coughed, bile sweetly acidic and rancid raced out of his throat and onto the old worn wood of his childhood house. It was the place he wanted to read Techno’s last words to him, despite the considerable distance he had to travel to get there.
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Technoblade's suicide note to Tommy
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Building a family from ground 0 (being rewritten) by EveryThingButNormal, Theo_exe
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
25 Sep 2024
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"Quackity was a modest man, never asking for much really. He built himself up from nothing, if you're not counting a certain ram but he was nothing but a small hindrance to his success really, but suffice to say he would count himself as a very productive person. But even with all the wealth, fortunes, big plans, and friends; he never really had someone or someones to call his own. "
Quauckity decides to worm him way into the SBI Family dynamic using his own special tools
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- Part 6 of Tommy's Trance Time
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Phil is intimately familiar with Techno’s nightmares.
Some, he knows, are old. Remnants of an ancient empire, now long gone. Others are newer. Blood and battles and opponents struck down without mercy, to satisfy a bloodthirsty god.
Others, Phil is finding, are so new that he has never conceived of them.Series
- Part 3 of viva la vida
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Love is Red (So is my Blood) by orphan_account
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
16 Sep 2024
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Technoblade’s family never felt like family. The only way they could ever love him was through violence. And he was okay with that. Too bad the royal family wasn’t.
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Technoblade gets forcefully adopted by the king of his nation. He isn’t particularly pleased by this.
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“Bruuuuh, how about you actually listen for once?”
Phil smiled faintly as he stepped onto the train, phone pressed to his ear as the intercom blared loudly above him.
“C’mon mate,” He replied vaguely, slumping down on one of the crappy seats “I always listen to you.”
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Phil's on his way to meet up with Techno.
All is not as it seems.
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Re:Good Night Till It Be Morrow by HAN4RE
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
08 Sep 2024
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At just fifteen years old, Theseus uncovered the horrifying truth: his family, driven by their insatiable greed, had committed countless atrocities to satisfy their own desires. Adding to his torment, he discovered that his trusted personal bodyguard, the one he considered family—Odysseus—was actually a spy. Consumed by guilt and betrayal, Theseus faced the ultimate consequence as the people demanded his execution.
Yet, in an ironic twist of fate, Theseus found himself reincarnated, now serving a man he had hoped never to encounter again.
Or the remake of Wolf's Lady AU I make long time ago, this one is more heavy on angst and may contain some scene (in future chapters) that for some people triggered, so, you all been warned. You still can read the original, if you want to with this link!
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The creaking of a voiceless door by IcarusTheCryptid, saturna_alis, sherashalala for definitely_red
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), QSMP | Quackity SMP, Dream SMP
08 Sep 2024
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NIGHTMARE STALKER P1
The Nightmare Stalker is an extremely dangerous Spirit. If you suspect that this is within your vicinity, run.
The Nightmare Stalker has the ability to hide itself in a cloak of invisibility, and the only indication of its presence would be its unconcealable glowing white eyes.
When you look at its eyes it manages to hinder you by making you remember previous nightmares. I think that’s pretty nifty considering I had this one dream I wanted to remember but couldn’t.
Other than its eyes, there is no way to detect its presence. Fortunately these creatures will only ever reveal its presence at night and these avoid the sun. I once managed to scare it off using a UV lamp, so I believe the reason it hides in the day is because of its natural aversion to shorter wavelengths of 10–400 nanometers. I’m yet to see more on this because these creatures too rare for me to give the time of day to actively find. They just pop up for some reason.
I did manage to figure out first try that the invisibility goes away when you hit it with a stick, but not when you throw one at it. I hope I didn’t kill it, it’d be cool if I’d run into it another time.
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- Part 15 of satu's fic fight adventures 2024
- Part 9 of Alliums Mean Prosperity (sera's ficfight season 3)
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I Aim True and the Ground is Where I Go by Ringnea for Virgil_Summons
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Sleepy Bois Inc.
08 Sep 2024
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Title from Too Sweet - Hozier
Fae are fickle beings, choosing to avoid humans, especially after the war. Sadly Technoblade found the ones that are happy to invade his life whether he wants them to or not. At least he isn’t bored.
AKA Twinduo fae au, where Wilbur bugs the shit out of Technoblade and he finds it funny.
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a hand to hold by clementine_emeralds for Virgil_Summons
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
03 Sep 2024
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Wilbur did not expect for his patient to be a boy child, trembling and looking at him with fearful eyes. He wondered what had happened for him to be this terrified. His unevenly-cut hair is a shade of pale pink similar to the flushing of his fingertips, there is a scar that runs through his cheek, stopping at his jaw.
“Hello,” Wilbur settles on saying, not moving a muscle just yet. He does not know this child, and this child does not know him. It’s best to proceed with caution like he was instructed.
The piglin boy doesn’t respond. Wilbur could even say that he had made the situation worse, because he curled into himself and broke eye contact.
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Wilbur's first case at a facility that houses piglins that are unable to zombify in the Overworld is a boy who is extremely terrified of this place and the people in it.
Prompt: special facility to re-habilitate/take in certain creatures takes in an especially troublesome case
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- Part 107 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 63 of MCYT Fic Fight 2024!
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feel how the winter succumbs to the spring by clementine_emeralds for ashesofhearts
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
02 Sep 2024
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Something bumps into him, knocking all the wind out of his lungs. There is a child currently hugging him, although their height is half of his own, they're clutching onto him tightly and effortlessly. Wait. He recognises this child. He had loved this child, he had failed this child, he had lost this child.
“Tommy?” Techno manages to croak out, voice itching his bloodsoaked throat. He runs his fingers through the kid’s sunbeam strands, something he couldn't do often back..there. He is quite unsure whether he is in a dream or not. The verge of his cognizance, wishful thinking, remorseful lamentation.
“Hi,” Tommy tilts his head to look him in the eye. “I missed you! Phil said you wouldn't be back until tomorrow. You came back early for me, didn't you?”
“..Where did I go?”
“What do you mean? You literally left three days ago because you made a bet with Niki that you could find a polar bear nearby. You haven't forgotten, have you?”
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After his execution, Techno spends his time in limbo. Except his limbo is his childhood town where he had lived with Tommy, Niki, and Phil.
Prompt: canon era slash playing with canon.
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- Part 101 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 4 of the words we left unsaid
- Part 57 of MCYT Fic Fight 2024!