18 Works in Weapon Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF)
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A series of ten oneshots detailing the complicated life of Technoblade, the Hero Association's pride and joy, homegrown in their labs and now dealing with the consequences that come with that.
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A Formidable Opponent (And The Daunting Task To Save Him) by averystressedcrow, RoseGoldOrigins for rinredacted
Fandoms: DreamSMP
05 Sep 2025
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A 'choose your own adventure' fic where Philza is part of the army and has to retrieve The Blade from enemy forces.
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After being deemed unfit to serve in the war due to the glitch known as ‘divergence’ Techno is sent back to his primary, Phil. As the days turn into months, Phil and his family try to convince Techno to accept his glitch and accept that he has gained human emotions.
He refuses to be seen as broken and so fights against anything Phil tries to do to “help him”. This leads Phil to making him try group therapy with other divergent androids. As Techno joins the glitchy group of metal he starts to uncover memories unknown to him about his time on the battlefield, feel things he refuses to put a name to and slowly come to the realization that a hunk of metal like him can love.
All because Phil, Tommy and Kristin refuse to believe he’s unworthy of a family.
Or: War android Techno gains consciousness and struggles through the motions of everything that comes with it.
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- Part 10 of 🥐2024🍞
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Philza has engineered so many doomsdays they blur together. As armies of his latest Technoblade models carve through wars, Philza secretly tinkers on his greatest weapon yet: not an obedient soldier, but a thinking, autonomous warrior. The only thing Philza understands is machines, and so maybe machines are the only thing that can understand him.
Technoblade doesn't know how to be a person instead of a weapon. But he's not entirely sure Philza can teach him, either, as disconnected as the scientist is from humanity. Neither of them have anyone else in the whole world but maybe, just maybe, they have each other.
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to raise an anarchist (and receive a tyrant) by seasonaldepressionclub
Fandoms: Dream SMP
01 Aug 2025
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Technoblade is a living sword.
For four hundred years he fought wars on behalf of tyrants, but one wish to a dead god sends him back in time to before the madness. Now Techno sets his sights on revenge, and plans to use the youngest heir of the Duke of Blumefallen, Theseus, to usurp the throne and achieve his revenge, then hopefully dip from the drama.
But what happens when the Craft family doesn't want him to leave?
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- Part 4 of season's sPoOky bingo board
- Part 1 of spooky bingo board for spooky season (2)
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Philza, the Angel of Death, has a penchant for collecting cursed weapons. When he goes to investigate a fully autonomous, talking blade, the last thing he expects to stumble into is a necromantic conspiracy and a new friend-- none other than the blade itself.
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rotten roots by clementine_emeralds for Calliopes_Lyre
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
01 Dec 2024
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He catches a glimpse of the necklace that’s hanging from Phil’s neck. Pure emerald encompassed in gold, it’s a distinct piece of jewellery he has seen uncountable times. This too-good-to-be-true stranger is from their enemy nation.
“You're from the Antarctic Empire,” Techno mumbles underneath his breath. “You’re here because you want something from me.”
Phil shrugs. “I came here without a set motive. Could you even call your nation yours, after all this? Could your nation even call you theirs? No matter your answer, mate, I'm still taking you with me.”
“They're going to find me. They're going to find me no matter what, no matter where I-"
“You'll be safe in my kingdom. There's a reason why we always win the wars we get ourselves in. We aren't a place of hubris.”
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Techno is a prisoner of war who finds himself freed by the enemy nation's emperor.
Prompt: whump + Hurt/Comfort
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Please Don't Return Me to The Dark by clementine_emeralds
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
01 Oct 2024
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A piece of parchment is tossed in front of him. It's smooth and new, as if it were a freshly ironed garment. Techno is unsure if he should know what to expect. He reads the contents slowly, silently.
Unlike every other time he's been asked to read a letter addressed to him, they don't ask him to fight. They don't ask him to battle.
“You want me to..” Techno trails off, voice cut short by the rough edges of his throat. “You want me to be your kingdom’s general? Me, the guy who led a rebellion against you two years ago and the reason why you even need a new general in the first place?”
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Another kingdom asks Techno to be their general. It doesn't end well for him, but hey, at least he gets a new friend!
Technotober (Clem's Version) prompt #1: 'Weapon of War'
AI-less Whumptober prompt #4: 'non-consensual body modifications' "You're a monster."
AI-less Whumptober prompt #22: 'Forced to kneel' "Do not look away."
with emeraldduo!Series
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they can't have it all by clementine_emeralds for titanthesleepyrat
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
21 Aug 2024
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“I’m tired, Phil,” the younger says underneath his breath.
He hears rushing footsteps coming. The noise is so loud, it’s all too loud. He winces away from it as if that would change anything. As if those footsteps will stop reminding him of explosions and shouting and war drums.
“I understand that you’re tired,” Phil presses his lips into a thin line, empathetic. “But do you know how much the kingdom would suffer without you?”
That just made Techno frown even further. “Yeah. Cause that’s all I am to them. A weapon, right? I’m just The Blade to them, right?”
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Basic ass fic: Techno is injured during battle and Phil is there to help him.
Prompt: patching up wounds after a battle/day of purgatory
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- Part 75 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 31 of MCYT Fic Fight 2024!
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Since Wilbur hit the age of thirteen, he was told he'd become the next chosen one, destined to wield the old blood god's blade. He trained, learned everything he could, and kept a good image for his father, Emperor Philza of the Antarctic Empire. However, a turn of events reveal that his sworn enemy Tommy - now known as Theseus - was truly the chosen one.
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Tommy gets the rights to the blood god's sword instead of Wilbur and conflict ensues.
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(Reluctant) Hybrid Consultant by CampanullaFae
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF, SMPEarth, Minecraft (Video Game)
01 Apr 2023
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The world is at war.
The feared Antarctic Empire, with none other than the Angel of Death at its head, is conquering all known lands. But instead of ruins and famine, what it leaves behind are strict rules against the discrimination of hybrids.
Their campaign seems unstoppable. But then, the youngest prince falls ill.
Little is known about Nether hybrids, and before the healers’ helplessness, Philza and Wilbur find a different solution:
Yoink the only other known piglin hybrid, enemy general Technoblade.Series
- Part 7 of CampanullaFae's English mcyt fics
- Part 1 of The Antarctic Empire on a Mission
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All Mine Towers Crumble Down (The Flowers Gasping Under Rubble) by bitterfruittea (bittersundaycaro)
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Soul Eater (Anime & Manga), Video Blogging RPF
14 Mar 2023
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“Wilbur!” Tommy shouted.
The blond ran across the field of flowers and tackled him into a hug. Dandelion seeds were dispelled in his wake.
Wilbur was frozen. Only very slowly, his shaky hands returned the hug.
“Tommy?” He asked.
Tommy only held him tighter. “I am so glad I could find you! I am so sorry. So sorry. I should have never let Phil take you. I should have been better. I am sorry. But I am here to fix it!”
Tommy buried his face deeper into his chest. "I missed you."
Wilbur's hold tightened.
Tommy tried to pull away a little. Wilbur held him too tight.
AKA. Soul Eater AU where a mission to go save Wilbur from the Book of Eibon definitely doesn't go wrong :)
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where death walks by old dsmp fics (Blackbird_Feathers)
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
30 Jan 2023
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tommy is an angsty teen.
does he die?
no i mean yes i mean no i mean uhhhh up for interpretation
tune in for "resident traumatized child vents on main" this week !
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 582
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 4
- Hits:
- 80
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I got brainrot while listening to "Run Boy Run" by Woodkid, and this was the result. Not entirely sure if I'll continue it, but I'll leave it as unfinished for the moment at least. I'll make a better summary if I decide to continue.
Tommy has been exiled for his home. The King claimed to have heard a prophecy depicting Tommy to be the one to bring the kingdom to ruin, and decided to exile him long before that could happen. Luckily, with a little help from a voice in his head, Tommy manages to escape the guards and retreat to somewhere safe. The voice eventually guides him to a hidden sword gleaming with power.
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The god Life and Death brought down a star and made it into a set of weapons; an axe, a sword, a bow, and a shield. Even if they are hundred of years old...
Our story starts with a thieving teen caught red handed, another finding a lost item once more, a brunet out hunting, and a prince trying to make a name for himself.
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It wasn’t until then Tommy realized his fatal mistake: he left the keys in the door for anyone passing by to see.
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Tubbo rightfully screamed.
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“You know, you don’t have to compliment my every shot Phil?”
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We decided to travel together to SnowChester, so we’ll be traveling buddies for a while. I’ll let you know how everything goes.
Love,
Sapnap Halo.·͙*̩̩͙˚̩̥̩̥*̩̩̥͙ ✩ *̩̩̥͙˚̩̥̩̥*̩̩͙‧͙ .
Based off the Star Forged AU by WolfyTheWitch
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Leaves of Red and Gold and Brown by Shinymyst
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
18 Nov 2021
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“We’ve been looking for years, Phil, nearly my entire life. And now you tell me he’s just hanging out in this forest?”
“I don’t know where he went, he could be anywhere.” Philza’s ghostly form materialized next to Will and pointed off in the distance. “But I feel something in that direction.”
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- Part 1 of MCYT Collection
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Dreamnoblade Drabbles by pastelfeathers
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
15 Aug 2021
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Drabbles from discord, including: Hogwarts AU (pig animagus!Techno), potato skin masks, God AU, shovel talk, sword!Techno, singing!Techno, soulmate AU (dream sharing), Hogwarts AU (body switching), dog therapy, flower shop AU, snippets of kpop AU / magic girl AU / tribute to Kaalia's Savour, villain AU, Coffeeshop AU, tribute to Kaalia's Spring Rain, fluffyblade AUs, emperor AU, snippets of HP AU, KPop AU and Otome Game AU and now:
Snippets of ABO AU / My Melody/magic girl AU c:
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- Part 2 of pastel's dreamnoblade works
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Son of the Grim Reaper, Dream, tags along on his best friend’s witch-hunting mission in the Russian-tundra until they realize that this might be a lot harder than they originally thought. A familiar face in the snow doesn’t make things any better.
Soul Eater AU that should be readable by peps who have no idea what that is! Check tags for additional characters & Obviously NOT the actual creators, just their characters (and I guess fan-interpretations of said characters) since this is a work of complete 100% fiction.