17 Works in Technoblade Swears (Video Blogging RPF)
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clementine by c4ssiopeia
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Red Dead Redemption (Video Games), Minecraft (Video Game)
14 Sep 2025
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“I… I killed him. I killed my father.” He admitted, letting out a sob as he winced in pain from the action. Shit.
Phil would literally kill him if he brought this kid back. The Syndicate was already spread so thin on supplies, with Aimsey recovering from freezing, and Ranboo and Wilbur recovering from the bounty hunters. Not to mention the fact that Billiam III could be on their tail now. Either way, he yanked off his scarf and pressed it to the wound. The kid cried out in pain, nails digging into Techno's hand.
“Don’t look at it. What’s your name?” Techno asked, attempting to scoop the kid up while still holding pressure on the gunshot.
“Tommy.” He said. Tommy passed out before they even left the house.
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Or,Technoblade, known by the private military company of Wardens and bounty hunters as the Blood God, is the right hand man to Philza Minecraft, the leader of one of the most notorious outlaw gangs in the entirety of Essempee known as the Syndicate. Tommy Innit, the son of an ex-priest and now an orphan, runs into him during a robbery. Cue the found family speedrun as everything the gunslinger knows about himself falls apart.
*HIATUS - TO BE RE-WRITTEN*
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oh my darling, clementine by c4ssiopeia
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Red Dead Redemption (Video Games)
12 Sep 2025
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you were lost and gone forever
dreadful sorrow, clementine
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“Ple-ease,” The young boy repeated, eyes scrunching shut in both a wince and a whimper. “Please, I can’t- I can’t do this. Help me. Please, just end it.”Oh.The gun. Slowly, almost tentatively, Technoblade knelt down to pick up the rifle. A Winchester rifle, the trigger worn. The brown cow behind him huffed, and nudged a head into his back. He took another step.
“What happened?” He found himself asking, his voice smoothing out into a honey-like drip.
“I- I did somethin’ bad, real bad. I can’t- Please. Please, sir, just- just fucking kill me. I can’t do this, I just- Please!” With every passing second, the kid grew more desperate, scared even.
…. Damn it, Phil was going to be livid.
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Or, Technoblade, known by bounty hunters as the Blood God, is the right hand man to the leader of one of the most notorious outlaw gangs in the entirety of Essempee: the Syndicate. Tommy runs into him after an... incident. Cue the found family speedrun & identity crisis for the legend himself.A rewrite of my previous (and first!) fic Clementine, except this time with a finished plot, no W*lbur, and fantasy stuffs! :D
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This goes against every single rule Wilbur has ever been asked to follow.
His family would kill him. Tommy would feel lied to. Techno would turn him in for points. Phil wouldn't be able to look at him. The agency as a whole would scrape his name off the leaderboard with some turpentine and a sneer.
But, even while he's a vigilante and Wilbur is a hero, Quackity looks incredible in neon lights.
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Or, the half SBI half TNTduo fic where Wilbur has to navigate just about every type of relationship while working through his trauma; completely unaware to the silent threat growing behind the scenes. (I'M NOT ON HIATUS I'M JUST WRESTLING WITH WRITER'S BLOCK, GIVE ME LIKE A WEEK OR TWO MORE) (I KNOW ITS BEEN ALL SUMMER. IM STILL NOT ON HIATUS. I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO WRITE THIS ENTIRE TIME. THATS HOW BAD IT IS OK)
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- Part 1 of Ruined Notebook
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Avatar: The Antarctic Emperor by i_crave_sleep_yet_i_spit_in_its_face
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender, SMPEarth
15 May 2025
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The world is made of four continents -- the Americas, Asia, Africa, and Europe -- and Technoblade is gonna conquer it all. Too bad the server lagged and he reconnected somewhere else. Fire Nation, Water Tribe, Earth Kingdom, and Air Temples are pretty much the same thing, right? It's fine...
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Ranboo moved him how they needed him. A finger under his chin, tipping his head back to get the curve of his jaw, to the side to catch a few stray hairs they’d missed on the corner of his mouth. Standing between his legs to get closer. Techno wished he owned a jukebox. He wished he had anything to slice through the tension that only he seemed to feel, a cold wrap to lay over his heated neck, anything to feel a little less like he was hiding something from Ranboo, who seemed to be having genuine fun.
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Or: Ranboo helps Techno shave.
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You Stop A Guy From Being Robbed *One* Time by FluffinCreatorPerson
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
22 Feb 2023
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He doesn’t know who the fuck he is. Losing your memory can do that.
He wakes up in the middle of a battle with a walking, talking mountain and quickly realizes any and all memories of his life are gone.
And that he’s supposed to be the world's number one hero, Aimatheos.
Course, that’s fine, he can just live his life as a regular civilian until he can regain his memories.
Of course, life loves to fuck him up because after he saves some random guy from being robbed, suddenly the city of L’Manburg’s most dangerous supervillains are all up in his business. They don’t know he’s their worst enemy, and he plans to keep it that way.
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Blue eyes. Blond hair. Easy smile.
“Hello?” they greeted, clearly swimming with confusion, much like how Aimatheos was swimming in absolute dread.
This was not a chad. This was no chad at all. This person radiated Dad™ energy. Oh no, not a father figure.
Where there was a dad, there were children. He didn’t think he liked those all that much.
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Technoblade never dies.
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- Part 1 of You Do Something *One* Time
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Late at night, Techno and Ranboo we're spending their sweet time.
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Tommy and Techno The Retiree by Xiekzyl
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Маша и Медведь | Masha and the Bear (Cartoon), Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
26 Oct 2022
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An alternate universe where Technoblade is the Bear and TommyInnit is Masha from the cartoon Masha and The Bear!
An old friend of Technoblade, Wilbur, surprise visit him. Little does Wilbur know that Technoblade is not the same person he knew all those years ago. And he learned many facts about his old friend, like how Technoblade have a very serious case of potato obsession. Even after the visit Wilbur will always have a deep personal grudge towards potatoes. But what's more surprising is that Technoblade have a joint custody with this particular child.
Inspired by that episode where Bear got surprised by his friend tiger!
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- Part 2 of MCYT one-shot's
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While walking home Techno accidently sees something he shouldn't of and gets kidnapped. Little does he know his kidnappers are his life long friends Philza And Wilbur. Tommy's there too. Watch as Techno befriends some of the cities most wanted criminals, and smartest cops and detectives.
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Also known as, A chaotic SBI Hero (Cop) and Villain Au I made out of boredom. -
Please help me, They're crying so loud by orphan_account
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
23 Nov 2021
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Ranboo, Tommy and Tubbo, bullied to an unfair degree just because they "supposedly" didn't have powers, which they totally did, by the way. They just didn't prance around showing off like every other prick in this oh so wonderful country. What does one do to solve this problem? Become a band and then somehow end up being hunted by like every person in the government and the criminal world ever. Obviously.
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BenchTrio decides they actually need money to leave the great town-turned-nation L'manburg, and like music. Boom, they're a band. They then become wanted criminals and have several of their shows while on the run. Also there night be a civil war on the way, but no one, including the author, is sure about that.
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After days and long nights of staying in his bestfriends' apartment, Dream finally comes home to his shared apartment with his boyfriend.
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- Part 1 of Dreamnoblade [SFW]
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A series of One Shots for TechnodadBasically AUs and Non-Canonical stories for the family of Technoblade, Ranboo, and Tommy.
Enjoy the family stories that come out :)
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Full respect is given to the CC's
Please do not shove this in their Faces
I am using their Personas/Characters not them as Themselves
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- Part 6 of TommyInnit AUs
- Part 1 of Ranboo AUs
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Technoblade's Smelly Socks by nova1416 for Snorpple, urmomsleftkidney
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game)
22 May 2021
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Technoblade comes home one day from fighting Dream with smelly socks, and his brothers decide to be bitches about it.
My friends made me write this, so it's really shitty.
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In this AU, we coded it so the Eggpire has completely taken over the Dream SMP. The only area untouched by the bloodvines is the Settlement, a small civilization built around Technoblade's arctic home. Many players have already fallen to the egg's thrall, and the Settlement carves out an existence while living in constant fear that someone else they love will be next. While on patrol with Phil, Techno realizes it's only a matter of time until the vines break Dream out of the prison. Unless they want to give the Eggpire a powerful new member, they're going to have to act quickly.
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gold. dream's blood was gold. techno watched as ichor flowed down his arm go his wrist, staining the sleeve of a black shirt.
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techno and tommy visit dream.
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- Part 2 of dreamSMP
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Ambient Lights | Blatant lies by orphan_account
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
08 Jan 2021
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Techno hoped that this was enough protection for the others - for what he was going to do.
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Tommy looked down, trying to find a weapon - anything to throw at Techno.
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Wilbur gasps as he yells, trying not to sob in front of everyone.
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Phil realizes that he's covered in red, and decides that it's not a good color on him.
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The festival's events on November 16th, except 'retold' in my style of writing.
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tw // cussing, yelling, blood, stabbing, crying/sobbing, tnt/explosion, murdering, word usage of corpse + body :,]Series
- Part 3 of sbi fics!
- Part 3 of fics w/ wilbur in them
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there is very little left of me, and it is never coming back by achilleshq
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
09 Dec 2020
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“Cut the shit.”
“Pardon?” Dream’s fangs glistened dangerously, though he wasn’t in any armour.
“I said, cut the shit.”
OR based off of @/wilbzrs tweet on twitter :]
"no your honor i don't want bitches i want technoblade to see how manipulative dream is being towards tommy and want him to genuinely go off on him not to treat his brother like shit"