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    “Uhm, hello? Are you alright, sir?”

    Techno’s head snaps up. What he sees is even more of a shock than the bodies littering the area around him.

    A kid. One that looked to be around eight years old, lanky in height and hunched over as his eyes scanned the scene in some sort of nervous-guilt. A notebook jutting out of the pocket of his trousers. A silver gun shaking in his hands.

    A literal child with a gun.

    A child who, Techno assumes, shot five people through their foreheads with pinpoint accuracy.

    A child who saved The Blood God.

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    In which Technoblade meets an 8-year-old Ranboo during the middle of the zombie apocalypse and owes him a favor.

    The favor? Find Ranboo’s best friend.

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    They force a child out of the bag, and they whimper.

    Techno tries to keep his composure as the child cowers on themselves.

    “A child?.”

    “Not just any child.”

    “I don’t have-”

    Scared-help-hurt.

    Techno stills. Eyes wide.

    “A piglin child.”

     

    - Or the heroes try to use a child to make the Blood God talk, it doesn't go like they expect.

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    He felt The Something blow hot air on his head, goose-bumps tingling up Tommy’s neck.

    It chuffed into Tommy’s hair, “Runt..”

    “What..?” Tommy whimpered again, sniffling as he looked up in confusion.

    The Something had taken its skull mask off—it was a mask and not its actual face—and it looked.. cute?

    Tommy had gone to the town fair with his mother before. There they had all sorts of animals, and The Something looked just like the pig at the petting zoo!

    Tommy giggled, the fear quickly leaving him. The Something isn’t scary! It’s just a big piggy!

     

    Or

     

    (Tommy basically gets adopted by Monsters because his Mom is a piece of trash.)

     

    ‼️I do NOT consent to my works being used to train AI‼️

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    Tommyinnit's parents re dead. He now has to live with his abusive, manipulative big brother Dream, who's real name is clay. His teacher Philza Minecraft noticed he has not been eating his own lunch and decides to question him about it. Phil's kids, Wilbur and Technoblade get involved and all three of them basically adopt this poor 14 year old boy.

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    Phil graciously ignores Techno's snark. Instead he nods with understanding, "It's scary, bringing them out into the world the first few times."

    Techno wants to pretend that he's not afraid of Ranboo facing off with the world, but he's terrified. He knows cruelty because he has been cruelty. He once was the monster lurking in the dusk that parents use as a scapegoat to keep kids indoors. Now he is the parent. What a twist of events.

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    Taking Ranboo into town on a little errand is terrifying, but the toddler seems excited despite his usual ever-present anxiety. Technoblade wanted to raise a brave kid, which means he'll need to be a brave parent.

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    Techno stumbles upon an orphaned mer pup whose pod was taken by the humans, and now this starved pup won't let him go because he's tiny and he's alone and he needs the comfort and really who is Techno to say no to fatherhood?

    Or mermaid dadnoblade

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    “What’s this for?” he asked quietly, slowly walking to the counter before seeing the sheet of paper with instructions listed for thumbprints. “Are we..?”

    “If you would like to. This is my mom's recipe for thumbprints. Phil, Wilbur, my mom, and I would make these for Christmas. I don’t know what you and your mom made together, but I thought this would be nice. And they are really good cookies if you ask me.”

     

    or, foster kid!tommy misses his mom and all he wants is to make cookies with her again for christmas, and adoption ensues and BEDROCKBROS!!

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    “Kid. it’s 2am, now I know you have a nonexistent sleep schedule but c’mon bruh.”

    “Oh. Sorry I didn’t realize the time.” he spoke sheepishly, “I can let you go.”

    “Nah, nah, I’m up now. What do you need?”

    ***
    Ranboo's first semester of college has left him homesick. During a night of downward spiraling, he scrolls through his texts from his dad- sparking rescue mission.

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    Born with ability of telepathy and teleportation, Ranboo was doomed to serve as a tool for others, to live by their rules and orders, to bend to their every will. He was told so. He thought so.
    But now, he sits on the comfortable sofa, blanket wrapped around his shoulders, Enderchest purring in his lap. The sound of fireplace is comforting, and it fills him with a feeling of safety. Ranboo doesn't want it to go, doesn't want to be all alone again; he wants to be here, Technoblade by his side and Enderchest near him.
    But good things never last forever, don't they?

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    ‘The shortest day and the longest night of the year’.

    Nobody knew why, or how, but magic seemed to grow stronger that day, so magical creatures decided to declare it a festive day. Lighting candles to symbolize the returning of the sun, the hope for a new beginning after the end of the year; decorating living trees outside their homes, with pretty hanging candles and ornaments meant to represent the sun, the moon and the stars. People also liked to make wreaths from winter evergreens like pine, juniper and cedar; they were meant to hang outside people’s doors, since they associated them with protection and prosperity.

    Tommy was really excited about all of it.

    After all, it was his first Winter Solstice.

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    Tommy is drowning.

    Not literally, but it hurts just as much.

    OR!

    Technoblade is dead and Tommy has to go live with Techno’s father, Phil, who’s also technically Tommy’s dad since Techno adopted Tommy as a brother. It’s confusing and wouldn’t really happen in real life, but it was an idea I had

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    “Where’s Ranboo?” Phil asked.

    “He’s catching up,” The piglin hummed, taking his usual seat next to Phil. He ignored how Phil narrowed his eyes at him with suspicion.

    “Techno, what did–”

    The door loudly slammed open. There stood a furious Ranboo, shoulders hiked up, his posture hunched over as his face dripped with mud.

    (or: domestic boreal trio with a side of ranboo befriending an endermen in the forest behind his home)

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    “Tommy.”

    “What?” Techno is instantly torn out of his thoughts. He barely heard the boy's tiny voice in the midst of his deafening thoughts.

    The kid shifts uncomfortably, averting his gaze completely from Techno. “ ‘m Tommy.”

    Techno swallows the nerves, and nods. “Hullo, Tommy.” He’s stiff, uncertain. His relief from earlier gets ripped out of him, his lungs shrinking, all the air getting shoved out of them like a punch in the gut. He didn’t want to know the kids name, he thought it would be easier like that. Here he is, however, with the boy's name leaving his mouth, and his vulgar thoughts running a mile a minute.

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    Technoblade saves Tommy from an abusive household, and they both have to learn to overcome their own struggles together.

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    There were many things that Techno expected to see in his sitting room. Perhaps an exhausted Phil crashed on his couch after a painfully long flight. Maybe an assassin come to try their hand at taking his head again. Maybe one of his old handlers, from the life that he was so desperately trying to forget.

    None of those were what he was presented with.

    Instead it was a small, shivering bundle curled up under the cloak he hadn’t noticed was missing from its spot, a fire that he hadn’t started burning in the fireplace. It was small enough to perhaps be a wolf, one of the viciously smart things that had followed him home before. If it weren’t for the latent magic rolling off of the thing, he might’ve believed it. But no – whatever had found its way into his home was magical, and powerful as hell, too.

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    “It’s alright, little guy, everything’s going to be okay.” Techno softly said as he gently began rubbing Tommy’s stomach. Tommy began to quiet down, the whimpers not being heard that often now, and then he reached for Techno’s fingers, and wrapped his small hands around Techno’s much larger fingers.

    Techno stared at the kid lovingly as his heart melted a bit, and kept smiling at him while still rubbing the kid’s stomach.

    “Alright then, kid. Looks like you’re going to be coming home with me.”

     

    Or; Technoblade finds a child in a box and decides to take him in as his child with little to no experience of taking care of kids.

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    Day 3(13th): decorations! #SBIHolidayWeek By orion on twitter ♡♡♡

    Tommy hates Christmas! Maybe his newest foster dad can help with that, by showing him what should be basic kindness.

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    In a peaceful home, a light blue colored home, in a lovely neighborhood. This home contained a father and his child.

    A vampire and zombie. The small coven the vampire has made. His child is his pride, he’d slaughter cities for his child, his joy. No exceptions. Everyone knows not to anger a vampire sire, and especially don’t harm their child, their fledgling. Retribution is unavoidable. Your hell is inevitable. No one is spared, no one is granted mercy.
     

    Commit no harm.

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    Unfortunately for him, his teacher seemingly decided he had taken too long to respond, as the man began to speak again, “Look,” he announced, grabbing the teen’s attention, “How about you come in after school today, and we see how it goes, sound good?”

    He snapped out of his stupor to give the man a slight nod, and a whispered “Okay,” before immediately dashing out of the room.

    or

    Techno is Ranboo's English teacher and then he ends up getting adopted. Of course.

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    Title from 7 O'clock by Penelope Scott

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    There was a bundle of blankets and furs in his arms, wrapped protectively against the cold...

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    A Sequel where, in the lead up to his birhtday, Michael sets out on a quest to find Tubbo and ask him some questions

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