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it's always a good idea to call strangers when you're drunk by viarotea
Fandoms: Dream SMP
13 Jul 2022
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The guy sounded drunk out of his mind.
He also wonders if he somehow accidentally signed up to be an Uber driver.
“Where are you even?”
“I already told you!” The drunk person whines, “I’m at The Pub. Can you- can you come pick me up already. It’s getting cold, Wilbur. Brr, Wilbur. Wilbur, I’m cold brrr. Coldbur.”
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or drunk tommyinnit tries to call wilbur but accidentally calls a random stranger instead
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Goodnight, Goodbye... by ChuKoyo for orphan_account
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
01 Jul 2022
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Technoblade was tired and went to bed after comforting routine.
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The Boy In The Library by Careecent (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
01 Jul 2022
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The boy is an enigma- a mystery that Techno can’t help but be intrigued by. How he can be so silent in his steps, creeping up on his victims to snatch their food away- and when caught, he makes a ruckus like he has nothing to lose. The boy in the library is dirty in which his hair is tussled and gross and his clothes are ripped and stained, skinny in which his arms and legs are too thin and boney for a boy of his size, and fast in which he scurries around like a feral raccoon, stealing things away from under the noses of the occupants of the library like a trained thief. The boy is a mystery- and the question Techno couldn’t help but ponder is-
Where the fuck is this kid’s parents at?
AKA AU where Tommy is a thief who lives in the library and Techno just wants to complete his bet with his rival without being stolen from. Chaos ensues.Or
Bedrock Bros AU bcuz I miss them and they’re my comfort duo :,)
‼️BEING RECONTINUED‼️
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i forgot (i swear it's the truth) by orphan_account for astroid_s_workspace
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
27 Jun 2022
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Techno ends up dealing with my problem of forgetting to be healthy and take care of myself because my counselor wouldn't listen to me.
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- Part 3 of Using DSMP to Vent
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 290
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 9
- Hits:
- 185
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Who Knew Student Loans Could Cause So Many Problems? Oh Yeah, I Did by TheArcanneVoid
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
22 Jun 2022
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Techno swallowed, chin tipped up to avoid the blade at his neck. The Angel stood firm, but the sickly pallor to his cheeks and hitch in his breath betrayed him. He’d been hurt this time. Badly. His robes hid most of him, but The Angel seemed to favor his left side, pressing a hand to it under his robes, wincing occasionally when he had to hitch in another breath. Blood dripped to the floor in a steady drip…drip…drip, darkening the floor beneath him.
In the moonlight, The Angel looked almost ghost-like, the sheen of sweat on his brow shimmering just as his eyes darkened in concentration. His wings shifted occasionally behind him, broken feathers fluttering to the ground at every twitch.
“Look—“
“Shut up,” The Angel growled. Techno shut his mouth with a click. The Angel's hand shifted, not the one with the sword. That one stayed steady, pulling away from his body slightly. His palm came away red, almost black in the darkness. He grunted, teeth grinding, and pressed against the wound again.
“I need someone to patch me up, now,” The Angel grunted. his blade still stayed at Techno’s neck, perfectly still. Controlled. “You seem to have volunteered.”
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‘Cause if you close the door I’d never have to see the day again by orphan_account
Fandoms: Dream SMP
09 Jun 2022
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And he did. He made it up the driveway to the front door but as he took out his keys hand shaking he felt them slip from his grasp before he fell collapsing under his own weight it was too much even the 84 pounds he held up was too much. He fell quickly getting caught by the older of the two. Before he knew it he was passed out.
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Technoblade is the only surviving relative of Tommy, a fifteen-year-old teen. It is his responsibility to care for him and to keep him alive.
It's a difficult task, caring for his younger brother, especially since they're five years into a zombie apocalypse. He's also very tired and, although it's been a year, is still dealing with his twin brother's death. But Tommy is the most important person in his life right now, and he needs to focus on the boy's health more than his own.
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Some accidents are fine but not when you turn into a BABY!? by TinySpaceBears
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
20 Apr 2022
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Now this wasn’t exactly going to plan. The Antarctic is sure cold as hell, it wasn’t Tommy’s plan to be in the middle of the snow practically naked in the body of a baby. This was just supposed to be a quick trip to Techno’s and nonchalantly steal some of his shit. He just wanted to be prepared whenever Dream broke out of prison to have good shit enough to kill him. But whatever god up there wanted to ruin his plan by coming across a witch. And this was also Techno’s fault for living in the arctic where mobs can just appear out of nowhere. So when he met face to face with a witch he was already done. Killing the witch was easy but a potion fell on him TURNING HIM INTO A FUCKING BABY.
Where Tommy accidentally turns into a baby and Technoblade as well as the rest of SBI have to take care of him until the spell vanishes, but mainly Technoblade, cause I’m a bedrock bros sucker…
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basically a scene kid sleepy bois au/band au. this will include the family dynamics as well so have fun with that. beta read(?) by @CoordinatedChaos <3
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You are royally screwed. My family will show no mercy for the crime you have just commited. by orphan_account
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game)
03 Apr 2022
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In which a sleep-deprived Techno slowly gets adopted into the Minecraft family and their life in the 'villain world' as members of The Syndicate. Said family becomes very protective of Techno and, if someone were to harm him or his hair, they would go apeshit on their asses.
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Author doesn't know how to write a proper summary for a story and will fix it when its do know.
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Against the hordes by trains_arent_real
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
24 Mar 2022
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Another day, another horde.
Techno really would just like an hour to himself but the zombie apocalypse really seems to hate him. At least he can protect himself and others alongside Dream; he’s gotten pretty good at throwing his axe.
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BAMF Techno my beloved <33
That’s the fic. Just Techno being cool af. And tired. But cool af.
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"You can't keep doing this to me, Will." Tommy shook his head.
He rolled his eyes. "Oh, so now everything's about you and your woes? Get a grip, you always have an option to leave me. I don't."
"It's not about me! Whatever stupid shit you do to yourself hurts me too. I can't just leave you like this!"
'You should.' Wilbur thought bitterly.
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Techno paused for a moment before responding. “You talkin’ about Ranboo?”
Wilbur lifted his head up. “Wait, you’ve met him? Why does everybody suddenly know him in this house besides me and Tommy?”
The piglin shrugged. “He greeted me at the carriage stop when I got here yesterday. Seems like a nice kid, according to mom.”
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"You know I'm not really here, right?"
All the depressing plastic in the ocean and the burning tang of salt air would've never prepared him for that. Nothing on this piece of wood stranded in the middle of the ocean would've ever prepared him for that.
"What?" He whispered.
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Come one and all to my crimeboys oneshot book!
Posting is sporadic and used to dump my words somewhere. Oneshots will always be over 5k words!
[[SUPPORT SHELBY]]
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Technoblade wasn't someone who celebrated holidays. He was pretty sure that after last year holidays on DreamSMP would become mourning days rather than days of joy. He didn't mind that.
Correction: Technoblade didn't mind that until Phil mentioned that other Syndicate members might enjoy some celebration. The issue was that Christmas was... here. When other members wake up in the morning it will be Christmas. So Technoblade, with Phil's help, decides to save Christmas in the Antarctic Commune.
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the cold ocean (DISCONTINUED) by orphan_account
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
14 Dec 2021
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please read tags and stay safe
I use writing as an outlet and I hope this can help someone else know that there are gonna be people that care about them. i promise.--
Technoblade questions his purpose at the edge of the sea after Tommy leaves.
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'tis the season to be jolly by orphan_account
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
11 Dec 2021
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A sharp shriek tore through the air.
Techno closed his eyes, and felt his eyes burn.
A whole 48 hours of doing a last minute project work and another hour of emailing back and forth was deserving of a whole week of sleep, some of Phil's wonderful spaghetti and pancakes and then some hot tea (in that order), and not his shitty Mac and Cheese he made at 4 a.m. a few hours ago.
And he certainly didn't deserve this.
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Or, a very normal christmas shopping featuring japanese cuisine, a very tired technoblade, crime duo as annoying little shits, and an equally tired author.
(not an irl fic)
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Moonlite's Prompts/Oneshots [REQUESTS CLOSED] by Moonlite_drabbles
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
04 Nov 2021
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A collection of my prompts and oneshots i posted on tumblr, including but not limited to:
Raccooninnit and his tired older brother.
God!Tommy
Druid!Tubbo meets Techno
Ranboo + SBI foster care (and hidden abilities)
Vampire SBI + Tommy oneshot (and fluff)
And more! I am currently taking oneshot requests. More info on chapter 13!
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“The beauty of the world is something that Technoblade has always admired. It’s proof that, once untouched by mankind, Mother Nature will reclaim Her rightful place over the earth. The pure charm of the world has long since been tainted by filthy beings’ hands, but even their creations will cease to exist long before Mother Nature has grown tired.”
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Or, the author sat in a bathtub for an hour listening to Six by Sleeping At Last and this is what happened. Also, people should really think about the Techno and Mother Nature combo. If Phil can have Death, then why can’t Techno have Mother Nature, huh? Exactly.Series
- Part 1 of Enneagram Series
- Part 1 of Pluto is writing about cubes again oh god
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(Un)Ironically Lasting: Dreamnoblade Shorts by CringeGumi
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
29 Aug 2021
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Their story has no easy flow—they don't expect it to be. Rivals neck and neck with each other, both started wishing to be the death of the other... What else to be expect? But now, they wish nothing more than to be with each other. To cherish a time they seemed to live no where near as the terrifying personas that people have known.
My Multichapter Dreamnoblade flash fictions. Basically, it is every time Dreamnoblade could have a dumb, fluffy and happy moments that spontaneously popped up in my mind.
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Sam takes care of sbi when Phil is busy and these are some stories of them in the past and present. Also some Ponk appearances.
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pastel pink sweater by 0minous_sparrow (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
11 Jul 2021
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Techno liked Niki, really, really liked Niki. You couldn't blame the student, her beaming smile could make anyone's day.
or, techno likes niki but also has an anxiety attack at the end lol
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- Part 1 of hey, i like your sweater