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    After being deemed unfit to serve in the war due to the glitch known as ‘divergence’ Techno is sent back to his primary, Phil. As the days turn into months, Phil and his family try to convince Techno to accept his glitch and accept that he has gained human emotions.

    He refuses to be seen as broken and so fights against anything Phil tries to do to “help him”. This leads Phil to making him try group therapy with other divergent androids. As Techno joins the glitchy group of metal he starts to uncover memories unknown to him about his time on the battlefield, feel things he refuses to put a name to and slowly come to the realization that a hunk of metal like him can love.

    All because Phil, Tommy and Kristin refuse to believe he’s unworthy of a family.

    Or: War android Techno gains consciousness and struggles through the motions of everything that comes with it.

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    Philza has engineered so many doomsdays they blur together. As armies of his latest Technoblade models carve through wars, Philza secretly tinkers on his greatest weapon yet: not an obedient soldier, but a thinking, autonomous warrior. The only thing Philza understands is machines, and so maybe machines are the only thing that can understand him.

    Technoblade doesn't know how to be a person instead of a weapon. But he's not entirely sure Philza can teach him, either, as disconnected as the scientist is from humanity. Neither of them have anyone else in the whole world but maybe, just maybe, they have each other.

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    Wilbur is alone in a desolate AI apocalypse. But he is alive for reasons only the robots that have taken over his world know. But then he finds a couple robots that cherish his company because of his kind demeanor and he finds a family in a couple of protective Ai and robots that are willing to learn from his odd ways.

    T0mmy. The AI was created for small tasks. Slave work. Wilbur tells him that his worth is more and T0mmy decides to stick close.

    Ph1lza. Ph1lza was created to lead his small division of war bots, but he was left to be destroyed by the elements.

    T3chn0. T3chn0 is a robot designed for war and defense. Wilbur allows him to expand his programming to involve compassion and care.

    This little family is built on more than bolts and rusty screws, and it's made to last through the worst storms of life.

    *Fair warning, this is Wilbur centric. Do not read if you aren't comfortable. But for those who must know, this is about the c! not the cc!*

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    Mostly Dream SMP stuff for now. Because I am no longer in the fandom and I just want to share my ideas for fun.

    If anyone would like to use any of my ideas, please ask for permission first and use the "inspired by" function when posting your work. Thank you!

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    As the android that cleans up the messes of humans in order to maintain the "peace" of the status quo, Technoblade isn't a big fan of people, as a general rule. Though some of his cases are more interesting than the others. He supposes that includes the people behind those cases too.

    For Phil's part, he genuinely likes Techno. And genuinely likes fucking with him.

    Aka Techno is a Peace Officer bot and Phil is the crime boss that makes his job difficult.

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    Tommy coughs out blue blood and looks down, half of his friend's face was burned off. Tubbo was unconscious. The android swore and sat up “ fuck! Tubbo “ he gently looked at the burn and pulled out a bottle with green liquid inside, lifting the bottle up to his friend's lips.

    He was about to make the liquid slide down his friend's throat when a familiar beeping sound came from behind him. He looked back and gritted, the small bomb was there. He yelped as he was blown away.

    He coughed again and blinked his eyes. His body hurts so much, he felt like he was burning up. He reached his hand towards tubbo. His friend's body was blown away too and was more injured than before. How could he be so distracted? None of this would happen if he just let his guard up just a little. But he was too distracted with his friend.

    “ t-tubbo, “ he whispered, weakly. He coughs out more blue blood and tears rolling down his cheek.

     

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    Slow updates

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    Her first, stunned impression was ‘big’. It certainly was big. Maybe three times the height of a landwalker, it loomed immensely over her two-story house-and-shop like a skyscraper dropped in the suburbs.
    Her second thought was concern for her house. Landwalkers trampling over her property were bad enough, this thing looked like it could crush her house in one oversized step. Her third thought was an abrupt realization that the huge, clawed foot was not settling on top of her house, but was reaching directly for her.
    Her fourth thought was unprintable.
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    Or: Niki is a landwalker mechanic minding her own business making big bucks from rich people when she gets kidnapped for her mechanic skills.

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    "You're a fucking machine! You don't feel." Phil seethes, every bit of anger and resentment he's ever held, bubbling over and spilling onto Wilbur.
    "You're human and you don't feel, do you?"

    or; The new android model, WS960, designed to hunt deviants is assigned to Luitenent Philip Watson, the DPD's head drunk, mourner who hates everyone around him.

    CURRENT VERS!! (formerly 'humanity doesn't require red, neither does family')

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    “I’m Tommy! Do you have guns?”
    That last sentence wasn’t typical for introductions. Even Techno could tell with his limited social interactions. Still, Company policy required that he responded to clients.
    “Yes,” was all he said.
    Tommy’s eyes lit up. “How many?”
    “Sixteen.”

    OR: Murderbot AU. No, you don't need to have read the series to understand. In which Techno is Murderbot, AKA a security construct who hacked his governor module and just wants to play Minecraft but will nonetheless protect his human clients (not family, never family).
    Phil, Wilbur, and Tommy are said human clients, who come to see him as more than just a security robot.
    If anything happens to them, Techno will kill everyone on this planet and then himself.

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    "A retired soldier? How the hell would it care for a child?" Enderia sneered. She had come with her son, Ranboo to a store that sold androids. They had gone to the caretaker section. She needed something she knew could keep her baby cared for properly. An android that had previously been a soldier used for war that was simply rebuilt to be a caretaker due to Cyberlife not wanting to waste it didn't seem like something she particularly wanted to be around her son.

     

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    Techno, a retired soldier android learning about how to be a father doing his best to raise his human child, Ranboo with many bumps in the road.

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    Now, Wilbur could have told the truth and spared himself some mild embarrassment. If he did, though, Phil would worry to no end. Which is fair, considering Wilbur kind of has an assassin after him, but his dad has enough worry for several lifetimes. Wilbur can spare him this.

    And Tommy… Well, the teen would want to meet Techno, knowing him, and that’s an all-around terrible idea. Either he could get hurt, or befriend the android and egg on his attempts to snuff out Wilbur’s life. Both outcomes are unfavorable and should be avoided at all costs.

    So lying seems like the best course of action for everyone involved. For his family’s safety and peace of mind.

    Wilbur will be fine. For all he knows, this was a one-time thing anyway.

    Or; Wilbur is a thief, stealing from the rich and powerful elite—mostly for fun. That is, until a vengeful past target creates Techno, who’s one job is to rid the world of Wilbur Soot.

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    The declaration that the Third World War has officially ended was declared approximately one week, two days, 11 hours, 27 minutes, and 43 seconds ago. The hands of two rulers of two countries shook as the peace treaty was signed, invisible pools of blood upon their hands mixing, yet nobody cared.

    B14D3s- Those were the codenames of those models of titanium androids, created for the only purpose to aid human feuds and major bloodshed. They were created by a mysterious engineer of a famous technology company named Redstone Corps from one of the main countries associated with the World War. Introduced 7 years ago, the start of when the global war started and started to spread along the frontlines.

    T3CHN0-B14D3 wasn’t programmed to think outside given orders, nor was it ordered to do unreasonable missions. It just did its job dutifully, too well, as a matter of fact. The Blood God- many soldiers called it, though it wasn’t human, per se. Yet infamous enough for it to leave a small rosy mark in history, of the most deadly B14D3 model ever set on the battleground.

    And yet, someone came up with the idea to repurpose them back to good.

    (Or, Former war android Techno needs a new job now.)

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    Phil as Hank and Techno as Connor. Phil killed Techno to save the revolution but turns out like any old revolt, androids can face greed just like humans. They basically took over and shit lol. How the tables have turned.

    His assistant, Thomas Innes, manages to get Model BL4D3 working for just a couple of minutes. Phil has a good old chat with an old friend about the meaning of the word 'mean', meaningless promises, and meaningless words. All while drinking and attempting to imitate someone's coin tricks.

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    OR I was feeling moody today and shat this out in... two hours?

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    Dream is an intergalactic smuggler. His usual packages are drugs.

    He picks up something unusual when passing through a Ad-World Planetoid.

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    They weren’t even alive and they didn’t even look human but this was his chance.His chance to finally have someone to care about him . They were supposed to be siblings and siblings care for each other right?

    Making his decision Tommy reached in to the car and grabbed each of their hand and said his name.

    “Hi , I’m Tommy”

     

    Or Tommy just wants someone to care about him and Wilbur and Technoblade want a brother.

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    The sight of him, a fully-outfitted battle droid, looming almost five feet over their heads should have scared them. It didn't. To be fair, he was basically Tommy’s brother, but Techno hoped he was at least a little intimidating. He’d have to be, if he was going to get the party through this journey unscathed.

    It's moving day for the underground base, and in this world, that's a big deal. Techno's got a great team, but they're human. And humans can get hurt rather easily. It's like carrying a fishbowl through a ball pit.

    (the first story in the series is helpful to read, but not required)

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    He walked around, looking at his surroundings.

    A man, jogging with his android and asking him for water. But not even a thank you?

    People are fucking ungrateful.

    Homeless people begging on the streets for food and money, protesting to make androids extinct.

    It was peaceful and quiet when those protests weren't happening, which is rare.

    The pink-haired android walked through the streets of Essempi, it was a beautiful city. Very chaotic as well, that's for sure.

    He came across a man who, of course, wants androids to be banned. Acting toxic and anti-android religious.

    "A pale copy of our creator." They protest.

    "Why do you look at me so? Demon!"

    "I know who you are." He raises his hand to point his finger at the android.

    "I can see through you. You are the one by whom evil will come! You are the one who will destroy Essempi!"

    The man turns with a scowl on his face and continues to protest.

    The android leaves and heads to his destination.

    Big bold letters sat at the front of the shop.

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    Technoblade stays in the little shack in the corner of the junkyard. It's mostly quiet. It's mostly dry. That helps with his slowly disintegrating circuits and wires. Some.

    He avoids humans, since they shoot him. He avoids other androids, since they shoot him. He should avoid babies, since they... will shoot him?

    This one just cries. He thinks he wants it to stop crying.

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    2/2
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    (cinder au)

    In hindsight, it probably wasn’t the best idea to be taking apart one of his limbs in the middle of the workday and displaying his cyborg identity for all to see and potentially scaring off new customers, but the rust was stopping his leg from bending right and hurting all week and straight up pissing him off. And he didn’t really care, he’d heard all of the shit people had to say about cyborgs from Dream anyway.

     

    Tommy glared at the appendage. “Now, why can’t you be like your twin?” he muttered, patting his non-metal leg. “Oh, that's right, because you’re a bitch.”

     

    The leg did not reply.

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    Tommy didn’t think he could get any more pissed off after taking off his leg. His expectations are subverted, however, when a certain crown prince shows up to his mechanic booth with a beheaded android and a secret.

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    You see, Tommy has been homeless for nearly five years now. He had, for lack of better words, run away from his father's house on his 11th birthday and had been on the streets ever since. He’d moved from state to state, living off stealing or the occasional small job. That leads us to Tommy’s present problem. He had been caught pickpocketing. A large, burly, hulk of a man was now chasing Tommy - who had the man’s cheap leather wallet gripped in his grubby hands - down the street. His day was off to a great start

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    Three orphans with nowhere to go, two cops with a job to do, and two women who just want to live a domestic life in peace. Follow them on a journey of mystery, lies, sorrow, love, loss, and friendship. Will they all reach their goals? Who will get in their way? Find out!

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    7/?
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