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Techno probably should've waited for Phil before entering a sealed temple, but he didn't. Now he has voices in his head and a blind god to help. He should've waited...
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- Part 16 of Whumptober 2025
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The admin XD, infamously known for his chaotic server and elusive attitude, Isn't as distant as everyone thinks.. at least to HD
Alternative Title: How to pick up an admin: ultimate guide
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You believe me like a god? (I’ll betray you like a man) by averystressedcrow
Fandoms: Dream SMP
02 Oct 2025
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He couldn't cope with the shame, the disappointment he felt in himself, and worst of all the justification he felt in his actions. He knew that none of those would be welcomed before an all-powerful deity that had never felt emotion in that same way that a mortal did and so he pushed it all down, fighting the urge to let out the sigh that had built in his chest.
Or: God servant Technoblade is abandoned by the God he follows. Fortunately for him, someone else has had their eye on him.
Ailesswhumptober prompts:
October 4th- “I can make it all better”Series
- Part 2 of Crow’s Ailesswhumptober fics 2025 🩹❤️🩹🩼
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Techno is outcast by the god of war because he saved Phil, and then is offered a choice.
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After being gifted an ancient book of rituals for the Blood God, Technoblade makes the mistake of summoning a persistent rascally demon he has no intention of trading his soul to.
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Forging Roses and Gold by alittlebitofwonk
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), QSMP | Quackity SMP
16 Jan 2024
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Elbow-deep in DSBI by Unlikely (ElbowAnarchy)
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
17 Jun 2025
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A series of all of my DSBI fics, for your reading pleasure <3
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“Stupid Tubbo, taking so long,” Tommy muttered under his breath, “How long does it take to find a deer, that dumbass…”
“..well, it would take him a while. After all, there are no deers in this forest,”
Tommy’s head snapped up, rapidly searching for the source of the sound. His vision eventually settled on a figure hidden just outside the clearing in the shadows.
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Tommy and Techno as Persephone and Hade's myth except it's alot more different
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- Part 1 of SBI WEEK FICS
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Cool!!
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a series of one shots of the ship dreamnoblade/technodream. don't shove this in their faces, don't send this to them, and if you don't like the pairing, then don't read. I'm not shipping them, merely their personas :)
they don't all take place in the same universe unless explicitly stated.- Words:
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Techno looks away first, somewhere just over his shoulder. The far wall has a map pinned across it… topographical, dotted with little red circles that Techno doesn’t recognise. He doesn’t ask.
“Wilbur’s good,” Techno says eventually, voice distant. “I know he’s good.”
“Then you know he’s wasted anywhere else.”
“He’s not ready.”
Dream’s voice stayed flat. “Neither were you.”
Techno wants to argue that. Wants to say something, anything, that’ll cut through the politics and coldness and anger Dream worked into every word. But he can’t.
Because… because maybe Dream has a point.
He got his license at sixteen. Was flying with ranked officers at seventeens. Called a prodigy years before that. No one asked him if he was ready. They just gave him wings and pointed at the sky.
He’s still not sure if he came back down.
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Or, Techno’s been forced into teaching by a medical discharge and he has definitely fully completely come to terms with it.
Enter Private W. Soot, a natural pilot with ZERO bodily preservation and an odd obsession with being perfect. In the end, he forces Techno to learn that broken wings still yearn for the sky.-
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Left off on chapter three!!!
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Did a God Just Set Us Up? by scout (scout_eki)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
21 Mar 2022
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Technoblade rolls his eyes, his hands flexing from where they’re laying in the grass beside him, as if they want to reach for something but can’t. “Yeah, yeah, you got me, Dream, now get up, you’re crushin’ me.” The god watched as Dream removes the axe from Technoblade’s neck, but he stays perched on Techno’s stomach, staring down at the pinkette. The Blood God can see a creepy white mask hanging from the man’s belt, and he wonders if the man only wears it occasionally, or if Techno’s just special.
“Oh, shut up, your muscles are big enough that you could probably pick me up with one hand.” The Blood God’s eyes narrow in confusion at that statement, you aren’t supposed to flaunt the strengths of the person you’re competing against, any smart warrior knows that. Maybe this Dream figure is just dumb. Except, the god stares at the pink that is spreading across Technoblade’s face, and the smug grin growing on Dream’s face, and assumes that he has made a wrongful assumption.
… Interesting.
Or: The Blood God just wants his favorite warrior to be happy, and if it takes a little meddling and the help of the God of Love, then so be it
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- Part 85 of Dreamnoblade One Shots
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Alpha of the Bastion by ZombieHoglin (ZombiePiglin), ZombiePiglin
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game)
27 Apr 2022
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Philza is an End Omega living on the Overworld, the two realms have vastly different Omega concepts.
Phil is about to make that everyone's fucking problem!Give him his Pack or Die, the Electric Boogaloo.
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(Formerly Titled: Philza is Alpha of the Bastion, End of DiscussionSeries
- Part 2 of ZomPig Main List
- Part 1 of The Elytarian, The Brute, and The Pantheon of Hell
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Five years since he had seen his father- more than that since he had seen Wilbur- and he was finally returning home. The prodigal son, walking through the marble halls of his father's palace. Techno had the grace to wipe his boots before stepping through the threshold, leaving behind gore and dried blood before entering the house of his father. His cape billowed out behind him as he walked past the large oil paintings of his family- back when they could be called such.
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- Part 12 of Pinch Hits
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DSMP
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A collection of all the oneshots I've written but have until this point been content locked unless you're in the same discord servers as me. Now when you "want [Kaalia] content it will all be in one place" - peachy
I bring you oneshots ranging from a Resident Evil 8 au to dadnoblade and mostly everything in between
(Probably)
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- Part 10 of Kaalia's ship fic masterlist
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Glass-Like Restarts by Mp__11006
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
22 Oct 2023
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TommyInnit awakens in the aftermath of the Dream SMP's demise, an era that defined his past. He falls in love with a goddess, transcending mortal boundaries, and becomes a figure of the past as the Dream SMP is reborn with a new generation. A fresh era unfolds before him, and all he can do is watch in awe, witnessing the world's rejuvenation and the adventures of a new generation, carrying on the legacy he was once a part of.
__(AKA IM BACK INTO MY DSMP PHASE, PLEASE STOP ME.!!
hAHa!! Everyone loves the "runaway tommy to start a new life and adopts nkre kids than phil". But I give. "FUCK THAT ITS ALIVE AGAINN!!!" Frankstine version. WITH CLOWNPIERCE. AND HE BECOMES EVEN MORE LIKE PHILLL
Also MOLLY (I call her Em sorry) AND TOMMYYYYYYYYYY)
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Idyllic Life (Is too Boring) by orphan_account
Fandoms: Dream SMP, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
13 Sep 2023
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No matter what happens, Technoblade would stick to his ideals. New name or not, at core of his being, Ketsueki Kami was still Technoblade. A blood thirsty killer craving chaos and anarchy.
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This was a fun idea
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Ch 7
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using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy by clementine_emeralds, clemeralds (clementine_emeralds)
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Origins SMP, SMPEarth
01 Jul 2025
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This is actually pretty good 😞
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i cant pay for therapy cus i’m broke so yknow i’ll cure my depression with this
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Many years ago, Philza was an expert assassin for an international crime syndicate; dubbed the Angel of Death and known and feared by all. These days, however, washed up, hurt, and lonely, he finds it difficult reconciling his mired past with the everyday chores of a civilian.
A lot changes once he crosses paths with coach Technoblade.
; or, Former Assassin!Philza and Gym Coach!Technoblade AU
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Pray For Someone Who Won't Come by Helplesssweettooth
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
26 Jun 2024
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Techno never felt normal. It had nothing to do with the voices in his head that whisper cries of the blood God.
That's OK. Techno would survive.
Wilbur would not.
And now a strange 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝 enters his life, knowing things he shouldn't.
That's fine, he is the righteous hand of God, after all.
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Tommy is the blood god in a modern setting, and Techno doesn't know!
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unconnected DSMP fics by Gapple
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), SMPEarth, The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
08 Sep 2023
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Complete oneshot Unread
W3-ch 1/1 Read 3. W7-ch 3/3 read 1