16 Works in Eldritch Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF)

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    Lorelai goes to sleep near enough a ghost in her own home. When she wakes up...
    She should have known the house was too quiet.

    Or, how the Craft family acquired a daughter.

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    Phil's a god, but that's not really the important bit.
    What is important, however, is that he keeps accidentally getting deeply attached to an extremely mortal friend and then they up and die at him! What the fuck! This is incredibly unfair.

    In which Phil, in traditional fuck everything fashion, stubbornly goes through centuries of emotional pain in order to keep having a best friend by his side.
    Phil, also in traditional dumbassery fashion, fails to notice a pattern with all of his partners.

    (Please see final chapter for final author's notes.)

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    They say to never speak your true name out loud. Never let anyone you don’t trust know of it. Because there exists a creature that makes it their mission to learn it. Once they do, it’s all over. You are their property now.

    If only they knew some creatures don't need your name.

    OR

    Ranboo is late to the found family party that some eldritch creatures are holding for them.

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    "Bad ideas were kind of Tommy’s specialty.
    But he was pretty sure this was his worst idea yet.
    He looked up at the creepy, definitely not haunted house.
    Yeah, definitely a bad idea.
    But, he’d been dared to stay the night.
    And he really wanted to look cool."

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    Tommy gets thrown into a strange, empty mirror of the regular world.
    And there are things there, that hunt him.
    But he finds a man and his sons, and things might start looking up for him.

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    Their house was so cold. Tommy could not live there, he could not survive there.

    So he ran.

    or
    i had a dream about a fucked up hide and seek game and i sorta tweaked it into this.

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    If you asked, no one could remember when Philza had joined the circus. He was simply part of it. Maybe he had always been a part of it.

    As for Technoblade, it wasn’t quite clear when he had joined either. Some people whispered that Techno had never joined the circus at all. That he had simply appeared one day, fully formed as some sort of creature that found itself loyal to Philza.

    Wilbur doesn’t quite remember how he came to the circus. His memory is blurry, and he doesn’t remember stories very well. But he learns to be a fortune teller, and his tent will lure you in.

    Tommy is a whirlwind and he brought himself to the circus in a storm of fire and hail. The gates had swung open to allow entrance to a child with golden hair, who spoke with sharp words and would not let a single insult slip by. He was allowed to stay.

    Or,

    There is a circus. A very strange circus, but a circus nevertheless. Wander inside, if you dare. You never know what you may find.

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    Ranboo didn't know Tommy all that well as a person, aside from a couple words exchanged between them during class when they were paired together that could barely be considered a conversation, or little greetings in the hallway as they passed each other. But despite their non-friendship, Ranboo was very good at being able to tell when something was wrong with people. And something was clearly very wrong with Tommy.

    They didn't know what, couldn't quite place it, couldn't come up with any particular reason for the blonde's unusually quiet and withdrawn behaviour. It just made no sense, they had no clue what could be happening.

    Until it started happening to them too.

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    Full credit to sircantus!! This is their original story and I'm just adding onto it with my own little ideas. Obviously it has nothing to do with the main storyline, it's just a what if and also I love finding ways to include ranboo in everything just to traumatise him further. I don't usually write eldritch or psychological horror so forgive me if it's bad.

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    A rainy island community, somewhere between England and Florida, of indeterminate size, location, and national affiliation. Welcome to L'Manburg
    This episode: Contract negotiation with The Station Manager

    (Nightvale but it's DreamSMP (and sometimes also EmpiresSMP cuz i ran out of people))

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    Ranboo doesn't like the chest that's standing in his room. Doesn't like the smell or the fact that at night, something on the inside knocks. But when he is scared, it offers safety that he won't refuse.

    Or:
    Kidboo and three cryptids locked in a chest

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    A bunch of ideas slapped together because I’m not gonna be finishing them.

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    When a creature from Phil's past shows up, Techno goes on a confusing ride filled with more pain than anything he's ever felt before. No physical pain could hurt as bad as this pain.

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    The little blond omega is just living his life on the run from Alphas trying to 'tame' him.
    So what if he killed his family, or ate them? It's not his fault he couldn't reach the food in the kitchen.

    At least his one constant companion is a being from the void. A god like being, and a perfect alpha.
    The Blade doesn't judge him, but he sure does act strange for a shadow being.

    +{Slow Updates}+

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    These are the things I no longer understand

    My family isn’t real. Not anymore.

    No one seems to know where my actual family has gone.

    I cannot leave, I'm trapped.
    I tried and they won’t let me, they always find me.

    Their eyes aren’t real.
    Nothing is real

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    Technoblade is a man of many titles. It’s been a long time since he’s seen the man who gave him the name of “Friend.” He goes to pay the Crow Father a visit and finds that he can be given no welcome.

    (Whumptober.)

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    It was a good run, he had to admit. It's true he wasn't reaching the stars anytime soon, he wasn't reaching his dream- but, he still did a lot. Tommy believed if none of this had happened, he would have grown to be famous. He did a lot. He fought a lot of things for his dreams to come true.

    If he were to die, he'd die happy.

    Or

    Something weird is happening in Discordia Valley. It seems that the end of the world is upon Tommyinnit... but there's more than what meets the eye.

    Of course, he won't let that stop him.

    ...Hey, where is everyone?

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