19 Works in Pigman Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF)
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Ever since the hospital, Techno had a routine. Go to work, get fucked, come home. Quackity breaks that routine.
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- Part 2 of Oinktober 2022
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Before the Blood God by orphan_account
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
22 Jan 2023
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"Why aren't you upset?"
"...heh?"
"You just killed your cousin-"
"He's not my cousin, Tommy," Techno laughed, "I don't even know who they were."
"W-well, it's still murder! You murdered someone! And, I mean, he looked like you! You never know for sure!"
"I'm not a piglin, Tommy."
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Tommy discovers Technoblade's origin story (yes, his parents were killed by orphans, but not for the reasons you think.) Bottled-up feelings and tragic backstory angst ensue.Also includes a lot of Minecraft lore headcanons and an unnecessary in-depth dive into Piglin society, sorry not sorry.
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Troublesome kids that they are, Techno and Wilbur find themselves on a quest to prove that they are changelings and to pass the message to their dad - Phil, as gently as possible (if ever).
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They are Tommyinnit now...and it's not going well so far.
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He'd accept a violent centaur, or a siren, or any other kind of half human, half animal monster, but this? This thing was tiny. It had barely had its head bumped and was wailing like it'd never been in so much pain.
Phil covered his ears with his hands, trying to drown out the sounds of the thing's squeals.
This was ridiculous.Or
Philza is a renown monster killer just trying to pass through a city when he's tasked with killing the monster that killed their queen. He finds something else instead.
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- Part 3 of Areus' Oneshots!
- Part 1 of Areus' Emerald Duo Bingo
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A collection of all the oneshots I've written but have until this point been content locked unless you're in the same discord servers as me. Now when you "want [Kaalia] content it will all be in one place" - peachy
I bring you oneshots ranging from a Resident Evil 8 au to dadnoblade and mostly everything in between
(Probably)
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- Part 10 of Kaalia's ship fic masterlist
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How the Syndicate Met by Savetheredwolves
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
04 Mar 2022
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The Angle of Death
The Keeper of the End
The Blood God
The Baker turned Warror
All of their stories, their past and connections before the events of the Dream SMP.Series
- Part 2 of MCYT long fics
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Technoblade went out to get witches pots, not realizing that one particular splash potion has a different effect and ends up In a rather sticky situation. Philza Gets rather worried and heads out to find Techno and meets a very familiar friend on the way.
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the art of stealing and becoming by yellowcloudds for sircantus
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
03 Jan 2022
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tommy's five when phil finds him.
he's six when he becomes a king, seven when he becomes a bird, and twelve when he becomes warm (don't ask)
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tommy takes his family's clothes. lots of fluff follows
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- Part 1 of other people's aus i absolutely adore
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- Part 1 of Sleepy Bois Supernatural Investigators
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- English
- Words:
- 53
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Hits:
- 111
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Out of the blue, he has a reunion with a departed friend on consecrated ground.
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Dig Deeper For Maximum Fun by AngryBadger
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dwarf Fortress
19 Jul 2021
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Technoblade is a young piglin growing up in the Nether. On another world dwarves have just cracked an adamantine spire and are very confused about what kind of Underworld they have found. Crossover chaos ensues.
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Techno just rolled his eyes, getting the idea that while he's here just pinning Dream down on the floor he might as well go back to bullying him for fun.
"You're inferior, you understand?"
Dream groaned as the topic continued and finally looked him in the eyes, but there was something besides annoyance there.
"Stop it. You're not gonna like what that leads to, besides, do you have anything else to say? Tommy's broken records sound better than you."
He was clearly uncomfortable or something of the sorts. Techno wondered what that other thing aside from annoyance was but he put it off to the side to keep bullying Dream.
"Oh yeah and Tommy is stronger than you and he's literally just a raccoon. Not even a cute raccoon, he's one of those crazy feral ones. A crazy feral raccooninnit is stronger than you Dream."
"Lies," he immediately defends his ego, "You've seen me beat him," he bit right back.
"Techno, last warning, either do something or get off of me. I don't have time for this."Was that... an invitation?
A confused look appeared onto his face. After a solid twenty seconds of silence Techno reached down, casually touching Dream's crotch.
"Dream.... are you into this?" -
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Wilbur is a despotic king, and Technoblade is a rebellious general. Technoblade gets captured and finds himself at the king's mercy.
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However awkward Techno tends to be this must be the peak. Dream immediately notices the perverse position, an unplanned predicament he can only blame himself and his fishhooking skill for while Techno is completely unaware of the implications, only knowing he came out on top against a foe with a wicked grin. Techno holds Dream down with a bloody hand on his heaving chest when he struggles only to get a boot to the gut, grunting but not backing away. Dream gains the strength to kick him up and off and to the side, his pride hurt severely.
Two almost matched men fight only to end up in a completely different battle, one for not life and death, bur dominance against the other.
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- Part 3 of Paths Divergent
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Of Blood and Chaos by HobblyWobbly
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP | Minecraft
01 Jan 2021
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"Oh I told you, I only speak with violence
So look me in the eyes if you dare
You'll learn a lesson right then and there"
He wanted a home."Chaos is my lover
Power is my best friend
You're all my marionettes"
He wanted his family to be happy.A retelling of the Dream SMP through the eyes of the Blood God and the God of Chaos
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Between Lightning and its Thunder by desktopmythos
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
28 Dec 2020
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Phil wakes up in the middle of a thunderstorm to find that Techno is not in the house- instead, he's enjoying the torrential downpour with a near reckless abandon.
(aka. late teens Techno & Dadza have a family moment thanks to the rain)
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honeyed milk and dying flames by orphan_account
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
18 Dec 2020
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losing a twin is often compared to a world shattering event, framed as a moment of raw emotion and messy tears. technoblade disagrees. losing a twin is losing another half of oneself, and it's evident in the way that kitchen tables feel too empty, and time refuses to heal fast enough.
sometimes though, losing a twin can be the cold nipping at your fingertips as your mind wanders in a library late at night in a snowstorm.
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- Part 1 of Life after losing