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    ----- This work is a standalone story loosely based off of the Dream SMP's timeline as well as Passerine. The beginning is told in journal entries, while the rest is in standard story format. There will be a full story with my OCs following the DSMP timeline in the future! -----

    In an evermore-tyrannic Manberg, one young girl- Rose Schlatt- is bravely fighting to avoid her tyrannic father's wrath while desperately trying to find a way out to something greater.

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    “As I was saying,” the advisor cleared his throat again and it was becoming all the more obvious that he was nervous about bringing up whatever was on his mind. “The Empire has moved on from the sudden death of the late king and queen, so we thought it was about time you brought a new era of prosperity to your people by choosing a partner to rule by your side.”

    That finally got Technoblade to sit up, his expression involuntarily hardening into a scowl as the advisor quickly took his seat again.

    “The Arctic Empire is in no need of a royal wedding.”

    or it's about time Technoblade got married even though he really doesn't want to. It's a good thing Dream is there to help him out

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    Philza struggled to keep standing straight, dizzy from blood loss, a white-knuckle grip on his sword.

    “I have heard much of you, emperor Philza, and I have respect for you. Therefore, I’ll offer you a deal. You will surrender. You will kneel before me, right here, right now, and beg for mercy. Then I’ll take you to the Nether with me, and you’ll become my prisoner, slave, and personal servant. Or-

    The Blood God raised his netherite blade, pointing the tip straight at Philza’s heart.

    “-I will allow you to die with a sword in your hand, and once you’re dead, I will slaughter your children.”

    Philza fell to his knees without hesitation.

    ~~~

    Philza had been prepared for a lot of things when he was taken as a war prize: the loss of his basic freedom, the heartbreak of being separated from his sons, the indignity of being reduced into the piglin king’s “pet”.

    What he hadn’t been expecting was for the man behind the blood-stained mask to be soft-spoken, or good-natured, or tired from the weight of his crown.

    Or lonely.

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    When Techno left, the servants and guards left with him, leaving Wilbur alone with his thoughts and his reflection. He stared himself in the eyes and whispered, “What are you doing? He’s killed for less. You’re a fucking idiot.” He cursed himself out. God. He really was stupid. He was doing this, tonight, sealing the deal. The arrangements have been made, and Technoblade has no idea the trap he’s walking right into. He’s a mouse in a trap, a lamb to the slaughter. One of them will die, and Wilbur hopes it won’t be himself.

     

    Whumptober Day 1: "Please don't cry" | Lamb to the slaughter | Ceremony | Beg for forgiveness | Alt prompt: Deal with the devil

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    Tommy never asked to be a soldier. But now that the Boar's come calling, he’ll die like one.

    /Technoblade is hunting down the last remnants of Tommy’s failing unit. There’s nowhere left to run, and no gods left to pray to. Just a cold morning, a dull sword, and the certainty that this is where it all ends.

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    Technoblade is a king without heirs of his own. He would never even hope for such a tragedy, for someone so young to be destined to inherit this thing which pains him so. Why burden anyone after himself, knowing the full weight of his crown?

    His advisors have heavily suggested in the past that if he’s not planning on producing the heirs himself, he should take the heirs from another king instead. It’s an old but still valid tradition. Back then, he always resisted. It’s never been on the table.

    Unfortunately, today, it has become the preferred option to a very specific unwanted situation.

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    Neither King Technoblade steals Overworld Emperor Philza's children. Not only do the children seem to be more difficult than anticipated, but the kidnapping does not seem to have fully pleased his greedy court. Worst of all, however, is the part where Technoblade feels like he has family for the first time in his life.

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    My promise to my Icarus is this.

    When we depart, I will protect you with all of my being. My life will flicker out like the embers of campfires as long as your embers grow stronger into the flames of a warrior, my kit, I will provide all for you, I will tend to you like a servant to a king, like a jester to its master. I will fight the war on my own if it means that your smile will return to me. I will never leave you behind, I will love you with all of my, from my rotting heart to my broken mind.

    Whatever you desire from this world, I will fight the gods to make it be.
    Your smile, everlasting and warm, will be the salvation I crave. Your laugh is the ease my mind screams for. Your soul, my eternity.

    ~

    A king will do anything for his treasure.
    Techno's only treasure, his only son.

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    “Dream, marry me.”

    Dream turned to look at him, the expression on his mask as blank as always, but his voice carried surprise, “Techn–”

    “If you ruled the Arctic with me, Manberg wouldn’t dare attack us for any trivial reason.”

    “Wha – No!”

    “Please Dream, everyone loves you. And you know how much they hate me for absolutely no reason, but if you’d be ruling the Arctic with me, they’d leave us alone,“ Techno plead, “And! And you’d get your dad from breathing down your neck all the time.”

    “I don’t think he’s going to like me ruling an anarchist country with a piglin.”

    “Oh you know he doesn't give a shit about you. He just wants to profit off you by marrying you to some rich noble. However, if you're already off the market, he can’t do anything now can he, not after we’ve vowed to the Gods to combine our souls in holy matrimony.”

    ~☼~

    Techno asks Dream to marry him, for purely political reasons of course.

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    Technoblade will never die cowering at his enemies feet.
    No matter the struggle put upon him he will stand tall and look death in the eye.

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    He motioned forward and twelve palace guards entered, dragging in twelve polished axes, heavy and sharp. They set them down, heads aligned on the marble floor in a long, gleaming line.

    Tommy stepped in front of them and held up the bow.

    “My brother’s weapon,” he said. “The bow that has broken armies. The hand that held it ruled without question. So, here’s my challenge; my gift to all of you who’ve played games and bared teeth behind closed doors.”

    He scanned the room. Many looked away. One did not.

    Dream .The King of Essempi. Cloaked in green and crowned in ambition. He stood tall and still, lips curled in his usual sneer.

    Tommy met his gaze, stepped forward, and threw the bow at their feet.

    It hit the marble with a heavy crack and spun to a stop.

    “String it,” Tommy demands. “That’s the test. That’s the crown. You want it? Prove you are worthy.”

    Whispers echoed around the room, some confused, most angry.

    Dream tilted his head, smiling just enough to show the sharp edge beneath.

    Tommy looked at him and thought, 'Fetch. Like the dog you are.'

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    ╔═════ஓ.⭒༻✧༺⭒.ஓ═════╗

    ₊ ⊹
    After his family's departure, Tommy is left to take care
    of an unloving kingdom. Forced to wear a cursed crown
    that whispers paranoia and longing for blood, and sleepless
    from the non-stop labor as king, it's felt impossible for
    him to continue.

    Easily dismissing his friends' concerns and ever so desperate
    to ease the pain, Tommy finds himself with the intriguing
    offer of alliance with neighboring kingdom's ruler Dream,
    who swears to take the weight off his shoulders.

    And who is he to deny? ₊˚

    ╚═════ஓ.⭒༻✧༺⭒.ஓ═════╝

     

    TLDR: Crowned king at eighteen, Tommy struggles to keep his kingdom alive and fed while also keeping himself the same. As old acquaintances reappear and either help his mental decline or make it worse, King Dream swoops in with an ulterior motive at Tommy's lowest. Blinded by his foolishness, Tommy is oblivious to his plans.

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    [ WARNING: Mentioned death, Violence, injuries, some injuries/hurt does not get comforted, cuss words! ]
    [ Additional warnings at the beginning of each chapter ]

     

    When Phil's taken captive at the end of a losing battle he's content in letting his wounds take him under.

    It turns out the emperors not as cruel as he might have thought, getting the man medical attention and even offering him a place in his council as an adviser.

    Phil thinks he's just being a sick bastard with all his cruel jokes. There must be more to this 'kindness.'

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    Times in Grecia are about to change forever. War is brewing between an anarchist with an unbeatable axe and a former king who schemes for chaos from the shadows of Pandora's Vault. In a world of sorcery and mystery, where princesses become pirates and peasants become gladiators, you‘re far more likely to make it out dead than alive. Everyone you meet has a story to tell and something they'll stop at nothing to achieve. And- right in the center of it all- are two brothers from a small village on the outskirts of nowhere.

    Each possessing a destiny greater than they ever imagined.

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    The backstory of how a king befriended a vampire and then became one himself.

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    Philza is a commander captured by the Antarctic Empire. Technoblade is the ruler of said empire, who totally is not old enough to qualify for the role. No one is happy about this.

    Angst ensues, but Philza and his mother hen instincts decide to swap the word "angst" with the word "fluff".

    Or, stockholm syndrome-esque emduo royalty AU, but it's, like, barely dark, because we need more of the pure fluff found family things :)

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    Dream loves his king.

    He would do anything for his king.

    Even if it means he has kill him with his own two hands.

    Day 13: Reincarnation / Confession

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    Every 100 years, the Winter King and the Summer King set aside their differences for their primal needs. However, most notably, the Summer King, Philza, did not arrive to the last rendezvous. This year, he has, and Techno demands answers—not before fucking him silly, of course.

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    Technoblade got cursed into the crown that advised him for the entirety of his rule. When he came back to awareness a teenager was being coronated.
    Technoblade didn't know what to make of the situation until Tommy recognised who he was. The people feared Techno... His legacy was that of bloodshed and war.
    Tommy insisted even a man who went so astray as him deserved to be set free. Techno wondered if the world could accept him after so much time passing.

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    Phil-centric emduo and QSMP content, ranging from story ideas, snippets, and partially completed chapters/oneshots. Come get your hurt/comfort for our favorite bird man! :D

    ~~~~~~~~~~~

    Sample Oneshot Snippet:

    With a sad smile, Techno kneels beside the elytrian, looking him in the eyes while kindly saying, “It's alright, you're safe now. The man who hurt you is dead, I killed 'em.”

    The elytrian blinks at him a few times in disbelief, opening his mouth to try to speak, but only a weak, garbled sound comes out, because he just can't believe that this is actually real.

    “I’ve got ya,” Techno murmurs as he helps the winged man sit up, reaching for the chains holding him captive as he continues, “'M gonna get all this off you now.”

    As Techno begins freeing the elytrian from his restraints, Phil tries his best not to cry over this unexpected kindness. But when the chains on his wings finally drop away, he can’t fight tears anymore, Techno gently pulling the elytrian close to his chest and holding him as he sobs.

    “You’re free now.”

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    As the revolution marches towards the castle, a manservant looks in the mirror. He no longer sees himself, but the King.

    The thorn to the royal rose. The first, the last. He will be the fight so that his brother may flee.

    Cyrus closes his eyes, whispering a prayer he doesn't really believe. With his brothers’ neck upon the chopping block, Cyrus shows a final act of defiance and affection.

    An act Lady Prime might smile upon.

    -

    A Servant of Evil AU, formerly twins duo, now with Cyberknife

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