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Dadnoblade it's not a Choice, it's a Lifestyle by ifisayjess
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), QSMP | Quackity SMP, Sleepy Boys Inc - SBI
30 May 2024
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It's just me spreading the dadnoblade propaganda
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everything about this is amazing.
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- 31
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AAAA
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Actually managed to make me cry- at least twice- Excellent work!
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LETS-A-GO
fr tho. Like you remember what this was like, self. Remember that dang last one. Like heck. This one. This one right here.
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Anything and Everything by Drhair76, Drhair76 (orphan_account), orphan_account, plantform
Fandom: Dream SMP, QSMP | Quackity SMP
07 Jul 2023
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all my AUs in one place!! <3 enjoy!!
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- 269,272
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- 24
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Netherborns Pack Together! (You're Safe Here, Tuskling) by Hawkflame999
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Origins SMP
13 Oct 2025
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!!!!!STILL GOING THROUGH EDITS!!!!! !!!UNFINISHED!!!!
Ok so this is my first attempt at a wide range of AUs based on some headcanons I have about the Nether, Nether species, BadBoyHalo's species, and more.
But a basic summary of this one is:
Technoblade is way younger than most of SMP thinks, and only Bad knows, because netherkind have their age indicators. And Bad is a Netherkind too.Techno is an UnClaimed cub on his own.
After a battle triggers a flashback of things Techno would rather not tell anyone, Bad finally takes action.
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- Part 1 of Netherborn Lore Series (name pending)
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Parent Bad with kid Techno, adorable
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A new fic that has a promising future for my favorites list. Can't wait for updates.
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i swear that i loved you (i swear i still do) by clementine_emeralds, clemeralds (clementine_emeralds)
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
28 Jul 2024
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Sometimes, the love he has doesn't get returned. Or worse, it gets denied. And that's pretty understandable.
Wilbur is a great singer, and his charisma shines through the roof. He plays the guitar well, and he has plenty of friends to listen to his music.
Tommy is...well, Tommy is Tommy. His sunshine little brother. Courageous and extroverted and endearing. His literal complete opposite.
Don't get him wrong, Techno loves his brothers very much.
He's just not quite sure if they feel the same.
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Or, Wilbur and Tommy have been spending time with each other without Techno lately, and he does not take it lightly.
(AKA, 5k words of me projecting)
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- Part 41 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 3 of hand in lovable hand (to have a family and a home)
- Part 10 of Clementine's Personal Favourites :p
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Hm. Making me feel feelings? Disgusting
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There was once a time when gods walked the earth side by side with mortals, before the windy periods. The wind was a hard thing to control, needing constant care and attention. The breezes grew dull and uninteresting, there wasn’t a single spirit attached to the tides of air that rolled across the Earth.
The pantheon came to a unanimous decision, each coming upon their own terms that they would simply just ignore the winds. So the gods left it alone, eventually ceasing to will the breezes in and out. Unfortunately, to create a new deity to take care of the winds, a soul would be needed. A soul of someone who died too soon. Four souls across the centuries seemed to fit this description.
A man just wanting to protect his home
A child soldier captured and forced to fight in an arena
An apprenticed scribe, fighting to see the sun the next morning
A street rat abandoned by the people who were supposed to love him the mostBy fate or fortune, these four souls found themselves back from the gentle hold of death, finding new life as their souls were repurposed to create the Anemoi: the four winds.
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- Part 1 of DSMP fics circa 2021-2023
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Tommy is fourteen now. The last house was one of the worst, and Tommy’s pretty sure he’s gonna be feeling it all through his body for a while, but he gave out as good as he got. He’s not gonna take that shit lying down ever again.
“You’re going to be safe in this house, Tommy.” His new social worker’s voice is gentle. Puffy’s not watching him- kind of can’t be, when she’s driving. “I can promise you that.”
Tommy doesn’t tell her that he doesn’t trust social workers anymore. He can’t trust that the newest foster parents won’t hurt him.
“I’ve placed quite a few kids here,” she continues. “I know it might be hard to believe right now, but the parents are good people, and they’re going to take really good care of you.”Series
- Part 3 of touch
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SBI foster au, foster parents Phil & Kristin, foster kids Technoblade and TommyInnit
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you'll be safe here by clementine_emeralds for West_Writes
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
07 Sep 2024
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Phil crouches beside him, rubbing circles on his back. “It's okay. We all make mistakes. It's totally fine, mate. It's just a plate, we can always buy a new one. You're alright, Techno, you're alright.”
“They were too loud. They're so loud. They made me drop it,” Techno whispers. No longer are his eyes dull, they are foggy, a befuddled duvet blanketing his irises.
“Who's ‘they’?” Phil peers at his face, only to find tears streaming down his cheek. He wipes them away, but more drops cascade like the descent of a waterfall. “Techno, who's ‘they’?”
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Phil learns new things about his foster son. Techno is just not having a great time whatsoever.
Prompt: Adoption/foster au
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- Part 122 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 78 of MCYT Fic Fight 2024!
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- English
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- 1,033
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The shadow of two pairs of wings are as bright to Techno as the sun could ever be.
There stood a tall child and a short man, black of the ashes and red of trickling blood. But they were also his brother and father, black of the hushed night and red of pomegranate shrubs.
And Techno doesn't understand how they are his family. Because even though they feel like family, they certainly don't look like family.
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Phil is an Elytrian and can fly. Tommy is an Avian and will eventually learn how to fly. Techno has no idea why he doesn't have wings and why he couldn't be like his family.
Technotober (Clem's Version) prompt #11: 'Origins SMP Setting'
Angstober prompt #5: 'Do Better'
Platonic Flufftober prompt #28: 'It Takes a Leap of Faith'
with turtletrio!Series
- Part 14 of Technotober 2024 (Clem's Version!)
- Part 5 of wipe away my invisible tears (angstober 2024!!)
- Part 6 of dreaming of my beloved flufftober (2024!!)
- Part 145 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
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- English
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requests <3 by orphan_account
Fandom: Dream - SMP, Dream SMP, DreamSMP, DreamSMP - Fandom
17 Jun 2022
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- 14
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not my cup o' tea by clementine_emeralds, clemeralds (clementine_emeralds)
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
17 Sep 2024
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“Hello? Hellooo?” Tommy drawls, snapping his fingers in front of Techno who doesn’t even blink or flinch at the sudden motion. “Is anyone home in there?”
“What the fuck..” Tommy mumbles to himself. “Um, hello?” he shakes the older by the shoulder lightly so as to not startle him. He gets startled anyways, floundering away from Tommy while he blinks furiously, pupils finally regaining soul—yet, they are frantic, as if he is searching for something that was never in the room to begin with.
Techno looks at his younger brother indecisively and clears his throat. “Hi, Tommy.”
Tommy crosses his arms as he sits beside him, an inspecting expression on his face. “What time did you go to bed last night?”
“Uhh, I did not go to bed last night.”
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Techno being an idiot who denies his lack of taking breaks and Tommy being the responsible (and stressed) one for once.
Sicktember prompt #17: 'Brain Fog/Spaced Out' with bedrockbros
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- Part 2 of writhing away from aching bones (clem's sicktember 2024!)
- Part 127 of using fanfictions of multiple block men as my life support and therapy
- Part 64 of The Bedrockbros-centric Mastercollection™
- Part 11 of hand in lovable hand (to have a family and a home)
- Part 41 of Clementine's Personal Favourites :p
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clem kills me everytime i read fheir works and ir is beautiful, this is rather somft and is slight drugging yummy
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Worried Tommy>>>
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The Bedrock Bros Agenda by ifisayjess
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), QSMP | Quackity SMP, Sleepy Boys Inc - SBI
30 May 2024
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Please Don't Find Me [I'm Not Okay] by transgarfield for RadioSilencer
Fandoms: Dream SMP
30 Dec 2022
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Tommy does not breathe and he does not laugh and he does not swear. Tommy is not the harsh cry of a fledgling eagle soaring over the brisk mountain tops. Tommy is not the wind teasing the tall aspen, Tommy is not the babbling brook in the morning sun. Tommy is not life itself and he is not nothing at once.
Or at least, not anymore.
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or: a c!bedrock bros hanahaki soulmate au with plenty of allium duo fluff as well <3Series
- Part 1 of I was scared when you looked at me [I'd forgotten what it feels like to have someone like me]
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Please Don't Find Me [I'm Not Okay] by transgarfield (WorkID: 43944966)
Summary: Tommy does not breathe and he does not laugh and he does not swear. Tommy is not the harsh cry of a fledgling eagle soaring over the brisk mountain tops. Tommy is not the wind teasing the tall aspen, Tommy is not the babbling brook in the morning sun. Tommy is not life itself and he is not nothing at once.
Or at least, not anymore.
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or: a c!bedrock bros hanahaki soulmate au with plenty of allium duo fluff as well <3
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"Okay, Wilbur." He says. "Let's review. Kristin first. Then Phil. And then you. Three different times I have blamed myself for someone leaving me. So yes, I know the feeling. But what do you want from me? I already said the kid could stay. I'm gonna keep a roof over his head and food on his table. If you're asking me to get close to yet another person that I could lose –"
"You didn't lose me."
"Didn't I?"
Or, Wilbur finds a fox under their farmhouse porch one day, and every issue Techno and Wilbur have ever had immediately comes crawling to the surface.
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- Part 24 of Anything and Everything
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- English
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- 6,732
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The Flowers that Tear at your Lungs by ifisayjess
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
13 Jul 2023
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The disease for the unloved, a seed of doubt that was gently placed deep within your heart, watered by every insecurity you had, collecting every thought of hopelessness that crossed your mind, growing up inside your lungs, interwoven like vines around walls, blooming flowers and thorns that would soon clog your throat, filling you body with pain and longing until you shuddered under the weight of bouquets that would part your lips open, making you perish as the flowers would tear you from the insides, feeding from your withering body until there were no more than bones left.
It was a death sentence.
There was no cure.
It would only go away once you felt yourself loved.
And Technoblade, was the most unlovable being in existence.
- Technoblade gets Hanahaki and a child
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- Part 16 of Dadnoblade it's not a Choice, it's a Lifestyle
- Part 24 of The Bedrock Bros Agenda
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- English
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- 4,996
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- 975
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this is so dear to me omg
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comb your hands through my hair and tell me that you love me by lightning_anon
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
10 Nov 2021
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Technoblade's parents were the best of parents: kind, caring, and loving. Technoblade's parents were the worst of people: unforgiving, cruel, deadly.
Techno loses his parents, his hair, and his autonomy. He gains a Phil, and a family. Just not in the way he wanted.
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Techno's encompass installment: a story of what we lose and what we gain.
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- Part 4 of encompass
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 27,150
- Chapters:
- 5/5
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- 800
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- 3,127
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- 228
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This is the fic you read before; forgot; reread, and remembered all the sobbing, pain, and relatable moments it had
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🦠2021🔫 by Soulless_Fawn
Fandom: Dream SMP, Dream SMP | Minecraft, Mincraft Championships, Minecraft (Video Game), Minecraft - Fandom, Origin SMP, SMPEarth
10 Mar 2025
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Ah yes the wonderful year that is 2021. These are all the wonderful and not so wonderful, horrific and not so horrific stories I’ve wrote in this year. You get to read fluff, angst and mostly block men I found on twitch.
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Some of the fics in here are multi chapter fics and might bleed into 2022. The series will still be put as complete once New Years hits. The fics in it might not be completed and still worked on over the year of 2022 but no new works will be added. ⬛️➖⬛️🤙🏾- Words:
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This ateeee
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"I heard you have a family now, Blade. Your father is a pro hero, hm? And those two brothers of yours… I suppose you love them?"
"You stay away from them," Techno said.
"If I want to ruin your life, they're as good as any place to start."
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Like the rest of his family, Techno is a pro hero. Unlike them, he's also a vigilante at night to deal with his frustrations after being benched for reckless behavior. When an old villain starts to threaten his new life, Techno finds he will go to extremes to protect those he cares about.
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yummyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy hehehehehehe
fuck you dante, all my homies hate dante
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Techno wasn’t sure what he had done this time, but it was all going wrong again. They weren’t obvious about it but he had had enough experience to tell. They had gotten tired of him.
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Sbi is hiding something from Techno. He misunderstands what it is.
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Classic foster kid is going to be adopted but they think they’re being sent away instead
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- 1,388
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