Anything and Everything
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"The dragon from the first raid. You- you fucking kept it?"
"Him," Tubbo corrects. "His name is Ranboo."
Tommy turns around slowly, face blank. "Ranboo." He repeats. "You kept the Enderdragon that could kill thirty Vikings in a single breath. And you named him Ranboo."
"Yep!"
"Oh my fucking-"
Or, the how to train your dragon dsmp au that literally no one but me wanted .
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- Part 1 of Anything and Everything
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“Okay," Tubbo says, "so we’ve successfully eliminated you being a son of Ares, a son of Demeter, and a son of Athena.”
“Wait. When did we eliminate me being a son of Athena?”
Tubbo gives Tommy a look. “Let’s just say, I don’t think it’s happening.”
or, Tommy, desperate for a family, tries to speed up the claiming process.
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- Part 2 of Anything and Everything
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be my teenage dream tonight by Drhair76 (orphan_account) for ferverdream
Fandoms: Dream SMP
31 Dec 2021
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"I'm going to join the Glee club," Sapnap blurts.
Dream looks up from his textbook, blinking like he's seeing the Chemistry equations swimming in front of his eyes. "Sorry? You're going to do what?"
"I'm gonna join New Directions."
Dream stares. "I knew you were on drugs. I fucking knew it. I'm going to tell your mom right now, I'm calling her-"
"Do not call my mom! I am sober!"
or, Sapnap sees one (1) cute boy sing and decides to change his whole life.
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- Part 3 of Anything and Everything
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I can feel your heart beating under my skin by Drhair76 for plantform
Fandoms: Dream SMP
08 Jan 2022
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Tommy blinked. “Uh- no, I-”
“Okay, so what? Ghost whisperer? Ghostbusters? You don’t have any type of beeping lights. How would people know you’ve ‘gotten the ghost’?”
“Why are you using quotation marks?” Tommy had asked. “I- I really do see ghosts. For real. None of that fake TV shit.”
...
Oh. His hands are on Tommy’s arms. His hands are on Tommy’s bare arms.
Tommy stiffens and Wilbur pulls away sharply, his eyes widening further in the same realization.
“Shit,” Wilbur goes, “fuck, sorry, sorry. You don’t like to be touched- my bad, I’m-”
or, Tommy, Tubbo and Ranboo are the new mystic shop in town, and SBI seems to have a ghost problem on their hands. Luckily, Tommy is an expert on ghosts- not so much family dynamics though. Maybe he'll learn as he goes. Maybe- if his empathic and telepathic magic doesn't get in the way of it.
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- Part 4 of Anything and Everything
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Tommy uncrosses his legs. “You were ignoring me- I felt justified.”
“I was ignoring your character,” Wilbur corrects. “I was being a good fake brother. I was being a good actor.”
Tommy falters a little. Fake. Fake brother. Good actor. He swallows. “Uh- yeah. Yeah.”
or, SBI are actors on a sitcom, and of course, they play a happy family- unfortunately for Tommy, the lines between fact and fiction are easily blurred and hard to define.
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- Part 5 of Anything and Everything
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“And everyone is so old,” Tubbo complains. Somehow, without them knowing about it, Tubbo’s managed to swipe a waffle and is chewing on it happily. Sapnap stifles a laugh. “Well, not everyone, I guess- the kid in our room is our age, I think. He might be younger.”
Wilbur perks up. “Does he ice skate?”
“Yeah, he does. He’s got these sick skates and everything.” Tubbo explains. “He’s quiet though. We tried talking to him, but…”
“But?”
Tubbo shrugs. "He's quiet. He doesn't talk much. I guess he's busy."
or, Tommy's made it to the Olympics for figure skating- he's the youngest contestant on the ice and he's the favor for the gold. He's supposed to be living the dream. So why is he still so unhappy? And why do all these hockey players and snowboarders care so much about him?
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- Part 6 of Anything and Everything
- Part 1 of from ice to water
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love me not, love you so by orphan_account for plantform, theclingyduo
Fandoms: Dream SMP
14 Feb 2022
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"We?" Tommy asks incredulously. "What do you mean we?"
"Yeah." Tubbo nods like he's already decided. "We. Us. We're going to get free food. We are going to exploit the Valentine's day system."
or, benchtrio pretend to be a couple for Valentine's day- Tommy thinks it goes well, all things considered.
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- Part 7 of Anything and Everything
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cloudy days and starry nights by Drhair76 (orphan_account) for theclingyduo
Fandoms: Dream SMP
24 Feb 2022
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"It's the two of you, isn't it?" She said, pointing at Tommy and Ranboo with her motel pen. "You're the little freaks, huh? I can tell."
"Don't fucking call them that!" Tubbo snapped, jerking forward threateningly.
She looked at him sideways, bored.
or, before they found Wilbur, Phil and Techno- Tubbo, Tommy and Ranboo had to survive on their own with nothing but each other.
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- Part 8 of Anything and Everything
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Just as he thinks there's something wrong with the whole room, the whole castle, the guard outside, staring forward, and the family outside of it. Wilbur, Techno, Phil, Kristin.
They're just- not normal. They can't be. They're interested in Tommy. They want Tommy. And that just doesn't make sense.
or, the first few days in new luxury, Tommy only feels dirty.
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- Part 9 of Anything and Everything
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He makes himself flexible, he makes himself open- a murder of crows and a pack of wolves? Sure, bring it on. Tommy wants to learn about magic and legends and spirits? Okay, Sam will become an expert just for him.
or, Sam decides to be the best damn dad on this side of the ocean, and no one could possibly stop him. Except maybe those three fae in the forest that are interested in his son.
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- Part 10 of Anything and Everything
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"George," he says, breathless. Scared. "I-"
"You freed the siren." George says. There's no emotion as he says it, and that's how Tommy knows he's really fucked up.
"George, I didn't-"
"The siren is gone," he says, a little louder now. "The siren is gone and you're sitting here with a knife and a cut net."
Tommy's heart sinks.
or, Tommy, a pirate aboard the Essempi, betrays his crew and frees a siren - as punishment, he's made to walk the plank. Will his grace come back in return? Or will he sink below the unforgiving waves?
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- Part 11 of Anything and Everything
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Wilbur takes his last trembling breath.
Tommy pulls away from Wilbur's side, bile rising in his throat. He stands on shaking legs, finds his stray knife on the ground and picks it up with blood-coated hands.
He impales himself with the knife in one quick, practiced stab.
His last thought is this: he is not losing his best friend like this- he is not losing his best friend at all.
or, Wilbur dies on a Tuesday afternoon. Tommy wakes up on a Tuesday morning. So it goes.
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- Part 12 of Anything and Everything
- Part 1 of so it goes
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Tommy is alright, he thinks to himself, trying to calm his distantly racing heart. Tommy is alive and well. Tommy is Spiderman. Techno is not freaking out. All of these can be factually true statements.
or, a step by step guide on what to do when you find out your little brother is Spiderman: by Technoblade
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- Part 13 of Anything and Everything
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Dream hesitates, clearly surprised by the question. He opens his mouth to answer, when something small and silver flies in from his left and hits him right in the face. It clatters to the desk and –
"Is that a fork?" Wilbur asks.
or, Dream, the biggest super villain on earth, deals with two of the biggest nuisances on earth - his younger siblings, Tommy and Drista.
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- Part 14 of Anything and Everything
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“My wings –” Tommy pants. “They’re – I fell on them when you bumped into me earlier, I – I thought they were okay, but now I can’t –”
“Okay, okay. Breathe.” Wilbur soothes. He sets down the cages in the grass and puts two hands on Tommy’s shoulders. “Can I see?” Tommy stares at him. “I can help, I promise. I work in the town’s aviary. I’ve done this my whole life. I promise I won’t hurt you.”
Tommy hesitates. He needs to deliver this mail. But, he can’t do his job if he can’t fly. “Okay,” he allows.
or, Tommy is a royal mail-carrier and Wilbur lives in the town he's delivering to.
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- Part 15 of Anything and Everything
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"Ready to race, big shot?" Wilbur asks.
Tommy pulls his gloves on, keeping his head down.
"Tommy?" Wilbur frowns, stepping into Tommy's line of vision, making Tommy look up. "Why do you look like you're heading off to the gallows? Qualifying was good, yeah? Fifth place starting isn't so bad."
Fifth place, Tommy thinks. Nowhere near good enough. He wants to stay, damnit. He wants to earn it. He can't-
"Yeah," he croaks. He feels exhausted. "Fifth is good. It's a start."
or, Tommy is the youngest F1 driver in a century - he knows he needs to earn his laurels. He'll do anything to get it. Anything. There are certain people who disagree with this.
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- Part 16 of Anything and Everything
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"I'm Dream," he says instead. "The big cat supervisor. Are you –"
"Tommy!" Tommy chirps proudly. "And I'm your new tiger guy!"
God, Dream thinks, he sounds even younger than he looks.
Or, Tommy is 19 and ready to work at Essempi zoo taking care of tigers like he's done for his whole life - Dream, his supervisor, takes issue with this.
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- Part 17 of Anything and Everything
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"I think I want to kill myself," Tommy says, and it comes out like red-stained glass, hacked up and spit out on the carpet at their feet.
There's a pause.
"I think," Techno says, eyes on Phil's stunned expression, "we should go on a road trip."
or, SBI go on a road-trip in search of healing.
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- Part 18 of Anything and Everything
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“You can sing,” Wilbur huffs, stretching a leg out and nudging Techno with a socked toe. Techno gives a scathing glare and pointedly turns away, taking the bass with him. Phil, fiddling with the wires for the amp, laughs, endlessly amused, and all of a sudden, Tommy feels like bursting into tears right there on the couch garage.
or, SBI are teenagers in a band called Pigstep, but Tommy knows what they do not. That there is a timestamp on how long the dream lasts.
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- Part 19 of Anything and Everything
- Part 1 of WHUMPTOBER (2K22)
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"Help!" He gasps, hoping his voice carries to Joe, or maybe if Ash stepped out of the cabin to get wood for the fireplace. "Help! Help, please!" It descends into frantic chirps and cries, begging for any semblance of flock to find him before –
All of a sudden, Tommy's being yanked backward by a gloved hand.
or, lovejoy and Tommy are a flock, but then Tommy goes missing.
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- Part 4 of WHUMPTOBER (2K22)
- Part 20 of Anything and Everything