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    Techno and Dream prison arc but my ending because I didn't think they suffered enough (plus bonding scenes)

    :D

    ((I promise it is a lot better than it looks.))

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    It had been exactly 3 months since Techno had arrived at the Watson household, and he’d say he was doing pretty well.

    No incidents as of yet, other than the school garden prospering, and he’d been going to school for just over 2 months. He had yet to get anyone sent to the hospital with rose thorns lodged in their palm, so that was a big plus. And, as far as he could tell, none of his fa- none of the people he was staying with suspected anything yet.

    Techno knew he had to get out soon though. His palms ached with a need to grow something, his head pounded day in and out, plagued with excruciating pain which so far he’d blamed on an ongoing migraine. He knew the lie could only hold up so long, but there was never a good opportunity.

    It was an important day today, the third visit from his caseworker in his time staying here. It was as anxiety-inducing as ever. Sure, Phil hadn’t thrown him back into the system either of the last visits, but he never knew what could be just around the corner. This concern was only enhanced by his already unstable powers, and now he'd forgotten his headphones.

    But he could keep everything under control, right?

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    “Tech… I know this is hard and you don’t want to, but we don’t really have much of a choice here. We’re lucky that Aunt Katherine is even willingly to let us bring our things with us.”

    Techno scoffed.

    “Yeah, I’m sooo lucky that Dad’s shipping us off to live with some lady I’ve never even met because he doesn’t want us around!” he snapped, voice dripping with sarcasm.

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    For a moment the sound of rustling feathers seemed to grow louder. An oddly familiar dread crawled down Techno’s spine. It felt like the figure was taunting him. Like it was trying to antagonize the thing running through him. Technoblade steadied his stance, feeling the voices shift as their energy seeped into his bones.
    Technoblade raised his sword, pointing at the growing silhouette. Stay back, he wanted to shout. He didn’t. The words sitting on his tongue would say, Come closer. Technoblade felt his shoulders rise. Behind the gas mask, his teeth were bared.
           Come closer.
                  Get closer.
           Let them come to you.
                  Hit them before they can hit you.

    or: technoblade finally manages to leave the tunnels and comes across an old friend

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    “…I’m not doing so good, Phil. Can you come get me? I want to-” he broke off with a choked sob. “I want to go home.”

    Or

    Techno fails his college midterm and takes it very hard.

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    techno is sad and overthinks everything, but also he doesn't know what to think of anything

    or

    me projecting onto technoblade because i don't know how to deal with feelings and problems

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    Technoblade and Philza share a prison cell. It goes poorly for Techno. Phil feels bad at the end.

    Part 2 up now!!

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    Techno dies and becomes a ghost. And if that wasn’t bad enough, now there’s people in his house, taking his stuff.

    SBI Summer Bingo 2023 ghost au

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    Ah yes, the age old story of Philza Minecraft collecting children like they’re Pokémon cards. But this one’s mostly from Techno’s perspective.

    First 3 chapters are really short but it gets better I promise

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    Technoblade is smart.
    Everyone knows that.
    Technoblade, the smart kid. Technoblade, the nerd. Technoblade, boy sitting quietly at the front studiously copying down notes. Technoblade the overachiever. Technoblade, in the school debate club, school equalities group, fencing team, programming group, even the school sprint team.

    He was nothing without his schoolwork. Which is why he could feel tears welling in his eyes as he stared at the crumpled science test.

    title taken from the song Average

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    Vaporeon became popular pets because some weirdo made a copypasta online, and Vaporeon were eventually hunted and sold, with prices for a Vaporeon being in the millions. Technoblade is a Vaporeon who hid on Origins SMP. He is afraid that the others will sell him if they find out, but in a server full of fellow hybrids, is he really in any danger?

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    The middle child, Easiest to forget. Not the first born, Wilbur, and not the baby of the family, Tommy. Just Techno.
    Techno, the middle child. Techno, the one who, when Wilbur was shouting and when Tommy was struggling in school, was content to put aside his own issues. Not that his family knew he had any. And Techno was perfectly okay with that.
    They both needed the help. He didn’t. But sometimes, just sometimes, a hug might be nice.

    Or; Author projects onto Technoblade because they hate when their family shouts.
    Title taken from song The Milk Carton.

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    Four thousand, one hundred and twenty four.

    According to the neat tally of marks against the concrete, that was the amount of days it’d been since Techno had seen the outside world…

    Don’t get him wrong, he understood why the heroes had done it. Techno himself was the first person to agree that he was a danger to others, especially with his power set. He was long accustomed to this- the same four grey walls, his single bed, desk and chair, all bolted to the floor for ‘safety.’

    Whatever that meant.

    Or, The Blade is a secret weapon the Superhero’s commission has kept under wraps for a decade… until the Syndicate, the most powerful Supervillains in recent history, discover just how powerful Techno is

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    Only the Emperor’s promise stopped him from acting out, toeing the line between a dutiful concubine and a snarky, jaded prisoner of war. The alpha had pulled him aside before the party began, a hand at his elbow keeping him in place as the Emperor pinned him against the wall, mouthing at Techno’s jaw as he struck a deal.

    The Emperor reminded him of a snake, smarmy and slimey and cunning in a way that made Techno’s skin crawl… but he’d agreed, like Eve putting faith in the Serpent before her fall from grace.

    Or, War Prize Technoblade is put on public display in order to get what he wants for once…

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    Everyone knows the business bay is not a group to mess with. Especially not their leader, the founder of Innit Inc, the owner of business bay casino and a man who no one has ever seen the face of, but knows has committed many crimes and run illegal operations through his business and casino.

    Yet people are still so instant to mess with him, try to beat him, gamble with him.

    Well, that's fine, he can give them what they want. He will indulge in their silly illusions of hope.

    He has been looking to heir new staff anyway.

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    The piglin looked up into the tree, searching for the hybrid.

    Bright eyes stared right back at him as he made direct eye contact with the hybrid. They were blue as the sky, something so familiar yet so pure. His eyes were red-rimmed and glassy from tears. His cheeks were red—but not from blood, it was from the beetroots he had eaten from Technoblade’s garden.

    ———

    This hybrid is a child. No older than 8 if he had to guess.

    The child stared back with pleading eyes, fresh tears spilling down his cheeks as he chirped desperately.

    Something within Techno snapped.

    That’s it.

    (Or

    Technoblade is a farmer and after someone ruins his garden, he ends up with a kid instead—among other things)

     

    ‼️I do NOT consent to my works being used to train AI‼️

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    Cotard's syndrome comprises any one of a series of delusions that range from a belief that one has lost organs, blood, or body parts to insisting that one has lost one's soul or is dead.

    Technoblade(Blair) had never been the same after his accident

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    The first time Phil met the Blade, he was far less formidable.

    That doesn't mean he wasn't dangerous.

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    Technoblade is now free from the arena, but he is not free from himself.

    He killed his best friend, and now he wants to redeem himself in the only way he knows how.

    And the legend of the Blood God grows.

    But maybe it wasn’t his fault.

    And maybe he can be forgiven.

    And maybe, one day, he will forgive himself.

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    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    41
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    73
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1,435

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