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Here’s the thing about Branzy: he’s a coward. He has some dignity, sure, but he’s absolutely going to sacrifice it all if it increases his odds of survival. And sure, he’s never faced anything scarier than an angry homeless person, but the principle remains the same.
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- Part 1 of clownzy clownzy clownzy
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It’s incorrect and inconsiderate to say her other half has been torn from her. No. Her brother did not make up a fraction of who she was, but he is a fracture, something that reaches its chasmic fingers through every fiber and takes until she is merely a host for the hatred he has always inspired. Is this what it is to be a little sister? A vessel for the sibling, a descendant of their legacy? The accident of her birth isn’t her fault, and neither is the accident of Kyle’s death, but her mother doesn’t see it that way. Her mother rarely sees things Kaboodle’s way.
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- Part 6 of charms & 'chants
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Sleeping in Tommy's bed is already a rare enough thing. Getting to indulge is just something Dream can't pass up.
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obsidenation by springtime_sovereign
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, Unstable Universe (Web Series)
11 Aug 2025
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For example, when he tilts his body the rest of the way over the counter, slotting his lips over Spoke’s, it’s flavored like cherries and illicit activity. When Spoke runs his tongue over the seam of his mouth, it tastes of bursting citrus and acidic words about men with men. He doesn’t dare grab Parrot’s chin, won’t bring himself to angle their faces and deepen it. The entire kiss lasts with the ephemeral sweetness of a snowflake on a tongue, ready to melt away the second the bell at the door rings.
They don’t need to exacerbate their differences. It’s bad enough, Spoke’s abnormal smoky skin and Parrot’s two-toned eyes. They don’t need anyone to see this, too.
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- Part 5 of charms & 'chants
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There is something in Aimsey’s house.
The traps don't catch any rodents. The exterminators say that there are no rodents.
At night, Aimsey shuts their eyes and holds their breath and repeats it themselves. There are no rats. There is nothing in the house.
Or, the one in which, over the course of two days, there are strange things happening. And a multitude of people are feeling the effects.
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- Part 5 of How to be a Gentleman
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He tested it first on rats.
He bought some plastic gloves, some syringes, some rats, did his best to kill them as humanly as possible, and put a mix of the most reactant bloods as well as a few other things (some very illegal drugs, some medication, it's not hard to find cryptic and shady postings on the together before injecting it into the rat. The rat practically exploded. A weird pulsing purple under its skin. Blood spewing out of its orifices. Yet he saw it open its eyes, stand up as if in no pain, wander around for about five minutes, before it fell over dead again.
He lowered the dose for the next rat. It made it till he had to pack up and leave, the next morning he found it dead, and he assumed it died sometime that night. So a minimum of eight hours.
He brings in Rekrap for his last experiment.
Or, the one in which Branzy wasn't always a supervillain and how that changed
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- Part 1 of How to be a Gentleman
- Part 1 of How to be a Gentleman Prequels
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How to Frame Your Friend for Murder by Alari_The_Aurora
Fandoms: The Realm SMP, Lifesteal SMP
09 Jun 2025
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“Well maybe, Aimsey wouldn’t have gotten hurt if you weren’t always getting in the way” he suggests, like it’s a helpful insight.
“What?”
“You two are always distracting each other. Maybe if you didn’t care about someone outside the Kingdom so much, you wouldn’t constantly put others in danger” That… put others in danger? Ros doesn’t put others in danger. Right?
“What are you talking about?” She says, a bit harshly, but he’s being rude! She’s allowed to be harsh.
“Ros I was alone” he intones, leaning further on his decent leg. “You just left me in the middle of a fight and I got hurt. I had to fight Drone alone”
Or, the one in which Owen tries to get Ros kicked out of her own house, and so Clown and Sneeg take things into their own hands.
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- Part 2 of How to be a Gentleman
- Part 2 of How to be a Gentleman Prequels
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How to Make a Deal With the Devil by Alari_The_Aurora
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, The Realm SMP
03 Jun 2025
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“You were wronged more than me. Consider it a partnership, a test of goodwill for times to come”
Carnival stops holding up the paper, arm dropping to his side. His voice is fearful and strained beneath the artificial happiness when he speaks. “For times to come?”
“Yes. You do owe me, for saving your life, don't you?” He says, like he just thought of it. Like it's a simple revelation and not something he's been planning for the past week. Not something he's been taking into careful consideration.
“I do” Carnival agrees, sounding none too pleased about that, but keeping the smile on his face. Carnival repays his debts. Everyone knows that.
Or, the one in which Clownpierce is a vigilante and an assassin, Branzy is a villain and the most valuable informant in the city, Clownpierce is blackmailing Branzy, and they're weirdly gay about it
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- Part 4 of How to be a Gentleman
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ashes, ashes, dust to dust by llama_bird (llama_sidekick)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
11 Apr 2025
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Grian sits at his desk, a timeline in front of him with a bunch of notes and photocopies glued to it.
There are at least a dozen different pictures, all from different eras, different places, sometimes different continents. And, Scar said he was born in America, yes. But he didn’t say that was even before the USA started to be a thing!
All pictures show the same man, some photographs (mostly black and white, one actually in sepia), some drawings, a few paintings and even one copperplate engraving (even though Grian is still debating that one if he is being honest).
They all show the same man. Tall, lanky, dark hair. Brown hair, as Grian knows, with unusual green eyes. Having the timeline in front of him like some history project in elementary school, he can watch more and more scars appear on his skin.
For the first time, Grian wonders if Scar Goodtimes is a chosen name.[Grian works as a historical researcher and a certain face keeps coming up in his research.]
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- Part 1 of A Thousand Lifetimes [Desert Duo AU]
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Wilbur Soot never gives up. It's an admirable trait considering how much goes wrong for him throughout his life. Maybe that's why he never gives up.
Fuck cc!Wilbur I just think c!Wilbur is a neat little guy
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“Uh… um. Me? Oh that’s, hah. That’s-” they stumble over their words, voice only going higher in panic.
Clown simply crouches down in front of them, leaning into their space. It’s hilarious how quickly they pull back, jamming themselves into a corner. And now that he’s closer, and his eyes have adjusted to the dark, he can make out a familiar purple and black suit. Gloves with hearts running up them. But most damning of all, white hair. This is Carnival. A villain known for collecting debts like they’re trinkets. For selling information to the highest bidder. For coveting the ability to bring people back from beyond the dead. The very same person Clown has tried to challenge before, and failed. This is him.
“You can’t be Carnival. You’re so… weak” he says.
Or, the one in which Clown is both a vigilante and an assassin, Branzy is a villain and the most valuable informant in the city, and both of them are trapped in a room together by a common enemy
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- Part 3 of How to be a Gentleman
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A harsh expulsion of breath and consonants fans across his cheek. It takes him a moment to order the vowels into a word: Branzy. He turns, facing the man who uttered it.
“Branzy,” Clown says again, more insistently. He's not laying down; Clown has never been so presumptuous as to sleep next to Branzy in Rek's bed, not without invitation. Instead, he's kneeling, one leg on the mattress and the other reaching for the floor. His hand hovers a few inches from Branzy's head. Two months is not enough time to erase uncertainty in the nighttime.
“Sorry,” Branzy responds quietly. His voice is hoarse. “Was I shouting again?”
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- Part 4 of charms & 'chants
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Scar reaches for the sky, arm outstretched as though trying to touch the stars.
"One day, Grian. One day, I'm going to grow wings, and we will get out of here. Together."Grian wakes up in the woods, with no memory of his past how he got there and nothing but a pickaxe and a creeping sense of impending doom.
As the people around him begin dropping like flies, Grian begins to fear there is more to their situation than meets the eye.{Loosely following the events of 3rd life in a world where gods are all but benevolent and confessing to your crush now comes with the added difficulties of facing the horrors™}
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A couple of roommates, who are both a bit too old to conventionally /have/ a roommate, live imperfect but fulfilling lives in each other's company. In the search for something a bit more exciting (or less, depending on which you ask), two internet aliases rise into the limelight.
Zedaph and Tangotek are names devoid of any multiversal significance, surely. And they certainly won't cause any anomalous adventures of any kind. You know, besides near-hospitilisations in their own kitchen.
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Rek unravels the mess that is Branzy and Clown's partnership.
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- Part 4 of clownzy clownzy clownzy
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Top Ten Reasons Why Technoblade is Banned From Babysitting (#3 Will Not Shock You) by LoresBird for LostAndDowned
Fandoms: Dream SMP, QSMP | Quackity SMP
30 Oct 2024
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Phil goes on a date. He trusts his war buddy Technoblade to babysit his kids. War buddies do not good babysitters make.
AKA Chayanne wants to go to a haunted house--and Technoblade sees no reason why that can't happen.A gift for @writing-oof on Tumblr for the mcyt-halloween gift exchange!
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After not speaking to his sister in years Charlie learns of her and her husband's deaths. In her death his sister leaves Charlie her daughter. But what he does not expect is for Juana's father to have put someone else in the will to raise her. Much less that he would be both hot and caring. Read along as these two idiots raise a child while dealing with death and confusing feelings.
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maybe you need a friend / i need a friend too by cheese_n_crack
Fandoms: Sleep Deprived (Podcast), SDMP | Sleep Deprived SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
10 Sep 2024
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Mika needs cash, Astrid needs a roommate, and Schlatt and Pandah are totally not doing illegal drugs.
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You Know, You Know We'll See You Again by ApolloTheSunRat
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, MInecraft Daycare - Ryguyrocky (Web Series)
09 Feb 2024
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Tina and Tony were forced to move for the second time in seventh grade. They lost contact with all their daycare friends, because of their father, and were forced to start over. Now five years later, in their junior year of high school, the twins seeing things and people that they have seen in years. They really aren't sure how to explain any of this to their principal, classmates, or their dad.
Title Inspired By 'When Will I See You Again' by Shakka
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- Part 1 of Minecraft Daycare Stories!!
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An Apologia for my Bearing by PuckParty
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Hermitcraft SMP
18 Dec 2023
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Grian has never been one to complain about resource gathering. It was part of how it went. You made cool stuff, you had to do the shit work of gathering all the impossibly hard materials needed to make the cool stuff. This was his sisyphus boulder. The constant gathering but never enough for it to last. It was just the way things were. He was, however, always happy to complain about the little nonsense songs and constant yammering of his uninvited companion on his sand-gathering adventure.
Scar, Mr. Good Times himself, had invited himself on this resource-gathering adventure after seeing Grian when flying overhead and insisted that he offer some help.
Oh, joy.
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Apologia (noun): a defense especially of one's opinions, position, or actions
Loosely based on Oscar Wilde's poem "Apologia" :)
NSFW Chapters will be noted here:
Ch 5 (slight), Ch 7 (slight), Ch 8 (SMUT), Ch 12 (SMUT), Ch 14 (Slight)~~~
Personas not people! MAIN STORY COMPLETE! Side stories to be added… when I’m not exhausted. I edit after posting like a criminal lol. Thanks for giving this ol' baby a read! <3Series
- Part 1 of The "Apologia" Universe