clownzy clownzy clownzy
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Here’s the thing about Branzy: he’s a coward. He has some dignity, sure, but he’s absolutely going to sacrifice it all if it increases his odds of survival. And sure, he’s never faced anything scarier than an angry homeless person, but the principle remains the same.
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- Part 1 of clownzy clownzy clownzy
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requests open for a jester walks into an amusement park please i have no job
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- Part 2 of clownzy clownzy clownzy
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There’s a side to it all that no one else will ever comprehend, and it’s the one where Clown, beneath all the threats and the imbalances, loves Branzy too.
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- Part 3 of clownzy clownzy clownzy
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Rek unravels the mess that is Branzy and Clown's partnership.
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- Part 4 of clownzy clownzy clownzy
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maybe the real mace was the watcher we wanted to kiss all along by hattrem
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP
10 Feb 2025
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Clown unequips his mace, the thing he’s worked so hard for, just so he can free his other hand to hold both sides of Branzy’s face. “Hey, it’s okay. You rigged the game for me, didn’t you?”
His touch stings, a literal, prickling sensation that signals to Branzy that he should be careful, that he can’t just step into this world.
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- Part 5 of clownzy clownzy clownzy
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“Of course,” Branzy sighs, probably well aware that it’ll be followed by another right turn soon enough, sending them back onto the main road. “You’ve got a horrible sense of direction.”
“Au contraire. I think it may very well be the best in the world. It led me to you after all.”
There’s a moment of silence, in which Clown glances curiously at Branzy, who once again looks conflicted.
“I—no—no, that one was awful. Just admit that you suck and move on. God.”
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- Part 6 of clownzy clownzy clownzy
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It’s the third time in his life Clown sees Branzy.
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- Part 7 of clownzy clownzy clownzy
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In Branzy’s fantasy world, they’re all valued equally.
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- Part 8 of clownzy clownzy clownzy
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“I'm just saying…” Clown settles on the tree stump and reaches for Branzy's hands. Branzy meets him halfway with an exasperated smile. And Clown emphasizes, “The moment.”
“We're both gonna die,” Branzy deadpans.
“Nah,” Clown says.
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- Part 9 of clownzy clownzy clownzy
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“There’s no shame in assigning credit where it’s due.” Clown makes a vague gesture with the schythe, pointing over Branzy’s shoulder. “This is all you, no?”
“In collaboration with many others,” Branzy repeats.
Clown hums. “So… if I were itching to kill everyone involved with making this park, that wouldn’t just be you?”
Another line drawn; Branzy’s lip quirks wryly, before he catches himself and admits, “It would just be me, in that case.”
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- Part 10 of clownzy clownzy clownzy